Massage Parlor Reports

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-01-21 16:07

So today I happened to be outside for a period of time that could be credibly stretched and I decided to try F&C and Lucy. Easy to find the establishment. Plunked down the 40 house fee, requested Lucy (MMS said she was available) and was led to a "private room" with a curtain for the door. In about 5 minutes in walks Lucy. Readers please verify, this Lucy was maybe 5'-2", could stand to lose 20 lbs and had GINORMOUS breasts. Very bubbly. Rushed in and gave me a big hug and kiss saying how nice it was to see me again (I'd never been there before). She was wearing a short black cocktail dress with trousers underneath. When she hugged me I grabbed her ample ass and rubbed her pussy a bit. I then complemented her on her breasts and she responded by saying "thank you" and pulling her top down to free them. Immediately she removed her pants and was not wearing panties. I maneuvered her on to the table and spread her legs. When she realized what was about to happen she said "wow, thank you". I DATY'd and rimmed her for about 20 minutes. She was clean and fresh as could be and made many appreciative noises. She didn't fake an orgasm but her pussy was remarkably wet for a woman her age. (maybe 60?) We then switched, she cleaned me and then engaged in an enthusiastic BBBJ and deep rimming. She whispered to me "no boom-boom?" I affirmed that and she re attacked. I'm fast approaching 80 and just couldn't get off despite her herculean efforts. She worked on me for 30 minutes when I finally waved a white flag and said I just can't cum. She was reluctant to accept this and continued to work on me tirelessly. I finally got her to stop and she whispered "are you sure no boom-boom? I have condom. " She cleaned me up to include a mouth wash rinse because of my DATY and rimming activity. She even wiped off my nose! Of course she helped me get dressed in the best Asian fashion. Bottom line: what a sweet and cheerful woman. I get the impression that she really cares about her client's pleasure. Doubt if I will repeat as this type of session is not my thing but I do recommend her to others. Tipped her 70 and she was VERY happy with that. For those of you who have partaken can you confirm that this was really Lucy?

**HeadorTail** · 12-01-21 13:05

Originally Posted by July1714 [View Original Post]

So I went with Andy and asked her is she could get nude and she said no. I tested the waters and pulled out 2. Just to see her limits. She started to undress. She took the money but as she took off her shirt and bra she had some remorse and gave me back the money. I felt super bad for her so I let her keep 1 bill for her usual HJ. She got really close to it like kissing it close. I think because she didn't want to upset me.

I wouldn't try it again. This is a great HJ and I wouldn't want to make them feel uncomfortable like that again.

"Kissing it close" means DATY for $100?

**LtPoontang** · 12-01-21 12:10

Originally Posted by Mel [View Original Post]

If you liked that, you really should visit VietKim. She's a few more dollars, but she will turn you every way but loose.

Info on VietKim? Is she an independent?

**SantaGun** · 12-01-21 10:55

Disclaimer: visiting your town so please excuse any deviations from your standard format for reviews.

Thanks to your forum had shortlisted sunrise, haven and sunnywell as MP options in Santa Ana. Was past 7 so that ruled out the last option and I tried my luck with Sunrise.

Asked for 1 hr, paid the standard and led to room and assured by the young MMS that I can switch girl if not to my liking but was denied a line up. Early 20's, with nice D cup man Madea walks latina walks in after 10 minutes and starts explains that Nuru is 100 for hhr or 200 for hr when I did not even ask for nuru. By then small brain had taken over and I rolled with it instead of sampling the massage first and figuring the extras along the way. Negotiated 120 for 45 minutes and she left the room to update the MMS and returned in 5 minutes saying 10 will be returned to me from the house fee. Then she left again to. Get some towels and it was 15 minutes in before I was face down. Had her strip down and proceed with the rather lame massage. She said her name was crystal and had a GND average face, great boobs, ass but had a belly which the other assets helped look past. No teasing, nothing playful, flip came in 10 minutes and she starts jackhammer. Was wondering where was the Nuru, it was all with oil no sign of gel and no body slides. Nipple sucking was not allowed, BJ FS not on menu but to be fair she did grind bare pussy on junior and allowed FOV but no FIV. Still was kind of hot with the straddling position, grinding and HJ. Was done in another 25 minutes. In summary, sort of a mixed bag, may not repeat but don't fully regret as it was atleast full nude, B2 B and grinding with HJ finish. Not sure if that is worth 65+120 in your market.

P.S.: kindly let me know if there are better BBBJ FS MP option in Santa Ana / Irvine. Really curious about the crew in private suites at East Garry Avenue but worried that there are no reviews.

**Grimmy23** · 12-01-21 10:28

Originally Posted by YellowFinTuna [View Original Post]

Ventured into New spa in Cypress and got completely shut down as in legitimate to the max massage. I've been mongering for quite a while and I can't remember the last time this happened. I liked the place. Just weird. Good location, paid the. 4 and went through the nice security door on the way to the rooms. Passed the nice camera setup in the reception area headed down the hall, passing the infamous room 4. I tried to go into room 4 but the mms wasn't having it and popped me into the curtained room on the opposite wall.

Well appointed spacious room with a chair. I get naked, put the towel on the table and lay down so there's no available towel to put on top of me and to cover up a possibly used sheet. Lisa comes in and turns down the lights and puts another towel on my behind. Interesting. Lisa (kind of heavy) starts a so-so massage and eventually straddles my head and I grab her ass and thighs through her clothes and said that they're nice and she didn't object. She does more massage and gets back on the head of the table and I grab her ass again through her clothes again thinking that she has to be getting the message by now. Nothing.

Eventually she flips me and puts the towel over jr and starts a massage everywhere else. I ask if she can take her top off and touch her boobs to which she responds that she doesn't do that. Eventually finishes the legit massage and it's time to go. I did like the chair to put my shoes on. I tip her. 2 because I never bring. 1's and that's the end. Sad.

I head over to another massage place and get a great massage with plenty of oil and a HE so I don't think it's anything I particularly did that day. I'm not really bugged but I'm out. 6.

That's been a very reliable place for me where everything pretty much happened on auto pilot. I've heard some rumblings that Cypress is starting to crack down on MPs just like La Palma did a couple years ago, so maybe that's starting to play out a bit? They know me there by now so I still get what I pay for, but maybe newbies don't?

**Grimmy23** · 12-01-21 10:22

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Haven't been to Japan, but Bangkok BJ bars are a great experience. Inexpensive ($23 plus tip, pre covid) , and some talented women. Great way to start a trip before moving on to more serious action.

Yeah, if you're doing to take an overseas mongering trip, don't go to Japan, go to Bangkok. Far more to be had for far less money. Japan has plenty of stuff but it's more expensive (but still cheaper and better than here) and a little bit tricky sometimes for foreigners. The blowjob bars are called "pink salons" or "pinsaro". Basically you pay for time (I'd get 40 minutes for about $50-$60) and pick out your girl from pics on the wall that are heavily photoshopped. You are led into a big room full of couches all facing the same direction. The girl joins you on the couch and you can make out with her, dfk, feel her up, undress her just like you would a gf, touch wherever you want, insert fingers, you get the idea. Then at the end she pulls your pants down and sucks you off bareback including CIM. There's a few of them around that are gaijin friendly and easy to find, but this is the OC thread so I won't go any further here.

Last I looked into it which has been a few years, for about $3 k you could go to Bangkok for a week and that would include flight, hotel, food, and plowing 2-3 girls a day possibly even with one spending the night with you in your hotel room. That was pre-Covid though. I don't know how many places have opened back up.

**SantaGun** · 12-01-21 02:49

Disclaimer: Out of Towner, excuse any deviations from how reports are structured in your town.

From research on your good forum had figured it's among Sunrise, Sunnywell, haven that I might find fun in Santa Ana.

Went with sunrise as it was past 7 pm, which is sunnywell close time.

Paid 65 for 1 hr was assured by MMS that while I can't have a line up she agreed to switch girls if I was not happy. Was led to to a room, 10 minutes before the girl showed up. Crystal, Latina 20-25 yes, great mm boobs pretty face, nice ass but a bit of a tummy. Immediately clarified pricing structure for Nuru. She assumed I wanted that! Small brain took over and went with flow, 100 for hhr nuru, 200 for hr negotiated 120 for 45 minutes and a 10 refund on the house fee.

Very amateur massage but still better than scratching nails, bit of small talk, left room couple times so knew I was going to get shorted. Had her go full nude, sad on the table to do the mediocre massage. No play, asked me to flip in 10 minutes and started HJ. Motioned for the promised Nuru, she mounted and initiated some grinding. No licking of nipples FOV but no FIV, fake moans and some grinding, jackhammer. Offered tip for bbj, daty. No avail. Must have finished in 10 minutes, 5 minutes for clean up. So effectively 45 minutes was done in 25 minutes. More small talk, left confused not knoeing if hot body you Latina full nude massage with grinding but no body slide was worth 55 + 120.

Please PM if I can resurrect trip to your town with better memories than this. Pointers to under 30 yrs FS massage in Santa Ana or the neighborhood would be much appreciated.

**Heartless Jay** · 12-01-21 01:43

Originally Posted by FilmMakr97 [View Original Post]

Grimmy, what about these Japanese BJ bars you speak of? I've never left the states so I'm ignorant to such things but seein' as how BJ's are my fav, perhaps a trip to Japan should be on my bucket list. I did bump over to Intlsexguide for my due diligence before I punched this out and there is no Japan listing. I realize this isn't the thread for such info so please, enlighten me through pm if you prefer. I'm sure there are others here who could add details as well. Links to websites? How do you find such places? Thank you all in advance for contributing to my worldwide education.

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Haven't been to Japan, but Bangkok BJ bars are a great experience. Inexpensive ($23 plus tip, pre covid) , and some talented women. Great way to start a trip before moving on to more serious action.

**SlickJJ** · 12-01-21 01:30

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

Girls are prettier at Bamboo? Geez, what do those girls at New Spa look like? Try L&L Foot or the sister location on the opposite end of the center. They have younger / cuter girls than bamboo. Mia in particular has great tits and is really young and cute. Onward!

HH69.

Which is better L&L foot or airbody.

**Caribe** · 12-01-21 01:26

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

So to recap, BBBJ + Rimming + cfs +Greek + MSOG and a decent foot massage for a buck forty? Now that's a Black Friday deal to get excited about! LOL.

Lucy certainly gives over the top service. She is a granny. She has new fake tits. She's a very high mileage BB provider in all holes. But, she gives you a very enthusiastic bang for the buck.

**Slammer6008** · 12-01-21 00:39

Originally Posted by HeadHunter1969 [View Original Post]

Girls are prettier at Bamboo? Geez, what do those girls at New Spa look like? Try L&L Foot or the sister location on the opposite end of the center. They have younger / cuter girls than bamboo. Mia in particular has great tits and is really young and cute. Onward!

HH69.

I paid a visit to Mia yesterday. 👍 wow! Now I'm thinking about it again. 😍.

**PlutoKiller** · 11-30-21 23:25

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

It becomes a personal, emotional connection that can backfire on you in many different ways. So yeah, you may be safer in terms of STDs (assuming you know who she's banging when she's not with you) but you can just as easily get yourself into a world of shit. Visiting a provider, OTOH, is a business transaction. You pay your money, do your deed, and you're on your way. No emotion, no seeing her except when you're in to take care of business. Different strokes for different folks, but either way you're never 100% safe. It's the chance we take for being male and horny.

All that being said, I will never do BBFS with ANY provider. Too much risk involved. I've had BBBJ a few times, mostly in Asia (Japanese BJ bars) and have heard enough stories about guys catching stuff from that to be scary, but I was fortunate to have never had an issue and I don't travel to Asia on business anymore. At the pink salons in Japan the girl probably had another guy's cock in her mouth literally 10 minutes before she had yours in her mouth. On the flip side, they also gargle with an iodine based mouthwash and brush their teeth in between each client, so there's that. The risk seems to be minimal, but it isn't zero.

No it isn't zero. Personal experience.

**PlutoKiller** · 11-30-21 23:07

Originally Posted by FilmMakr97 [View Original Post]

Grimmy, what about these Japanese BJ bars you speak of? I've never left the states so I'm ignorant to such things but seein' as how BJ's are my fav, perhaps a trip to Japan should be on my bucket list. I did bump over to Intlsexguide for my due diligence before I punched this out and there is no Japan listing. I realize this isn't the thread for such info so please, enlighten me through pm if you prefer. I'm sure there are others here who could add details as well. Links to websites? How do you find such places? Thank you all in advance for contributing to my worldwide education.

Japan is a challenging and expensive monger destination. As a gaijin (foreigner) you either need some basic Japanese language skills or a local taking you to BJ bars or to the Soaplands. I haven't been there for 10+ years but assume that the web makes it easier today to find what you are looking for. However, it will be very expensive.

If BJ bars are your kick, rather go to Bangkok. Plenty of choices and cheap. Anybody remember the Kangaroo bar or Star of Light on Patpong? Good times. These days it's (was) Lolitas and others on Sukhumvit.

**Nice Guy 99** · 11-30-21 22:09

Originally Posted by July1714 [View Original Post]

So I went with Andy and asked her is she could get nude and she said no. I tested the waters and pulled out 2. Just to see her limits. She started to undress. She took the money but as she took off her shirt and bra she had some remorse and gave me back the money. I felt super bad for her so I let her keep 1 bill for her usual HJ.

That sounds like Andie. Good move on your part July; you are a gentleman.