Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

Have you tried Cici at 5 star on Westminster? That should make up for it.

I seldom strike out with your coaching, slammer!

[JohnB3411]

Anyone else worth recfomending at fish and chips? I had Lucy which was a good experience. I'm wondering if anyone else is worth it there? Thanks team.

[BetterThanPro]

The last "Real Nuru" Provider in the game. I noticed Bella gone at about the same time from there. Nala mentioned she might try an independent thing to me once but not sure how serious she was. Any other recommendations there of service close to Nala's?

VIPNurugoddess is at Nala's level since she trained Nala on the art of Nuru and how to please a man. I have seen her many times and she is amazing. Did doubles with them once! I believe she too is leaving when she completes her college degree very soon.

[Slammer6008]

That sucks brother. I'll call the owner Nancy to see what's up.

Have you tried Cici at 5 star on Westminster? That should make up for it.

[Slammer6008]

Went to Miracle on Bolsa to look for Tiffany per Slammer. Must be something going on with CKB and Miracle because both places providers look like they don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. No idea who Tiffany is.

Took a session with Lilly at Miracle since there's no Tiffany. Worst mistake ever.

L. face 6, body 8. Nice naturals, not shapely, but definitely not fat or even overweight. A nice figure overall, but just not athletic or model sexy.

A. Before negotiations, a 9. During and after negotiations, 4.

S - 5. BBBJ was ok, CFS was not great as she felt like a lubed tunnel. Lost my wood and could only rub a covered camel slide on her. With both my hands on her tits in doggy style for several minutes, during camel slide the jimmy fell off my softy to the massage bed and she wrapped up the session accusing me of having done that on purpose. A few minutes later, she felt bad and offered to finish me with a HJ and then a BBBJ no CIM which I accepted and finished with.

E - 40 door. 140 requested, 120 given. Hr.

RR. No, no.

That sucks brother. I'll call the owner Nancy to see what's up.

[HeadorTail]

To me anyway, there's a big difference between the trademark AMP "drop the top and lift up the skirt" and actually removing all clothing. It's a commitment thing I guess. Both ways you see everything, but it's more about a provider fully committing and taking everything off than just quickly showing me the goods. I would let it pass if it was say top and bra completely off and pants / panties hanging around one ankle.

I respect Grimmy for what he adds to the forum and his experience. BUT. We're talking about a place that is curtained, not walls and a door. Her top and bra are laying on the table in the corner and everything we're interested in is there for you to see and enjoy. At Bamboo it's not about her trusting you. It's about trusting the other girls remembering which room they're bring those warm towels back to. Realistically it isn't really the safety net they think it is. When the curtain pops open, which it has three or four times on me there, some panties on her ankle is little comfort. Three or four years ago a pretty girl named Coco worked there. We were doing downward dog when the curtains pulled back and one of the male attendants was looking in. They exchanged angry comments for a few seconds, then the curtains slammed shut. I started to reach for my pants and she said stay, lie down. She got Junior ready again, jumped on and rode me into the sunset. How was I to know her husband worked there. Like I said earlier, everyone there has someone they like.

[BenderOver]

Went to Miracle on Bolsa to look for Tiffany per Slammer. Must be something going on with CKB and Miracle because both places providers look like they don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. No idea who Tiffany is.

Took a session with Lilly at Miracle since there's no Tiffany. Worst mistake ever.

L. face 6, body 8. Nice naturals, not shapely, but definitely not fat or even overweight. A nice figure overall, but just not athletic or model sexy.

A. Before negotiations, a 9. During and after negotiations, 4.

S - 5. BBBJ was ok, CFS was not great as she felt like a lubed tunnel. Lost my wood and could only rub a covered camel slide on her. With both my hands on her tits in doggy style for several minutes, during camel slide the jimmy fell off my softy to the massage bed and she wrapped up the session accusing me of having done that on purpose. A few minutes later, she felt bad and offered to finish me with a HJ and then a BBBJ no CIM which I accepted and finished with.

E - 40 door. 140 requested, 120 given. Hr.

RR. No, no.

[Mr Plumber]

Here's to hoping all of you ladies and gents enjoyed some "pie in your face" over this Thanksgiving weekend. Or even better, your "face in some pie. ".

[SlickJJ]

Hey guys, kinda went ham with my holiday bonus so I thought I'd drop some knowledge for everyone out there.

Body Relaxation off Euclid, was most drawn to Myla on their IG.

What walked in was the polar god damn opposite. Not against a curvy woman but she was thick in all the wrong areas. Lovely person to talk to and I pretended like I was too scared to go through with a HJ and just did a nude massage. She is super nice just not my cup of tea at all. Tipped her a bit for the massage and she said for the next time we have fun it'd be $ 20 for HE and $ 40 for some mouth action. Looks 2/10, massage 4/10 if I am being generous. Will definitely never be back. If you're into bigger girls though she might be right up your alley.

Goodnight Massage in Orange, saw recommendations for Kate and her IG pictures were hot enough for me to give it a whirl. She is a smoke show if you're into skinny / athletic builds. Perfect pair of tits and a cute little ass. Great smile to boot. She said it'd be $ 20/$ 40/$ 60 depending on how long you wanted the session to be. Really gets into the HJ and uses her assets to her advantage. Apparently there is more on the menu but I just like to stick to the old faithful to be safe. Looks 8/10, massage 7/10 and service was 9/10. Will repeat.

It goes by a different name, but the now infamous 109 in LF. I was real horny and saw Victoria. Who is my total type and I think as close to a perfect 10 as you're going to get while mongering AMPs. She's a petite Latina with perky little tits and a little frog butt. Now is where things get interesting as she wants the donation up front, apparently its the same owners as Goodnight in Orange so they have the same rates. Victoria knows she is hot shit so she gets by with going only topless and avoids any messes if you catch my drift. She loves talking though and that damn face is just so cute to look at. Didn't try any V action as it's normally frowned upon, but allowed ample hand wandering around her tight, hot body. HJ was nice and I'd probably repeat again just because she is my ideal type of woman.

Where's this goodnight massage place?

[Grimmy23]

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?
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To me anyway, there's a big difference between the trademark AMP "drop the top and lift up the skirt" and actually removing all clothing. It's a commitment thing I guess. Both ways you see everything, but it's more about a provider fully committing and taking everything off than just quickly showing me the goods. I would let it pass if it was say top and bra completely off and pants / panties hanging around one ankle.

[DonHopperSlack]

Decided to go Levender again since I had such a good time my first time about 2 weeks ago. This time was the complete opposite. The thing that sucks is I had been wanting to go since Friday so was thinking about it all weekend and was excited to have a repeat. Walked in and was greeted by a good looking girl she had a cute face and nice B cups but wasn't my previous provider. I asked if coco was available but she said in broken English not working. Was already there decided to give her a shot. I should have just walked out but after our session I asked what days Coco works and she replied there is not Coco only Cici. Now I'm not sure if she was trying to tell me her name is Cici or I'm mistaking Coco for Cici. Only one way to find out. Planning on going back and asking for Cici, if it's her I'm walking out. Anyways my session with this provider was disappointing. No massage she just rubbed my back and butt and after what seemed to be 5 minutes she asked me to flip. Asked me if I wanted and she did an air hump or HJ. Told her HJ and told me she'd get undressed for 80 I laughed and told her 50. She said ok but no undressing and asks for it upfront. She jackhammers jr and cleans me up and that was it. Has anybody seen Cici here?

Yes I had the same experience with one of the girls there. These half-assed massages followed by outrageous rates! Everything seems robotic and rehearsed.

[HeadorTail]

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?

Before Andie was popular, I used to see Anna quite a bit. I saw her weekly for several weeks in a row. For the pre-Covid rate, 40, I got Anna into that previously described state of undress. I asked up front, no massage. Just take her clothes off. Using a translator, I told her I wouldn't touch. I would just look. No photos. She agreed and pushed her clothes away to expose all the good stuff. She allowed me to look but would not allow close inspection of her kitty. She did allow the usual touching of her nips and slipping of my finger down the top of her butt crack. No lower.

To get them fully nude with no clothes touching or hanging on their bodies is tough, in that environment.

Certainly panties and pants hanging off an ankle count. I'll just say every woman there except Mindy (probably) does that for someone. Guaranteed. But IMO the ladies there are such gems we tend to keep their secrets. That being said, it does require building a rapport. It's not a regular menu item for any of them.

Bali girls aren't so shy.

[Caribe]

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?

Before Andie was popular, I used to see Anna quite a bit. I saw her weekly for several weeks in a row. For the pre-Covid rate, 40, I got Anna into that previously described state of undress. I asked up front, no massage. Just take her clothes off. Using a translator, I told her I wouldn't touch. I would just look. No photos. She agreed and pushed her clothes away to expose all the good stuff. She allowed me to look but would not allow close inspection of her kitty. She did allow the usual touching of her nips and slipping of my finger down the top of her butt crack. No lower.

To get them fully nude with no clothes touching or hanging on their bodies is tough, in that environment.

[Nice Guy 99]

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

Good luck with THAT! We look forward to your report!!

[Superflytnt]

I know people vouch for this place I'll call comfort.

I went to that place expecting a reasonably good dream. This Latina was in her 40's. Judging by the wrinkles. I usually start with basic pleasantries. How's your day: Why? What's your name: None. I'm not making this up.

She looked at me as if I was retarded. She asked if I was leo and told me take my clothes off and let's go this is not a date. There was no warm up at all. Like a robot was putting on the hat. Despite me being totally limp she gets me going with the cbj . Her technique was actually good. But wait, she told me I need to be quiet. Handy to finish me off.

The whole time she has a look on her face like I'm stupid and she knows something I don't. It was one weird conversation after another. To add to the weirdness she would say she didn't know what I was talking about when I brought up things she said earlier.

Will not return.