Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Plumber]

Here's to hoping all of you ladies and gents enjoyed some "pie in your face" over this Thanksgiving weekend. Or even better, your "face in some pie. ".

[SlickJJ]

Hey guys, kinda went ham with my holiday bonus so I thought I'd drop some knowledge for everyone out there.

Body Relaxation off Euclid, was most drawn to Myla on their IG.

What walked in was the polar god damn opposite. Not against a curvy woman but she was thick in all the wrong areas. Lovely person to talk to and I pretended like I was too scared to go through with a HJ and just did a nude massage. She is super nice just not my cup of tea at all. Tipped her a bit for the massage and she said for the next time we have fun it'd be $ 20 for HE and $ 40 for some mouth action. Looks 2/10, massage 4/10 if I am being generous. Will definitely never be back. If you're into bigger girls though she might be right up your alley.

Goodnight Massage in Orange, saw recommendations for Kate and her IG pictures were hot enough for me to give it a whirl. She is a smoke show if you're into skinny / athletic builds. Perfect pair of tits and a cute little ass. Great smile to boot. She said it'd be $ 20/$ 40/$ 60 depending on how long you wanted the session to be. Really gets into the HJ and uses her assets to her advantage. Apparently there is more on the menu but I just like to stick to the old faithful to be safe. Looks 8/10, massage 7/10 and service was 9/10. Will repeat.

It goes by a different name, but the now infamous 109 in LF. I was real horny and saw Victoria. Who is my total type and I think as close to a perfect 10 as you're going to get while mongering AMPs. She's a petite Latina with perky little tits and a little frog butt. Now is where things get interesting as she wants the donation up front, apparently its the same owners as Goodnight in Orange so they have the same rates. Victoria knows she is hot shit so she gets by with going only topless and avoids any messes if you catch my drift. She loves talking though and that damn face is just so cute to look at. Didn't try any V action as it's normally frowned upon, but allowed ample hand wandering around her tight, hot body. HJ was nice and I'd probably repeat again just because she is my ideal type of woman.

Where's this goodnight massage place?

[Grimmy23]

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?
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To me anyway, there's a big difference between the trademark AMP "drop the top and lift up the skirt" and actually removing all clothing. It's a commitment thing I guess. Both ways you see everything, but it's more about a provider fully committing and taking everything off than just quickly showing me the goods. I would let it pass if it was say top and bra completely off and pants / panties hanging around one ankle.

[DonHopperSlack]

Decided to go Levender again since I had such a good time my first time about 2 weeks ago. This time was the complete opposite. The thing that sucks is I had been wanting to go since Friday so was thinking about it all weekend and was excited to have a repeat. Walked in and was greeted by a good looking girl she had a cute face and nice B cups but wasn't my previous provider. I asked if coco was available but she said in broken English not working. Was already there decided to give her a shot. I should have just walked out but after our session I asked what days Coco works and she replied there is not Coco only Cici. Now I'm not sure if she was trying to tell me her name is Cici or I'm mistaking Coco for Cici. Only one way to find out. Planning on going back and asking for Cici, if it's her I'm walking out. Anyways my session with this provider was disappointing. No massage she just rubbed my back and butt and after what seemed to be 5 minutes she asked me to flip. Asked me if I wanted and she did an air hump or HJ. Told her HJ and told me she'd get undressed for 80 I laughed and told her 50. She said ok but no undressing and asks for it upfront. She jackhammers jr and cleans me up and that was it. Has anybody seen Cici here?

Yes I had the same experience with one of the girls there. These half-assed massages followed by outrageous rates! Everything seems robotic and rehearsed.

[HeadorTail]

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?

Before Andie was popular, I used to see Anna quite a bit. I saw her weekly for several weeks in a row. For the pre-Covid rate, 40, I got Anna into that previously described state of undress. I asked up front, no massage. Just take her clothes off. Using a translator, I told her I wouldn't touch. I would just look. No photos. She agreed and pushed her clothes away to expose all the good stuff. She allowed me to look but would not allow close inspection of her kitty. She did allow the usual touching of her nips and slipping of my finger down the top of her butt crack. No lower.

To get them fully nude with no clothes touching or hanging on their bodies is tough, in that environment.

Certainly panties and pants hanging off an ankle count. I'll just say every woman there except Mindy (probably) does that for someone. Guaranteed. But IMO the ladies there are such gems we tend to keep their secrets. That being said, it does require building a rapport. It's not a regular menu item for any of them.

Bali girls aren't so shy.

[Caribe]

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

Now, are we talking fully nude (with the exception of socks)? No pants or panty hanging on one leg. Her top and bra pushed up and hanging around her neck?

Before Andie was popular, I used to see Anna quite a bit. I saw her weekly for several weeks in a row. For the pre-Covid rate, 40, I got Anna into that previously described state of undress. I asked up front, no massage. Just take her clothes off. Using a translator, I told her I wouldn't touch. I would just look. No photos. She agreed and pushed her clothes away to expose all the good stuff. She allowed me to look but would not allow close inspection of her kitty. She did allow the usual touching of her nips and slipping of my finger down the top of her butt crack. No lower.

To get them fully nude with no clothes touching or hanging on their bodies is tough, in that environment.

[Nice Guy 99]

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

Good luck with THAT! We look forward to your report!!

[Superflytnt]

I know people vouch for this place I'll call comfort.

I went to that place expecting a reasonably good dream. This Latina was in her 40's. Judging by the wrinkles. I usually start with basic pleasantries. How's your day: Why? What's your name: None. I'm not making this up.

She looked at me as if I was retarded. She asked if I was leo and told me take my clothes off and let's go this is not a date. There was no warm up at all. Like a robot was putting on the hat. Despite me being totally limp she gets me going with the cbj . Her technique was actually good. But wait, she told me I need to be quiet. Handy to finish me off.

The whole time she has a look on her face like I'm stupid and she knows something I don't. It was one weird conversation after another. To add to the weirdness she would say she didn't know what I was talking about when I brought up things she said earlier.

Will not return.

[BigBoDonk]

Hi guys,

Who knows cheap place beside Fishn Chips?

[Grimmy23]

ILl try to get Andy to get nude. Money talks!

Let us know how it goes. Yeah, money talks, but it's hard to imagine a fully nude provider at that place given there's nothing but a curtain between you and the 50 year old Asian woman getting a foot massage about 6 feet away.

[LngTimeMongr]

Hello friends. I am new to this platform, and beginning my career as a AMP hobbyist. About 2 weeks prior I read that fair was a good spot to hit for FS. Being near me I decided to go test it out and ended walking into swan spa after a 5'7 petite Asian early early 30's waved me down through the slight creek door opening, and also due to the reason that all the other spas appeared closed. I made my way through the hallway first door to my left, she opens the door silently and closes it right after. I have a good look at her, she had caught my full attention as she wore a pink high skirt with a black tight shirt, She was quick to ask what I wanted, to which I replied for FS.

She said it would be $. 4 and that I wouldn't pay massage fee because "they were closed " . I countered and say $. 2 to which she agreed. She faced the other way peaking the blinds to check The outside area. I had one hell of a view of her great body. To my surprise she had a great ass and was ready to get things going. She takes me to the third room on the right. I give her the $ and we get things start with CBJ and move to doggy, and kept at it for a while mainly due to the fantastic view I had when it bounced back. Moved to cg and to finalize it with mish. I released as she would moan with her head back with one hand tightly gripping my arm and the other gripped on the sheets. She cleaned me up, we got changed. And before heading out she hugs me and kisses my cheek. She told me I was very good (pointing at jr) with a smile and said to come back tomorrow again that she'd be working. I let her know that I would try to be back next week, she said ok and lead my through the secret door in the final room which connected to a hallway close to the pizza's. Definitely recommend her. I completely forgot to ask for a name but I went early at around 12:14. On a Monday.

Since I am new I am constantly reading about the original f $c with the gilfs that offer bare for a fair deal. Someone said there was one in Santa Ana but I would like to try out the original one everyone praises about. Could one of you pm the location. I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks I'm advance for helping out a fellow newbie to this hobby. Hope to provide more info to this site as well.

Pm me the info to this place. Nd I can exchange more info.

[Member #6190]

It goes by a different name, but the now infamous 109 in LF. I was real horny and saw Victoria. Who is my total type and I think as close to a perfect 10 as you're going to get while mongering AMPs. She's a petite Latina with perky little tits and a little frog butt. Now is where things get interesting as she wants the donation up front, apparently its the same owners as Goodnight in Orange so they have the same rates. Victoria knows she is hot shit so she gets by with going only topless and avoids any messes if you catch my drift. She loves talking though and that damn face is just so cute to look at. Didn't try any V action as it's normally frowned upon, but allowed ample hand wandering around her tight, hot body. HJ was nice and I'd probably repeat again just because she is my ideal type of woman.

I saw Victoria in a dream last week. I thot I was awake and real but it was all a dream. In my dream.

Victoria Is indeed a hot perfect body and oh so hard perky B cups and hard body.

On my back she jacked my oiled hard cock slowly and I gad her tie my balls off w my wife hair elastic tie that I had on my wrist and watching her perky tits wiggle as she stood over me silhouetted with just panties on was so fucking hot. I grabbed her perfect ass as I came jerking my cock and her pulling hard on my tied up sac.

I spoke filthy dirty to her telling her what I would do to her if we were the only ones there in the spa and asking her about her pussy tightness and if she gets wet and if she moans when she cums.

That got me off and as for her she was infatiated w me teaching her the cock tie up and when my load shot so far it the horizontal tableside mirror.

I love it when my wank and cum spurt match up right and make me look like a cum stud.

She probably thot I was a freak but who cares. I told her that she can pretty much I do what she wants because she us so fkn hot and that she is powerful and should use her power.

Gawd how I want to fuck her tight sexy pouty bratty daddys girl's hot body.

She looks like a brunettte sway backed Taylor swift.

[ProfessorXYZ]

Hello friends. I am new to this platform, and beginning my career as a AMP hobbyist. About 2 weeks prior I read that fair was a good spot to hit for FS. Being near me I decided to go test it out and ended walking into swan spa after a 5'7 petite Asian early early 30's waved me down through the slight creek door opening, and also due to the reason that all the other spas appeared closed. I made my way through the hallway first door to my left, she opens the door silently and closes it right after. I have a good look at her, she had caught my full attention as she wore a pink high skirt with a black tight shirt, She was quick to ask what I wanted, to which I replied for FS.

She said it would be $. 4 and that I wouldn't pay massage fee because "they were closed " . I countered and say $. 2 to which she agreed. She faced the other way peaking the blinds to check The outside area. I had one hell of a view of her great body. To my surprise she had a great ass and was ready to get things going. She takes me to the third room on the right. I give her the $ and we get things start with CBJ and move to doggy, and kept at it for a while mainly due to the fantastic view I had when it bounced back. Moved to cg and to finalize it with mish. I released as she would moan with her head back with one hand tightly gripping my arm and the other gripped on the sheets. She cleaned me up, we got changed. And before heading out she hugs me and kisses my cheek. She told me I was very good (pointing at jr) with a smile and said to come back tomorrow again that she'd be working. I let her know that I would try to be back next week, she said ok and lead my through the secret door in the final room which connected to a hallway close to the pizza's. Definitely recommend her. I completely forgot to ask for a name but I went early at around 12:14. On a Monday.

Since I am new I am constantly reading about the original f $c with the gilfs that offer bare for a fair deal. Someone said there was one in Santa Ana but I would like to try out the original one everyone praises about. Could one of you pm the location. I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks I'm advance for helping out a fellow newbie to this hobby. Hope to provide more info to this site as well.

[MartiniToast]

Hey friends, I live down by San Clemente area and was wondering if there are any nuru or FS providers in the southern part of Oc. I'm a big fan of lake forest but it's a bit of a drive that I'd like to avoid. Hope I get some good recommendations.

[OhheYandy]

Hey guys, kinda went ham with my holiday bonus so I thought I'd drop some knowledge for everyone out there.

Body Relaxation off Euclid, was most drawn to Myla on their IG.

What walked in was the polar god damn opposite. Not against a curvy woman but she was thick in all the wrong areas. Lovely person to talk to and I pretended like I was too scared to go through with a HJ and just did a nude massage. She is super nice just not my cup of tea at all. Tipped her a bit for the massage and she said for the next time we have fun it'd be $ 20 for HE and $ 40 for some mouth action. Looks 2/10, massage 4/10 if I am being generous. Will definitely never be back. If you're into bigger girls though she might be right up your alley.

Goodnight Massage in Orange, saw recommendations for Kate and her IG pictures were hot enough for me to give it a whirl. She is a smoke show if you're into skinny / athletic builds. Perfect pair of tits and a cute little ass. Great smile to boot. She said it'd be $ 20/$ 40/$ 60 depending on how long you wanted the session to be. Really gets into the HJ and uses her assets to her advantage. Apparently there is more on the menu but I just like to stick to the old faithful to be safe. Looks 8/10, massage 7/10 and service was 9/10. Will repeat.

It goes by a different name, but the now infamous 109 in LF. I was real horny and saw Victoria. Who is my total type and I think as close to a perfect 10 as you're going to get while mongering AMPs. She's a petite Latina with perky little tits and a little frog butt. Now is where things get interesting as she wants the donation up front, apparently its the same owners as Goodnight in Orange so they have the same rates. Victoria knows she is hot shit so she gets by with going only topless and avoids any messes if you catch my drift. She loves talking though and that damn face is just so cute to look at. Didn't try any V action as it's normally frowned upon, but allowed ample hand wandering around her tight, hot body. HJ was nice and I'd probably repeat again just because she is my ideal type of woman.