Escort Reports

**Bobby O** · 10-19-21 00:20

This is the best thread on USASG by far!

**PriscillaM** · 10-18-21 20:58

Originally Posted by SuelyBrah [View Original Post]

There's no way in hell that girl is 33.43? Yes I believe it. But 33 no way.

She has 119 pussy eating, clout chasing, throne sniffing reviews. She looks like a mental health professional from one flew over the cuckoos nest.

**SuelyBrah** · 10-18-21 19:12

There's no way in hell that girl is 33.43? Yes I believe it. But 33 no way.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...christielamour

This is a girl that I would never even approach in real life. She looks like she needs to be the subject of an LPS conservatorship.

Her body indicates she has done some of those 33 years in a fucken road gang.

And she is at 450?

I monger to find gals who if it was real life and I was on fire, they would throw me a match.

**SuelyBrah** · 10-18-21 19:10

Oh yess girls catfishing hardcore. I booked with a girl name Starr on PD. She didn't post any pic of her body (huge red flag) but stupid me read the perfect 5 star reviews (never trust them again) and booked her. Got to her hotel and ***** was fat as a whale. I said no thanks, walked out. And then. The entitle pig sent me a wave of hate and shaming messages LOL.

Originally Posted by LAPartner [View Original Post]

Anyone have any recommendations on finding girls that actually look like their photos?

I'm tired of booking with what I think is an 8 or a 9 and showing up to a 5 LOL. I'm not opposed to agencies, or paying a premium. I just honestly want to know exactly what I'm going to get when I book.

I may jump into Porn Companion soon, just because there are plenty of videos of what those girls look like haha. Any other reputable agencies you can recommend though would be great! Feel free to send a PM.

**PriscillaM** · 10-18-21 15:24

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...christielamour

This is a girl that I would never even approach in real life. She looks like she needs to be the subject of an LPS conservatorship.

Her body indicates she has done some of those 33 years in a fucken road gang.

And she is at 450?

I monger to find gals who if it was real life and I was on fire, they would throw me a match.

This girl, I never drink, but if I did, I assume that I would not even fuck her stoned.

**LAPartner** · 10-18-21 15:09

Anyone have any recommendations on finding girls that actually look like their photos?

I'm tired of booking with what I think is an 8 or a 9 and showing up to a 5 LOL. I'm not opposed to agencies, or paying a premium. I just honestly want to know exactly what I'm going to get when I book.

I may jump into Porn Companion soon, just because there are plenty of videos of what those girls look like haha. Any other reputable agencies you can recommend though would be great! Feel free to send a PM.

**PriscillaM** · 10-18-21 09:25

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...a-Monica/River

I think I saw this delusional beast's ad when she was at 500? Now she is at 800.

She has this one picture where it looks like her ass sat on a bag of acorns. I assume she is much fatter.

The market for pussy is totally bizarre, it is almost like these fatties are searching for an alternative market.

It is like when I watch youtube and I get ads for guys who want me to drink mud instead of coffee, ads for republicans or democrats, ads for ben Shapiro, ads for ball hair trimmers and I am like is there some subspecies who is interested in any of this?

I will give her this, her bullshit info page https://exp-river.com/info was likely written by Mueller. And her screening request form https://exp-river.com/lets-play is better written than the vaccine questionnaire.

**SuelyBrah** · 10-18-21 02:09

Haven't seen her. But if you look up her number on Mr. Number app, it says the number is registered under the name "Johny Labrata" in Inglewood lmao.

Originally Posted by DaddyChill [View Original Post]

Anyone have a 411 on this beauty? I swear I've seen her pictures before and it looks like a new profile. Possible move on from a previous handle with bad reviews?

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...Hills/MilaAmor

**SuelyBrah** · 10-18-21 01:58

Yea I do give honest reviews, especially if the ***** is catfishing, scamming (not giving FS when it appears she is), asking for cashapp deposit, nasty / bitchy attitude, I WILL write a bad 1/2 star review on her. And my experience with PD is that they don't usually allow those negative reviews to stick. They got some sorta of system against it. Some bullshit. But just keep on writing them bad reviews, when they are accurate. I also go on Mr. Number app and write a bad review there, uncensored and full blown. Make sure you boys check their numbers before you book.

Originally Posted by DreamFreez [View Original Post]

I know some guys on there who give honest review, I just wait for those profiles to review the girls, there are some rich mfkers on there that has seen every single girl with those inflated prices LOL.

**SuelyBrah** · 10-18-21 01:55

Yea I've seen that providers ad. She got some GSP, overly inflated ego to be demanding 600/ hr with her looks and being over 30. And there are worse providers who demand even as much or more than her. It's a disgusting market we have right now, maybe just for PD? But hell. These god damn desperate youngsters with money are just throwing their money at these nasty girls and with nasty attitudes. THis is what we get.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I am going to, time permitting, flame a PD gal a day for the rest of eternity:

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...audiamcpherson

Just under 112 pounds my unit.

This girl is obese, she has no thigh gap.

Her face applies foundation with a paint roller.

And she wants 600 an hour? This girl would starve on Fig.

**PriscillaM** · 10-17-21 19:20

Originally Posted by SimiGuy [View Original Post]

Not worth it. She looks much worse than her pictures.

Her pictures looks like maybe she got hit in the face with a bag of oranges.

**PriscillaM** · 10-17-21 19:18

I am going to, time permitting, flame a PD gal a day for the rest of eternity:

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...audiamcpherson

Just under 112 pounds my unit.

This girl is obese, she has no thigh gap.

Her face applies foundation with a paint roller.

And she wants 600 an hour? This girl would starve on Fig.

**PriscillaM** · 10-17-21 19:03

Originally Posted by FiatVoluptas [View Original Post]

I think I inquired about this girl a while back and no one replied. I figured I'd try again. It is super rare that I venture out of the Asian scene, but this chick has been catching my eye for years. She just looks super sexy to me and I would love to see her lips wrapped around my cock. She's definitely a real person with real pics. That can be verified via her SC and IG (SN handle is in her ad, and IG handle is the same). We have texted back and forth a couple times. She's non GFE, but I don't mind that based on the rate she's quoted me. What gives me pause is that she has been posting for years and years, well back into the pre-FOSTA days, but she has no TER reviews at all, and no reviews here as far as I can tell. That seems strange to me. Due to her "gangsterish" appearance and lack of reviews, my spidey senses have not allowed me to follow through and book. In the Asian scene, I am generally down to TOFTT, but in this context, I am not so sure! Any information would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...geles/68650009#.

That girl looks like she has been jumped into a number of gangs. I assume you will be lucky just to get shot in an extremity if you have her over. Any girl that only does outcall is trouble. Think of it. She can come over with a driver, and if you say no to her, well then the driver takes your head and uses it to experiment on shoving it in your toilet.

**Oakey420** · 10-17-21 17:35

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

In case either I or this one dies soon, is she worth fucking?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...geles/68555407

She looks like something out of a g-damn bingo parlor from Nichols Hills Oklahoma, but there is something pleasing about her ass.

I saw her pre-covid and I cannot recommend her. Those pics were taken when Obama first took office. She has put on at least 50 lbs from those pics, quite possibly more by now. I too was fooled by her ass, but the reality was far more disappointing.

**SimiGuy** · 10-17-21 11:32

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

In case either I or this one dies soon, is she worth fucking?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...geles/68555407

She looks like something out of a g-damn bingo parlor from Nichols Hills Oklahoma, but there is something pleasing about her ass.

Not worth it. She looks much worse than her pictures.