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**Jedi69** · 10-12-21 10:15

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, glad I went half hr session. She is cute and same as her pictures (boobies kinda saggy) and all but the bad start when I parked. 1st, Waited 15 mins past my apt time. 2nd, she does not honor the menu. No fiv or even fov, allowed daty but can't lick her clit. No nipple no titties play, no kissing and cock block during Mish most the time. Mine isn't big or anything but still had her legs pushed me away 99% of the time. BBBJ for 3 seconds, after that hat on and asked me to do k9. I asked her for BJ and she refused, not even CBJ. I'm clean, shaved and showered before showed up to all my apt, unless straight from work. Never had hygiene issue. Def no repeat. Wasted $$.

Originally Posted by AlRomeo [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report. What a bummer. She looks so so hot!

Originally Posted by JohnSmith21 [View Original Post]

Agreed. She is hot though.

Originally Posted by MrmikeUcla [View Original Post]

You were probably the 100th due that day!

This is why I pounce on the hottest chicks on Hx as soon as they join the site. The longer they stay, the worse their body and tude gets. I was Issa's very first clients back in June 2019. I was already an established repeat of this crew. Here is the menu-rates the booker sent me:

Hello How are you? It's Issabella I'm 18 years old and I am sweet and very clean girl, I'm brand new I hope we can see each other soon.

Details: GFE very sweet lfk dfk CBJ BBBJ dt fiv daty / dato cfs cob cot msog (hour) CIM +40 Pics / video +100 No camel slides No Greek.

Donations-120/ qq -200/ hh -300/ hour.

Outcall +100 and minimum 1 hour session.

If you are interested let me know your # Anaheim Wednesday to Friday After 4 pm today.

Funny thing is Liinda99 was rooming with her at the Anaheim incall, and I already banged her a couple of times. So my experience was great, plus I speak fluent Spanish. Liinda99 was on the other bed the whole time playing on her phone while I was using every inch of Issa's body for pleasure on the other bed. The only thing I did not get was DFK, but due to the fact she was a brace face. Hence no smiles and perma RBF on her album pics. But she gave me excellent BBBJ and I dined on that pussy as much as I wanted. Spent some time doing 69. She sat on my face while talking to Liinda ha ha ha. I always give these girls detailed instructions in Spanish how I like it. If you give off some Rico Suave vibe, YMMV for sure.

Here are some pics from her original album and some of mine. I won't show the most explicit parts, like my tongue and my dick in her purty mouth and tight pussy LOL.

**Ghirardelli** · 10-11-21 18:23

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

A fellow hx friend I hung out with at the most recent HX gtg told me about her and recommended her too me. Pulled the trigger and saw her since I love skinny bodies to fold there legs over in mish.

Service wise was full GFE and mounted her in doggy to pound her ass.

Looks wise kinda butter face but makes up in services and I kept thinking of a Clingon from star wars from her big for head. Haha.

So did you pound her Ass, or pound her ass (pussy)? I noticed her BBCS on her menu, which is a hair away from BBFS. Asking for a friend.

**AlRomeo** · 10-11-21 03:20

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, glad I went half hr session. She is cute and same as her pictures (boobies kinda saggy) and all but the bad start when I parked. 1st, Waited 15 mins past my apt time. 2nd, she does not honor the menu. No fiv or even fov, allowed daty but can't lick her clit. No nipple no titties play, no kissing and cock block during Mish most the time. Mine isn't big or anything but still had her legs pushed me away 99% of the time. BBBJ for 3 seconds, after that hat on and asked me to do k9. I asked her for BJ and she refused, not even CBJ. I'm clean, shaved and showered before showed up to all my apt, unless straight from work. Never had hygiene issue. Def no repeat. Wasted $$.

Thanks for the report. What a bummer. She looks so so hot!

**MrmikeUcla** · 10-11-21 01:53

You were probably the 100th due that day!

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, glad I went half hr session. She is cute and same as her pictures (boobies kinda saggy) and all but the bad start when I parked. 1st, Waited 15 mins past my apt time. 2nd, she does not honor the menu. No fiv or even fov, allowed daty but can't lick her clit. No nipple no titties play, no kissing and cock block during Mish most the time. Mine isn't big or anything but still had her legs pushed me away 99% of the time. BBBJ for 3 seconds, after that hat on and asked me to do k9. I asked her for BJ and she refused, not even CBJ. I'm clean, shaved and showered before showed up to all my apt, unless straight from work. Never had hygiene issue. Def no repeat. Wasted $$.

**JohnSmith21** · 10-10-21 18:04

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

Saw her recently, glad I went half hr session. She is cute and same as her pictures (boobies kinda saggy) and all but the bad start when I parked. 1st, Waited 15 mins past my apt time. 2nd, she does not honor the menu. No fiv or even fov, allowed daty but can't lick her clit. No nipple no titties play, no kissing and cock block during Mish most the time. Mine isn't big or anything but still had her legs pushed me away 99% of the time. BBBJ for 3 seconds, after that hat on and asked me to do k9. I asked her for BJ and she refused, not even CBJ. I'm clean, shaved and showered before showed up to all my apt, unless straight from work. Never had hygiene issue. Def no repeat. Wasted $$.

Agreed. She is hot though.

**DaddyChill** · 10-10-21 17:31

Originally Posted by MRNimbus [View Original Post]

Any intel on this one?

Deadfish, non GFE, and has baby rolls on her. Shame, I had seen her a couple times back when she was still skinny and advertised via BP. She was always dolled up during my visits.

**ManhLong22** · 10-10-21 11:39

Originally Posted by MyRedBook [View Original Post]

Profile 1: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SaraBlueEyes (Main Account).

Profile 2: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Trixiexoxo (? Probably abandon account).

PM her 1st time she sent me her menu, few days later, I asked to see her, she said that the old rate and increased rate once again. She already got bad review on both HX and PD. Her rate keeps going up. Not worth a try.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Jennyeastway

**ManhLong22** · 10-10-21 11:34

Originally Posted by MyRedBook [View Original Post]

Profile 1: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SaraBlueEyes (Main Account).

Profile 2: https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Trixiexoxo (? Probably abandon account).

This girl has more than 2 account.

Pm her 1st time she sent me her menu. Few days later, I asked to see her, she said that the old rate and increased rate once again. She already got bad review on both hx and PD. Her rate keeps going up. Not worth a try.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Jennyeastway

**Bad Influence** · 10-10-21 09:44

Originally Posted by Shtupp [View Original Post]

Anyone have experience with this one? Pics look interesting.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LauraPalmer

I tried several times. She's really nice on text, but flaked twice, and went silent on me the 3rd time after I reached out. It's enough already. I thought she was interesting too, but not enough to make me want to scramble for plan B every time I try and see her.

**NoClue02** · 10-10-21 02:22

Saw her recently, glad I went half hr session. She is cute and same as her pictures (boobies kinda saggy) and all but the bad start when I parked. 1st, Waited 15 mins past my apt time. 2nd, she does not honor the menu. No fiv or even fov, allowed daty but can't lick her clit. No nipple no titties play, no kissing and cock block during Mish most the time. Mine isn't big or anything but still had her legs pushed me away 99% of the time. BBBJ for 3 seconds, after that hat on and asked me to do k9. I asked her for BJ and she refused, not even CBJ. I'm clean, shaved and showered before showed up to all my apt, unless straight from work. Never had hygiene issue. Def no repeat. Wasted $$.

**AverageGuy82** · 10-09-21 00:30

Shitty situations like that can happen to anyone from the noob to the experience monger. My friend as an example, who has been doing this for years, from CL, BP, RB, and MPs, recently had a bad / con situation. He went to the date, showed up and the lady immediately started letting him know how she's struggling with bills, the same old sob story every woman has. Well, he said that after blabbing on about that she asked if he planned on tipping her, mind you, he had just arrived and nothing had occurred. He told her that he'd consider tipping after the date if it was really amazing but it wasn't a guarantee, the you got to earn it sort of situation. He told me that at that point while stroking him she started to hyperventilate and yelling about how he didn't care at all about how she's struggling and how could he just be so cold. He tried to steer the date back to the deed but he said she wasn't having any of it, just blubbering on about her bills and how she had no money. After 5 minutes he got up, started to dress and told her he was going to give her half not the entire hour donation and that's when she went nuclear. Started crying and yelling at the top of her lungs, so much so, he was concerned the neighbors would be trying to call the police she was so loud. Said it was the fastest he ever got dressed and took off leaving the entire donation.

When he told me the story I just told him he got played, which he didn't argue.

Originally Posted by ArdinX [View Original Post]

Imagine trying to lecture some *****.

Devil's advocate, but if it worked on you, why should she change anything? You've been in the game long enough to know the iron rule of mongering: ****** lie.

**NoClue02** · 10-08-21 12:28

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

She was available yesterday but maybe taking today off or the next few off, or? I always ask for cell # in initial message to set up date with any hx chicks for faster response.

Yup, I texted her thru cell but was silent. She seem to post up her ad last minute and late into the night so I can't go LOL. I'll see if she ever post something early enough and response to text hahaha.

**Shtupp** · 10-08-21 12:21

Anyone have experience with this one? Pics look interesting.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LauraPalmer

**BJojo** · 10-08-21 01:17

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

TOFFT and report back.

Cede. Is very attractive. I got the following numbers from her.

Hh 375& YMMV.

Hr 500& YMMV.

Her sessions sound risky with the YMMV attachment.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Cedebabii69

**BJojo** · 10-08-21 01:13

Originally Posted by BbfsMaster2020 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have her contact info that you can PM? I don't feel like renewing my mail on HX LOL.

Also, it would be nice to know her donation rate.

Thanks.

Bree is super hot! But her rates are even more steep now 300 hhr, 400 hr, and 600 hr / outcall!