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**OaklandT309** · 10-07-21 09:37

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

Yes, all great suggestions, especially the fake wallet. I'd go a step further and suggest filling it with fake cash. You can get some from a novelty store. That's in case a thug takes your wallet and quickly looks in it. He'll see what looks like Benjamins and hopefully won't make you empty your pockets.

Also, take off any jewellery: rings, watches, etc.

Folding your clothes is another good idea. I'd put them on the floor or counter next to the bathroom so when you flush the condom or piss you can keep an eye on them too.

I know thee days we feel vulnerable without our phone, but do we really need it? Hide it in your car.

I'd also add to park someplace out of line of sight and maybe even leave your keys in the car. Yes, it would need to be unlocked, but it almost seems the odds of getting rolled by a thug are higher than the odds of someone breaking into your car.

With no I'd, no phone, no car license plate to somehow track, and using a burner or TextNow I can't see how they'd ever find you to file a paternity suit unless they have a picture of you and find you by facial recognition software.

**JoeyRamone** · 10-07-21 09:14

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

I started taking my condom with me wrapped up in toilet paper or baby wipes.

Not because I think she'll impregnate herself but because if any shit goes down in there I don't want any physical evidence of my stay.

Let's face it, most of these girl live a dangerous life. Drugs, pimps, whatever. If one of them gets killed (not impossible) and there's a dozen cops collecting evidence, I don't want a condom with my DNA to go into one of those evidence bags. And taking it with me makes me feel safer than flushing it.

Paranoid? Yeah probably. But better safe than sorry.

**WinterKnight** · 10-07-21 09:12

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

Not like any teeter-totter I've ever seen on a kids' playground. 😁.

Who are these "Teeter-Totter Sisters"? I might just go for a ride.

What is the damage for such a thrill ride?

Hello, FF, you might remember me under a different alias from a GB a few years ago. Send a PM if you need details to refresh your memory.

I only said "teeter-totter" because I didn't know the appropriate term, and I knew the imagery was evocative and accurately described the action. I think the term is "double cowgirl", but I have never heard anyone use it.

As for the info on the girls, sorry, but they have expressly forbade me from offering their information.

The freight was four bills for hh, although I didn't last much longer than half that time. They are both very good at making me reach climax even when my cock isn't cooperating; and also when it IS cooperating and I am actively trying to delay it. Communication is key.

**FunnyBoner** · 10-07-21 08:46

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I have no petites I have seen at the airport, but rather than leave you hanging, here are a couple of potentials. I have received second-hand reports from friends that Lolo is good and she last posted from DTW. Bella has good reviews on EB and last posted from Romulus a few days ago. FWIW. Shelly is a GILF in nearby Canton.

Lolo: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139144.

Bella: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68036940#.

GILF Shelly: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68134170

Avoid: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67969934 ,

Why do you say avoid the Russian Princess?? Did I miss a review.

I wrote one recently on her. She is legit. Expensive but legit.

Just curious.

**LotharioPK** · 10-07-21 08:23

Originally Posted by FortyFour [View Original Post]

I saw Stacey Hummer (once) back in early 2014 during my "escort rookie year". An old review would be irrelevant now (just a CBJ), but I learned a lot from her (the hard way).

1 a. Leave my wallet hidden in the car, and only bring the amount of cash agreed upon (maybe a little extra for a tip).

1 b. Use an old "decoy wallet" with expired prepay Visa / gift cards (without my name on them) so it appears real. I never had a pimp demand my wallet, but it might be beneficial to have one handy.

2 - Neatly fold my pants, so the pockets are on the inside and not visible. Stack folded shirt and underwear on top of the pants. Make it hard for her to get to the pockets without being discovered.

3 - Quickly flush the condom and return. Piss later. Don't give her the time to check the pockets.

I considered the money she stole a valuable learning experience. My first bad experiences in this hobby. Hopefully the above suggestions help someone in their adventures.

I have no clue what Stacey would be like today, this happened a long time ago, and the above advice is not meant for only her. This post was just a good opportunity for me to add something useful to the forum and is not directed to anyone in particular.

Good suggestions all, esp. 1 b. Col idea. It does trigger a couple questions:

4. Has anyone actually had their phone ripped off? I can't imagine leaving it in the car.

5. Are there any hoez crazy enough to take your condom to the bathroom and try to impregnate themselves to entrap you into a paternity suit? Extremely unlikey, I know, but I've seen things in a past half-year I never thought I would see.

**Mike Adriano** · 10-07-21 05:27

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I have no petites I have seen at the airport, but rather than leave you hanging, here are a couple of potentials. I have received second-hand reports from friends that Lolo is good and she last posted from DTW. Bella has good reviews on EB and last posted from Romulus a few days ago. FWIW. Shelly is a GILF in nearby Canton.

Lolo: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139144.

Bella: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68036940#.

GILF Shelly: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68134170

Avoid: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67969934 ,

Thank you for your response my brother. I don't have to actually get the room in the Taylor / Romulus area, just the area that I'm working in. I'm going to reach out to a few providers and see if I get any responses and go from there. Thank you again and remain safe.

**Forty Four** · 10-07-21 01:40

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I'm developing a list of targets for a Friday AM date. Any info on these two MILFs?

Stacy Hummer: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139108..

Shelby: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68126036..

I saw Stacey Hummer (once) back in early 2014 during my "escort rookie year". An old review would be irrelevant now (just a CBJ), but I learned a lot from her (the hard way).

1 a. Leave my wallet hidden in the car, and only bring the amount of cash agreed upon (maybe a little extra for a tip).

1 b. Use an old "decoy wallet" with expired prepay Visa / gift cards (without my name on them) so it appears real. I never had a pimp demand my wallet, but it might be beneficial to have one handy.

2 - Neatly fold my pants, so the pockets are on the inside and not visible. Stack folded shirt and underwear on top of the pants. Make it hard for her to get to the pockets without being discovered.

3 - Quickly flush the condom and return. Piss later. Don't give her the time to check the pockets.

I considered the money she stole a valuable learning experience. My first bad experiences in this hobby. Hopefully the above suggestions help someone in their adventures.

I have no clue what Stacey would be like today, this happened a long time ago, and the above advice is not meant for only her. This post was just a good opportunity for me to add something useful to the forum and is not directed to anyone in particular.

**LotharioPK** · 10-06-21 23:29

Originally Posted by MikeAdriano [View Original Post]

Hi everyone,

Looking for some last minute options and advice please! I'm going to be working in the Taylor / Romulus area tomorrow and Friday and they're flipping the bill for my own hotel room for both nights. In a perfect world I'd like to see a few providers if possible and looking for some suggestions on hotels and preferably petite providers that anyone can recommend as I'm newer to the area and haven't had much of a chance to partake in any festivities.

Thank you for any help that you can provide and Remain safe please.

I have no petites I have seen at the airport, but rather than leave you hanging, here are a couple of potentials. I have received second-hand reports from friends that Lolo is good and she last posted from DTW. Bella has good reviews on EB and last posted from Romulus a few days ago. FWIW. Shelly is a GILF in nearby Canton.

Lolo: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68139144.

Bella: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68036940#.

GILF Shelly: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/68134170

Avoid: https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/67969934 ,

**NeilYoung999** · 10-06-21 22:55

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

On LC the girl posting for a fair while now as Kathryn has morphed into either Naomi or Noemi, depending on the day and Alexzandria was posting as Cecelia while doing duos a few days ago with Kathryn / Naomi / Noemi. Whew! This is all very confusing to me. Why would you change your product's name, unless it has a damaged reputation? But I thought Kathryn's EB reviews were OK. Anyone have more info on either of them? I'm stilll looking for my 20-something spinner that can take dick.

Kathryn / Naomi: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68130452.

Alexzandria: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68026149.

Cecelia & Noemi: https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/68025071.

The ad's are like they wrote their own bad reviews. LOL.

The list of "NO's" outweighs any attractiveness. Almost guaranteed a bad time. You don’t even have to read between the lines, they’re straight up telling you how frustrated you will be.

**LotharioPK** · 10-06-21 22:51

Originally Posted by WinterKnight [View Original Post]

I am five years older than you, and have enjoyed several duos, most with the same pair of girls who like working together: I alternate kissing one while the other plays with my cock. After a few minutes, one sits on my face while the other sucks my cock. Eventually they trade positions. Then the second girl mounts my cock and rides it while the first girl rides my face. It's akin to being a live teeter-totter. I don't last long.

Not like any teeter-totter I've ever seen on a kids' playground. 😁.

Who are these "Teeter-Totter Sisters"? I might just go for a ride.

What is the damage for such a thrill ride?

**WinterKnight** · 10-06-21 21:48

Originally Posted by OaklandT309 [View Original Post]

Any chick whose watching TV and texting while she's riding me wouldn't get a second chance.

Fair enough, and I agreed back then. Went with a new provider.

**WinterKnight** · 10-06-21 21:37

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

They're not advertising duos right now and I'm not sure I'd know what to do with two nubiles like that at one time anyway. Duo is still on my bucket list but I think I'll have to work out a plan in advance: 1) Kiss girl A while fondling girl B; 2) DATY girl A whilst fingering girl B; etc. Sounds fun but also demanding and exhausting. Did I mention I just turned 60?

I am five years older than you, and have enjoyed several duos, most with the same pair of girls who like working together: I alternate kissing one while the other plays with my cock. After a few minutes, one sits on my face while the other sucks my cock. Eventually they trade positions. Then the second girl mounts my cock and rides it while the first girl rides my face. It's akin to being a live teeter-totter. I don't last long.

**LotharioPK** · 10-06-21 21:29

Originally Posted by OaklandT309 [View Original Post]

They don't actually give prices except 500-each for a duo plus Greek.

Otherwise, no base rate quoted and extra, extra, extra for everything that makes a SP better than masturbation.

I like your tastes. Both look quite fuckable.

They're not advertising duos right now and I'm not sure I'd know what to do with two nubiles like that at one time anyway. Duo is still on my bucket list but I think I'll have to work out a plan in advance: 1) Kiss girl A while fondling girl B; 2) DATY girl A whilst fingering girl B; etc. Sounds fun but also demanding and exhausting. Did I mention I just turned 60? 😉128530;.

**LotharioPK** · 10-06-21 21:22

Originally Posted by MGMguy [View Original Post]

Stacy Hummer has surfaced off and on for years, many years.

In her latest pictures she's emaciated.

From my Stacy Hummer back review from 2017:

I saw her for a short stay a couple of years back at an apartment in Warren.

A guy lived there too. Others had posted about that at the time, so I looked to make sure he was gone. He was.

The good: facial was allowed at my request going in.

The bad: reluctant to get into birthday suit, then don't touch anything below her belt line, don't touch the nips (too sensitive) don't hold her head.

Who would repeat that?

My list of likely candidates is whithering quickly. Slim pickin's.