Escort Reports

[FunNights69]

Thought I remembered a positive review of her so I drove out to see her in Waterford.

As soon as I opened the door I almost choked on the smokiness. Do not go see if you have to go back to a wife. She was also high as a kite to the point where she walked like she had a broken back. Did manage to do an unenthusiastic BBBJ that got the deed done.

This may sound weird but she also had distractingly gigantic swollen looking hands. Not sure what's up with that.

Absolutely would not repeat.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/67212325

[JoeyRamone]

I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.

I've hit up Mandie a couple times. No response either.

The last, is that Erica or Alexis? Whatever. Her pics look nice. What do you busted face? Did someone beat her up or is she actually missing teeth and looking extra worn from her years and habits?

And while I'm asking about the Pontiac girls; I keep hearing about The House. That it's trashed. I know giving addresses here is a no-no. Can you give major cross streets? I'm curious about the neighborhood. Pontiac has some bad, and not-so-bad areas. Pontiac providers are tempting just because it's so close to me.

That's Alexis in the link but Erica was there in her room. By busted I mean not so great. Should have said butter face. Nice body, but her face. It's strictly subjective and personal taste.

She said it's a new house that they were down the street or some shit. I don't know, I wasn't really listening. It's off 59 right when the speed limit drops down to 35 going west.

[OaklandT309]

Macomb is dry a hell these days but there's a few out there.

Amber. She'll do in a pinch. She's got saggy tits and WILL NOT SHUT UP. But she's cool enough. BBBJ, CFS.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...k/711644050573

Mandie. I haven't seen her and it's crazy hard to get ahold of her.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/562052891645

Not Macomb but Pontiac. Nice body but kind of a busted face. BBBJ, CFS, said Greek was available for extra.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...e/766847159870

I had to laugh about that Amber "will not shut up" LOL. I guess I'm not surprised about the saggy tits, she looks older than average. Probably had a kid or two.

I've hit up Mandie a couple times. No response either.

The last, is that Erica or Alexis? Whatever. Her pics look nice. What do you busted face? Did someone beat her up or is she actually missing teeth and looking extra worn from her years and habits?

And while I'm asking about the Pontiac girls; I keep hearing about The House. That it's trashed. I know giving addresses here is a no-no. Can you give major cross streets? I'm curious about the neighborhood. Pontiac has some bad, and not-so-bad areas. Pontiac providers are tempting just because it's so close to me.

[OaklandT309]

https://callescort.org/313-356-2728

She's near the airport. Or not. We'd set it up the day before and she said she'd be there. When I contacted her she said she wasn't, but was on her way. Then she was going to Canton instead. Great, I happen to be in Canton that afternoon. She asked where. I told her and after several minutes she said she was on her way to the airport anyway. Smh.

Well, I figured she had a room there and as I'd already assumed I'd meet her there, NP. So, what hotel? She named one. Then No, another next to it. Then she asked me to get the room and my hour would only be 100. Ok, sounds like a good deal. Hotel was sold out. But where was she? Down the road at McD. Smh.

Fine, I go pick her up. First thing I really noticed was the bruises on her legs. I proceeded against my better judgment because she hot, and agreed to all my requests and actually had been responding to texts over a couple days.

We end up driving back to Canton in rush hour traffic. At least it's in my general direction home. Smh.

I get a room. We go in. I'm nervous. She's nervous. So we talk. Nice enough girl. Coherent despite her sweet tooth for candy. Talk, talk, talk. Damn, she's had a bad life; I'm talking torture. So after an hour of talking we're both chilling and feeling more comfortable. Looking good. She gets a couple calls and always says "I'm with a client. " More calls, and now texts, and less talking between us. Even more calls and now she's worried about her kids; or whose taking care of them. Whatever. Now she's placing calls and texting. "Just one more call" she says. Sigh.

I go the bathroom. Then I hear the door slam. She ran out. With the room key-cards I'd left on the counter. She's gone. I'm out $90 for a room and 3 hrs of my time. No sex, and she's got a room for the night.

On the plus-side she didn't rifle through my pants (which I'd stripped out of when we got to the room) and steal the donation that was in one pocket, or my car keys. So the best I can say is she's not a thief.

I texted her "WTF, you ran? And took the room key. Wow!" She replied it was an anxiety-induced "Instinct was to leave. " Then she says the "next session on me. Let me know when and where and I'll make it happen. " Well, it's been a while and she doesn't respond to me anymore.

So, to her I say this: Sorry hun, I'd have loved to give you a good review. I gave you several opportunities to make it right, but I cannot in good conscience recommend anyone so unprofessional and unstable that your anxiety would send you running without a word. You could tell I wasn't going to beat you up or anything. You could have told me you had an emergency. I doubt you went through all that for a motel room because of course I'd have let you keep the room, and paid you another 100. So my conclusion is your anxiety makes you too unreliable that you could freak, or run, or who-knows-what at any random moment.

And finally, anyone reading who still cares: she's a nice enough girl to talk to. She looks like her pics but slightly rougher. Slightly. Still very beautiful. Lots of bruises from YKW. Lots of anxiety from her past. No clue about her skills or services.

[JoeyRamone]

Thank you for all your help boys and especially the "caveat emtor" comment via PM. So true. Still hoping someone will throw me a BONE. Macomb County, but beggars can't be.







Still have you "covered or not" (lmao) if ever in Orlando.

Macomb is dry a hell these days but there's a few out there.

Amber. She'll do in a pinch. She's got saggy tits and WILL NOT SHUT UP. But she's cool enough. BBBJ, CFS.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...k/711644050573

Mandie. I haven't seen her and it's crazy hard to get ahold of her.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...s/562052891645

Not Macomb but Pontiac. Nice body but kind of a busted face. BBBJ, CFS, said Greek was available for extra.

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...e/766847159870

[JoeyRamone]

I recommend Abby if you live near the Macomb\ Shelby area. Great girl, the girl in the photos. And an amazing full body rub. Kinda fuckin pricy for the time is the only complaint I got to add. But overall pretty decent. At first she was sketched out that I was a cop but after I verified I wasn't she got more comfortable. She also cut my session 5 minutes short which was quite annoying. She "had another client waiting".

This is her ad.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/17279209

Can you be more specific? Was it just a rub? Or rub and tug or BJ or FS? Damage?

Reports on her are that it's just a massage and nothing else. And she doesn't even get naked.

If that's all it is you should probably say so and probably be posting this in the massage forum.

[Incognito1234]

Probably a much safer mongering path for this cat. It's a controlled environment. The most that can usually be lost or wasted, is cash.

Strip clubs are still my favorite way to play of the four menu choices. Have been since I was 16.

Agreed. I'll even offer to be a tour guide for him.

Strip clubs are my favorite way to play too. Quite honestly, I like the selection process and the seediness of them.

[DannyWilson216]

I recommend Abby if you live near the Macomb\ Shelby area. Great girl, the girl in the photos. And an amazing full body rub. Kinda fuckin pricy for the time is the only complaint I got to add. But overall pretty decent. At first she was sketched out that I was a cop but after I verified I wasn't she got more comfortable. She also cut my session 5 minutes short which was quite annoying. She "had another client waiting".

This is her ad.

https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/17279209

Thank you for the 411 -.

[Chug A Lug]

Thank you for all your help boys and especially the "caveat emtor" comment via PM. So true. Still hoping someone will throw me a BONE. Macomb County, but beggars can't be.

She was recently reviewed here as a "meh" provider in a very sketchy neighborhood. FWIW.

Just a heads up, I've been trying to get in contact with her for over a month, with a fellow senior mongers permission to use his name as a reference and crickets. Referring to Lothario's post, looking like it's not worth the time. Hopefully some seniors may chime in on some currently reputable providers on the East side, as I have nothing to give you at this time. Good luck and Remain safe.

She's a decent provider. Cute little spinner with no tattoos which is a nice change. She's pretty enthusiastic and is open to a lot but Greek is off the table. BBBJ, FIV, CFS.

I've seen 3 or 4 times but last time I got there and she gave me the My sister just showed up bullshit. Asked me to drive around the block a couple times. After 20 minutes of this I left. She texted later and asked me to come back but I had moved on. That said I'll see her again.

I don't know if I'd call the neighborhood sketchy but things have changed A LOT in 30 years but if you're comfortable cruising those areas where you're from then it probably won't be a problem. I'm fine going there. Doesn't bother me at all.

I've seen her three or four times and other than the communication issue, she speaks very softly and I can't hear shit, they've all been very positive experiences. The neighborhood is not that bad and as far as finding her house she gives you the address. I asked her about anal and she does it sometimes depending on size, mine fit. Twice were just for bbj with swallow which was good. Good pretty much describes her, nothing special but good. She's nice, neighborhood is ok, she's cute and slim, reliable and communicative at least by text. My preference is black women so she's usually plan b or c but definitely worth checking out IMO.

Still have you "covered or not" (lmao) if ever in Orlando.

[Simpson1234]

I will tell you who not to see. Diva, Kyra, Mariah, Lilbaby, redhead. All known drug users and sometimes will rob you.

[Passenger]

How about a 60 YO white-bread suburban professional driving an Equinox? Would that raise any eyebrows? 🤔.

LOL! Not at all, I'm sure you blended right in.

You know, if you're going to go to areas like that, why not try the strip clubs, like Henry's or Bogart's? They're definitely not top tier accommodations and the booths are small but finding a 20 ish something to get a quick nut wouldn't be terribly difficult. Undoubtedly, OTC would be available.

Probably a much safer mongering path for this cat. It's a controlled environment. The most that can usually be lost or wasted, is cash.

Strip clubs are still my favorite way to play of the four menu choices. Have been since I was 16.

[OaklandT309]

I'm betting he's curious about the "happy hippie" :

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/67186982#.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-459-3331

I'm curious as well. What is up with all the interruptions in ads? Do the girls move around and delete their ads for cities they are not working? Makes it devilish difficult to check for history and accumulate reviews. Maybe that's the point?

Maybe, but maybe they don't realize it's shooting themselves in the foot for guys like us who check out hinges out first.

And speaking of checking thinks out: the happy hippy? Not with a ten foot pole. If nothing else, all that hardware in her face is a major turn off for me.

[LotharioPK]

Got a link to an ad so we all know which girl you're talking about?

I'm betting he's curious about the "happy hippie" :

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/67186982#.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/313-459-3331

I'm curious as well. What is up with all the interruptions in ads? Do the girls move around and delete their ads for cities they are not working? Makes it devilish difficult to check for history and accumulate reviews. Maybe that's the point?

[LykBlk]

I've seen her three or four times and other than the communication issue, she speaks very softly and I can't hear shit, they've all been very positive experiences. The neighborhood is not that bad and as far as finding her house she gives you the address. I asked her about anal and she does it sometimes depending on size, mine fit. Twice were just for bbj with swallow which was good. Good pretty much describes her, nothing special but good. She's nice, neighborhood is ok, she's cute and slim, reliable and communicative at least by text. My preference is black women so she's usually plan b or c but definitely worth checking out IMO.

[OaklandT309]

I'm heading to Flint Thursday or Friday for a job gig that will leave my afternoon free. Yes, I know this is the Detroit forum. And I know Flint has it's own forum, but it's not nearly as active. There's more posts here in. Given day than they have in a month.

So, does anyone have a solid recommendation for a white GFE, BBBJ, DATY provider in Flint that isn't a raging strung-out barely-lucid addict? TIA.