General Reports

[Bkmsw]

I've been at a shop 2 times when raided. Got out unscathed both time. No matter where I visit I always have a "cover for action" plan in case I get jammed up.

Would you mind sharing your experience at the raid? Did the cops question you? What was your story? Plus what is your "cover for action" plan? It might help some of us out if we ever get into a jam. I realize you may need to change some minor details to protect your anonymity but I think we could all learn something from you.

B.

[JackRam]

Did you ever worry that something would happen when visiting an AMP that would force you out in the public? Like a raid, getting questioned by Uncle LEO in the parking lot, a provider going nuts and giving you a black eye?

Well, mine was not nearly so dramatic, and I think I'm going to get away with it. Here's the story.

A couple days ago I'm visiting a west suburban spa in a strip mall. All done, I walk out and get in my car, start her up, check everywhere and back out of my parking spot. I put it in Drive, just in time to hear Bang. Look in the rear view mirror and there is an SUV, stopped right behind me. Oh damn. I get out, and he gets out, then his wife.

"Are you OK?" Yes, everyone is fine. We look at our cars. His SUV shows not a damn thing. My sedan has two scratches and a minor gash. He's apologizing, she's apologizing. I assure them it is OK, that the marks were there before (they weren't) and to not worry about it and have a nice day. I don't think they noticed that I was leaving an AMP, or that they knew what one was. Well, the guy probably did, maybe not his wife.

So my better half hasn't noticed yet. I figure the longer it takes her to notice, the better off I'll be because I can claim I don't know what happened or when.

Still, this sucks. If he had insisted on filing a report, I'd be in Creative Writing 101.

"Yeah honey, I was just driving around in a 'burb 30 miles from our house with no real purpose. Just bored, ya know? I saw a liquor store in a strip mall and decided to stop in and see if they had any of that 10 year old Chardonnay you like so much. And then Bam! Out of no where this guy hits me. ".

I've been at a shop 2 times when raided. Got out unscathed both time. No matter where I visit I always have a "cover for action" plan in case I get jammed up.

[Sam Spade]

Did you ever worry that something would happen when visiting an AMP that would force you out in the public? Like a raid, getting questioned by Uncle LEO in the parking lot, a provider going nuts and giving you a black eye?

Well, mine was not nearly so dramatic, and I think I'm going to get away with it. Here's the story.

A couple days ago I'm visiting a west suburban spa in a strip mall. All done, I walk out and get in my car, start her up, check everywhere and back out of my parking spot. I put it in Drive, just in time to hear Bang. Look in the rear view mirror and there is an SUV, stopped right behind me. Oh damn. I get out, and he gets out, then his wife.

"Are you OK?" Yes, everyone is fine. We look at our cars. His SUV shows not a damn thing. My sedan has two scratches and a minor gash. He's apologizing, she's apologizing. I assure them it is OK, that the marks were there before (they weren't) and to not worry about it and have a nice day. I don't think they noticed that I was leaving an AMP, or that they knew what one was. Well, the guy probably did, maybe not his wife.

So my better half hasn't noticed yet. I figure the longer it takes her to notice, the better off I'll be because I can claim I don't know what happened or when.

Still, this sucks. If he had insisted on filing a report, I'd be in Creative Writing 101.

"Yeah honey, I was just driving around in a 'burb 30 miles from our house with no real purpose. Just bored, ya know? I saw a liquor store in a strip mall and decided to stop in and see if they had any of that 10 year old Chardonnay you like so much. And then Bam! Out of no where this guy hits me. ".

[DMichaels69]

Its BS is what it is. Unfortunately the reason this has become so bad is some mongers pay them for it and all it takes is one monger to pay. I had an old granny try and get 40 out of me for just massage. I said your getting a massage tip only. I had another tell me she wanted 80 for a handy since I roamed UTC a little. I said no way. The only way to stop it is to say no and stop giving them business. I saw that happen once where the parlor actually closed because the ladies were such jack asses.

The last two spas I have been to in the last couple of weeks seem to have MTs with GPS. Both have offered "I kiss you and you kiss me" for $. I am not interested in this especially for $. Both massages were subpar. All I want is a good massage with a happy ending. What is happening with the MTs.

[Ddaavvee1]

The last two spas I have been to in the last couple of weeks seem to have MTs with GPS. Both have offered "I kiss you and you kiss me" for $. I am not interested in this especially for $. Both massages were subpar. All I want is a good massage with a happy ending. What is happening with the MTs.

[DMichaels69]

I saw those, very funny.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/9694974.html I was trolling through the ad's on BedPage today and I almost pissed my pants. The old ad's with the almost naked Asian models are gone. The ad's are now posted like something from a dating site. It has an obvious fake photo and then goes on with this total BS bio. The bio's are epic and whoever is writing them should get a huge pay raise. One bio had that the woman liked puppies and pizza etc. If you have been to an AMP you cleary know that these bio's were not written by the women. If you want a good laugh go to BedPage and read a few of these. SaintChuck.

[SaintChuck]

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...e/9694974.html I was trolling through the ad's on BedPage today and I almost pissed my pants. The old ad's with the almost naked Asian models are gone. The ad's are now posted like something from a dating site. It has an obvious fake photo and then goes on with this total BS bio. The bio's are epic and whoever is writing them should get a huge pay raise. One bio had that the woman liked puppies and pizza etc. If you have been to an AMP you cleary know that these bio's were not written by the women. If you want a good laugh go to BedPage and read a few of these. SaintChuck.

[BrokenFire18]

Is anyone aware or has anyone experienced TER not accepting online payment for a membership? There is reviews I would like to read but cannot gain access. Have tried several cards.

You might want to get a VPN or something. I think they passed some laws that prevented folks in the US to view but I think they reversed their course. Check with your bank too. I think TER uses a payment company that is foreign so your bank might think its fraud.

[Emiglio]

Saw CW on another site & it finally clicked. "Cock Worship", if you want a long drawn out BJ, where worshiping your cock, and not just getting you off is the priority.

Thanks Lee, it was driving me crazy.

[LeeOskar]

Looked everywhere? Does anyone know what CW allowed, and no ss. Means? I e mailed the model, but as I expected, " I do not discuss this in e mail. " She was kind enough to at least reply.

Saw CW on another site & it finally clicked. "Cock Worship", if you want a long drawn out BJ, where worshiping your cock, and not just getting you off is the priority.

[LeeOskar]

Looked everywhere? Does anyone know what CW allowed, and no ss. Means? I e mailed the model, but as I expected, " I do not discuss this in e mail. " She was kind enough to at least reply.

SS = Stripper Slide, rubbing her bare pussy up & down you bare dick.

CW = Don't know. Only guessing CoWgirl? Most would say CG.

[Emiglio]

Looked everywhere? Does anyone know what CW allowed, and no ss. Means? I e mailed the model, but as I expected, " I do not discuss this in e mail. " She was kind enough to at least reply.

[HenryA77]

On the Il-Other Areas forum a few days ago, I posted about all 3 AMPs being shut down, all with Keep Out signs stuck to their doors. Now it is not that unusual for us to see spas get shut down, but it is usually one at a time after charges have been pressed or the town government passes some stupid ordinance. But that is it. They just get shut down. No one puts up Keep Out signs, directing you to contact the building department.

So yesterday a fellow monger sent me a PM, saying he'd been in contact with some of the girls who work the Wauconda shops and they said the fire department shut them down. Now the only reason a fire department can shut you down is if you do something to break the fire codes. I always figured that would be oily rags stuffed in a corner, something like that. And I am hard pressed to thing of anything in the dozens (possibly hundreds over 30 years) of AMPs I have been to that would make for a fire hazard. And all three at once?

My fellow monger pointed out that this could be the same thing that happened in Florida to the owner of a rather famous team a couple years ago. AMP gets shut down for a Mickey Mouse violation, and while the place is empty, the No Fun squad comes in and installs hidden cameras with a live feed.

The owner of said sports team skated after a judge dropped the charges and ordered the tapes sealed. Good for him. But we can't count on that. If the spas open and you visit, you may want to ask the MTs if they have taken a really, really serious look around. Like removing ceiling tiles and looking for cables that end pointed inside the rooms.

Sometimes these places also serve as living quarters for the women. I've seen that before. Might well have been what nailed them.

I know of a house in elgin that is home to many a Chinese lady whom I suspect of visa overstaying. I nailed one.

[Sam Spade]

On the Il-Other Areas forum a few days ago, I posted about all 3 AMPs being shut down, all with Keep Out signs stuck to their doors. Now it is not that unusual for us to see spas get shut down, but it is usually one at a time after charges have been pressed or the town government passes some stupid ordinance. But that is it. They just get shut down. No one puts up Keep Out signs, directing you to contact the building department.

So yesterday a fellow monger sent me a PM, saying he'd been in contact with some of the girls who work the Wauconda shops and they said the fire department shut them down. Now the only reason a fire department can shut you down is if you do something to break the fire codes. I always figured that would be oily rags stuffed in a corner, something like that. And I am hard pressed to thing of anything in the dozens (possibly hundreds over 30 years) of AMPs I have been to that would make for a fire hazard. And all three at once?

My fellow monger pointed out that this could be the same thing that happened in Florida to the owner of a rather famous team a couple years ago. AMP gets shut down for a Mickey Mouse violation, and while the place is empty, the No Fun squad comes in and installs hidden cameras with a live feed.

The owner of said sports team skated after a judge dropped the charges and ordered the tapes sealed. Good for him. But we can't count on that. If the spas open and you visit, you may want to ask the MTs if they have taken a really, really serious look around. Like removing ceiling tiles and looking for cables that end pointed inside the rooms.

[Hotwad]

I got to my next place to load early (I drive a truck), so I dollied down and went and got a room for a shower and a little sleep. I went to a truckstop and fueled up and met this hot, young looking chick that said she needed a ride across town and would get in the sleeper with me. She got in and she looked very young so I asked for an I'd. It Said she was 22. Surprised she let me see it. Down the road I got lights and sirens. I had nothing to hide so I consented to search, telling the officers I had a weapon and a CCP. All went well till they searched her. She had a false I'd and more drugs on her than a pharmacy and had dropped some in the truck. They arrested her and she had a record for multiple prostitution arrests. Then they came back to me. They were going to charge me with transporting a known prostitute, inappropriate actions with a minor, delivery of controlled substance, and soliciting and were going to confiscate my $200,000 Kenworth. Luckily another cop came along that I knew from a shooting club I attend and I told him I knew nothing, just giving her a ride home. He knew me so he let me go. BE CAREFUL what you pick up off the street. Woke my ass up.