Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**GimmeMoreHead** · 09-03-21 09:34

Originally Posted by PerfectCircle [View Original Post]

Jones was BBFS CIP but that pussy smelled.

Nikki was headcase. The only chemistry that beeyotch has are the drugs she smokes. If you like spaced out grannies with a bad attitude, go for it.

Ms Jones has been going downhill lately. She keeps gaining weight like every fuck session I've had recently she's bigger than the prior one and she wasn't a clockwatcher before but now is more watchful of time. BBBJ is still great and she loves being face fucked, curves are good for now and she still got that big booty but needs to quit the weight gain for a bit. Her performance is not nearly as good as it was before. Still ok performance by HX standards but she set the bar very high my previous sessions with her. Bb Greek CIA is what keeps me going to her though.

**ArdinX** · 09-02-21 22:58

Originally Posted by Jedi69 [View Original Post]

Yes both are still very active. The big one is Collette. She is the Mother Hen, the mama-san who books and watches over little chickies like Evie, but also available for dates. She has humongous soft titties. But the rest of her body is also big. So big boobs, big body.

If you want big boobs, but super tiny petite body, then go see Evie. Do a search here and on other review boards and you will read the same consistent reports. Unreal boobs, unreal body. Service is usually excellent but YMMV. Let's just pray she stops at her one ugly tat and doesn't buy into that Suicide Girl horseshit like Pixiebaby. Whenever she posts an ad on HX, she books ASAP and her name shoots up to the top of the Hot Profiles list on the front page and stays there until she switches her ad off. Also, the Baby Crew has now adopted the picture and album MO of the SCP Crew, meaning no more head and face, below the neck and body only.

Here are screen shots of Evie's full pics and video. I obscured or cropped out the face using my Jedi Photoshop skills LOL.

All very accurate on Babycrew overall. Ever see SerenaBaby? My god, my god. I was ruined to 98% of HX girls after her. She was also the one girl I would never answer PM's about from HX slobs digging for info. The angel face, Traci Lords banana tits, and frequent flyer menu. Could tell she wasn't a hardened pro and wouldn't be around long. I've been pestering her to come back to LA, but she's happy back in Europe. Has an OF page but its just artsy, headless nude unfortunately.

**DWaits** · 09-02-21 20:11

Hey Thanxxx. I tried to PM you but your box is full. Maybe that's strategic or maybe not.

**Pmanhere** · 09-02-21 17:54

Originally Posted by RdynNvu [View Original Post]

The agency she's with is fairly easy to work with, even with newbies.

Pictures are accurate and she provides an amazing experience. She's highly popular.

Thanks, my dude!

**Rdyn Nvu** · 09-02-21 16:06

Originally Posted by Pmanhere [View Original Post]

Too bad she's not HX newbie friendly.

The agency she's with is fairly easy to work with, even with newbies.

Pictures are accurate and she provides an amazing experience. She's highly popular.

**Pmanhere** · 09-02-21 15:19

Originally Posted by Daernik1 [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CubanDreams

Too bad she's not HX newbie friendly.

**Bad Influence** · 09-02-21 11:46

Originally Posted by ILoveMexicans [View Original Post]

Are her pics on her profile real?

Maybe, but older pics. She's got a nice body, but she is definitely older, maybe 40. You wouldn't stare in public. She's def a star on service, but not eye candy.

**HapaBoy86** · 09-02-21 03:14

Originally Posted by Meshuggah [View Original Post]

How is she? Latinabetty? Recommend?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/latinabetty

She's at LAX tonight.

This phat ass Latina used to be good in the sack. But, few years ago or right about when the pandemic started she went from GFE to non-GFE and her rates went up.

She is ghetto as well and now says you must pay for dfk which is basically lfk and will not get into deep passionate kissing if you pay the extra.

Her ass is BiggeR in live face to face look down and bam. The booty is round and Thick!

Save yo $.

**Meshuggah** · 09-01-21 21:19

How is she? Latinabetty? Recommend?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/latinabetty

She's at LAX tonight.

**ILoveMexicans** · 09-01-21 21:01

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

Ghosted by Laura yesterday. First time we had a date she pushed it out by several hours at the last minute and I couldn't make that work. This time just went silent on me. She's got an interesting profile and I'd love to see her, but I'm not going to try again. I don't have such a huge window of opportunity that makes this worth the hassle.

After some scrambling I saw Cuban Betty. She's no spring chicken but has a great body and holy crap she can curl your toes. Service was off the chart! BB is available, as well as Greek. I left her appt with weak knees. I'll go back again when I want an hour of debauchery.

Are her pics on her profile real?

**Bad Influence** · 09-01-21 19:47

Originally Posted by Thanxxx [View Original Post]

You referring to.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/latinabetty

Only asking since cubanbetty doesn't pop up.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CubanDreams

**Daernik1** · 09-01-21 19:13

Originally Posted by Thanxxx [View Original Post]

You referring to.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/latinabetty

Only asking since cubanbetty doesn't pop up.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CubanDreams

**Thanxxx** · 09-01-21 16:48

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

Ghosted by Laura yesterday. First time we had a date she pushed it out by several hours at the last minute and I couldn't make that work. This time just went silent on me. She's got an interesting profile and I'd love to see her, but I'm not going to try again. I don't have such a huge window of opportunity that makes this worth the hassle.

After some scrambling I saw Cuban Betty. She's no spring chicken but has a great body and holy crap she can curl your toes. Service was off the chart! BB is available, as well as Greek. I left her appt with weak knees. I'll go back again when I want an hour of debauchery.

You referring to.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/latinabetty

Only asking since cubanbetty doesn't pop up.

**OCpyro** · 09-01-21 15:54

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

After some scrambling I saw Cuban Betty. She's no spring chicken but has a great body and holy crap she can curl your toes. Service was off the chart! BB is available, as well as Greek. I left her appt with weak knees. I'll go back again when I want an hour of debauchery.

I didn't mention it in my report earlier, but since the cat's out of the bag, yes, she does bb greek. Let's see how long until she stops offering it because everyone's demanding it. Some things are best left unsaid, especially on a site where you don't even have to sign up, or sign in to see the information. But whatever, I had my fill of her anyway.