Massage Parlor Reports

**Lego19** · 08-21-21 01:48

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.

The review says it's a FS place now.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 08-21-21 00:07

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Anyone else notice the more explicit advertising from Yu Spa (across from Fred Meyer at 1st and Greenwood)?

They used to be HJ only, but I'm never sure what to think when the advertising is THAT explicit.

I'm thinking about checking it out tomorrow. Anyone been recently can confirm extras more than HJ?

Looks like there is a brand new review of Yu Massage on RM. Can anyone read it? Just wondering what this place has turned into.

**nightwing44** · 08-20-21 22:43

Any leads on places in the north Seattle to Lynwood areas that have a table shower, decent massage and offer a HE?

**LCB** · 08-20-21 19:11

Thanks for the info! I hope they're not jacking up their rates there. I've been going there for 20 ish years and never donated over $$ for BBFS It seems to be the industry standard at all the Lynnwood / Everett AMPs.

Stay safe,

-LCB.

Originally Posted by NightFuryAZ [View Original Post]

Visited Eurotouch yesterday night around 12. Met with a late 40 provider. I asked for other provider and in came Mink. She was a 7/10 late 20's or early 30's provider. Asked for the table shower. Cannot complain on the service for the table shower. Back to the room. I mentioned about FS and made it upfront. She started with the massage and lots of tease and eventually went for the flip and a whole another level of worship. Before starting the FS I asked if she does BBFS. She complied eventually after agreeing for more tips. She was not a clock watcher for sure and gave me a good time. Overall charge was $$ . 8 including the house fee and the BBFS tips. Highly recommended.

**NightFuryAZ** · 08-20-21 14:57

Visited Eurotouch yesterday night around 12. Met with a late 40 provider. I asked for other provider and in came Mink. She was a 7/10 late 20's or early 30's provider. Asked for the table shower. Cannot complain on the service for the table shower. Back to the room. I mentioned about FS and made it upfront. She started with the massage and lots of tease and eventually went for the flip and a whole another level of worship. Before starting the FS I asked if she does BBFS. She complied eventually after agreeing for more tips. She was not a clock watcher for sure and gave me a good time. Overall charge was $$ . 8 including the house fee and the BBFS tips. Highly recommended.

**VegasSlut21** · 08-20-21 12:38

I was cruising AA to see what was out this week. There was a lot of LE in the area and it didn't feel safe to pursue (although I didn't see anyone really getting arrested or harassed. Just a lot of presence).

I decided to try an MP, but I couldn't find reviews anywhere on the place next to Home Depot on AA. Decided to TOFTT.

Was greeted by a young woman in a short dress who led me back to the room. In the front foyer behind the security door there was some random guy sleeping on the couch. Really weird, but did not get a "run" vibe so I continued on.

She wanted to do 30 min, but I insisted on 60. I prepared and laid face down on the table. She did a soft / medium massage that was slow and sensual. It actually felt really fantastic. She did some teasing of the backside and the boys. At one point I raised my hips and she played with mr happy as well. She talked to much and was hard to understand with her broken English. I did learn she was half Japanese and half Chinese and was from Japan, but I didn't get her name as I don't live here and didn't know when I would be back.

I was just looking for a HE, but she was super aggressive in pushing for more (she was just out for more money). I should have stuck to my guns, but gave in for a BJ. She undressed and had some decent sized naturals for being such a small girl. She was pretty good at teasing and getting me worked up and she used a cover with the finish. She did suck on the boys and mr happy as part of her process.

There was still time left when she was done and she showed me she was shaved below. Not really sure why she did. There was still time on the clock and to her credit she continued to do a light massage with me still on my back. I have hyperthyroidism which has made me gain excess weight (recently discovered and working on the issue with medical professionals). The rest of the time she was making comments on me being fat and trying to get me to admit to eating too much and too many sweets (I actually heat a very healthy diet as I have been working controlling my weight on my own). She was extremely offensive and I asked her to stop talking. She continued. I don't know if she was trying to piss me off so I would leave early, but I just stopped interacting with her until the time was up.

On the way out the sleeping guy was still out cold on the couch (I can't imagine he is security because a family of elephants could have come through the room and he wouldn't have known). There was another provider coming back in and she looked like she probably had an amazing body under her clothes.

Best of luck and be safe out there!

**MassageMeow** · 08-20-21 12:29

Originally Posted by Lego19 [View Original Post]

I saw her yesterday, young and petite. Didn't have such a great experience though, below average massage and she seemed to be in not the best of moods and rushed me out.

They typically have really cute girls that feel like they could pass for college students, but often bristle at any attempts for UTC. I haven't been back since Bella left for LA just because I had enough options that were more consistent.

**Lego19** · 08-20-21 12:08

Originally Posted by Matt206 [View Original Post]

I went to champion on Roosevelt and was surprised by a young provider named Yumi who gave a decent massage, with teasing in the flip and quick negotiation for UTC access. Lots of body contact on the flip and whispering in the ear.

She had an great spinner body. I'd recommend if you want a decent massage with a HE. She said she's here for three months.

I saw her yesterday, young and petite. Didn't have such a great experience though, below average massage and she seemed to be in not the best of moods and rushed me out.

**WaRubMonger** · 08-19-21 18:27

Heading south tomorrow and the search function shows nothing really newer than 2019. Important is a good ts, bonus is some taint and ass play. I don't mind some curves and like them busty. FS not required.

Thanks, happy mongering.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 08-19-21 12:50

Gents,

Looking for an Eastside gal that actually knows how to do a real massage. HE and / or other options are a bonus, but I really want good sports massage too.

Thanks in advance.

**SeattleMassage** · 08-19-21 12:07

Oasis Renton Review.

I was here not long after they opened for the day and there were two upper 30's maybe? Or lower 40's Chinese women there talking when I came in and they both seemed pleasant enough and nice. One of them (the one I had hoped for) showed me to a room and I got undressed. She came in after me and brought me my 40 bucks change and I told her to leave it on the chair and she seemed to realize immediately she'd be getting a tip if she did what she knew I most likely wanted.

She was not too talkative and as well not overly talkative, it was just about the right amount. As far as looks she was about a 5 out of 10, maybe a 6, but no more than that.

Yes she wore a mask at the beginning but took it off later on when she came back in the room from answering the front door.

I did appreciate that she listened to me when I told her "too hard" (I had to do that a few times) as she was really getting crazy into my muscles and I wanted it lighter (and more sexier) and so that was cool she took the time to listen to me. I also liked that she turned down the waaay too loud music when I asked her to. I also liked that she didn't care I was stoned to hell haha and gave me water during and afterwards and a cookie lemon bar thing.

Okay, what I didn't like was that she seemed obsessed with my ass and my butthole (haha) for whatever reason I didn't know and overly concentrated around there for too long as my dick was like yelling at her "Ummm. Hello, are you EVER going to get to me" (Which she did eventually after what seemed like far too long a time).

She was pretty good at teasing but it (the teasing) didn't last too long as she got into really going to town on my dick the second half of the massage, a lttle too hard even, so I had to tell her lighter and mellow out and she did listen.

There was no sense of anything more available other than just a HE, and tip wise she was cool with 40 and didn't ask nor push for more than that.

Oh, by the way I heard the phone ring there like 4 times! while I was there and the door bell chime like three times as guys entered so you guys were also busy yesterday haha!

Would I go back? Nah, probably not. But she was actually better than the other Renton HE places I have been to recently but I'd still rather find an apartment massage at a decent price and convenient for me which I so far have been out of luck with.

One other thing is that as I was waiting for the bus to come a few minutes later (after walking out) these two police cars parked right near me, I mean like ten feet away, haha front to front so they could talk to each other and the cops kept looking at me I thought. But then, since I was stoned to hell I wasn't sure even if they were actually really looking at me or was I looking at them to see if they were looking at me haha?

Overall grade for Oasis: B- / C+.

**Efurufe** · 08-19-21 05:49

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Got some interesting new ones.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/239512 - Mena. Hawaii area code?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/240430

If you image search on the photos in these ads, they're all taken from other sites. That, combined with the out-of-area phone numbers is enough for me to avoid. Please report back if you try them, though!

**Aotearoa** · 08-19-21 00:40

Originally Posted by SeoulSea [View Original Post]

On my way home from running some errands I decided to stop by sunshine. I read all the reviews of stella but was hoping maybe there would be someone else.

When I got in I was greeted by a pretty hot girl who was definitely on the younger side. Walked me to the room and I asked her name and it was Stella. I thought to myself maybe I should ask for someone else but she was hot enough I went through with it. I handed her $$ and then she asks for another. 6 for the room. I was like uhh but at this point my little head took over so I forked over $$. 6. Someone else rang the bell so she said she'd be back as I undressed. She comes back after a few minutes and puts a cover on and starts a CBJ. It felt pretty good for a CBJ but it literally only lasted maybe a minute before she got up and bent over for doggy. Doggy lasts maybe a minute too and then she switched to missionary. I'm trying to milk my time at this point cause I read all the reviews of her getting you in and out so I make sure to stop myself from finishing in missionary and ask if we can go back to doggy. She said okay but then said if I don't cum right now I'll have to tip another. 4 LOL. So I just pounded away in doggy real fast and finished.

So it was a quick stop in and out. Probably didn't last more than 10 minutes. She was really hot for an AMP lady but definitely not worth the $$. 6 for a rushed non gf service. Little head got the better of me.

Yeap, I had the same experience with Stella on 7/31. She is Cambodian. Only there for 2 weeks. She also gave me her personal contact number at the end to personally text her for next time before she leaves.

But I am not going back. She did rush it. We had settled for 200 over text but when I showed up she asked for more like 60 to cover house fee. I told her I didn't have more so eventually she settled for more.

Stella was pretty face and upper body was nice but her rear is a little big. Personality sucked big time. I have been there before and I have met totally smoking hot chic. Kelly. Unfortunately she is long gone. She was simply the best in all areas of my experience there.

**CookieGuy** · 08-19-21 00:02

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

She looks mid 40's. I've seen her a couple times. I think her tits are a big for her body but whatever.

Too big for her body? Can tits ever be too big?

**Lts2269** · 08-18-21 20:45

I've read mixed reviews about Rainier Massage Academy (406X S Rainier), but decided to check it out. The experience I had can only be described as being robbed. I went this afternoon and was greeted by Yoyo. Yoyo is early 40's with a slender figure and small tits. She wore a mask the entire time, so I didn't get a good look at her face. I was hoping to get the early 20 something they're advertising on Rub Ratings, but she was attractive and I don't tend to discriminate on age. She showed me to a room and I decided on an hour. She left with. 6 for the hour and I disrobed and laid down hoping to get at least somewhat of a massage. She comes in the room, rubs me for 30 seconds tops and leaves the room for about 5 minutes. Then comes back and rubs my back for another 20 seconds and leaves again for several minutes. When she comes back for the third time, she teases me by rubbing my inner thigh for a few seconds and tells me to turn over. The negotiation started well enough and we agreed on another $$ for BBFS. She knew what she was agreeing to and she left once again for several minutes to put the donation away. She comes back and pulls out a condom and starts to put it on me. I told her we agreed to BBFS and she pretends not to understand what I'm saying. I should have left then, but stayed to see what would happen. She then gives me a CHJ for a bit and then tells me to get up. She lays down on the table and immediately tells me not to touch her. At this point I'm pissed, but keep cool. At this point I'm finished. I tell her I'm leaving because she's not doing anything remotely close to what we agreed to. Then she has the audacity to start upselling me on CBJ then another upsale on BBBJ while I'm getting dressed. This is after I've already handed over a total $260 with an agreement on BBFS. She follows me to the door and keeps telling me to stop causing trouble. I never lost my temper and never would, especially somewhere like that as you never know who might be lurking somewhere in a back room. Also, just not good to draw attention to yourself in an establishment like that. There have been times I didn't get great service and chalked it up to the lady having a bad day or some other issue. This was something completely different. Be very careful with this one guys!

Here is a link to Rainier Massage Academy:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/204746

After I left and regained my composure, I visited my old faithful, Lena, at Seattle Foot and Body on 12th and Jackson. She provides what I was looking for and always delivers. Very nice lady!