Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadorTail]

Just a thought on using oblique references to shops. Three or four or ten years ago this forum was full of attempts to cleverly describe the MP's we were visiting. I guess it was an attempt to thwart LE. I was always of the opinion that we aren't any smarter than the average vice cop. If we could decipher it, so could they. Ads laid it between the lines, misspelled (sic) words, vague references. All for safety. Times have changed. Most ads are pretty direct. LE knows what's going on. IMO there's no reason to hide shop names now. Clever is good. Funny is good. But the "I had a dream" days are in the past. I was in a shop a while back that was visited by the police. Several uniformed officers entered the shop. On the way in one of them said hi to one of the ladies by name. As they left another asked if another girl still worked there. See you soon. I'm a dim bulb. Help an old guy out and tell us where you've been.

Was pressed for time so couldn't check out the short list of recommended places in Westminster / gg so looked up a place close to where I needed to be after. Found a wellness center in Santa Ana but on the map looked more like Irvine. There's been a few Q's about that place here but no intel so decided to roll the dice cause for me that's part of the fun. Drove to the location and felt nervous cause it's in an office park area and borders Irvine and generally I wouldn't want to do anything around Irvine but what the hell address was Santa Ana so ipd isn't watching right?

Parked at the location which was an office park not strip mall. Red flag. Also across their door is a health clinic and there was a guy in scrubs working out of his trunk and another car with a family. Both parked in front of the entrance. My guess is he was covid testing them? No idea. Red flag. Oh well let's roll the dice.

Walked towards the door and of course the guy in scrubs walks out of the adjacent building and we make eye contact. I have to assume he thought I was entering the clinic. Nope! Turn 180 and front door was open. Mamasan greeted and asked if I been here before and I said yes. She asked who I saw I said don't remember I was drunk. Then she said we don't open late to which I responded I day drink!

Asked if I could choose she said no but everyone is pretty. Get to the room paid. 5 for hh. In walks the provider with a mask wearing skimpy dress. Body looked great and from what I could tell she was maybe early to mid 30's but mask never came off. She's a Kgirl and said also works in Ktown la..

[Budweisers13]

Has anyone gone to haven spa in Santa Ana? I seen it on rubmaps but it's like across the street from a police station so it looks sus, LOL any input would be appreciated.

[Qeast]

Was pressed for time so couldn't check out the short list of recommended places in Westminster / gg so looked up a place close to where I needed to be after. Found a wellness center in Santa Ana but on the map looked more like Irvine. There's been a few Q's about that place here but no intel so decided to roll the dice cause for me that's part of the fun. Drove to the location and felt nervous cause it's in an office park area and borders Irvine and generally I wouldn't want to do anything around Irvine but what the hell address was Santa Ana so ipd isn't watching right?

Parked at the location which was an office park not strip mall. Red flag. Also across their door is a health clinic and there was a guy in scrubs working out of his trunk and another car with a family. Both parked in front of the entrance. My guess is he was covid testing them? No idea. Red flag. Oh well let's roll the dice.

Walked towards the door and of course the guy in scrubs walks out of the adjacent building and we make eye contact. I have to assume he thought I was entering the clinic. Nope! Turn 180 and front door was open. Mamasan greeted and asked if I been here before and I said yes. She asked who I saw I said don't remember I was drunk. Then she said we don't open late to which I responded I day drink!

Asked if I could choose she said no but everyone is pretty. Get to the room paid. 5 for hh. In walks the provider with a mask wearing skimpy dress. Body looked great and from what I could tell she was maybe early to mid 30's but mask never came off. She's a Kgirl and said also works in Ktown la.

Massage was light touch which thankfully didn't take long til lots of finger tip teasing. Some light grabbing of the boys. Flipped. No negotiating at all. Pulled top down and bottom of skirt up. No panties. Was allowed to roam and finger no hard rejections just minor body position adjustments. Then to my surprise she relocates to end of the table and goes to town on the boys and chode. Then of course like a ninja slips on the hat with her mouth and CBJ. I was delighted. Body was great. Manmades but there was a lot of meat in there so felt natural. She let me play with the *fish. So delighted that finito was around the corner. Popped and thanked her with 1. She didn't even count.

Her name was Miki or Kiki. Told mamasan to remember me next time and she said of course and hugged me. Told me Latinas are there on the weekend but weekdays it's Kgirls.

Will return as found the quality for the $ was spot on it's just the location still makes me uncomfortable vs a seedy strip mall. Search for a wellness center in Santa Ana in Garry and you'll find it. There's ads. Have fun be safe.

I was reading this FR. The detail was good, but the name "wellness" was unfamiliar to me. I know from experience that Irvine used to have a lot of KAMPs located in business parks. I also know that SA is a city adjacent to Irvine. I go to RM, scroll and review all the MP names in SA. Two use "wellness" in their name; only one is in a business park adjacent to Irvine city limits; only one has a reported house fee of $50-"sunnywell".

I see a lot of "where is this place?" post. I don't know if these individuals don't know how to fish, or are just too lazy to fish. But for the newbies, the post above is a good example of how to figure it out yourself.

BTW. I have not been to "sunnywell" in over two decades, but the Sunnywell MMS once claimed to be affiliated with Monica (aka Skypark) -- but the experience was never like Skypark.

[MikeSilero00]

Nicole is still works there, just seen her today. She's here everyday except Wednesday and Saturday.

My only explanation for this is there must be 2 LP, one has an extra l and the other doesn't. I went to the one without the extra l.

[Ggwrx11]

Within the last few weeks I've gone to two locations that are comfortable and welcoming. The first spot I want to share about does not have a name or I might have missed it. It is on 17th st in Santa Ana. It is in between Lincoln and Grand in a beat up strip mall. I didn't bother asking the provider for her name, but I'd say she was in her early 40's nothing to brag about other than an average looking provider. Paid 40 for 30 minutes and 80 for CBJ.

Other place is EJ massage. I encourage you guys to try Carol or Karol nice tight body.

[VinnieJenkins]

Oh really, damn it. My fault for procrastinating, wish I had a chance to check out the infamous Nicole at least once.

Nicole is still works there, just seen her today. She's here everyday except Wednesday and Saturday.

[SixGen]

Rate for cfs? I'm guessing 140 plus.

They won't tell you but that's what is expected.

[BoogUwU1776]

Someone dm me her body type? Looks? May visit will report.

[OCRanger]

For 1. You could have cfs here. Did she had a slim body type?

Rate for cfs? I'm guessing 140 plus.

[Dohma22]

For 1. You could have cfs here. Did she had a slim body type?

Yep she did. And thank you I'll drop. 5 otw out next time.

[Kevin80]

Just leaving LP. Nicole doesn't work here anymore and according to the 3 girls they tried to pass me to, she hasn't worked here in some time.

Are all these posts about Nicole / lp fake?

Oh really, damn it. My fault for procrastinating, wish I had a chance to check out the infamous Nicole at least once.

[SlickJJ]

Yeah sorry about the asterisks. I write these reports in Samsung notes and when I copy and paste over to the usasexguide. Nl website all the asterisks get added for some reason.

I will try to delete them before hitting the upload button.

BTW I felt compelled to visit Eco Apple after I wrote that report on New Moon Apple. Will try to post my Eco Apple report this weekend so the info is timely and actionable.

Thanks for the intel. Got to pay it a visit.

[NoClue02]

Andy allowed boob touching and she does good prostate but Anna sit by your right knee area, too far for me to reach and touch anything. YMMV.

Anna did the same with me, but just grab her hand and pull toward you, she will sit right by your tummy and you can reach wherever you want. Once you initiate that, the next time visit she will sit closer to you.

Andy never give me any hint of prostate, maybe I'm too young? Linda and Jessica, as well as kiki at air body did it automatically and kiki did it damn good!

[SixGen]

Asked if I could choose she said no but everyone is pretty. Get to the room paid. 5 for hh. In walks the provider with a mask wearing skimpy dress. Body looked great and from what I could tell she was maybe early to mid 30's but mask never came off. She's a Kgirl and said also works in Ktown la.

Massage was light touch which thankfully didn't take long til lots of finger tip teasing. Some light grabbing of the boys. Flipped. No negotiating at all. Pulled top down and bottom of skirt up. No panties. Was allowed to roam and finger no hard rejections just minor body position adjustments. Then to my surprise she relocates to end of the table and goes to town on the boys and chode. Then of course like a ninja slips on the hat with her mouth and CBJ. I was delighted. Body was great. Manmades but there was a lot of meat in there so felt natural. She let me play with the *fish. So delighted that finito was around the corner. Popped and thanked her with 1. She didn't even count.

Her name was Miki or Kiki. Told mamasan to remember me next time and she said of course and hugged me. Told me Latinas are there on the weekend but weekdays it's Kgirls.

Will return as found the quality for the $ was spot on it's just the location still makes me uncomfortable vs a seedy strip mall. Search for a wellness center in Santa Ana in Garry and you'll find it. There's ads. Have fun be safe.

For 1. You could have cfs here. Did she had a slim body type?

[Gulongitlog]

Saw Yuki at Air Body. The reports are somewhat accurate but I didn't expect to be gimped in time by so much. Paid. 4 believing it was for the hour. I'm pretty sure it didn't even last 30 minutes, I was waiting for a good 10 minutes waiting for more massage but nope. No massage at all, just some pushing I guess. Though the teasing is nice. And it was an HE / BBBJ combo finish for. 8. I'd still prefer Nicole for the same price. At least the massage is well worth it plus won't be cut in time. I believe someone said she's not working there anymore, but she said she had availability last Friday. Its possible that they're just trying to get you in the door since Nicole is so busy.