Strip Club Reports

**Vitrea** · 08-27-07 15:44

Originally Posted by Red Dog

I've been in Fed. Way working for a couple weeks, and Saturady night decided it was time for a trip to town. Since I'd been to Rick's, Sugars and Honeys in the past, I thought I'd mosey over to the Sands.

On the way I stopped for toddy at a local watering hole. I forgot. No smoking in Washington bars. Oh well I thought. I'll just have a drink and play some KENO. What the shit? No Washington Lottery (what lottery?) games in the bars. No poker machines either. So I started to think-

Then I remembered this fact- you couldn't even get a drink where the girls dance. WTF? That did it. I headed back to the shack. Those are juice bar restictions and I'm way older than that.

Dang! I can't wait to get back to Portland! If there is some mileage in the Seattle clubs, it better be damn good, and cheap, to offset the inconveniences.

Years ago, SEA clbs were good. Remember the Bear Cave? WTH happened? I was born and raised in Washington, and was once proud to take my buddies out for a night on the town.

One thing WA does have is the massage parlors. Thank God for that. I like 'em a lot, but that does not make up for the WA "juice bar" experience.

Want real strip clubs? Head south.I dare say, that with extensive strip club experience in more thn half the states in this fine country, Portland is at the top, based on overall experience.

No... I'm not a travel agent. LOL I just really needed to vent. They have "fucked up" my state!

I am with Dbldowndon on this one. I spent a few days in SEA and almost all of my time at SCs. I had a great time. To me it sounds like a better way of rephrasing your conclusion is, 'WA does not have what I am looking for". I can buy that.

I will post a detailed review of my experience soon, and thank you for the positive endorsement of SCs in Portland. Can't wait to check out.

**NyasGem** · 08-27-07 09:23

Well, I arrived in Sea-town yesterday for a week of meetings and decided to check out Rick's. $10 cover and $5 drink, and I barely sit when girl after girl asks if I want a private dance. Finally take Ruby/Carrington up on it and walk to the VIP area where the sign says $20 dances. Sit down and she whips out the little guy and tells me her dances are $50. Damn. 4 dances later I tell her I'm out of dough and get up. She gives me a slip of paper and says "Call me". Outside the club I look at the paper and it's her number. Anybody have any experience with her. I'm tempted to call.

SLC Visitor

**Dbldowndon** · 08-24-07 18:20

But in my experience, there is NO sucking whatsoever (or extra mileage) in Oregon clubs. Now I could be wrong as I have only been to a handful (6-10) in the greater PDX area where I sometimes work, so please tell me, Red Dog, where I might go to get at least a handshake. Thanks!

**Red Dog** · 08-22-07 01:02

I've been in Fed. Way working for a couple weeks, and Saturady night decided it was time for a trip to town. Since I'd been to Rick's, Sugars and Honeys in the past, I thought I'd mosey over to the Sands.

On the way I stopped for toddy at a local watering hole. I forgot. No smoking in Washington bars. Oh well I thought. I'll just have a drink and play some KENO. What the shit? No Washington Lottery (what lottery?) games in the bars. No poker machines either. So I started to think-

Then I remembered this fact- you couldn't even get a drink where the girls dance. WTF? That did it. I headed back to the shack. Those are juice bar restictions and I'm way older than that.

Dang! I can't wait to get back to Portland! If there is some mileage in the Seattle clubs, it better be damn good, and cheap, to offset the inconveniences.

Years ago, SEA clbs were good. Remember the Bear Cave? WTH happened? I was born and raised in Washington, and was once proud to take my buddies out for a night on the town.

One thing WA does have is the massage parlors. Thank God for that. I like 'em a lot, but that does not make up for the WA "juice bar" experience.

Want real strip clubs? Head south.I dare say, that with extensive strip club experience in more thn half the states in this fine country, Portland is at the top, based on overall experience.

No... I'm not a travel agent. LOL I just really needed to vent. They have "fucked up" my state!

**Rising Rooster** · 08-16-07 03:07

Had some family business up in Sea-Town, so I rolled into my old homestead to see if a rooster could still get his rise on. With what I'the read here and in the mainstream press, I was worried you might be getting the air grind there these days, but lets get real. Either the horror stories are overblown, or I must have got really lucky really fast. Or most likely both.

It was about 6ish, and I do believe that you will get more grabbing, nibbling, and sharing, if you make it in these places a little early. Of course in many clubs, that brings your quality down, but that's where Rick's has always shone. The dayshift girls are usually quite hot, and they looked to be this day too. For all the fame of strip clubs in P-town, I'll take fewer clubs with more variety Seattle style over a club on every corner, but less girls and way less contact. Yes, it was good to be back in the homestead.

I'll be honest guys, I don't remember the name of the babe who glommed onto me and wouldn't let go. She had me mesmerized with her pretty face, tall figure, and non-anorexic/non-BBW curves. And she could talk too. An artist who made giant installations on Vashon Island, and commuted by ferry to hustle in this palace of sin. We confided our ages, and she was remarkably 36 years old. She DID NOT look anywhere close. She said she'the been dancing for 10 years, and it looked like she was 26 or less NOW! Yes, that experience paid off for the 'ol Rooster though. Oddly, her stage set wasn't on fire, even klutzy in a cute way, but I suppose she knew she'the hooked me already. Normally when a chick comes up and sits down and monopolizes me, I don't go for a dance, since I figure she's intentionally blocking out the real hotties. Not this night, she was the deal.

Here's the amazing part. She got me to the happy end in one $20 dance. I'm almost embarrassed to admit I was so quick, but she was hands all over hard. When we got to the VIP, where there was currently no one else, she gave me a big hug and wrapped her legs around me and waited. None of this rush into it with the song already playing to end it quick crap. She was far too nice. Her top came off immediately when the dance started, and she had the most amazing nipples the Rooster can recall. So yummy, and she was all about letting me suck them the whole frigging dance! Plus her hand went right down to my crotch and went right to work.

So for those who say Rick's is dead. Not if you play it cool! And for those who say strip clubs aren't cost effective. I spent $36 with cover, drink, and waitress tip included, and I left a happy, soggy, man!

**Croaker** · 08-15-07 05:46

Was a bit restless this evening, so I decided to take in the sights at Honey's.

I had some fun with Monique, she and I are old friends. She's probably a C cup, but they are damn near perfect! Her hands are exquisite and her mouth seems to made for sin...occasionally

I tried doing a search here on some of the other lovely ladies that looked very nice (but I have no experience with).

Anyone have any insights on the following (if you are uncomfortable with posting, please send a private message):

Shae (Shay): Very nice body! seemed friendly.
Jackie
Luscious
June

Thanks in advance for the info.

**Monte Christo** · 08-14-07 18:47

I don't suppose there's any strip club on the East side, i.e., Redmond, Kirkland or Bellevue?

Danke - MC

**Dbldowndon** · 08-04-07 21:36

Gonna be up Honey's way Thursday afternoon. Can anybody suggest some good afternoon names, either here or via private message.

Thanks~

**Dbldowndon** · 07-25-07 21:53

Drove up I-5 yesterday. Had to get gas, and for giggles dropped into Fox's. What a waste. There were some good girls, but we were watched with hawk eyes. One girl got a little friendly, and she got spoken to sternly on the way out.

Ricks: Are the lights turned up in there, or is that me? Anyway, not as much mileage as in the past. The aisle walker took off, and I thought that was my chance. I got a willing girl, we were having a great time, then the DJ comes on the horn and we hear, "Hey! What do you think you're doing?" My girl almost came out of her skin and things cooled off dramatically. WTF!
the DJ must be monitoring the TV in the VIP.

That does it. Gonna save some $ in Tacoma & Seattle clubs but keeping my ass out.

**Vdude** · 07-25-07 21:31

I've visited both places but they were several months apart. Sorry but this might be considered a stale post as my last visit was many months ago and honey's was like a year ago. I always thought honey's was less crowded but the girls weren't as good looking and there were no real vip area just couches along the side of the club. Never go any real action there. Rick's on the other hand was pricier but the girls were much hotter. It was complete hit or miss there... but when you get a hit, it's pretty good. You go almost all the way depending on the girl. Last girl I had a privy with was natasha. Was suprised with the question of are you a cop? Hell no! as she started caressing my crotch. Wow! I was sold. 30 + 50 for a lubed moment. I hear there were busts in the past (few months ago) but seems like things have calmed down and girls are back at keeping the customers coming back.

**Dbldowndon** · 07-08-07 21:59

Vitrea ~ Great info. I, too, come from the south and drive a long way. One factor to conisder on driving to Honey's is the ghastly traffic in the afternoon/evening. However, I should be up there in the late afternoon one day this week, so I'll probably pop into Rick's for a go. I want to see if some of my old favorites are still available. If the aisle Nazis are back, I'll hit the road north.

Thanks again!

**Vitrea** · 07-08-07 16:16

Originally Posted by Dbldowndon

Good info, Vitrea. Appreciate it. Which would you rank better nowadays, Rick's or Honey's?

This is a tough one. The answer depends on what you are looking for. The following is my subjective opinion:

Affternoons:

The quality of dancers is better at Ricks, quantity is slightly better at Ricks, Waitresses are equally good-looking (or bad-looking), The quality of dances are the same. If you are looking for just grindage, both are same. If you are looking for a H. ending it is virtually guaranteed at both places, but you will end up spending a bit more time and money at Rick's.

Nights:

The quality and quantity of the dancers is better at Rick's. The quality of dances is now better at Honey's (all relative) with less mileage at Ricks; unless you know the dancer. H. ending is guaranteed only at Honey's but still possible at Ricks. It will take you a lot longer and few more trial and errors at Rick's.

This is what I do. I come from the south so I always stop at Rick's first. I invest in $15 and check the place out. If things are working out I stay there otherwise I go to Honey's. Bottomline is that I am slightly more in favor of Rick's even though Honey's is a much better value because I do enjoy the bit of suspense at Rick's.....is she going to deliver? It may sound weird, but it helps me keep up my dancer selection skills.

**Dbldowndon** · 07-08-07 15:16

Good info, Vitrea. Appreciate it. Which would you rank better nowadays, Rick's or Honey's?

**Dboy452003** · 07-08-07 12:20

Sands is similar to Ricks status as to managment surveillance.

Management is non-existent at the Sands. Also, the VIP room is cut off from the main area and is off limits to wait staff.

Much fun can be had.

**Vitrea** · 07-07-07 04:54

Originally Posted by Dbldowndon

Is mgmt. still walking the aisles interrupting dances? I hate having my girl of choice looking all around and then stopping when being observed.

I went there three afternoons in a row. No problem from any manger. Once, I was in the corner booth and the dancer had me in her hand. We both slowed it down but stayed calm. It was a non issue. It is rare for the manager to stop the girl who is getting too friendly (short of sex). It is more common for them to stop you from getting too aggressive. If you see them, go easy for those few seconds and business is back to normal.

Did not mean to preach. Since I am on the topic, I thought it may help some new-bees.