Massage Parlor Reports

[CuteWOne]

I'm headed to Chicago soon and want a good massage with at least a L2, L3 would be nice. Can anyone lead me to a spa or person that does? I have info on a spa Milwaukee are for contributing members.

Thanks.

[SammiJoon]

Legit usually means that the therapist or spa only offers massage. As you say "nothing happens". Good news if you need muscle work. Bad news on this forum among guys looking for HJ or better. A "legit" provider does not offer any kind of "release" or "finish". I think some guys use the term the other way and that's confusing.

Thanks so much for clarification. I was hoping that Sophie may give me a helping hand.

[ZzTopSterZz]

What do you mean by legit? I had two of the girls one was Sophie and another one with tattoo in Logan and nothing happened. I heard Sara may provide more but she is on the chubby side. Not my type.

Legit usually means that the therapist or spa only offers massage. As you say "nothing happens". Good news if you need muscle work. Bad news on this forum among guys looking for HJ or better. A "legit" provider does not offer any kind of "release" or "finish". I think some guys use the term the other way and that's confusing.

[LifeGuy]

Have a link to the ad?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/search/nch/bts

Here you go.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I am very confused, what about what you are calling a high end building was suspicious? Did the parking have something to do with the building or was iit in a private lot or street? Was she asking that you pay her in the lobby?

It sounds to me like she requested a pre pay before even coming down to get him. I can't blame him for bailing on this one. The person in question might not even be there.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Hey brother. Where is her incall? Thanks.

I like her as well. Roughly diversey & sheridan.

[JackRam]

Go see Isabela Pomares. Beautiful woman with a nurturing soul. She gives the best massage with a happy ending and nothing more.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1643656

Hey brother. Where is her incall? Thanks.

[Moejoo]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2490148

Directed me to a high end residential apartment and after I entered the lobby asked for half the fee upfront to come down and fetch me.

I was suspicious seeing the building. Parking was very expensive too.

I am very confused, what about what you are calling a high end building was suspicious? Did the parking have something to do with the building or was iit in a private lot or street? Was she asking that you pay her in the lobby?

[CGuy2]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2490148

Directed me to a high end residential apartment and after I entered the lobby asked for half the fee upfront to come down and fetch me.

I was suspicious seeing the building. Parking was very expensive too.

Go see Isabela Pomares. Beautiful woman with a nurturing soul. She gives the best massage with a happy ending and nothing more.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1643656

[BangWarrior]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2490148

Directed me to a high end residential apartment and after I entered the lobby asked for half the fee upfront to come down and fetch me.

I was suspicious seeing the building. Parking was very expensive too.

[GMan25]

Want to try out an Asian apt girl in Downers Grove tomorrow. Never done the Apt girls before and don't like the haggle before the act with the spas. Do they expect a tip on top of the $140 hhr /$160 hr rates? If so, what's standard?

Looking to check out this place which got s great review on here but now I can't find it. Thanks in advance and will report back afterwards.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015416

The price is usually a flat rate, however there are exceptions. For example, the place known as 2188 has a flat rate that is for basic service and then an upsell or higher starting rate for moving closer to gee. However, just go, and report back.

[MwmChicago]

Want to try out an Asian apt girl in Downers Grove tomorrow. Never done the Apt girls before and don't like the haggle before the act with the spas. Do they expect a tip on top of the $140 hhr /$160 hr rates? If so, what's standard?

Looking to check out this place which got s great review on here but now I can't find it. Thanks in advance and will report back afterwards.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/2015416

[Pau Ford]

This is Sofia. She's been reviewed many many times on these boards including just this week on the EMP board, See post here shorturl.at/dmtAZ and subsequent discussion from this week.

She's been doing this for years. Seductive advertising but doesn't deliver. Quick google search of that address and / or phone # in her CL ad brings up Sofia's info and had you searched the boards for her you'd see a long trail of reviews going back years that are all stating the same outcome (or lack there of). With all due respect you really don't have anyone to blame but yourself for not doing any DD in advance. Not like it was difficult DD either it was about as easy to find info as you can get on these boards.

At least now you know and can save yourself from going back many times hoping for different results.

2644 E Dempster.
Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Blame your fellow hobbyists, there are many that get nothing. Come back 5 times gets some accidental grazing. Comes back 10 more times and finally get HE. The ladies know that game and the reward for holding out hope for more on the next visit.

[TooFull]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Check the EMP thread. I also responded to the CL ad. Had a very similar experience. Apparently, she has been pulling this scam for many years under different names. Everyone beware.

[Jayp80]

Saw an ad on Craigslist for massage at the above address. 85 house fee, she was way better looking in person. So I started out by laying down without draping which she came in and covered me which is a bad sign but she didn't say anything, told her to do just legs and she proceeded to do back, told her again and she just kept doing what she wanted. She did give a great pro massage but never even came close to the boys. On the flip she rubbed her big boobs in my face but still wouldn't touch, wouldn't even let me do SS. Mixed signals the whole time, who rubs there big boobs in your face then turns you off completely. What a tease. If I was a rich man I would go again just to see if it was because it was my first time. What do you guys think?

Lifeguy.

Blame your fellow hobbyists, there are many that get nothing. Come back 5 times gets some accidental grazing. Comes back 10 more times and finally get HE. The ladies know that game and the reward for holding out hope for more on the next visit.