Massage Parlor Reports

[DoYouKnow]

So last night I had a dream that I went to the Oasis and spent an hour with Coco and as it was mentioned here everything 1. 4 after. 8 massage. Coco was probably in mid 30's or so not sure she could be younger but she was very attractive with decent body nice size upstairs talkative very bubbly smiles a lot with eye contact table shower was excellent, in my dream although she was going to give a cover BJ with very little pleading she gave some bbj I stopped her before finishing as I wanted to end things with some CG in my dream which was covered. It was a very good dream but unfortunately she will be leaving for New York I think New York City next week so I don't know if she meant the end of this week or at the end of next week so if anyone is interested I would call to see if she left, but I will be back seeing it's close by and checkout the other talent.

Hanna has been in this thread a lot lately, so I called today and made an appointment. She said available now so I said 15 minutes.

Regular readers may remember that my fist post in this forum was remembering 4 visits (during the COVID19 year) where I was allowed BBFSCIP on the first visit. One of the places was Soft Touch but that was with Jenny who is now gone. The last time I was at ST was July 2020 the day after they reopened. I brought Jenny flowers and chocolotes but when we started the section she really wasn't into it and she had gained 30 extra COVID pounds.

Yep. That was definitely Hanna. She is a keeper in my eyes. Unfortunately, I can do everything but penetrate her, I tried it and she said nope. Too damn big, so every time I see her. I do it all besides that.

[AzianFan]

With all the posts saying ClassicNails is gone legit. Drove down Lee Hwy this morning and saw the big white sign. Called and asked for my girl before and then asked for massage. A time was set up for later in the day with no questions.

I guess after one visit I am now considered a regular.

Arrived at the appointed time, greeted the two girls working and head on to the back. Same as before; near LMT massage and skilled two hand HE. Limited UTC was allowed but she protects the front pretty well. She is OK with ass grabbing and a little finger slide from the back. Same rates as last time.

On the way out there was a young woman getting her toes done and an older woman getting her nails. I just minded my own business and paid at the front counter.

After reading about this place I decided to call and make an appointment. Lady who answered the phone passed me off to another woman since I asked about making an appointment for 30 minute massage. This second lady seemed to have her antenna up she hesitated when I repeated my appointment request. She said busy right now. I said I'm happy to make an appointment for later, she said "okay what day you want to make an appointment". I asked if there's any slots available later today. Very quick and decisive "no".

I also noticed the neon massage sign was off. So it's possible my timing was bad, but my monger sense tells me they've had many similar calls lately and don't want to give the "wrong idea".

Hopefully you repeat customers will continue to get good service, but I'm going to look elsewhere for my Vietnamese massage.

[FourNick8]

I dreamt of Amy during my recent visit- A very similar experience; HE was available + sucking the tatas. Total damage $60 house + $80 to finish. Amy is cute and has a terrific body, from what I saw, but not able to get further. Perhaps the experience reviewed by FourNick8 is due to his charm, which obviously I didn't have. Cannot recommend as massage skill was not existent, and finish was meh for the $.

Gentlemen,

Please reread my posts before crediting me with charm.

On at least three separate occasions I have posted that Amy will not / does not do FS.

The one that does FS is a bit older, a bit chubbier, a bit less attractive, and a bit flatter.

[DoYouKnow]

Unfortunately, Coco is already gone, but she was a jewel. Cindy is her replacement, haven't seen her yet, but will report back when I do.

Cindy is pretty solid. Cute face. Nice Body. Fun table massage. I'll give her about a good 7 on service and looks. Nice rack. Lg B maybe. Only got a HJ. 60 for HH and 80 tip for effort and stripping down. She had to put in some work because I don't cum quickly. 2 new girls coming down over the weekends. Worth others trying out and seeing what the report flushed out.

[DoYouKnow]

So last night I had a dream that I went to the Oasis and spent an hour with Coco and as it was mentioned here everything 1. 4 after. 8 massage. Coco was probably in mid 30's or so not sure she could be younger but she was very attractive with decent body nice size upstairs talkative very bubbly smiles a lot with eye contact table shower was excellent, in my dream although she was going to give a cover BJ with very little pleading she gave some bbj I stopped her before finishing as I wanted to end things with some CG in my dream which was covered. It was a very good dream but unfortunately she will be leaving for New York I think New York City next week so I don't know if she meant the end of this week or at the end of next week so if anyone is interested I would call to see if she left, but I will be back seeing it's close by and checkout the other talent.

Unfortunately, Coco is already gone, but she was a jewel. Cindy is her replacement, haven't seen her yet, but will report back when I do.

[Ihilani]

Had a 1/2 hr dream, in which drew Coco. Only HE option, could not dream of seeing or touching any skin.

Twice she had to leave to attend the door bell.

Completely different dream from what picture you drew.

Do not recommend.

I dreamt of Amy during my recent visit- A very similar experience; HE was available + sucking the tatas. Total damage $60 house + $80 to finish. Amy is cute and has a terrific body, from what I saw, but not able to get further. Perhaps the experience reviewed by FourNick8 is due to his charm, which obviously I didn't have. Cannot recommend as massage skill was not existent, and finish was meh for the $.

[PilotAviator]

A quiet afternoon in Burke found me missing the garden, so I visited our friends at Old Keen Spa.

As usual, immaculately clean, and the usual friendly staff. They still screen for health (no fever!) and masks are worn by the staff.

Great massage.

Great place.

7/ hr (no TS) - standard tips.

I will repeat.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[CoolWays]

I am also a traveler as anyone can tell by my posts, but I do share the good dreams and the nightmares also. Always kind to the ladies and as far as sharing reviews I like the old saying the more you give the more you get in return.

Thank you.

All five of your posts are asking for intel on where you should go as you travel here and to Orlando, while none of them are reports. People are more likely to share with you if you don't just treat this page like a travel guide, and post some reviews of your own.

[Bunker Buster]

Hey Guys,

Any intel on Rich? Worth the visit? Back channel is you like - 670X Richmond Hwy.

Thanks.

All five of your posts are asking for intel on where you should go as you travel here and to Orlando, while none of them are reports. People are more likely to share with you if you don't just treat this page like a travel guide, and post some reviews of your own.

[OmegaWest1]

Hey Guys,

Any intel on Rich? Worth the visit? Back channel is you like - 670X Richmond Hwy.

Thanks.

[Sac4422]

Oriental Mature is the one on Gallows Rd.

Had a 1/2 hr dream, in which drew Coco. Only HE option, could not dream of seeing or touching any skin.

Twice she had to leave to attend the door bell.

Completely different dream from what picture you drew.

Do not recommend.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Struck out over the weekend but ended up in the area for work. So at the last minute I started failing for (spending) dollars.

Cherry got back to me so off I went.

Made my way thru the door. A healthy Thai lady in a red mini dress greeted me. Decent middle age shape with a cheeky face.

Opted for the hour. Started off with deep pressure. Knees and elbows. Then it turn to just slathering me with oil. Still relaxing tho. I fought off a nap LOL.

Flip. No wipe off. Head and neck followed by the rest of my body. Then came negotiations. I gave her what she wanted with minimal bargaining on my part.

I over spent.

She stripped down. In not a fan of bolt one but whatever.

She did her script. And pointed her tooter at me for the finish. She did a little tourture post pop. Cleaned us up. Then some post rub actual Thai massage. I love that sh! T.

Shower. Water. Out the door in 45.

A Candy-like experience imo.

Probably won't repeat. As always YMMV.

[Barkeater]

Also. Papaya is in Annandale, a good bit further than Chantilly. FWIW I would say that Relaxation Studio in Sterling is not worth your while. Relaxation Wellness OTOH, in Herndon, has potential.

Be safe -BE.

Damn, you get around! Thanks for the updates. I've corrected my notes. I have my Maryland Plan in a separate doc, and it has a few Green Belt options. I'm thinking I'll have 2 experiences in the Virginia area and 2 around Maryland. I plan to do a LOT of driving and stand firm on what I'm willing to pay. I'll walk if the conditions aren't favorable.

It's wild that the amount of money each provider expects would have scored me a stunning spinner in London a couple of years ago.

[FourNick8]

With all the posts saying ClassicNails is gone legit. Drove down Lee Hwy this morning and saw the big white sign. Called and asked for my girl before and then asked for massage. A time was set up for later in the day with no questions.

I guess after one visit I am now considered a regular.

Arrived at the appointed time, greeted the two girls working and head on to the back. Same as before; near LMT massage and skilled two hand HE. Limited UTC was allowed but she protects the front pretty well. She is OK with ass grabbing and a little finger slide from the back. Same rates as last time.

On the way out there was a young woman getting her toes done and an older woman getting her nails. I just minded my own business and paid at the front counter.

[GilBang]

https://dc.rubratings.com/229772

Brief report, location in ad (Falls Church Lee hwy / graham). Previous reports from this year listed a Kelly Massage at this location with a HE. This location is now called New Massage (listed on Entrance and business cards as well) and AFAIK is completely legit. 1 hr $60 draped the entire time. On the flip redraped and attention paid to quads and chest followed by an all done. The thin walls and foot traffic didn't seem like there would be much of a menu. Would recommend however for a quality strong massage.

That's one hell of an ad for a legit massage!

That's funny, I was just going to post my report of my visit, same ad and everything.

Since I had driven by the other day and saw some blue lights on the windows, I figured the AMP was reopened or a new one had popped up. Looked it up and found the above ad, so this weekend I decided to give it a try, called ahead just in case and then went. Greeted by a short, kinda plump MT with decent sized tits. My visit was for 30 min though for $40, however my experience was different than Strandan's, I wasn't draped at all. I asked for light pressure and it was a meh ST with some teasing for about 5 min, then I gave her a little more access to see her reaction and she went right for my balls and started stroking, asked me to flip and straight to the HE. Only OTC roaming allowed, no access under or any sort of naked at all, very clear about it. OK HJ technique, but I need UTC roaming or full access to the goods, so it took me a little longer. She finished me off but the cleanup was just with tissues which I hate, tipped 40 and left with a bottle of water. Won't repeat.