Massage Parlor Reports

**Ihilani** · 07-08-21 09:57

Originally Posted by Sac4422 [View Original Post]

Had a 1/2 hr dream, in which drew Coco. Only HE option, could not dream of seeing or touching any skin.

Twice she had to leave to attend the door bell.

Completely different dream from what picture you drew.

Do not recommend.

I dreamt of Amy during my recent visit- A very similar experience; HE was available + sucking the tatas. Total damage $60 house + $80 to finish. Amy is cute and has a terrific body, from what I saw, but not able to get further. Perhaps the experience reviewed by FourNick8 is due to his charm, which obviously I didn't have. Cannot recommend as massage skill was not existent, and finish was meh for the $.

**PilotAviator** · 07-07-21 23:13

A quiet afternoon in Burke found me missing the garden, so I visited our friends at Old Keen Spa.

As usual, immaculately clean, and the usual friendly staff. They still screen for health (no fever!) and masks are worn by the staff.

Great massage.

Great place.

7/ hr (no TS) - standard tips.

I will repeat.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**CoolWays** · 07-07-21 21:57

I am also a traveler as anyone can tell by my posts, but I do share the good dreams and the nightmares also. Always kind to the ladies and as far as sharing reviews I like the old saying the more you give the more you get in return.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

All five of your posts are asking for intel on where you should go as you travel here and to Orlando, while none of them are reports. People are more likely to share with you if you don't just treat this page like a travel guide, and post some reviews of your own.

**Bunker Buster** · 07-07-21 16:56

Originally Posted by OmegaWest1 [View Original Post]

Hey Guys,

Any intel on Rich? Worth the visit? Back channel is you like - 670X Richmond Hwy.

Thanks.

All five of your posts are asking for intel on where you should go as you travel here and to Orlando, while none of them are reports. People are more likely to share with you if you don't just treat this page like a travel guide, and post some reviews of your own.

**OmegaWest1** · 07-07-21 10:15

Hey Guys,

Any intel on Rich? Worth the visit? Back channel is you like - 670X Richmond Hwy.

Thanks.

**Sac4422** · 07-07-21 00:28

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Oriental Mature is the one on Gallows Rd.

Had a 1/2 hr dream, in which drew Coco. Only HE option, could not dream of seeing or touching any skin.

Twice she had to leave to attend the door bell.

Completely different dream from what picture you drew.

Do not recommend.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 07-06-21 21:09

Struck out over the weekend but ended up in the area for work. So at the last minute I started failing for (spending) dollars.

Cherry got back to me so off I went.

Made my way thru the door. A healthy Thai lady in a red mini dress greeted me. Decent middle age shape with a cheeky face.

Opted for the hour. Started off with deep pressure. Knees and elbows. Then it turn to just slathering me with oil. Still relaxing tho. I fought off a nap LOL.

Flip. No wipe off. Head and neck followed by the rest of my body. Then came negotiations. I gave her what she wanted with minimal bargaining on my part.

I over spent.

She stripped down. In not a fan of bolt one but whatever.

She did her script. And pointed her tooter at me for the finish. She did a little tourture post pop. Cleaned us up. Then some post rub actual Thai massage. I love that sh! T.

Shower. Water. Out the door in 45.

A Candy-like experience imo.

Probably won't repeat. As always YMMV.

**Barkeater** · 07-06-21 14:52

Also. Papaya is in Annandale, a good bit further than Chantilly. FWIW I would say that Relaxation Studio in Sterling is not worth your while. Relaxation Wellness OTOH, in Herndon, has potential.

Be safe -BE.

Originally Posted by Atanion [View Original Post]

Damn, you get around! Thanks for the updates. I've corrected my notes. I have my Maryland Plan in a separate doc, and it has a few Green Belt options. I'm thinking I'll have 2 experiences in the Virginia area and 2 around Maryland. I plan to do a LOT of driving and stand firm on what I'm willing to pay. I'll walk if the conditions aren't favorable.

It's wild that the amount of money each provider expects would have scored me a stunning spinner in London a couple of years ago.

**FourNick8** · 07-06-21 13:39

With all the posts saying ClassicNails is gone legit. Drove down Lee Hwy this morning and saw the big white sign. Called and asked for my girl before and then asked for massage. A time was set up for later in the day with no questions.

I guess after one visit I am now considered a regular.

Arrived at the appointed time, greeted the two girls working and head on to the back. Same as before; near LMT massage and skilled two hand HE. Limited UTC was allowed but she protects the front pretty well. She is OK with ass grabbing and a little finger slide from the back. Same rates as last time.

On the way out there was a young woman getting her toes done and an older woman getting her nails. I just minded my own business and paid at the front counter.

**GilBang** · 07-05-21 22:53

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

https://dc.rubratings.com/229772

Brief report, location in ad (Falls Church Lee hwy / graham). Previous reports from this year listed a Kelly Massage at this location with a HE. This location is now called New Massage (listed on Entrance and business cards as well) and AFAIK is completely legit. 1 hr $60 draped the entire time. On the flip redraped and attention paid to quads and chest followed by an all done. The thin walls and foot traffic didn't seem like there would be much of a menu. Would recommend however for a quality strong massage.

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

That's one hell of an ad for a legit massage!

That's funny, I was just going to post my report of my visit, same ad and everything.

Since I had driven by the other day and saw some blue lights on the windows, I figured the AMP was reopened or a new one had popped up. Looked it up and found the above ad, so this weekend I decided to give it a try, called ahead just in case and then went. Greeted by a short, kinda plump MT with decent sized tits. My visit was for 30 min though for $40, however my experience was different than Strandan's, I wasn't draped at all. I asked for light pressure and it was a meh ST with some teasing for about 5 min, then I gave her a little more access to see her reaction and she went right for my balls and started stroking, asked me to flip and straight to the HE. Only OTC roaming allowed, no access under or any sort of naked at all, very clear about it. OK HJ technique, but I need UTC roaming or full access to the goods, so it took me a little longer. She finished me off but the cleanup was just with tissues which I hate, tipped 40 and left with a bottle of water. Won't repeat.

**Asphalt** · 07-05-21 18:41

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

https://dc.rubratings.com/229772

Brief report, location in ad (Falls Church Lee hwy / graham). Previous reports from this year listed a Kelly Massage at this location with a HE. This location is now called New Massage (listed on Entrance and business cards as well) and AFAIK is completely legit. 1 hr $60 draped the entire time. On the flip redraped and attention paid to quads and chest followed by an all done. The thin walls and foot traffic didn't seem like there would be much of a menu. Would recommend however for a quality strong massage.

That's one hell of an ad for a legit massage!

**FourNick8** · 07-05-21 17:51

Originally Posted by Sac4422 [View Original Post]

Which one is it? There are multiple Oriental there. There is Lana and Nature that I could find.

I don't my giving it a try.

Oriental Mature is the one on Gallows Rd.

**RockSwithSalt** · 07-05-21 16:52

Originally Posted by Adam2238 [View Original Post]

So I decided to try the new Herndon relax spa at 29X Herndon parkway. No signs up so I open the door thinking there would be a small room with another door but nope, walked right into the spa. Some lady with nice tits greets me and leads me down the hall. As she is walking into a room the mamas starts talking to me from a room about twenty feet away. Well of course my penis follows the one with the nice chest bc it wasn't really clear on where I should go and I walk in on a fellow monger right getting dressed or undressed. I was pretty pissed off that they let this happen and I wasn't about to let that other lady touch me so I did a you turn and left.

If you would have drawn the lady with nice tits for your massage you would have left with a smile. I saw her on what she said was her first day at Relax having relocated from New Jersey. The other woman working that day was not acceptable. I walked in through the door in the lobby shared with other businesses and found it unlocked. I knew immediately I was in the right place based on the decor. But the fact that it was single door and unlocked was uncommon based on all the other Herndon AMP locations which usually have a door bell on the outer or inner door. My other impression was that I could smell whatever someone had for lunch and it wasn't that appetizing of a smell. Lucky the relaxation room was odor free. I enjoyed my time with my draw, said her name was Loopy or Lupe not sure of spelling.

**Strandan** · 07-05-21 16:05

https://dc.rubratings.com/229772

Brief report, location in ad (Falls Church Lee hwy / graham). Previous reports from this year listed a Kelly Massage at this location with a HE. This location is now called New Massage (listed on Entrance and business cards as well) and AFAIK is completely legit. 1 hr $60 draped the entire time. On the flip redraped and attention paid to quads and chest followed by an all done. The thin walls and foot traffic didn't seem like there would be much of a menu. Would recommend however for a quality strong massage.