Massage Parlor Reports

[Coaster42]

It's been awhile since I saw anyone review Ms. Virginia. For those who have not seen her she is mid-40's Chinese with a very thin build. She provides one of the better massages in the area and is located in a residential neighborhood in Herndon. She is very easy to chat with. My hour went closer to 90 minutes much of which was just catching up as I had not seen her in over a year.

Her menu is essentially nonexistent though. HE included but no UTC touching and OTC is discouraged. Still, for a great massage, conversation, and a simple relaxing ending she is worth a visit. $. 2 for an hour. She is doing some light screening. You can email her at Virginiatherapy@yahoo.com.

[MangoBalls78]

That's the one. I didn't post it because CL links expire pretty quickly.

I have texted her several times and also called. After the call she responded that she is with someone and that she would respond to be 20 min later. It's been about 6 hours.

[Iohannes]

Eastern Spa is a nice, clean, no-frills spa (WS. Rolling and OKM).

New staff started last month.

Saw Kassie today -- she has surprising strength.

If you want deep tissue work at a value rate, this place, the that lady are worth a visit.

Hour (0. 6 - no TS). Standard all others.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Kassie is a massive squirter. I mean, shocking amounts.

[GeneLouise11]

So I was greeted by who I think was the youngest of the other girls. Coco I think? She was really sweet and gave a great massage and was flirty but can't get a handle on this place. Only my second time here but can't tell if it's totally legit or not.

Anyone else recently visit with better luck?

[MangoBalls78]

I just received an email update that the Sahzie website was going to reopen soon. I had some fantastic success on this site a couple years ago in Denver. I would love to see something like this catch on locally.

So I thought spreading the word might gather more local interest.

Anyone that knows of similar alternatives, feel free to share with me.

https://www.sazhie.com/

Outlaw.

Is this legit massages or did you find some gems that would do extras?

[DoYouKnow]

That's the one. I didn't post it because CL links expire pretty quickly.

But I bet just tease. I'll have to pass. She would just leave me wanting more LOL. Won't be a complete finish.

[DC Outlaw]

I just received an email update that the Sahzie website was going to reopen soon. I had some fantastic success on this site a couple years ago in Denver. I would love to see something like this catch on locally.

So I thought spreading the word might gather more local interest.

Anyone that knows of similar alternatives, feel free to share with me.

https://www.sazhie.com/

Outlaw.

[Member #6804]

Assuming this is it.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...337570762.html

That's the one. I didn't post it because CL links expire pretty quickly.

[Iohannes]

I really don't like posting negative stuff. I don't post as much anyway because I mostly hit places that are already fairly well covered and I won't have much to add.

I was going to visit a local Springfield place that I enjoy. I called to make the appointment. Why do they never ask the name for the reservation. Apparently some other yahoo got there just a few minutes before me and slid into my spot. I didn't want to call it a day and Prince was in the area. I have not been there in a couple of years, at least. I figured I might as well get some relief before heading home. I should have gone home.

Door was answered by a lady who has seen better days. Many days ago (CiCi or Sissy? I had already showered at home so passed on the table shower. I should have done 30 minutes. I should have. But, my dumb ass went for the hour because I had a little time to kill. Within 15 seconds of the massage starting I knew I fucked up. Rough hands, no lotion / oil, just pinchy squeezes. Obviously just used to giving some obligatory rubs to get to the ending.

As a general rule I do not start rubbing the girl's ass or legs until show time. I learned so many will ask you to flip right away and try to finish up. I kept my hands and arms on the table the entire time. They were starting fall asleep so I dropped them to the sides and grazed her leg. It went downhill from there. Faster than I could blink she put the pillow down and asked me to flip. She asked what I wanted. I asked for everything. I figured why not. She said one six zero. There was no way I was going to donate that many Jacksons to this woman. I countered with one two zero. She said that is only mouth. I never go for the mouth. I have caught some ladies using their hands and only simulating their mouths after they get it started. She said six zero for hand. I mentioned her hands are rough. The negotiation killed any mood. SO I said just massage.

She unhappily continued the "massage" and just pinch-squeezed those rough hands on my feet and legs a few minutes and said that was it. At maybe 30 minutes. I was not going to let Witch Hazel get away with that and insisted on finishing the hour. Sourly, she did some more and stopped at 45 minutes and I was ready to go by then anyway. I left a Jackson on the table and count this as just one of those unlucky experiences we get once in a while and an expensive lesson to not go back there.

It has been an hour since the visit and I can still feel her rough hand pinches on me.

[Ihaschzbrgr]

Nice experience. A link would help though?

Assuming this is it.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...337570762.html

[MangoBalls78]

Nice experience. A link would help though?

At least the OP had some description where you could locate the girl but here is the link.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...337570762.html

[MikelSuTiger]

Took a chance with a young lady advertising on CL as Pamper Yourself, Certified Massage Therapist / Yoga Instructor. Wasn't very responsive over text but picked up right away when I tried calling and we set up an appointment. She told me her regular rates are. 95 hh /1. 20 h but would give me a discount for my first visit. Her location is a small studio in an office building on King Street right in the heart of Old Town. Not the most discreet but also not as obvious as an AMP as far as what's going down inside.

After waiting in the hall for 15 minutes she showed up and saw me in. Definitely the girl in the pictures and just a gorgeous AA young girl, I'd guess in her 20's, wearing a tight red dress and nothing underneath. I was pretty sure I was in business at that point. She was friendly and talkative but when I tried to make it clear I just wanted peace and quiet, she got the hint.

The massage was so so. Definitely not rushed and pretty thorough but I asked for hard and it wasn't that. Another quirk is that she had vibrating massage pad on the table that was distracting more than anything else. I gave it a chance but asked her to turn it off after a bit. Not much teasing but on the flip I couldn't help but reach out and grab a handful of her beautiful booty and she didn't protest.

She then told me time was up but asked very directly if I wanted another area massaged. I of course agreed and she proceeded. No negotiations whatsoever which I loved. She let pull down the top of her dress and sample the goods and also go UTC to get even better acquainted with her ass. I did ask if she would do anything with her mouth and she declined pretty firmly, but given her sexiness it wasn't long before she finished me with a standard NOVA. Her attitude wasn't amazing but I feel could be better on subsequent visits.

She went to wash her hands and let me clean myself up. No further massage but we were well over the hour at that point. Total damage was 1. 00 for the hour and I gave her a. 40 tip although there was no indication it was necessary. She wished me well and I went on my way. Great experience and I. Will likely see her again.

Nice experience. A link would help though?

[DonQuiote]

Still interested in the younger, pretty faced, baby damaged provider that gives rebates. Can you share a name?

DD or DiDi.

[Member #6804]

Took a chance with a young lady advertising on CL as Pamper Yourself, Certified Massage Therapist / Yoga Instructor. Wasn't very responsive over text but picked up right away when I tried calling and we set up an appointment. She told me her regular rates are. 95 hh /1. 20 h but would give me a discount for my first visit. Her location is a small studio in an office building on King Street right in the heart of Old Town. Not the most discreet but also not as obvious as an AMP as far as what's going down inside.

After waiting in the hall for 15 minutes she showed up and saw me in. Definitely the girl in the pictures and just a gorgeous AA young girl, I'd guess in her 20's, wearing a tight red dress and nothing underneath. I was pretty sure I was in business at that point. She was friendly and talkative but when I tried to make it clear I just wanted peace and quiet, she got the hint.

The massage was so so. Definitely not rushed and pretty thorough but I asked for hard and it wasn't that. Another quirk is that she had vibrating massage pad on the table that was distracting more than anything else. I gave it a chance but asked her to turn it off after a bit. Not much teasing but on the flip I couldn't help but reach out and grab a handful of her beautiful booty and she didn't protest.

She then told me time was up but asked very directly if I wanted another area massaged. I of course agreed and she proceeded. No negotiations whatsoever which I loved. She let pull down the top of her dress and sample the goods and also go UTC to get even better acquainted with her ass. I did ask if she would do anything with her mouth and she declined pretty firmly, but given her sexiness it wasn't long before she finished me with a standard NOVA. Her attitude wasn't amazing but I feel could be better on subsequent visits.

She went to wash her hands and let me clean myself up. No further massage but we were well over the hour at that point. Total damage was 1. 00 for the hour and I gave her a. 40 tip although there was no indication it was necessary. She wished me well and I went on my way. Great experience and I. Will likely see her again.

[FourNick8]

I hit up one of the Arlington MPs that advertises heavily.

This was only my 3rd time there. The two previous times I received FS.

So yesterday, I go in and get screened by the mamasan.

I get introduced to my provider.

She is young for an AMP provider, looks to be late 30's, possibly early 40's.

She looks good wearing her short dress, and she has a beautiful face.

I tell her 30 min. She helps me get undressed.

Then takes me to the shower. When she bends over during the shower, her dress rides up and I can tell she is not wearing anything underneath.

During the shower, she asks me what I like, and I say everything.

She says, "oh! Boom-Boom? I like too".

After reading the DonQuiote review I just had to check this place out in search of the beautiful face, baby damage provider who gives rebates.

THE GOOD: I call up early morning to check available and Mamasan says "we have new pretty young girls" "come now I give you line up" "you pick pretty young girl and she take care of you". She sounded just like the ajumma touts in Itaewon Seoul who stood outside the short time bars.

I race over to find the place in a really dumpy strip with no discreet parking, go in the lobby and ring the bell. Mamasan opens the door, pulls me inside and sits me in a chair where she takes my temperature twice, dumps hand sanitizer in my hands, sprays the bottom of my shoes with more sanitizer before standing me up and spraying my clothes with more. Now that I am fully clean she pulls me into a room and says wait here for the line up.

She goes down the hall and comes back with three of the hottest AMP girls I have seen since the DC girls of 2000. All are about thirty; DD is a spinner with big tits and too much makeup. Toy is tall with the cutest face and the third girl, I didn't get her name, is an absolute knockout spinner with a full sleeve tattoo. This all seems like an incall escort place more than an AMP.

I really wanted sleeve tattoo girl as she is the best looking Korean I have seen in a long time. Toy best described the girl DonQuiote wrote about so I stupidly chose her. Tattoo girl. So I follow Toy into the room and she asks what I wanted so I said 30 min and everything. She asked me to leave $. 4 on the table, just like the incall places, and she left to get a hat. She returns and takes off her dress to reveal nothing underneath and asks me to lay down.

THE BAD: So I lay face up and she climbs on top with the most scripted and unenthusiastic moves you see at a cheap brothel. She rubs her tits (and perfume) all over my body, kisses my nipples, licks my balls, and puts the hat on with her mouth for a really toothy CBJ. All the time not making eye contact or showing any emotion. Her teeth aren't doing much for me so I tell her lets try DATY so she lays back and I try to munch but she won't ever open her legs wide. The smooth shaved view is good but when I look up to see if she is enjoying I find her chewing gum and staring at the wall.

I ask can you get on top and she says yes but even she can't do that well as she just rocks back and forth with no CG so after a few I ask doggie and she jumps off and bends over the table. Same starfish here as she just stares at the wall while I pound her, so in a desperate attempt to make this enjoyable I ask her to get back on the table for mish. More pounding while she chews her gum and stares at the wall. I try and kiss but she says" I'm a working girl, I don't do that". This is the least pleasurable fuck ever and I just want it to end so after I blew she gets up and runs out for a hot towel while I lay there and wonder what happened.

THE UGLY: She returned and cleaned me up so I attempted to lighten the mood by chatting her up in Korean. She asked where I learned Korea and I said I lived in Seoul to which she asked what I did there. I said I worked for the Govt (strike 1). I asked where her family was from and she said Inchon and replied I had been there there (strike 2). Finally I asked her how long she had been here (strike 3) and she said she was here on a green card before she looked scared and stopped talking. I now believe she thought I was LE but It gets better.

In the Korean escort tradition she helps me get dressed. First she helped me put on my shirt and buttoned it up, the she took my pants off the hook and stared at my phone in the back pocket. After I am all dressed and ready to walk out she says I need to look at your phone -I think you were taping me. I say no and she says wait here here and she runs off to go get mamasan. Mamasan returns and I tell her no also and pull out my phone but she doesn't know her way around an iPhone so she calls over sleeve tattoo girl and I show her all my photo folders and deleted file folders with no vids. Tattoo girls says OK and manasan walks me out but I'm sure she was OK with me because she stopped to introduce me to another girl down the hall (I suspect that was the rebate girl DonQuoite referenced).

Would I go back? Hell yea for DD or tattoo girl. For Toy fuck no.