Humaniplex

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Anyone else notice a number of suspect ads recently on HX? They all sound TGTBT, no pics, and if you view their profile they are doing ads in other cities in various areas. Also none have any reviews.

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10218

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10203

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10181

[KoolKeith323]

If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.

If you guys didn't know by now, she's a hardcore Trumplican, and QAnon believer. Pics and things she put in her ads showed that when 45 was still in. Even had pics of Make America Great again gear on. It's a god damn shame how the orange man got these people believing in some crazy shit. If he called the masses to run in front of a speeding car, they'd do it. LMAO!

[Pmanhere]

You could at LEAST read down the first page before asking. LOL.

No offense meant, but seriously guys. Take 30 seconds to read down the page before you make a new post. Or better yet, use that handy-dandy search function. This ain't rocket science, and most of the time you'll get your answers a hell of a lot faster than if you post and have to wait around for a reply.

Point taken! I jumped the gun with my post, ran a search found exactly what you're referring to. Tried deleting my post but the system kept timing out. It's my pet peeve as well that brothers don't run a simple search. My bad again!

[MaxKat]

Recently I've had girls ask me if I was vax and they wouldn't see anyone who wasn't Vax. Another wanted recent proof of covid test lmao. Ms. Jones is fucking great. She's on that Q shit hard but idgaf she's gorgeous and has a great body. And she sure loves her some bare Greek, atm and creampies. By far the best fuck on HX.

I give up, tried all day to use logic and evidence to convince her. Yes I know I'm stupid, you can't fight crazy. The crazy ones ARE the best fucks dammit.

All I can say is tell her you aren't vaxed, let her wave a magic wand over you to confirm.

[DkBruinFan74]

Saw Kimberly again. She's become my ATF. If you're into Asian chicks at all, she's basically perfect. Cute face, perfect body and amazingly smooth skin. Super sexy, but real demeanor. Total GFE. Makes you feel like a fucking king. Once you push her buttons she really gets into it and enjoys herself as well! Can't remember the last time I've worked up such a sweat during sex. She's so hot and good at her craft, she could easily charge nearly twice as much. I will continue to repeat.

[Wahoo2000]

Any intel? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MickeyMonreaux.

You could at LEAST read down the first page before asking. LOL.

No offense meant, but seriously guys. Take 30 seconds to read down the page before you make a new post. Or better yet, use that handy-dandy search function. This ain't rocket science, and most of the time you'll get your answers a hell of a lot faster than if you post and have to wait around for a reply.

[Pmanhere]

Any intel? https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MickeyMonreaux.

[GimmeMoreHead]

Her default is BBFS. She must be afraid of catching an STV (sexually transmitted vaccine).

Recently I've had girls ask me if I was vax and they wouldn't see anyone who wasn't Vax. Another wanted recent proof of covid test lmao. Ms. Jones is fucking great. She's on that Q shit hard but idgaf she's gorgeous and has a great body. And she sure loves her some bare Greek, atm and creampies. By far the best fuck on HX.

[SDHobbyGuy]

If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.

Her default is BBFS. She must be afraid of catching an STV (sexually transmitted vaccine).

[MaxKat]

If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.

[MaxKat]

Damn shame. Figured as much with the messy rooms in the background. Oh, well.

Thanks!

Yup like I said in another post: HOT MESS. Just chasing your tail with her. And yet we still apparently make it worth her while to keep posting on HX ugh.

[Member #6982]

Flakey as hell. Be prepared to wait past 30 minutes, even if you get that far in booking. She is known to ghost day of meetinf if gou prebook. One example I can give drom experience: We bot agree to an Thirsday night, she ghosts, then contacts me on Friday to confirm. Bad at keeping promises, anx her flakiness was just too mich to keep teying to book with her.

Damn shame. Figured as much with the messy rooms in the background. Oh, well.

Thanks!

[Dwykz619]

Any intel on her? She sent me a message about cock worship, BBBJCIM. 1 hr for $420. Pretty white girl, but her place looks messy in her pictures. I might give it a go.

Flakey as hell. Be prepared to wait past 30 minutes, even if you get that far in booking. She is known to ghost day of meetinf if gou prebook. One example I can give drom experience: We bot agree to an Thirsday night, she ghosts, then contacts me on Friday to confirm. Bad at keeping promises, anx her flakiness was just too mich to keep teying to book with her.

[Member #6982]

Any intel on her? She sent me a message about cock worship, BBBJCIM. 1 hr for $420. Pretty white girl, but her place looks messy in her pictures. I might give it a go. Here's her message:

* Cock & Body Worship Special *.

Enjoy as I give myself over to the complete worship and adoration of your cock. From the moment you arrive I will lovingly, yet firmly, maintain constant physical contact with your perfect phallus. I will stroke, massage, lick, suck, caress, deep throat, etc. , all with one single goal: Coaxing your throbbing cock to achieve repeated orgasms until your balls have been completely drained. CIM gives me full use of my mouth and tongue which I use to control and lengthen each orgasm, dragging them out longer and longer, draining the maximum amount of cum with each eruption. You will be amazed by the experience of me literally "milking" your cock. The additional time I spend on you cock allows me to personalize and transcend the traditional BBBJ. This is the essence of cock worship. This os more than GFE. I will Worship your Cock from the moment you arrive.

420/ hr.

480/90 min.

540/2 hrs.

Love,

Mickey.

[Guy456]

I am mostly attracted to "younger" women with big boobs, flat / toned stomach, and nice round apple butts. Of course she has to have a pretty face. LOL Also, someone who can give a massage is a bonus.

This post is for when Ms. Jones was last in town. She is here again today. I was browsing through HX and came across Ms. Jones' ad and liked her boobs and thought she had a pretty face. She's older than who I would normally schedule with, but I have had some amazing experiences with 40 years old plus women so I thought I would give her a try. She has a massage menu / option for $50 hhr or $80/ hour that I liked. I figured why not, I can use a massage and the price is reasonable. Ms. Jones was no different. She has had formal massage training and is actually pretty good. She asked me prior to my arrival to her hotel if I wanted more than just a massage session and I told her just massage. She was good with that. She was late to start the session and told me she would make it up with more time. Great start for making up for being late. The room was lit with candles and had a massage table set up near the bed. It was a bit dark, but I was happy with her face and huge boobs. She's on the shorter side and has some COVID lbs, but not "fat. " She's probably in her late 40's but has a pretty face. Her ass is huge for those ass lovers out there. Ms. Jones did the massage in her bra and leggings. There were little teasing when I was on my stomach, but after the flip was when the fun began. She had the sheets on me the entire time and after the flip, but after she started kissing me when she was standing above my head and giving me a chest massage was when things got sensual. I started playing with her huge boobs and junior started pitching a tent and she started rubbing on him before pulling the sheets off. More DFK and she starts kissing down my chest and when she got to junior she asked if we can kiss it. Of course, PLEASE! After some light kissing on junior she took him deep and gave an amazing BBBJ. She asked if she should continued, YES! She gives an amazing BJ for the BJ lovers. Deep throat, great suction, licking and kissing the shaft and tip. She was also using junior to slapped her tongue and cheeks. I asked if I can return the favor and I laid her on the table. She was very responsive to DATY and was soaking wet. She then asked to switch to 69. This lady loves giving BJs. We gave each other oral for a good 10-15 minutes. After some oral fun she made a comment about wanting me inside of her. I responded and said I would love that. We did all possible positions, but her favorite was CG and doggy. What a great view of her big butt during doggy. There was never any discussions of additional donations for the fun after the massage. I went way over the time, with the session lasting almost 2 hours. I gave her a decent tip which she was not expecting and was appreciative of it. We definitely connected and had great chemistry. Ms. Jones is an attractive MILF, gives an excellent massage, a great kisser, gives an excellent BJ and loves sex. If you are into a MILF with huge tits and ass, then I would recommend her.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Ms.jones.esq.3x

Great report. Thanks pal.