Massage Parlor Reports

[MentalMijit]

PM details but you can use your imagination. I am pretty vanilla and have simple needs.

Inbox full.

[PilotAviator]

Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.

(regret late reply).

Yes -- I do remember Angie (and she was a lot of fun in the massage rooms the few times she gave me a session). I think over three Christmas years I got sox one year, a small collapsible umbrella another, and a sweater-vest the last. Other MMS / AMP have also made it a practice to gift customers during the holidays. And that is one of the reasons, I close my reports with.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

[Vcrgt]

Two reports for you guys, both in McLean / TC: B&M Therapy and Blue Ocean.

B&M Therapy.

Great hard massage with HE / roaming. MMSN started taking me back to room but definitely did not want her. She did get someone else and she was much better. Was a month ago so don't remember her name. Late 40's. I was frisky in the TS room and she allowed. Even asked if I wanted to finish there. I declined since felt like much better would be available later. Massage was awesome! Lot of walking on legs and back. No teasing on front since hard massage. Lights dimmed and she asked to flip. Shirt came off but kept bra and skirt on. She was on the table over me in seductive way but only for a short time. Once I got hard, got off table for HE while I played with her lovelies. No mention of tip so did house. 8 and tip. 6. Will repeat since they are open late and I am near there a lot.

Blue Ocean.

Saw some discussion recently so wanted to go there today. Mimi greats me in the lobby. Asked about other options but was just her. More on this at the end. Probably would have chose her anyway. Mimi is a mid-30's spinner, masked so not sure about face. Had a somewhat tight T-shirt on and cute shorts low enough to hide the Cheeks, but high enough to show off those legs. Tried to feel her a $$ in the TS but she swatted my hand away. Was curious what this meant until TS proved to be teaser for later. Massage was medium to hard and lot of focus on back and legs. She is good at it. Before the flip, lights dimmed more and she has a soft tease technique. Then the flip. Shorts and shirt still on but roaming allowed. Nice tight a $$ and squeezable man made Cs I feel under the shirt. I had to see them. She refused but I said I would take care of her and shirt came off. They were awesome. Asked her to get on top and she did, but facing away from me while she gave HE as I felt her jugs. Nice conversation afterwards and she asked if I was a "bottoms" guy. Was confused then she said I have to meet her friend. Mimi introduced me to Bella. Like someone else posted, Bella has some really big jugs. Cute young face. Curvy ass, but not the kind I like. Mimi has spinner cute ass so will want to see it again. Damage was acceptable: . 8 for HR of good massage and since didn't negotiate tip, left. 8 tip by choice. Will leave more next time if more mutual touch. She did mention more sessions means "we know each other better". Might repeat since it was a very clean and upscale without the price.

Have fun out there!

[SolomenTepaja]

So you go into massage parlors, lay down and then once the masseuse lays hands on you you immediately ask for, well, whatever it is beyond "soft touch" that you are seeking. And if she doesn't go along with it you demand a refund and leave. And if the establishment refuse to pay you back, your next negotiation tactic is to threaten to call the cops on them.

Yikes. Lackluster massage for 30 minutes? THose places are there for one thing only- and it's not a massage. Just get to the point and save everyone the time.

I'd let her 'soft touch' me for about 10 seconds and then start the negotiations. If it's not the right price, ask for the refund and bail. The owner doesn't want any trouble and if they give you shit, you can call their bluff with the police option.

Helps to speak Korean and once in Tampa I had to haggle with the AMP to get a refund, but they relented. The only time I've EVER had ANY issues was at a white chick massage in Charlotte. Only after threatening to call the police and then talking on the phone (to my friend and not the police) did they relent and give me my money back.

Just my two cents, but we all know what to expect from these places.

[Mustang946]

I was in the neighborhood on business and decided to get a massage. Lucy (wow! What a whirlwind of energy!) gave me one of the best TS experiences ever then after marching me back to the room got herself and myself comfortable.

Prone massage was decent but after providing a reasonable tip for the services and the very attractive Lucy she was 100% attentive to my needs and I left smiling and relaxed.

I definitely recommend the experience and I honestly think the business is appropriately named Best Therapeutic.

Mika.

PM details but you can use your imagination. I am pretty vanilla and have simple needs.

I saw her last Friday and agree with you.

[MikaPeltinin]

I was in the neighborhood on business and decided to get a massage. Lucy (wow! What a whirlwind of energy!) gave me one of the best TS experiences ever then after marching me back to the room got herself and myself comfortable.

Prone massage was decent but after providing a reasonable tip for the services and the very attractive Lucy she was 100% attentive to my needs and I left smiling and relaxed.

I definitely recommend the experience and I honestly think the business is appropriately named Best Therapeutic.

Mika.

PM details but you can use your imagination. I am pretty vanilla and have simple needs.

[Garthie1]

Went out to try something different and ended up at Annandale wellness. I called and they were not busy. So headed over meet the mm and was sent to the room. They came in an collected the. 80 fee. A nice Korean lady came in with a cute dress about 35 or so. She start the massage which was somewhat lackluster about a half hour in she said flip and I did. Asking what I would like so I went full bore and said FS. She goes deep pockets, I said how much again and she flashed I think 250. I said to much how much for nova. She quoted 80 with no boob play. This goes on for 5 min trying to negotiate, with her saying look what you get and she pulled down her mask it did not help the situation because it was not that great. So I declined service and flipped over for her to finish she did about 10 minutes and said done. She cut off at 45 min and walked out of the room. I do not recommend unless you like to pay. 20 for a nova.

Yikes. Lackluster massage for 30 minutes? THose places are there for one thing only- and it's not a massage. Just get to the point and save everyone the time.

I'd let her 'soft touch' me for about 10 seconds and then start the negotiations. If it's not the right price, ask for the refund and bail. The owner doesn't want any trouble and if they give you shit, you can call their bluff with the police option.

Helps to speak Korean and once in Tampa I had to haggle with the AMP to get a refund, but they relented. The only time I've EVER had ANY issues was at a white chick massage in Charlotte. Only after threatening to call the police and then talking on the phone (to my friend and not the police) did they relent and give me my money back.

Just my two cents, but we all know what to expect from these places.

[Mustang946]

Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.

I also got socks from her and the mamasan at the old Edsall Therapy that year. My wife wondered where they came from and I told her that I got them from the office Christmas party.

[Kijimuna]

Stopped by Pine Wellness the other day because I noticed different cars parked in the spot where the ladies park. I was hoping some new talent had arrived. I drew Ivy, a slim late 30's Korean. I paid for 30 min. She went straight to the soft touch. After a few minutes she asked me to flip. Then came the negotiations. She wanted $100 to take her top off. I laughed and told her no way. I said $40 just for a clothed HJ because she didn't have much of a rack anyways. She said no, $80 in the minimum at this place. I told her she was full of it and she can just finish out the 30 minutes by massaging my feet instead, which she did. After about 10 minutes of that I asked her if she was ready to take $40 for a HJ. She agreed and actually did a pretty decent job of it.

[SlyFrog]

I am looking for suggestions for an Asian parlor with younger girls in there 20's, with a table shower in the Tyson / DC area. Thanks.

My list (not necessarily asian and no table showers).

Blue Gems.

Secret Temptation.

Eden Models.

Discrete Tempus.

For His and her (1 girl).

Diamond flash (1 out of 3).

[Happy Guy 2]

Had some time to spare and had not been to G&G in a long time.

Mimi was great there. Door keeper said Mimi not there anymore. Retired.

Now Mimi was a knockout in my book and nice as can be.

Since the greeter did not inspire me as she was a little thick, I asked who was there.

Think she got the idea and called for Michelle. . a tall, slim nice gal.

She tried hard but not inspiring for my big or little head, unfortunately.

Bottom line, Selection that I saw there were not sexy or young or appealing..... But otherwise very nice ladies.

Not on my repeat list.

HG2.

[GreenTre1234]

I was told Coco does not work here anymore. Anyone have any clue where she went. Thanks in advance.

[NyHornet]

Maybe Tiff just wanted to opt out of someone that wasn't attractive or clean? Could be a lot of variables. I'm sure there is some subjectivity and naturally a provider will be more / less into things based on how the individual appears. I'm going to go out on a limb and say YMMV. Not saying anything wrong with the other monger, but how you look, how you act, and how you smell, will open or close a lot of opportunities.

Maybe a different Tiffany?

[Happy Guy 2]

Showed up, shower offered / taken. Laid down on stomach to start the wax. Very professional and knows what she's doing. My oh my, my anus hasn't been this smooth since I was a baby 🥴. Flipped over and she waxed every part (shaft, balls, taint, groin).

I can scratch getting a Brazilian off my bucket list and I probably won't do it again. Not that it was a bad job, but the pain is about what you would imagine ripping your own pubes out to be (I thought maybe the wax / powder would make it not to bad).

As for the massage, not much more can be said as what others have. Fantastic with a slow, sensual ending with her sitting between my legs. Tipped. 4 for the session.

Often wondered what a Brazilian wax job would be like. You just fixed it for me and I crossed it off my bucket list. Not curious anymore. LOL.

Thanks. That is what good buddies are for!

HG2.

[NyHornet]

There has been an AMP at that address since before 2006 as my first visit to Blue (at that time, the AMP was named Kim's). Based on the comments of this board in 2006, that AMP had already had several names - so had been there for some time.
Blue is the current name -- and it remains a reliable place for an enjoyable massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.