Massage Parlor Reports

[Garthie1]

Went out to try something different and ended up at Annandale wellness. I called and they were not busy. So headed over meet the mm and was sent to the room. They came in an collected the. 80 fee. A nice Korean lady came in with a cute dress about 35 or so. She start the massage which was somewhat lackluster about a half hour in she said flip and I did. Asking what I would like so I went full bore and said FS. She goes deep pockets, I said how much again and she flashed I think 250. I said to much how much for nova. She quoted 80 with no boob play. This goes on for 5 min trying to negotiate, with her saying look what you get and she pulled down her mask it did not help the situation because it was not that great. So I declined service and flipped over for her to finish she did about 10 minutes and said done. She cut off at 45 min and walked out of the room. I do not recommend unless you like to pay. 20 for a nova.

Yikes. Lackluster massage for 30 minutes? THose places are there for one thing only- and it's not a massage. Just get to the point and save everyone the time.

I'd let her 'soft touch' me for about 10 seconds and then start the negotiations. If it's not the right price, ask for the refund and bail. The owner doesn't want any trouble and if they give you shit, you can call their bluff with the police option.

Helps to speak Korean and once in Tampa I had to haggle with the AMP to get a refund, but they relented. The only time I've EVER had ANY issues was at a white chick massage in Charlotte. Only after threatening to call the police and then talking on the phone (to my friend and not the police) did they relent and give me my money back.

Just my two cents, but we all know what to expect from these places.

[Mustang946]

Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.

I also got socks from her and the mamasan at the old Edsall Therapy that year. My wife wondered where they came from and I told her that I got them from the office Christmas party.

[Kijimuna]

Stopped by Pine Wellness the other day because I noticed different cars parked in the spot where the ladies park. I was hoping some new talent had arrived. I drew Ivy, a slim late 30's Korean. I paid for 30 min. She went straight to the soft touch. After a few minutes she asked me to flip. Then came the negotiations. She wanted $100 to take her top off. I laughed and told her no way. I said $40 just for a clothed HJ because she didn't have much of a rack anyways. She said no, $80 in the minimum at this place. I told her she was full of it and she can just finish out the 30 minutes by massaging my feet instead, which she did. After about 10 minutes of that I asked her if she was ready to take $40 for a HJ. She agreed and actually did a pretty decent job of it.

[SlyFrog]

I am looking for suggestions for an Asian parlor with younger girls in there 20's, with a table shower in the Tyson / DC area. Thanks.

My list (not necessarily asian and no table showers).

Blue Gems.

Secret Temptation.

Eden Models.

Discrete Tempus.

For His and her (1 girl).

Diamond flash (1 out of 3).

[Happy Guy 2]

Had some time to spare and had not been to G&G in a long time.

Mimi was great there. Door keeper said Mimi not there anymore. Retired.

Now Mimi was a knockout in my book and nice as can be.

Since the greeter did not inspire me as she was a little thick, I asked who was there.

Think she got the idea and called for Michelle. . a tall, slim nice gal.

She tried hard but not inspiring for my big or little head, unfortunately.

Bottom line, Selection that I saw there were not sexy or young or appealing..... But otherwise very nice ladies.

Not on my repeat list.

HG2.

[GreenTre1234]

I was told Coco does not work here anymore. Anyone have any clue where she went. Thanks in advance.

[NyHornet]

Maybe Tiff just wanted to opt out of someone that wasn't attractive or clean? Could be a lot of variables. I'm sure there is some subjectivity and naturally a provider will be more / less into things based on how the individual appears. I'm going to go out on a limb and say YMMV. Not saying anything wrong with the other monger, but how you look, how you act, and how you smell, will open or close a lot of opportunities.

Maybe a different Tiffany?

[Happy Guy 2]

Showed up, shower offered / taken. Laid down on stomach to start the wax. Very professional and knows what she's doing. My oh my, my anus hasn't been this smooth since I was a baby 🥴. Flipped over and she waxed every part (shaft, balls, taint, groin).

I can scratch getting a Brazilian off my bucket list and I probably won't do it again. Not that it was a bad job, but the pain is about what you would imagine ripping your own pubes out to be (I thought maybe the wax / powder would make it not to bad).

As for the massage, not much more can be said as what others have. Fantastic with a slow, sensual ending with her sitting between my legs. Tipped. 4 for the session.

Often wondered what a Brazilian wax job would be like. You just fixed it for me and I crossed it off my bucket list. Not curious anymore. LOL.

Thanks. That is what good buddies are for!

HG2.

[NyHornet]

There has been an AMP at that address since before 2006 as my first visit to Blue (at that time, the AMP was named Kim's). Based on the comments of this board in 2006, that AMP had already had several names - so had been there for some time.
Blue is the current name -- and it remains a reliable place for an enjoyable massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.

[Happy Guy 2]

Been lurking for a bit contemplating trying out the hobby but had nothing to contribute until today. Noticed an AMP in Ashburn the other day while about on business, had a fancy Kinko's sign in the window and everything. What little I could glean from the net said the place was legit, but the tell tale signs seemed to indicate otherwise. They advertised 6 for an hour, so I figured at worst I'd get a lackluster massage and nothing else. Called ahead to schedule an appointment as their sign requested, but ended up about an hour early because my other business in the area finished far quicker than I expected. They were more than accommodating and too me immediately. I only caught a quick glimpse of other providers there and therefore can't comment much on looks or age for anyone else, but I had a late 40's woman named Heidi as my masseuse, who definitely had a few miles under her belt but wasn't horrific or ugly by any means. I was pleasantly surprised to find the massage was pretty damn good. She wasn't afraid to put some pressure on and did a pretty thorough job. Very relaxing and did a great job on my legs, better than some LMT's I've been to in the past. Being new I didn't push my luck too much and only lightly roamed a bit along her legs and ass. She never swatted my hand away and never pulled back, only laughing a couple times about "tickle tickle".

The draping disappeared about 20 min into the back massage and didn't come back until the flip, junior was ready for fun, and Heidi wasn't shy about him, but neither did she pay any particular attention until she toweled me off with the hot towel and gave him a couple once overs. Never brought up any upsell rather than asking if I wanted 90 instead of 60 min. Didn't shortchange my time at all.

My inexperienced opinion would be there's probably more on the menu for repeat customers or more experienced / assertive mongers. I honestly plan to return for the massage and a little playfulness if nothing else, especially as the price was extremely reasonable .6 for the hour, 2 for a tip, told her I'd be back for the 90.

JJ. Sounds like she has been around and knows the game. And probably just waiting for you to make first move. Best way is to ask or just start playing. All she can do is say no no. From a senior to a junior, you are too reluctant. They know how to please a man. Another approach is say massage for 20 minutes and then I want to go to Heaven. Even if they do not know English well. You can probably communicate it. Just be friendly, smiles, hugs and warm. Let nature take it's course.

Be nice and though shall be happy.

HG2.

[FourNick8]

Stopped by the Oriental Massage in Manassas after reading the JakeGalo review in search of the elusive BBW Jenny (this AMP was previously called Best Oriental based off an old RubMap review).

Walked in as I never call ahead and was greeted by an old plump mamasan that I don't really care for. I ask about Jenny and she says went back to NY. I ask about Lily and she says is on a NY rotation but we have a new girl Coco. I'm thinking Coco this can't be when out walks a girl I haven't seen before; 30 and a bit house wifey in a minidress with no makeup. She is cute without being mousy, slim and about 5'4".

Its a deal and we walk to the back room arm in arm. As soon as the door closed it hugs and LFK even before she asks me how long. I normally for 30 min with new talent but I had already nibbled her lower lip so I gladly forked over. 6 for a full hour. She leaves the room with the house fee and I strip down (as always here) and sit naked in a towel covered chair. She returns and when she sees me asks if I want to play first or massage first. I say play and ask her to get naked which she does without question.

Her body is near perfect except for a Large scar on her belly from baby damage. Up top she has B's with long soft pencil erasers that are light pink. Those nips looked really fragile but as soon as she stripped she straddles my legs and shoved one into my mouth. After a few minutes of breast play she kneels in front of me and starts with a BBBJ. No real technique here. It kinda reminded of my first one in high school- but she stuck with it for about 10 min and made eye contact the entire time. Her actions are far from PSE, but she kept saying thing a homely girlfriend would say like "I love you". I had to stop her before I blew in her so I stood her up and leaned her back on the massage table for a little DITY. I believe I can tell when they are faking it but she was not; after 5 min she was drenched as was my face and the sheets.

She insisted on a hat so on went the cover and I only did standing mish. It was tight and she was great but there was no suggestion of any other positions. It's not like GPS hurry up starfish, but more like dutyiful Asian wife who lays there for her man. After the main event we just lay on the massage table together for pillow talk. I was rubbing the sweat from her back and ass so I know she was really getting into the sex we just had. She tells she is Chinese, has a 3 yo baby, and lives in Virginia. Not a NY transplant, all in perfect English. She then tells me her x husband never went down on her and she really enjoyed what I had done. I took that as an invitation for more DITY and brought her to another O. Then with her laying on the table and me standing she started a BBBJ but I was already spent and no Viagra today so I just enjoyed the view and said thank you after a few minutes.

Two things that came out of pillow talk- I told her Coco was a very popular AMP name so she asked me to help pick her a new one and she works a varied schedule so call ahead. I know I will be going back. Don't ask me about her massage skills, it never happened. House. 6 and tip $. 2.

[PSmith0380]

Again, surprised. She was the closer when she was w ava. Ava didnthe massage amd asled if unwanted moremthen she would bring in her friend tiffany. Who has been reviewed multiple times here and on the other site. I never went w the combo bit did chat her up on my way out and decided to see her individually and a few times afterwards and she was all about the fun. Maybe things have changed. She ised to have myltiple ads as well as with another agency.

Maybe Tiff just wanted to opt out of someone that wasn't attractive or clean? Could be a lot of variables. I'm sure there is some subjectivity and naturally a provider will be more / less into things based on how the individual appears. I'm going to go out on a limb and say YMMV. Not saying anything wrong with the other monger, but how you look, how you act, and how you smell, will open or close a lot of opportunities.

[MikelSuTiger]

Again, surprised. She was the closer when she was w ava. Ava didnthe massage amd asled if unwanted moremthen she would bring in her friend tiffany. Who has been reviewed multiple times here and on the other site. I never went w the combo bit did chat her up on my way out and decided to see her individually and a few times afterwards and she was all about the fun. Maybe things have changed. She ised to have myltiple ads as well as with another agency.

Wish that level of service was provided to me. I got what amounts to "normally I don't give HJs in my ear the whole time" (yeah right).

[BahhumBug]

Wish that level of service was provided to me. I got what amounts to "normally I don't give HJs in my ear the whole time" (yeah right).

Wow, too bad. I met her a few times last year when she was sharing the apartment with Ava near tysons...think they split up, not sure? Pretty goodntimes when I saw her actually, GFE msog, mutual shower etc. Her personality seemed off at times though sonwho knows.T.

[JJohnson7502]

Been lurking for a bit contemplating trying out the hobby but had nothing to contribute until today. Noticed an AMP in Ashburn the other day while about on business, had a fancy Kinko's sign in the window and everything. What little I could glean from the net said the place was legit, but the tell tale signs seemed to indicate otherwise. They advertised 6 for an hour, so I figured at worst I'd get a lackluster massage and nothing else. Called ahead to schedule an appointment as their sign requested, but ended up about an hour early because my other business in the area finished far quicker than I expected. They were more than accommodating and too me immediately. I only caught a quick glimpse of other providers there and therefore can't comment much on looks or age for anyone else, but I had a late 40's woman named Heidi as my masseuse, who definitely had a few miles under her belt but wasn't horrific or ugly by any means. I was pleasantly surprised to find the massage was pretty damn good. She wasn't afraid to put some pressure on and did a pretty thorough job. Very relaxing and did a great job on my legs, better than some LMT's I've been to in the past. Being new I didn't push my luck too much and only lightly roamed a bit along her legs and ass. She never swatted my hand away and never pulled back, only laughing a couple times about "tickle tickle".

The draping disappeared about 20 min into the back massage and didn't come back until the flip, junior was ready for fun, and Heidi wasn't shy about him, but neither did she pay any particular attention until she toweled me off with the hot towel and gave him a couple once overs. Never brought up any upsell rather than asking if I wanted 90 instead of 60 min. Didn't shortchange my time at all.

My inexperienced opinion would be there's probably more on the menu for repeat customers or more experienced / assertive mongers. I honestly plan to return for the massage and a little playfulness if nothing else, especially as the price was extremely reasonable .6 for the hour, 2 for a tip, told her I'd be back for the 90.