Massage Parlor Reports

[Corsair88]

Since the spots I'm familiar with are now closed, I decided to go for a trip hoping to play some games at the Olympics in Rio the other day but unfortunately they seem to have some plumbing problems so I went looking for Green-er pastures. I have an idea where it is and circled the area many times but I still can't figure out where the door is to Greenland. So I went down the steps in K.

It took them awhile to open up for me and I thought I would strike out for the day until I heard someone just when I was about to leave. Mamasan welcomed me and seemed to remember me even if it was my first time there (may be I have a look alike? ). The usual talk was given to me before I was ushered into the playing court.

I was matched against young. Although I would say she was in her 30's, she still looked good and came with a sense of humor, a nice body and a huge set of twins. TS was normal fare, and so was the massage. She was straight forward with how to play and we started the game with a CBJ and some raisin twisting until the score was 69 all. We ran a couple of mission offense after the half but used the dog style defense during the final quarter. For the last 2 minutes we ran the cowgirl offense until the final buzzer sounded. Some hot towel was provided after the game.

L - 7
A - 8
R - 7
S - 7

I might ask for a rematch.

[Islandhopper97]

Ok. After lurking and reading a lot (and being back from a recent trip to FLA) I'm posting my first report. Hope this meets everyone's standards.

Got antsy at work the other day and slipped into a dream. I found myself walking by a place near Dupont that was on the 4th floor with an address that ended in a 3.

Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.

Std jackson spread on the table so she knew the deal. TS was decent, all the standard action there. No mouthwash.

Headed back the room and it was actually a much better and longer massage that I've ever had in a dream before there. I had been getting some short times the past few times there. So I was happy abotu this.

After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.

Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.

ROSE
Face 6
Body 6
Massagi 8
TS 7
Tude 8
Main Event 7
Overall 7
Repeat - I'd prefer an upgrade next time, but would not walk out either...since MMV, I'd see her again and let her try to improve her score.

IH97

[Sarang Haeyo]

I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?

Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?

If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.

Van

How kan he reed if he kant spel?

[VanDriver]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

I don't know the locale of Springfeild. Is it near Springfield?

Also, how could I "recommand" anything if I haven't commanded anything in the first place?

If you read the forum, you'll find all you need and more.

Van

[A John]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

You've got to be joking seven posts below a new member has just got flamed for the exact same stupid reason.

You need to get familiar with this web site this might entail some research
( WORK ) trust me I'm being nice.

RTFF

[Philaborn1967]

I am visiting DC next week and I am staying in Springfeild, could anyone recommand a good MP close-by

[Sarang Haeyo]

Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!

Click on the word 'abbreviations' at the top of this page. The key word in your post is 'share'. In this place you have to give before you can get.

Be advised that the "paranoia" stems from LE activity that is becoming rampant in the AMP world.

My DC brothers; imagine how we up here in Waterbury and vicinity feel. LE is squeezing us dry.

[Junky11]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

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Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
d be read as interactive fiction.

You left out my report for Angela Royal+. IMHO, this might too much info in the current climate.

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2007 to March 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted in Feb'07

Sun (29)
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Tina - 3/9/07 -LoveLOS (+)
May - 3/7/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Happy - 3/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
sora - 3/3/07 - Kluvr (?)
Tina - 3/1/07 - Navy One (-)
Jennifer - 2/28/07 - Oriental Gster (+)
Tina - 2/27/07 - Bill88 (-)
Bebe - 2/12/07 - Colts301 (-)
Sue - 2/8/07 - Sue (+)
Jennifer - 2/4/07 - Navy One (+)
Angie - 2/3/07 - DCrez (+)
Jennifer - 2/3/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jennifer - Len Pil (+)
Jennifer - 2/1/07 - Scrodie (+)
Sue - 2/1/07 - Sleazebum (?)
Bebe - 2/1/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Bebe - 1/29/07 - MoonView (+)
bebe - 1/26/07 - Santeesucks (+)
bebe - 1/25/07 - Crazy dick (+)
Jennifer - 1/25/07 - Navy One (?)
Honey - 1/23/07 - Trav (+)
Bebe - 1/22/07 - Robert1744 (+)
Lilly - 1/19/07 - Bobby M (?)
Bebe - 1/18/07 - Colts301 (+)
Gina - 1/9/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Honey - 1/9/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Bebe - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lily - 1/5/07 - LoveLOS (?)
Honey - 1/5/07 - Bseeks (+)

1413 (14k) (13)
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Nana - 3/25/07 - RickAndrew (?)
Chennel - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (-)
Carmel - 3/23/07 - Max Billion (?)
??? - 3/21/07 - Bseeks (?)
Nana - 3/19/07 - Webnet (+)
nana - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
June - 3/8/07 - Nova Guy (?)
Nana/jill/young - 3/6/07 - Max Billion (+,+,+)
Yong - 3/1/07 - Sleazebum (+)
??? - 2/26/07 - Bseeks (?)
Young - 1/22/07 - Laxman #2 (+)


Ok (8)
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Coco - 3/20/07 - Webnet (+)
Coco - 3/15/07 - cabdriver52 (+)
Jeanie - 3/7/07 - DrunkasShit (?)
Coco - 2/27/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
June - 2/15/07 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 2/13/07 - The Speaker (?)
June - 1/22/07 - New Man (-)
Mimi - 1/21/07 - Tjunkyard357 (?)


Supra (7)
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Coco - 3/26/07 - Eeyore (-)
Suzi - 2/24/07 - LoveLOS (+)
??? - 2/21/07 - Korwin (+)
Miki - 2/15/07 - Freshly Snipes (-)
Suzie - 1/21/07 - wilburdj (+)
Jenny - 1/15/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Jenny - 1/7/07 - Sooner1 (+)

Royal (6)
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jan - 3/26/07 - Bruce52 (+)
??? - 3/13/07 - Max Billion (+)
Sophia - 3/4/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)
Nana - 2/28/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Vicky - 2/24/07 - Loopy De Loop (+)
Niki - 2/20/07 - LoveLOS (+)
thai staff??? - jake JJ 1492

Capital (GHS , 1333) (5)
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Jenny - 3/13/07 - Sonnyblues (+)
Mikki - 1/31/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Niki - 1/10/07 - Ampfreq - (+)
May - 1/9/07 - Any Mouse (+)
??? - 1/2/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)

Rio (olympic) (5)
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laura - 3/29/07 - Top Jimmy (+)
Pat - 3/21/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
laura - 3/17/07 - Nova Guy (+)
Michelle - 3/12/07 - Wash it (+)
Michelle - 3/4/07 - Xsailor (+)

IHC (Mini) (5)
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pepsi - 3/28/07 - Pussprowler (+)
Michelle - 2/11/07 - Max #01 (+)
Yo yo - 1/22/07 - Max #01 (+)
Sophia - 1/8/07 - Pussprowler (?)
Sophia - 1/1/07 - HotfootTeddy (+)

Youngs/venus (2352) (2)
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Bebe - 3/28/07 -Newbie Today (+)
Linda - 2/13/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)

GBT (2)
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Gabrielle - 1/20/07 - Santeesucks (+)
Veronica - 1/17/07 - Dc1000 (?)

H&H (1)
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Sandra - 1/4/07 - Sushi Boy (+)


CPHC (1 - old)
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Yong - 2/2/07 - Asianloverma (+)


1818 (1)
====
??? - 1/14/07 - Navy One (-)

Eye bar (1)
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Sue - 1/28/07 - Oracle2 (+)


??? Conn.ave (1) - CPHC???
============
Paula - 1/29/07 - Ampfreq (+)


K spa (1)
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Candy - 2/17/07 - Chicago II (+)

617K (mirage, magic) (1)
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Suzie - 3/10/07 - Drunk Irish (+)

castle (boss,1716 I) (1)
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Hannah - 3/11/07 - Dcampman (+)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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May - 3/24/07 - Bill88 (+)youngs or ok?
Sugee - 3/20/07 - Colts301 (+), 1413???
??? - 3/9/07 - BigTime3 (+)


(Hard Rock cafe amp) - uhm, i used to know the name of this one
==================
??? - 3/24/07 - Junky11 (+)
Jeni - 3/14/07 - Choc Chip (+)

Shaw metro yellow line (near convention center)
==================
??? - 3/23/07 - Xsailor (+)


Outside the city
================
++++++++++++++++

Star (VA) (1)
====
Sonny - 1/17/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Swan (VA) (1)
====
??? - 1/16/07 - The Nub (-)

Asian privacy (va)
=============
pann - 3/18/07 - Navy one (-)

Amma (Bethesda, md)
===============
lara - 2/27/07 - Labiamaster (?)



Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[Jake Jj 1492]

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

I thought Mirage could survive anything. It was open even the day after Black Wednesday...

[Member #4338]

This is getting depressing. Another DC AMP closed. Not that this was the greatest place but it did offer some variety. Is this the darkness before the dawn or the end of an era?? Time will tell.

Lax

[Adventure1]

Go fuck your mother. How's that for a suggestion?

Sounds like a friendly place.

I appreciate all the flames. No offence taken.

I did get some time to do some research on this forum. Maybe I need to do some more. Thanks for everyones time to reply. The least I hope someone can help me with are the abbreviations and nicknames of streets. If not. No worries. I'm not here to hurt feelings.

Laxman. Thanks for your kind advice. Much appreciated.

I will share any info with you guys as soon as I experience some.

Thanks!

[Jake Jj 1492]

I went to get some physical therapy at IHC the other night. The time was unusual for me because I usually go right after work. This was later - almost 10PM. First of all, no sign of a parking fee, so I drove right in. Went inside and asked for Michelle -- some intelligible answer that sounded like she wasn't available or on vacation.
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Be safe -- Max

Went there about that same time on Thursday night. It was kind of strange for me too. I got Michelle (first time with her) and she insisted on full fee up front. No problem, and she was nice enough, but the menu was pretty limited with many of the standard stages of therapy missing. The girls there are pretty, but it seems that it is less than predictable what you may get.

[Dr Bombay]

I haven't been out mongering for the last few months cuz this was just getting too damned expensive. That said, I've been feeling the urges lately and today called my favorite place south of the border. No answer! I find a place and I try to stick with it, but I remembered the address of a place that was a little green.

(Hint to newbies, when looking for a place always take the phone number with you). Met a cute little lady who called herself Katherine. Nice body, bolt-ons. Not chatty, but this may be because of limited English. I thought she was a little cold, but efficient. She saw the tribute under my cell phone, so we proceeded with a nice t/s with mouthwash. Back in the room, she gave me a ticklish body rub. I was disappointed there was no a/are (I'd feel funny asking for it). There was no problems with positionings and the equipment felt great.

Here's the interesting part. When she brought me a wet towel, we made small talk and she realized it was my first time there. It seemed to make some kinda difference. She became noticeably friendlier. She said her name was Penny (! ). Her english was still limited but she she kissed me and said to come back.

My guess is people are skittish. What's going on?

[LoveLOS]

Will some one please flame this gentleman(I use that term losely), BSR, LL and/or Baltimonger, what would Trashman do?

The Don would have seen our new adventurer has been properly greeted by his fellow board members, as you gentlemen have done quite well. (After all, if geing flamed three times for one stupid post is not a leaning experience, a newb probably still wouldn't get it with six flames.) Then TM would extend the hand of friendship with some sage advice on how to become a trusted forum member and that if he accepts his flames graciously and learns from his mistakes we mostly have a short memory for newbie gaffes.

As for me, I am on vacation also. Heading to TJ today to really make this a fantasy vacation.

LL