Massage Parlor Reports

[Sky Ryder]

Massage anywhere is about as useful as a broken wrench. Yes, it had its day where you could tell that a girl showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton would be good to go. But now, it is literally littered with statements like "no extras" or "I don't give handjobs" or "strictly therapeutic and I will not play with your ballies". I hate that shit. Anyhow, I think that the website is mostly useless and you really need to spend way too much time and, in my case, hard earned $$ to find out that they mean what they say.

I think that you just validated what I said in my original post. If you use it with the expectation / goal of high level of certainty of "extras" you are going to be disappointed on a regular basis. I would never see a lady from MA (absent prior experience) when what I really wanted was some level of release. There are many options for that, however there are other times when I am more than wiling to accept a well done veggie massage as advertised. When the lady advertises she is strictly legit, and you still use her service and are then disappointed, seems to me that disappointment is on you. What more can she do? I get that you aren't interested in the site, but that doesn't mean it is without value, just that it is without value to you. I would say that my experience is is similar to yours, in that on those rare occasions when I visited a lady that put "draping required" or "professional services" only or something more descriptive, I left with my sexual desires intact. That was the expected outcome. Having said that, it can be fun to find a situation that meets both desire and performance on some rare occasions. I'd much rather a lady say "no additional services provided" than insinuate there are other options available and then not follow thru.

That is just my opinion any way.

[SonnyC1016]

I saw her once, she is definitely better than average looking, though probably 40 why / o. Her face is a 7, body a 9 or 10 if you are a fan of slim chicks like I am. Nice, inquisitive personality too. She gave a decent massage, started off in a dress and gradually got all the way naked, HJ only at the end, no kissing, touching allowed but no penetration. It was fun, but not worth $280.

Just seeing the Anya ask now. Saw her twice. Agree with this review. She's very nice, very chatty. Decent massage. Cute face and athletic, lean body. Not DDG. Had the same dress on both times I saw her. Acts really into it on the HE, but you can't insert. I had gone back the second time, hoping for more, but it's not there. Too much for a HJ.

[PriscillaM]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

Holy fuck. She is 62? I have to admit, she looks in her 50's. Does she get all naked for the fuck. That stomach of hers looks like she swallowed a makita tool box.

[PriscillaM]

Massage anywhere is about as useful as a broken wrench. Yes, it had its day where you could tell that a girl showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton would be good to go. But now, it is literally littered with statements like "no extras" or "I don't give handjobs" or "strictly therapeutic and I will not play with your ballies". I hate that shit. Anyhow, I think that the website is mostly useless and you really need to spend way too much time and, in my case, hard earned $$ to find out that they mean what they say.

[Estrange]

If you want to make fun of me, do so. I don't care.

I visited Mary at Chen's on Santa Monica Blvd for probably the 100th time last week. She gets the job done at a low rate (Less than half of a Korean agency bb girl). Plus some Korean girls are charging 100 tax on BBFS. WTH. Mary took away my BBFS virginity last year (my first time bare fucking was with her). I have been visiting her more than once per month.

She may be 62. But I like her pussy. It's moist and tight. I don't know how that's possible after half of LA population have ejaculated in her. But I really like her pussy. I didn't jerk off for at least 24 hours before visiting her. I popped a blue pill, waited an hour, and then went to her for good old vaginal sex in missionary. I fucked her non-stop for more than 10 minutes and then cummed deep inside her. Cum was dripping out of her pussy. What a wonderful sight. I kissed her and then left.

She offers up her ass too at no extra charge. I haven't used her ass yet. If you are new to this, trust me you will never get a better deal than her. Everything is on the menu without any tax. Disclaimer: if you can't get hard with an ugly woman, don't bother. I am happy as long as the pussy is good. And she got exactly that.

[MyFinalHeav3]

Agreed. Massage anywhere and massage finder have great legit masseuses that will occasionally offer more if you are patient and you are polite and are nice. Some masseuses off those sites, especially the Thai women also worked at some of the Thai shops in the BH area. For mongers.

Have you actually tried any of them? Most of them just give you the number for villa spa, or no answer.

[CubsFan6012]

I've had success with massage anywhere. Some of it has required seeing a girl several times for legit purposes only, and then the extras happen naturally. I imagine most guys on this site aren't interested in putting in that kind of patience, but it can be worth it.

The traditional MP scene has left me unsatisfied way more often than not. To the point where I rarely even go to them anymore. I'd rather spend a bit more money for a more enjoyable experience. Plus, a legit massage can be a wonderful consolation prize if nothing more occurs.

Agreed. Massage anywhere and massage finder have great legit masseuses that will occasionally offer more if you are patient and you are polite and are nice. Some masseuses off those sites, especially the Thai women also worked at some of the Thai shops in the BH area. For mongers.

[Crimsonquiggs]

My "holy grail" as it where is to spend a couple of hours with an attractive lady that knows the power of her touch, and enjoys using it to soothe my body and bring me to a heightened state of arousal through her massage. It begins slowly with a genuine soothing massage, and slowly but is constantly increasing the sensuality quotient throughout the session. The last 30-45 minutes is a full on lovemaking session that is fully engaged by both of us. Okay, when your laughter has subsided, yes I know the chances of obtaining this type of session are astronomical and the cost would likely equal the size of the odds. I have had this happen with two different ladies, one in Thailand (multiple times over a 2 week vacation), the other in mainland China (I saw this lady for the better part of 18 months, twice a month at least). I have never achieved it in the USA. I visit the shops many of us use, and have reasonable expectations. On occasion I just want to get a nice soothing massage and if something extra occurs on any level it is a bonus. I have found that I enjoy the ladies that are sole proprietors of their own shop. Over the last couple of years, I have used a website that has yielded some good results. So there is no confusion this is NOT a place to find massage with any extras. The reason I use use it is because when I go to a new city, I can usually find a good massage at a reasonable price, either outcall or incall at a decent location. When I make the appointment I go with no expectation of anything more than a massage. The ladies are well aware if you are receptive to any extras, and most of the time, it is obvious on the flip, even without "provocation". I have a success rate when I ask if they would consider any extras of about 40% or a bit less. Many times I don't ask, because it is clear the answer would be a resounding "NO", and I don't want to ruin the vibe I've got going. Only once has it gone further than L1, and that was the third visit in a week. I schedule to be her last appointment of the day when I am in her city and take a bottle of Champagne and it last 2-3 hours and is just wonderful. The only reason I even brought this up, is as you might expect LA has a lot of massage therapists and who knows, one of you may find something you enjoy more than a quick visit to you favorite AMP on occasion. The larger cities tend to have a better selection and I did use two of the providers in LA this past weekend because I was too lazy to leave my hotel one day. I laughed because both of them had profile photos that where at least 10 years and 25 lbs. Ago. That is the first time I have encountered photos of the gals that were significantly different than the "real thing". One of the gals, just said she didn't provide extras and the other was keen to do it, but was way to proud of her abilities. She was taken back, when I said no, at that price I'll wait until you leave and do it myself, I have to shower either way. LOL Sorry for the ramble, the website is Massage Anywhere. I am sure you can find it. I hope someone finds it useful.

I've had success with massage anywhere. Some of it has required seeing a girl several times for legit purposes only, and then the extras happen naturally. I imagine most guys on this site aren't interested in putting in that kind of patience, but it can be worth it.

The traditional MP scene has left me unsatisfied way more often than not. To the point where I rarely even go to them anymore. I'd rather spend a bit more money for a more enjoyable experience. Plus, a legit massage can be a wonderful consolation prize if nothing more occurs.

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[Sky Ryder]

My "holy grail" as it where is to spend a couple of hours with an attractive lady that knows the power of her touch, and enjoys using it to soothe my body and bring me to a heightened state of arousal through her massage. It begins slowly with a genuine soothing massage, and slowly but is constantly increasing the sensuality quotient throughout the session. The last 30-45 minutes is a full on lovemaking session that is fully engaged by both of us. Okay, when your laughter has subsided, yes I know the chances of obtaining this type of session are astronomical and the cost would likely equal the size of the odds. I have had this happen with two different ladies, one in Thailand (multiple times over a 2 week vacation), the other in mainland China (I saw this lady for the better part of 18 months, twice a month at least). I have never achieved it in the USA. I visit the shops many of us use, and have reasonable expectations. On occasion I just want to get a nice soothing massage and if something extra occurs on any level it is a bonus. I have found that I enjoy the ladies that are sole proprietors of their own shop. Over the last couple of years, I have used a website that has yielded some good results. So there is no confusion this is NOT a place to find massage with any extras. The reason I use use it is because when I go to a new city, I can usually find a good massage at a reasonable price, either outcall or incall at a decent location. When I make the appointment I go with no expectation of anything more than a massage. The ladies are well aware if you are receptive to any extras, and most of the time, it is obvious on the flip, even without "provocation". I have a success rate when I ask if they would consider any extras of about 40% or a bit less. Many times I don't ask, because it is clear the answer would be a resounding "NO", and I don't want to ruin the vibe I've got going. Only once has it gone further than L1, and that was the third visit in a week. I schedule to be her last appointment of the day when I am in her city and take a bottle of Champagne and it last 2-3 hours and is just wonderful. The only reason I even brought this up, is as you might expect LA has a lot of massage therapists and who knows, one of you may find something you enjoy more than a quick visit to you favorite AMP on occasion. The larger cities tend to have a better selection and I did use two of the providers in LA this past weekend because I was too lazy to leave my hotel one day. I laughed because both of them had profile photos that where at least 10 years and 25 lbs. Ago. That is the first time I have encountered photos of the gals that were significantly different than the "real thing". One of the gals, just said she didn't provide extras and the other was keen to do it, but was way to proud of her abilities. She was taken back, when I said no, at that price I'll wait until you leave and do it myself, I have to shower either way. LOL Sorry for the ramble, the website is Massage Anywhere. I am sure you can find it. I hope someone finds it useful.

[Domino727]

With few exceptions, the FS places are specific to that. You may find a few that will still accept $100, perhaps if they know they were rushing you due to it being busy that day, but expect $120 for any sort of decent effort. If you want to save $20 or more, you are going to have to hit a place that averages much older ladies such as Day Spa 28, Healthy Spa, or Thai Yoga (Mimi on Wed / Thu) in Lomita which also have more leeway on FS vs lesser services.

I laughed in her face and threw her a benji. First and last time, as I wanted to cross her off the 'bucket' list. Some of you will get that joke.

A lame fuck if I've ever had one. She wanted me to pay an extra $20 for a BBBJ.

She needs to retire. All the way out the door she's like 'you come back and see me, eh?

No.

[Kampfire]

OK so Momo is the place it seems. Anything I should know before going there? I checked it out on google maps and it looks like it can kinda be tough to find the entrance. Do they do a lineup?

You're killing me smalls.

[JonathonJammer]

At ECO, they don't fuck around with minor league stuff. The going rate is $120 for FS for half an hour, after you pay the $50.

It is pricey but well worth it. And don't even think of saying you only have $100 because they will just show you the door.

If you can't afford the 1.2 then there are many other places to go to.

Hey brother,

It's true that a majority of these fuck doll ladies expect $120 or sometimes even more but to say that you have to pay that is simply not true. Now you say "if you can't afford the 120 go somewhere else" to that I say many many many women I've boned down on have taken 100 without even flinching LOL. You mean to tell me all these other women working the same day as the infamous Apple have this power LOL. Shoot man if they don't take 100 and miss out on that 100 over wanting an extra 20 they'll never make any money brother. Especially they know that mostly every dude going to Eco wants to see Apple LOL. They won't just miss out on an extra 20 they'll see you, me or whoever walk out tell Manager okay I'll just wait for Apple LOL. Don't get me wrong though brother. Some of these fuck dolls deserve that 120 man. And to that I'm down for but to say every girl deserves that especially you making the excuse that oh it might of been busy LOL. You pay for 30-60 minutes that what you should get and if that provider take take poundings back to back to back like someone like Apple at Eco why would se deserve 120?? I'm just saying man you can fuck for 100 plus entry fee. Don't tell me you go and pay 200 at fig stroll just because the girl asks you for it man. You don't buy the house on the original asking price LOL. Peace out man. Have fun out there guys and be safe.

[FredFourLess]

At ECO, they don't fuck around with minor league stuff. The going rate is $120 for FS for half an hour, after you pay the $50.

It is pricey but well worth it. And don't even think of saying you only have $100 because they will just show you the door.

If you can't afford the 1. 2 then there are many other places to go to.

With few exceptions, the FS places are specific to that. You may find a few that will still accept $100, perhaps if they know they were rushing you due to it being busy that day, but expect $120 for any sort of decent effort. If you want to save $20 or more, you are going to have to hit a place that averages much older ladies such as Day Spa 28, Healthy Spa, or Thai Yoga (Mimi on Wed / Thu) in Lomita which also have more leeway on FS vs lesser services.

[Domino727]

What should the tip be for BBBJ or FS?? 50 or 100??

At ECO, they don't fuck around with minor league stuff. The going rate is $120 for FS for half an hour, after you pay the $50.

It is pricey but well worth it. And don't even think of saying you only have $100 because they will just show you the door.

If you can't afford the 1. 2 then there are many other places to go to.