Massage Parlor Reports

[Bunker Buster]

I saw this ad some time ago and passed on it. I don't like fake boobs and will not follow an ad if I have a question about it. An added benefit of that strategy is that trans providers all have fake boobs so I avoid trans by default. In the ad you posted Sarina mentions her size Ds but you don't get to see them at all. That was a big red flag for me and I even thought at the time she was trans. Hope this helps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sarina-best-service-747-9996-944-greek-amp-amp-amp-amp-rsquo-mdash-cim-mdash-msog/9836561.html

I contacted Davika, and she replied that she was on her period, but that Sarina is cute and gives good service. I'd like to think that one girl would only refer callers to a real girl, but I guess anything's possible.

Davika's ad https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/sex...y/9689168.html.

[LoveTheCurves]

I saw this ad some time ago and passed on it. I don't like fake boobs and will not follow an ad if I have a question about it. An added benefit of that strategy is that trans providers all have fake boobs so I avoid trans by default. In the ad you posted Sarina mentions her size Ds but you don't get to see them at all. That was a big red flag for me and I even thought at the time she was trans. Hope this helps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sarina-best-service-747-9996-944-greek-amp-amp-amp-amp-rsquo-mdash-cim-mdash-msog/9836561.html

She also had a large head and was thick but not curvy. She was just not attractive. I don't know for sure if she was a trans, but I was not going to let her massage me.

[DogBert25]

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[HighwayUp]

Visited Sunshine last week in the early afternoon. Its a relatively new place right off business 234. Walked in and was greeted by the thin 30 something Chinese girl wearing white jeans (I always considered them ***** jeans) and a red button down shirt. Believe she said her name was Angela. The place was dead and she appeared to be the only one there. She checks my temp then leads me to a room where I ask for an hour and give her. 6. She returns, hands me a Jackson back and says a HHR is better- strange.

I finished getting undressed while she dims the lights starts a nothing massage. I'm not feeling it so after 5 min I flip myself. We agree to a NOVA for. 4 and I start roaming while she gets busy. I lift yo her shirt to get a glimpse of her natural C's but what intrigues me more is the top of a rose tat popping out of her waist line. I unsnap and unzip her jeans to find a large flower tat on a perfectly flat stomach and I tug on the panties to find a perfectly smooth cooch below that.

We started negotiating for a closer look but she starts to get shy and says mamas doesn't allow. I offer her. 8 and she agrees and makes me promise not to tell anyone. What she does next is simply amazing. She pulls her jeans down to her knees and the climbs on top with her feet above my shoulders. She then squats over me like she's taking and Asian piss and plants her pussy hard right on my face. At that point I'm penetrating her with my nose and licking the sweetest clit ever. I eating and trying to breathe for about ten minuted before I blow.

Damage. 4 house and. 8 tip.

I stopped by yesterday and asked for Angela. I was presented with a lady definitely not in her 30's so I asked if there was a girl with a rose tattoo. They said the owner got rid of her.

[MiRoad]

The best Oriental fournick8 is referring to is in Manassas. The one on gallows road is oriental nature. I am guessing he got the names mixed up. He is probably referring to oriental nature on gallows road.

My bad. Yes, it's Oriental Nature NOT Best Oriental where I saw Amy.

[FloorHump422]

Ok, the cat is out of the bag so to speak. I withheld Tina's location, not for selfish reasons, but too somehow protect her. Several senior members have PM'd me and I gladly provided the information to those interested but I didn't want mongers crowding what is essentially not an AMP.


Unlike the Chinese -overstay tourist visa- learned the massage trade in Flushing -girls you usually find in AMPs, Tina is a real person with a real business, and a real family here in NOVA. She is also the nicest lady you could meet. If you see her treat her nice.

If you wanted to protect her, why did you review her in the first place? People who were interested enough in seeing her would've done so after reading the original post about her.

[TheDrowned]

Smooth water spa just seemed to be an appropriate place for me to rehydrate so I opted in for an hour with Kiki.

Kiki is in her late 30's but that Asian magic and youth allows her to pass for late 20's. She has a personality that matches her looks. If you treat her well she will treat you well.

The massage she gives is good if you're looking for a medium pressure and the flip is even better as long as you're not looking for more than an upgraded NOVA. Kiki has an amazing body and a great rack. Got to nurse on her big nipples while FIV and she jerked me off to completion.

7 for the hour and. 6 tip. I left a happy man. Kiki is doll and worth remembering. Diamond flash is located in the same building and also worth exploring. I will definitely recommend a trial of both spas.

[AaronSweet2]

Based on the FOURNICK8 report I visited Best Oriental on Gallows Road. Was met by the an older, unattractive chubby woman who said she was my masseuse. I asked if she had someone younger and she called out Amy who popped out of another room and was a small, slim girl who looked like she was relatively young, but was wearing a mask. Went for her. In the room and off with my clothes. I asked her to take a mask off and she did, briefly, and looked to be late twenties or early thirties and pretty. She later claimed to be 26. The massage started with total concentration on my ass and teasing of my balls from behind. About 10 minutes of ass massage and she had me flip and with gestures and almost no English asked if I wanted her boobs, pulling out a pair of natural B cups as a preview. I said yes and she asked how much. I said I wanted DATY and she asked "good money"? We settled on one Benjamin. She was wearing tight pants and pulled them down below her knees, laid back on the table and I dined for a few minutes. Unshaven but clean- while reaching up and playing with her boobs. No FIV up to then. On my back and she oiled Johnson up for NOVA while I played with her unshaved pussy. As I got closer I put a finger in her very tight vagina and she allowed it. Finished up and was cleaned with a hot towel. She pulled out her phone with translation app and promised more next time, pointing to her mouth and then my cock. I said I would want more than that and she said yes. Not what FourNick8 got on his first visit but I might go back and see what she delivers next time. Amy was pretty, maybe 90 lbs or so with very firm legs and body and nice breasts, not to mention a very tight pussy. Before I left she gave me lots of hugs and kisses, mask still on, and said with app that next time there would be more. First time at this place and I couldn't find any other references to Best Oriental here or elsewhere. Only downside was she insisted on mask wearing, despite my telling her I was vaccinated and she claimed she had both shots also.

Did you mean off Centreville in Manassas?

The best Oriental fournick8 is referring to is in Manassas. The one on gallows road is oriental nature. I am guessing he got the names mixed up. He is probably referring to oriental nature on gallows road.

[Asphalt]

You made the right call. There is much chatter on the Escort thread that she is trans. I got nothing against trans, whatever floats your boat. But the problem is that she is not transparent about it. Her ad makes no mention of it. Even if she is post-ops trans, I think potential clients deserve to know.

A similar incident happened to me about six years ago (outside the NOVA area). I was not so lucky. I visited a provider who had great reviews on TER. When I walked in, I did not like the way she looked. I was second guessing myself as I counted the donation. But I was too chicken to walk out. I ended up going thru with it, and only realized that she may have been trans after the fact. When I dug deeper thru her reviews, I found that a few others have brought up the fact that she may be trans. That basically confirmed my suspicions. This was a learning lesson for me to trust my gut and to walk out whenever something doesn't feel right.

I saw this ad some time ago and passed on it. I don't like fake boobs and will not follow an ad if I have a question about it. An added benefit of that strategy is that trans providers all have fake boobs so I avoid trans by default. In the ad you posted Sarina mentions her size Ds but you don't get to see them at all. That was a big red flag for me and I even thought at the time she was trans. Hope this helps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sarina-best-service-747-9996-944-greek-amp-amp-amp-amp-rsquo-mdash-cim-mdash-msog/9836561.html

[PixelsAndGrids]

Based on the FOURNICK8 report I visited Best Oriental on Gallows Road. Was met by the an older, unattractive chubby woman who said she was my masseuse. I asked if she had someone younger and she called out Amy who popped out of another room and was a small, slim girl who looked like she was relatively young, but was wearing a mask. Went for her. In the room and off with my clothes. I asked her to take a mask off and she did, briefly, and looked to be late twenties or early thirties and pretty. She later claimed to be 26. The massage started with total concentration on my ass and teasing of my balls from behind. About 10 minutes of ass massage and she had me flip and with gestures and almost no English asked if I wanted her boobs, pulling out a pair of natural B cups as a preview. I said yes and she asked how much. I said I wanted DATY and she asked "good money"? We settled on one Benjamin. She was wearing tight pants and pulled them down below her knees, laid back on the table and I dined for a few minutes. Unshaven but clean- while reaching up and playing with her boobs. No FIV up to then. On my back and she oiled Johnson up for NOVA while I played with her unshaved pussy. As I got closer I put a finger in her very tight vagina and she allowed it. Finished up and was cleaned with a hot towel. She pulled out her phone with translation app and promised more next time, pointing to her mouth and then my cock. I said I would want more than that and she said yes. Not what FourNick8 got on his first visit but I might go back and see what she delivers next time. Amy was pretty, maybe 90 lbs or so with very firm legs and body and nice breasts, not to mention a very tight pussy. Before I left she gave me lots of hugs and kisses, mask still on, and said with app that next time there would be more. First time at this place and I couldn't find any other references to Best Oriental here or elsewhere. Only downside was she insisted on mask wearing, despite my telling her I was vaccinated and she claimed she had both shots also.

Did you mean off Centreville in Manassas?

[MiRoad]

Based on the FOURNICK8 report I visited Best Oriental on Gallows Road. Was met by the an older, unattractive chubby woman who said she was my masseuse. I asked if she had someone younger and she called out Amy who popped out of another room and was a small, slim girl who looked like she was relatively young, but was wearing a mask. Went for her. In the room and off with my clothes. I asked her to take a mask off and she did, briefly, and looked to be late twenties or early thirties and pretty. She later claimed to be 26. The massage started with total concentration on my ass and teasing of my balls from behind. About 10 minutes of ass massage and she had me flip and with gestures and almost no English asked if I wanted her boobs, pulling out a pair of natural B cups as a preview. I said yes and she asked how much. I said I wanted DATY and she asked "good money"? We settled on one Benjamin. She was wearing tight pants and pulled them down below her knees, laid back on the table and I dined for a few minutes. Unshaven but clean- while reaching up and playing with her boobs. No FIV up to then. On my back and she oiled Johnson up for NOVA while I played with her unshaved pussy. As I got closer I put a finger in her very tight vagina and she allowed it. Finished up and was cleaned with a hot towel. She pulled out her phone with translation app and promised more next time, pointing to her mouth and then my cock. I said I would want more than that and she said yes. Not what FourNick8 got on his first visit but I might go back and see what she delivers next time. Amy was pretty, maybe 90 lbs or so with very firm legs and body and nice breasts, not to mention a very tight pussy. Before I left she gave me lots of hugs and kisses, mask still on, and said with app that next time there would be more. First time at this place and I couldn't find any other references to Best Oriental here or elsewhere. Only downside was she insisted on mask wearing, despite my telling her I was vaccinated and she claimed she had both shots also.

[FourNick8]

Lots of mongers have a Crazy Baby Hua story here. Since I am now a contributing member I can share mine. I became interested in Baby Hua back in February when a fellow monger asked the board to help locate his long lost Purple Javier and several senior members helped him find Baby Hua but most with cautionary tales.

I walked into her AMP on a weekday morning right at 10:00 am. The door was wide open and I said hello but no-one was there. I notecard taped on the wall next to the left door said I'm in here do I knocked and slightly opened the door to find an old exercise bike and an unmade makeshift bed but no Hua. Another notecard on the desk said call me at this number. I called, she answered and said she was in the bathroom and would be right there. Two minutes later she arrives in a purple track suit with wet hair in a towel. I should have left then knowing she is sleeping in an office with no running water and taking French baths is a public restroom.

But I stayed. We went into the massage room where everything is purple (walls and sheets) and I told her I can only stay a HHR and she says OK $1.8 as she grabs my crotch and squeezes. No further negotiations needed. I strip and she leaves to get a bag. She returns, gives me BBJ to get hard then slips on the bag, takes off her purple sweatpants and jumps on the table. I spin her to the side for standing mish and enter her. She is unusually tight.

So I'm pounding her and she is just staring at the wall; very mechanical when suddenly she pushes me away, jumps off the table runs to my clothes hanging on the wall and grabs my phone. She says are you filming me and I say fuck no so she says unlock the phone. I reach over with my thumb to unlock and she swipes through the pics but nothing is there so I grab the phone back and say WTF. She is looking really stupid now and all she says you have 10 minutes left and gets back on the table.

I really pissed but that pussy is really tight so I hop on and start pounding as hard as I can. I'm starting to blow but I know the Viagra induced erection will stay that way so I pop without any overt expression or slowing down (an old trick I learned in Korea back in the "80's to get 2 pops out of a "10 Dolla no Holla" short time). I just kept pounding her until pop #2 comes and she says time up.

I lay on top of her with full body weight until she pushes me off and when I pulled out the bag slipped off and stayed in her pussy. When she raised up and the fluids spilled out on her purple sheets. While I cleaned up without her help and got dressed I watched her dab the purple sheets with tissue and straighten the bed. That is when I threw up a little in my mouth.

When most sessions are over you walk out the girls says something like "OK Honey come back soon". As I am leaving Hua asks me "are you a cop?

Crazy.

[Bob O Rama]

I made an appointment with Sarina for an hour massage and met her at her apartment. As the door opened, I see this giant Asian woman, over 6 feet tall. Her face was not real attractive and she had layers of makeup caked on her face. She was not curvy, just thick. I can't believe people have recommended her on this site. I had to walk out. The other girls sitting in the living room that she offered to get me to stay were petite and more attractive but I just wanted to get out of that apartment. Here's one of her ads:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...g/9836561.html

You made the right call. There is much chatter on the Escort thread that she is trans. I got nothing against trans, whatever floats your boat. But the problem is that she is not transparent about it. Her ad makes no mention of it. Even if she is post-ops trans, I think potential clients deserve to know.

A similar incident happened to me about six years ago (outside the NOVA area). I was not so lucky. I visited a provider who had great reviews on TER. When I walked in, I did not like the way she looked. I was second guessing myself as I counted the donation. But I was too chicken to walk out. I ended up going thru with it, and only realized that she may have been trans after the fact. When I dug deeper thru her reviews, I found that a few others have brought up the fact that she may be trans. That basically confirmed my suspicions. This was a learning lesson for me to trust my gut and to walk out whenever something doesn't feel right.

[FourNick8]

Hello my friends.

This is my 1st post, but I've been around this block for more than a minute.

I don't know anything about Tina #1, but I can solve the mystery of Tina #2. The info dates back to post 18442. Instead of elucidating, I was just going to give you a partial post number and a clue about the number 42 from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe," but some of you guys already seem tired of the scavenger hunt.

Tina #2 is a very nice lady. But you should know she is NOVA only and her nether region is more tightly guarded than Fort Knox.
Two Tina #2 tips:

1) If you don't like a baby oil scent, take your own bottle of oil or lotion to whomever you see. Problem solved.

2) Tina #2's shop is open on Sundays, but don't go see her that day. For personal reasons she cannot accommodate mongers.

I've seen her a couple of times a year over the last decade. While her massage skills are lacking, she provides a nice solomente paja.

Adios Amigos.

Ok, the cat is out of the bag so to speak. I withheld Tina's location, not for selfish reasons, but too somehow protect her. Several senior members have PM'd me and I gladly provided the information to those interested but I didn't want mongers crowding what is essentially not an AMP.


Unlike the Chinese -overstay tourist visa- learned the massage trade in Flushing -girls you usually find in AMPs, Tina is a real person with a real business, and a real family here in NOVA. She is also the nicest lady you could meet. If you see her treat her nice.

[Amalgamare 3]

I was in Tysons for a second time and could not reach anyone at Secret Temtations. I don't know what the "secret" is to being able to book there. I called FHOH spa and got an appointment with Adrianna. She is really hot and I would guess that she is in her 20's. Great time. This was my second visit at FHOH spa and first time with Adrianna. She stripped to her panties for me and let me get to third base. No other extras were available. I would be a regular if she was at a better location for me. Recommend.

Hey! Could you tell us more about Adrianna's looks? Interested in seeing a younger Latina.