Massage Parlor Reports

[Bob O Rama]

I made an appointment with Sarina for an hour massage and met her at her apartment. As the door opened, I see this giant Asian woman, over 6 feet tall. Her face was not real attractive and she had layers of makeup caked on her face. She was not curvy, just thick. I can't believe people have recommended her on this site. I had to walk out. The other girls sitting in the living room that she offered to get me to stay were petite and more attractive but I just wanted to get out of that apartment. Here's one of her ads:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...g/9836561.html

You made the right call. There is much chatter on the Escort thread that she is trans. I got nothing against trans, whatever floats your boat. But the problem is that she is not transparent about it. Her ad makes no mention of it. Even if she is post-ops trans, I think potential clients deserve to know.

A similar incident happened to me about six years ago (outside the NOVA area). I was not so lucky. I visited a provider who had great reviews on TER. When I walked in, I did not like the way she looked. I was second guessing myself as I counted the donation. But I was too chicken to walk out. I ended up going thru with it, and only realized that she may have been trans after the fact. When I dug deeper thru her reviews, I found that a few others have brought up the fact that she may be trans. That basically confirmed my suspicions. This was a learning lesson for me to trust my gut and to walk out whenever something doesn't feel right.

[FourNick8]

Hello my friends.

This is my 1st post, but I've been around this block for more than a minute.

I don't know anything about Tina #1, but I can solve the mystery of Tina #2. The info dates back to post 18442. Instead of elucidating, I was just going to give you a partial post number and a clue about the number 42 from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe," but some of you guys already seem tired of the scavenger hunt.

Tina #2 is a very nice lady. But you should know she is NOVA only and her nether region is more tightly guarded than Fort Knox.
Two Tina #2 tips:

1) If you don't like a baby oil scent, take your own bottle of oil or lotion to whomever you see. Problem solved.

2) Tina #2's shop is open on Sundays, but don't go see her that day. For personal reasons she cannot accommodate mongers.

I've seen her a couple of times a year over the last decade. While her massage skills are lacking, she provides a nice solomente paja.

Adios Amigos.

Ok, the cat is out of the bag so to speak. I withheld Tina's location, not for selfish reasons, but too somehow protect her. Several senior members have PM'd me and I gladly provided the information to those interested but I didn't want mongers crowding what is essentially not an AMP.


Unlike the Chinese -overstay tourist visa- learned the massage trade in Flushing -girls you usually find in AMPs, Tina is a real person with a real business, and a real family here in NOVA. She is also the nicest lady you could meet. If you see her treat her nice.

[Amalgamare 3]

I was in Tysons for a second time and could not reach anyone at Secret Temtations. I don't know what the "secret" is to being able to book there. I called FHOH spa and got an appointment with Adrianna. She is really hot and I would guess that she is in her 20's. Great time. This was my second visit at FHOH spa and first time with Adrianna. She stripped to her panties for me and let me get to third base. No other extras were available. I would be a regular if she was at a better location for me. Recommend.

Hey! Could you tell us more about Adrianna's looks? Interested in seeing a younger Latina.

[FourNick8]

I appreciate the reviews, but honestly, these don't pass the sniff test for me. The odds that you would find 100% success, 4 out of 4 times for BBFSCIP at AMPs, with that type of response from each, sounds more like a story than an experience.

Where did you read that I wrote 4 out of 4? I've visited over 50 this last year and was only sharing 4 of those in the post. [Deleted by Admin]

[LoveTheCurves]

I made an appointment with Sarina for an hour massage and met her at her apartment. As the door opened, I see this giant Asian woman, over 6 feet tall. Her face was not real attractive and she had layers of makeup caked on her face. She was not curvy, just thick. I can't believe people have recommended her on this site. I had to walk out. The other girls sitting in the living room that she offered to get me to stay were petite and more attractive but I just wanted to get out of that apartment. Here's one of her ads:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...g/9836561.html

[FourNick8]

Visited Sunshine last week in the early afternoon. Its a relatively new place right off business 234. Walked in and was greeted by the thin 30 something Chinese girl wearing white jeans (I always considered them ***** jeans) and a red button down shirt. Believe she said her name was Angela. The place was dead and she appeared to be the only one there. She checks my temp then leads me to a room where I ask for an hour and give her. 6. She returns, hands me a Jackson back and says a HHR is better- strange.

I finished getting undressed while she dims the lights starts a nothing massage. I'm not feeling it so after 5 min I flip myself. We agree to a NOVA for. 4 and I start roaming while she gets busy. I lift yo her shirt to get a glimpse of her natural C's but what intrigues me more is the top of a rose tat popping out of her waist line. I unsnap and unzip her jeans to find a large flower tat on a perfectly flat stomach and I tug on the panties to find a perfectly smooth cooch below that.

We started negotiating for a closer look but she starts to get shy and says mamas doesn't allow. I offer her. 8 and she agrees and makes me promise not to tell anyone. What she does next is simply amazing. She pulls her jeans down to her knees and the climbs on top with her feet above my shoulders. She then squats over me like she's taking and Asian piss and plants her pussy hard right on my face. At that point I'm penetrating her with my nose and licking the sweetest clit ever. I eating and trying to breathe for about ten minuted before I blow.

Damage. 4 house and. 8 tip.

[CoolWays]

I appreciate the reviews, but honestly, these don't pass the sniff test for me. The odds that you would find 100% success, 4 out of 4 times for BBFSCIP at AMPs, with that type of response from each, sounds more like a story than an experience.

Is this the place on Ballsford Road next to the Sub Shop?

[PixelsAndGrids]

I appreciate the reviews, but honestly, these don't pass the sniff test for me. The odds that you would find 100% success, 4 out of 4 times for BBFSCIP at AMPs, with that type of response from each, sounds more like a story than an experience.

I'm getting that story vibe after reading post5212133 about Soft Touch. Obviously YMMV.

[SolomenTepaja]

Hello my friends.

This is my 1st post, but I've been around this block for more than a minute.

I don't know anything about Tina #1, but I can solve the mystery of Tina #2. The info dates back to post 18442. Instead of elucidating, I was just going to give you a partial post number and a clue about the number 42 from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Universe," but some of you guys already seem tired of the scavenger hunt.

Tina #2 is a very nice lady. But you should know she is NOVA only and her nether region is more tightly guarded than Fort Knox.
Two Tina #2 tips:

1) If you don't like a baby oil scent, take your own bottle of oil or lotion to whomever you see. Problem solved.

2) Tina #2's shop is open on Sundays, but don't go see her that day. For personal reasons she cannot accommodate mongers.

I've seen her a couple of times a year over the last decade. While her massage skills are lacking, she provides a nice solomente paja.

Adios Amigos.

There is a nail spa in Brookfield Plaza, Springfield with a Viet lady who gives massages. It's called T K nails and during the week I don't think I've ever seen a client there getting her nails done. Tina is an older, pudgy but not fat lady who will take you to a very small back room where you will lay on a marginally comfortable table. She does a lighter massage that's little more than a constant circular rubbing as she circles your body again and again. She has used the same CD music for years and it kind of gives you a POW prison kind of vibe if you've seen her a few times. She allows OTC roaming and maybe you'll get some boob out of her if she like you but she wears bullet proof garments so getting to the kitty won't happen. If you're looking for young skinny girls who might give some kind of oral or FS she is definitely not your gal. She does seem to like the finish and that makes it mild fun. I haven't seen her in years because she uses baby oil and the smell is tough to get off.

This week I saw two completely different Tina's. Both were mentioned in this forum in the last month. I won't give the location details.

Tina #2.

Walked into her salon to find her with a customer They are talking women shit while finishing the manicure and Tina tells her she has been here since 1990 and married to a Chinese man for 30 years. When the manicure is finished Tina leads me over to the massage room. It's a small room crowded with oils and waxing stuff. I ask for an hour and she tells me to undress and leaves.

[PSmith0380]

Mongering has been tough this year with COVID, but I have has four memorial experiences with BBFSCIP all on the first visit and at regular market rates. These were not one-offs as I got the same treatment on repeat visits.

Soft Touch Springfield.

Walked in one weekday afternoon and asked for a half hour. I declined the table shower and sauna due to time constraints. She starts the massage but after five min I tell her all I want to do is eat her pussy. She agrees and with no mention of money other than "you take care of me?" So she strips and lays sideways on the table while I kneel down and go to town.

She is really getting into it so I stand up and start to do a pussy slide while bending over her to nurse. After a few dozen slides she purposely arches her back and hips and my dick slides inside. I stop while still inside her, stand up straight and look straight into her eyes. She just says fuck me so I start pumping away. If feels really good and I am holding back BUT the doorbell rings and she says "I have to get the door". That was all it took and I nutted inside; she jumps off the table throws on her Daisy Dukes a T-shirt and sandals and runs out of the room just as the bell goes off a second time.

She comes back in a few and strips, lays on the table legs spread knees up and asks if I want to finish. I jump on and after 10 more minutes and get a second pop. House. 6 and tip $. 2.

Best Oriental Manassas.

I had read reports about this place so I walked in, asked for half hour and paid the house. 4. I got undressed but instead of laying on the table I just sat in the chair. She came back in and walked right over to me so I gave her a hug while seated and just pulled her sweets down to her knees revealing a full Chinese Bush. From there it was off to the races. BBBJ, FI her A, and BBFSCIP. Tip was $..

I appreciate the reviews, but honestly, these don't pass the sniff test for me. The odds that you would find 100% success, 4 out of 4 times for BBFSCIP at AMPs, with that type of response from each, sounds more like a story than an experience.

[PSmith0380]

I decided to reach out to this provider today based off of the pics and the reviews. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fairfax/9733442.html.

Post says Arisa, however all my searches say she went by Alyssa in the past. I reached out to her and she responded immediately and gave me the ok and location. It's an apartment. I show up and enter the apartment and taken to a room, offered shower and then the table (right next to a king size bed). She asks for 1. 2 upfront. I was a little confused and the dummy I am did not ask what does that include and I just give it to her. Anyway, I lay down and she starts with some hot oils massaging the lower half, after about 5 min she is already doing the tease and digging into the goods. After about 10 min I decide myself to flip and get to business. I asked for FS and she said how much, considering I dropped what I did already I offered up the difference of the standard or going rate and she laughed. I questioned her laugh and she replied with maybe for 5. I laughed at her and was like damn am I that ugly LOL. But seriously I was looking for a good time, but not for that. I proceeded to haggle I just ended up with her removing all of her clothes and allowed roaming everywhere and some nursing. Her photos are real, young maybe late 20's, I am not the best judge when it comes to guessing the age of an asian lady, however she was beautiful, tight and firm body, beautiful face (no mask), chest was maybe a B cup and a small ass. So the damage was 1. 2 + . 8 tip.

After the pop she proceeded to massage and seemed maybe she would allow MP but I was already drained before going..

I cross referenced the phone number on TER, 3 reviews are horrible. Surprised you still gave it a shot. Hard pass for me.

[FourNick8]

You don't include the locations on your previous review, but do for this one. I don't understand it. You should at least be consistent. LOL.

I don't understand why you are badgering me for info I don't want to give. Just read my post and enjoy.

[FloorHump422]

Mongering has been tough this year with COVID, but I have has four memorial experiences with BBFSCIP all on the first visit and at regular market rates. These were not one-offs as I got the same treatment on repeat visits.

You don't include the locations on your previous review, but do for this one. I don't understand it. You should at least be consistent. LOL.

[WalkerC]

As far as I know the purpose of this forum is to share dreams that we've had so that we can all be more knowledgeable about the current scene. So why have a post and say "I won't give the location details?" Why make everyone who's interested (I personally am not) have to go on the hunt? And for a Nova handshake? Maybe I'm wrong, but isn't that a little strange / inconvenient? Why even bother posting it if you don't want to mention where the place is located? Feel free to chime in if I'm missing something here.

I agree with your post. But I got the feeling he wanted us to play the "who am I?" game. I think he was planning on telling us in a day or 2. But I agree just give the damn location.

[FourNick8]

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