Massage Parlor Reports

**RockChalk** · 04-21-21 02:49

Was in the area with some free time, so I thought I would stop at Orchid on Aurora on the corner of 46th for the first time. Hoping to see Angela, who I had read so much about over the last couple of years.

Show up and a reasonably attractive masked woman in what I guess to be her 30's greets me following the doorbell ring. She asked me to take off my shoes at the door (which seemed more Japanese than Chinese) and asks how long. I tell her an hour and give her $60.

We go back to the room, I get undressed and lay my not-so svelte naked body face down with no towel. She comes in and asked if I had been there before, I say no, but a friend told me to come. I asked if Angela still works there and she said no. I ask her name and she says "April".

She puts her cellphone on the table right next to my damn ear with it blaring some Asian music. Very annoying. At times, she kinda sings, kinda hums along with the song. Also annoying. JoJo from Tulip used to sing to me and that was sexy. THIS was not!

Less than 15 minutes into a mediocre massage, she starts teasing my balls and running her fingers up and down my ass crack. She then tells me to flip over. I say that it was a quick flip and remind her that I paid for an hour. She points to my cock and asks what I want.

She asks if I want a blowjob and I say sure, how much? $100. I laughed! "$100 usually gets me and then I make the universal pelvic thrusting sex motion. " She said that is $160. I said no thanks, how about just a and then give jackoff hand motion.

She tells me that she has a customer waiting and that I would need to change it to a 30-minute massage. I doubted there was another customer because I didn't hear the doorbell ring and she also never left the room once she started the lame massage. I let her know I wasn't happy with cutting my visit in half.

She tries to convince me to let her jack me off, then have me just wait in the room until she services the other monger, then she will come back and finish the massage. Um, no. She says that we can fuck for $100, but I don't get to wait while she does unspeakables to the "alleged" monger. I reluctantly agreed.

So, for $100 I get to fuck a marginally attractive woman with surprising big tits hidden under a frumpy, non-sexy dress. This will be good, right? Wrong.

She won't take her dress off, just pulls it up to kinda show her large melons. Trouble is, the dress keeps falling down and hiding them from view, so I just see her little mommy pooch belly as she bounces up and down on my cock in CG.

We do that for awhile, but I am not enjoying things because she is obviously trying to get me to cum in record time. Like it was a game show and she would win a prize if I cum in 5 minutes or less! So, I have her get off and then we move to Mish.

Fuck her that way for a bit, then I decide to move to doggy. Pound her in doggy for a bit and she keeps asking me to cum, which doesn't help.

I decide that I want to lay back down and just have her blow me. Dreadful fucking blowjob bedause she seems to be pissed that I haven't cum yet and she decides to take it out on my penis. She alternates sucking so hard that it hurts with a handjob that bordered on "penis assault. ".

I tell her to just stop because she is just ruining the experience. She, her professional sex skills being insulted, gets stubborn and is now determined to make me cum. I tell her to slow down the motion and finally she gets me to where I need to go.

Afterward, she keeps wanting to talk to me about next time. She also says the mysterious other monger left. Yeah, sure he did. She then tells me that Angela will be back in 10 days. I mumble that there won't be a next time. And there won't be.

I don't have as much money as a lot of other mongers, so I need to maximize my pleasure-to-dollar ratio! Horrible customer service like April's is not going to get me to come back to Orchid!

Sorry for the long rant of a post, but I went in hoping for something memorable and I walked out with an experience that was utterly forgettable!

Rock Chalk.

**Rex Hughes** · 04-21-21 01:15

Originally Posted by TomaIn [View Original Post]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/195451 Decided to try a private session vs an AMP. Mixed results. The photos are accurate but deceptive. She looks taller in the pics. About 5'2". Nice curves b / c cup and shaved. She has a studio in a decent apartment building. Easy to find. Texting was very easy. She speaks good English. I think she is Indian (dot not feather). Apartment is very clean and no signs of demons. Her focus is on the massage and she was very good at it. I suspect she has had professional training at some point. She will offer a shower before and after if you want to use it. I elected for the full VIP for $$. 4 . She did a good Swedish massage and then before the flip did a few min of B2 B. The flip was ok. Added a cover and did a few min on CBJ. Then she climbed aboard for CG. She wasn't tight but also not sloppy. After a bit, we went to MISH and then I put her on her side for the finish.

The bad part. She barely made any noise. Her girls must be real sensitive as she only allowed very light touching of them and held them most times to keep them from bouncing.

I would repeat for the massage but not pay the full VIP. Never felt rushed and got the full hour. I didn't ask but I don't think bare or greek are on the table with her. YMMV.

I'd love to see a hot East Indian!

Sounds like Karen's service is meh, though.

**ItssHHuk** · 04-21-21 00:26

Originally Posted by Flyer99 [View Original Post]

Shangri La booker says HE only from now on. No more FS girls.

Which one of you fucked that up LOL.

Was booker only saying that for current girl or will that option change if other girls come back?

**TomaIn** · 04-20-21 20:53

https://seattle.rubratings.com/195451 Decided to try a private session vs an AMP. Mixed results. The photos are accurate but deceptive. She looks taller in the pics. About 5'2". Nice curves b / c cup and shaved. She has a studio in a decent apartment building. Easy to find. Texting was very easy. She speaks good English. I think she is Indian (dot not feather). Apartment is very clean and no signs of demons. Her focus is on the massage and she was very good at it. I suspect she has had professional training at some point. She will offer a shower before and after if you want to use it. I elected for the full VIP for $$. 4 . She did a good Swedish massage and then before the flip did a few min of B2 B. The flip was ok. Added a cover and did a few min on CBJ. Then she climbed aboard for CG. She wasn't tight but also not sloppy. After a bit, we went to MISH and then I put her on her side for the finish.

The bad part. She barely made any noise. Her girls must be real sensitive as she only allowed very light touching of them and held them most times to keep them from bouncing.

I would repeat for the massage but not pay the full VIP. Never felt rushed and got the full hour. I didn't ask but I don't think bare or greek are on the table with her. YMMV.

**JMirage** · 04-20-21 12:54

Originally Posted by DrTraveler [View Original Post]

Then she knelt down, lowered her mask, and did this weird move in which she pinned my cock up tight against my body, spread my scrotum tight, and started poking with her tongue right in the middle. I almost laughed it was so comical. She didn't come near anything resembling a BBBJ. After 1 minute of this uncomfortable exercise, I stopped her, got up, and asked her to go get Lucy.

Oh well, now I've got to find another gem in the area! The search continues!

You are now responsible for naming that strange move.

**DrTraveler** · 04-20-21 11:53

I had recently written about Lucy at Rainier spa, who was fantastic for the first two visits, and others have confirmed with reports on their own. Lucy told me that a new woman was arriving last week named Judy. I asked Lucy if Judy was as fun and open as she was and Lucy said YES! I arrived and Judy brought me back into the room. She's in her late 40's or early 50's, ok body, but the warning signs of a very bad session were immediately apparent. She was fully clothed in a conservative dress and full pantyhose. I paid the 60 fee for the hour and made sure that she saw the tip that was waiting. She began a shitty massage and the mask didn't come off. After 15 minutes of a lackluster light massage, I asked if it was ok to flip and she nodded yes. She then asked what I wanted and I said "everything. " I gave a 140 tip. She balked at the possibility of no condom (VERY different from Lucy who slipped it right in uncovered). She returned and produced a bottle of alcohol that she used to spray my hands and junk. Then she knelt down, lowered her mask, and did this weird move in which she pinned my cock up tight against my body, spread my scrotum tight, and started poking with her tongue right in the middle. I almost laughed it was so comical. She didn't come near anything resembling a BBBJ. After 1 minute of this uncomfortable exercise, I stopped her, got up, and asked her to go get Lucy. Eventually Lucy came in and asked for another full fee to start over again. I got dressed and left.

You win some, you lose some. I guess it highlights two things that have been the subjects of recent discussion. One is that you can never assume that the extras will be similar with different women at the same spa. The other is that the quality of service often declines after you start visiting more regularly.

Oh well, now I've got to find another gem in the area! The search continues!

**TikuTaku** · 04-20-21 11:41

Hi all,

Given the options in Lynnwood and Everett I'm curious about recs (TS+actual massage+ 30).

So far I've seen Golden, VIP, Airport, and Evergreen as best options. Given everyone seems to change jobs weekly what would you recommend?

PMs are welcome!

Thanks.

**JMirage** · 04-20-21 11:18

Originally Posted by Flyer99 [View Original Post]

Shangri La booker says HE only from now on. No more FS girls.

Which one of you fucked that up LOL.

Not I! I just want the top less HE from an actual hot young one. I heard the hot ones from Lazy Cat are gone too. Thinking about confirming, but haven't had the chance yet.

**AussieFury** · 04-20-21 10:39

Decided to see Ella, the girl I hadn't met at DoC in Auburn. She's also young (20's) and VERY cute. Pretty good English, very sweet and giggly. Started with draping me. Uh oh. Pretty good massage but with ZERO hints at teasing at all. Seemed receptive to light OTC caressing for me during massage on her legs etc. On the flip, re-draped and stayed far away from the hot zone. At the end I pointed and implied wanting HE and she said "Sorry I no do. ".

I also learned that the boss doesn't like HE happening there, so do not text the main spa number asking for extras (duh -- you should never do that anyway).

So it seems the boss wants this place to be legit, so keep things quiet until you're in the room with the provider. Too bad about Ella. I'd have been a solid regular.

**JMirage** · 04-20-21 08:54

Originally Posted by ItssHHuk [View Original Post]

Shirley has been long gone. Stopped replying to texts shortly after leaving Shangri-la. She was definitely one of my favorites.

Where can I find anyone even close to her body??

**JMirage** · 04-20-21 08:52

Originally Posted by VViley [View Original Post]

Which place is this? Do you have an address / intersection?

Everett Mall Way & 7th Ave SE. This one is on the North side of Everett Mall Way, there is one close on the S Side, very reliable HE, but all older ladies.

**HiYolomi** · 04-20-21 03:21

Anyone have any intel on Mimi at Harmony? Looks, service, worth it? She seems like the only one near Seattle that does FS with huge boobs. Let me know if I'm missing someone!

**Flyer99** · 04-20-21 01:14

Shangri La booker says HE only from now on. No more FS girls.

Which one of you fucked that up LOL.

**VViley** · 04-20-21 00:55

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Walked in and there was the super old lady, she's DTF, but not my thing. Asked for another girl and I got a very pretty one. Asked for medium, it was a pretty hard medium, so good for an actual massage. On the flip I asked her what her name was, she said "Cum", mid to late 30's, curvy with huge books. Got the HE and she had no problem with me playing girls UTC. Standard rate, standard tip. She was fun and playful. I can recommend if you're just wanting the HE type, just don't get stuck with the old lady.

Which place is this? Do you have an address / intersection?

**ItssHHuk** · 04-20-21 00:42

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

I went there in November and saw Shirley, she had the best body out of any AMP worker I have ever seen. Young, 20's, natural Cs, skinny and nice massage with top less HE. I understand she is no longer there and I am wondering if anyone who had the pleasure of working with her knew of anyone else with a similar body. She is in my spank bank, and I'm super frustrated that I didn't go back before she departed. I hope she's back some day.

Shirley has been long gone. Stopped replying to texts shortly after leaving Shangri-la. She was definitely one of my favorites.