Massage Parlor Reports

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Kept seeing ads in the NoVa section for an AMP off of Jeff D Highway. Stafford Wellness suite #113 is the place and it's slightly across from Best Massage in Stafford.

The place is in a pretty busy strip shopping center. The windows are dark and inconspicuous yet still leaves a vibe when going in and out due to high traffic. Went in and met Jenny. Looks cute in her tank top with cleavage showing. Glasses add a sexy little vibe to her 5'1 ish frame. Paid. 7 for the hour. TS was nice because she made sure all the nooks and crannies we very, very clean. Ended up playing with the underside front and back during the TS. After, back to the room, she gives a pretty decent massage.

Main event ended up with a lot of finger teasing and rimming. She will give you a prostate massage if you want. Not me, tried it once, it ain't me bro! Anyways, after a lot of rimming, comes the flip. All that was offered from her was a HJ. She wouldn't budge. She did say ask for Cindy next time. She says she has different skills to share that are more to my liking. Bummed but appreciated the tip. She kept doing some stroking thing thing with my ass and balls that wasn't doing it for me. Did some jackhammer thing to shaft. She was trying but she just wasn't getting it right for me. Also, her tits looked good with the bra and when she pulled it down, the padding was apparent. Lost points in false advertising. Over all, decent time just not one I will repeat. Tipped. 8 for the rimming. Total out the door $. 5.

[PilotAviator]

It is less beautiful.

I visited the Burke Garden on a day that turned out to be quite busy for them.

I was treated nice, I received an OK massage, and my session was not shorted.

However, my usually beautifully edged Garden was more utilitarian this visit. I am choosing to believe that a busier than usual studio resulted in the MT finishing with high-speed effectiveness which for me marred her usual art and my true satisfaction.

Standard rates and tips.

Always be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

[Asphalt]

Circumstances left me in the vicinity of Annandale recently with a short window for a massage. I tried Two Sisters years ago when it first opened but haven't been back due to the introduction of upselling. This particular afternoon I gave it another shot and hiked up the stairs to knock on the door. Sorry I didn't get her name but a middle aged woman (Chinese?) with a kind face and a completely unsuggestive nurse-like uniform led me to the table. Her massage technique was fairly good but not the kind you want if you really need some help after a hard workout. She covered the entire back and legs with good pressure, and kept the enthusiasm going for the whole time. Of course I dropped enough hints that I was looking for more but she evaded my hands without getting visibly pissed off. Fortunately for me (I was really taking a chance by getting this massage) she used unscented oil and not very much of it. She also took directions well enough, harder her / gentler there, and really did seem concerned that I was getting a good massage.

On the flip the towel disappeared and she asked if I wanted relief. I told her yes but that I also wanted her to take her clothes off. At first she resisted anything along those lines but before long relented to unbuttoning the nurse outfit and letting me at a nice pair of natural Cs with big nipples. If there is a next time soon enough for her to remember me I'm sure I will get a bit more, but for that visit I got a nice slow ending from a kind lady that wasn't pushing me out the door. No annoying upselling but I think the first visit is a test of my demeanor and my tipping generosity. . 7 to the house and. 6 to her. I might repeat if I get curious.

[DmvMonger]

Popped in to see Amy recently. I'd seen her a couple times before and she said she remembered me. Who knows. She's an attractive 30's Thai that delivers a solid massage. She's got a nice rack and aims to please, no pun intended. I went for an hour. She worked out the kinks, and I negotiated CBJ on the flip. She really got into it, should have sought BBBJ in hindsight. Anyway as I was about to pop, I pulled off the wrapper and blew on her tits. She giggled and went to clean up. She came back, cleaned me up. We chit chatted for a few minutes and I was on my way. Total damage $$. Here's her ad: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9768491.html.

[Jtaznteck]

From your review of Katie, I took the following points: she is special, she likes you, and she has a special menu for the guys she likes. She just likes your money. Her acting like you are special has you coming back regularly and paying $80 for a hand job and a crappy massage.

A few years ago I could have written that review. I thought I was special. So special that she wanted to date me. I quickly found out that the only thing that was special to her is money, and she wanted as much as she could get as fast as possible. Not trying to rain on your parade, see the situation for what it is, a 1 hour rental. Just don't kid yourself that it is anything else.

No worries. I've been in the game long enough and have seen this sort of thing come and go. Don't fall in love with the providers and remember your time and experience is a transaction. You'll notice I called everything a service, not love. But usually enthusiastic service is good service, and Katie has that.

[Mustang946]

SO not sure who posted this, I took the plunge to visit as well. Pink is the old Alice (for long time mongers). She probably owns some of the thai escort business and she has been reviewed many times. I'm a young guy so she never worked for me.

I was the original poster. I've been doing this since the mid-nineties and this is the first time I've met her by any name. I'm an older guy so she's fine for me.

[SexyD]

From your review of Katie, I took the following points: she is special, she likes you, and she has a special menu for the guys she likes. She just likes your money. Her acting like you are special has you coming back regularly and paying $80 for a hand job and a crappy massage.

A few years ago I could have written that review. I thought I was special. So special that she wanted to date me. I quickly found out that the only thing that was special to her is money, and she wanted as much as she could get as fast as possible. Not trying to rain on your parade, see the situation for what it is, a 1 hour rental. Just don't kid yourself that it is anything else.

Hey everyone,

Been a long time lurker and wanted to make some contributions.

Papaya Therapy (Annandale): This would probably be my normal spot in NOVA, I've been here 6 or so times and all to see Katie. She's a late 30's, early 40's Korean lady with man-made Cs. Still very pretty in my opinion and a great body. No stick-thin Asian with a flabby belly, she is quite toned. Her English is quite good, so you shouldn't have any issues communicating with her. She does a so-so massage, but makes it comfortable and is open to chatting. On the flip, no need to negotiate. Frankly, my first time there, we didn't even talk about services, she just led the way. She immediately took off her clothes and started the sensual touch. No mouth action, but she seemed to very much enjoy the stripper slide, which I find hard to get in standard NOVA joints. If she likes you, she'll even let you DATY. Suffice to say it all ends in a fantastic NOVA. She takes it slow and I have never been rushed by her. Treat her well guys, she's a real one. As always, YMMV, I cannot stress this enough. Be hygienic, be nice, treat them like people, and you'll probably get better service. My typical damage at this place is. 6 (house) + .8 (tip). Looks: 7. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

[Samizza]

She did ask for $200 on top of $120. I told her that I wanted everything and when told of the $200 FS surcharge politely told her that all I had total was $200 and would go elsewhere. That worked for me. The DATY was part of the FS. She does not do BBBJ. I think she, and others, asks for the $200 as an opening bid.

SO not sure who posted this, I took the plunge to visit as well. Pink is the old Alice (for long time mongers). She probably owns some of the thai escort business and she has been reviewed many times. I'm a young guy so she never worked for me.

[TheOuroboros]

Stopped by smooth water spa for an evening of relaxation and decided to try out the new girl YuYu. She's an attractive 30 year old Chinese girl with long black hair done up with bangs. Massage was was standard and ending was happy. She allowed me to do some under the clothes roaming and feel up her lovely Cs. Smooth water is a place that offers a very limited menu but the ladies who work there are young and attractive so it's always a decent place to visit when I want just a massage and nova finish.


House .7

Tip .6

[Tomk2323]

This is a perfect first post! Thanks for the info.

Hey everyone,

Been a long time lurker and wanted to make some contributions.

Papaya Therapy (Annandale): This would probably be my normal spot in NOVA, I've been here 6 or so times and all to see Katie. She's a late 30's, early 40's Korean lady with man-made Cs. Still very pretty in my opinion and a great body. No stick-thin Asian with a flabby belly, she is quite toned. Her English is quite good, so you shouldn't have any issues communicating with her. She does a so-so massage, but makes it comfortable and is open to chatting. On the flip, no need to negotiate. Frankly, my first time there, we didn't even talk about services, she just led the way. She immediately took off her clothes and started the sensual touch. No mouth action, but she seemed to very much enjoy the stripper slide, which I find hard to get in standard NOVA joints. If she likes you, she'll even let you DATY. Suffice to say it all ends in a fantastic NOVA. She takes it slow and I have never been rushed by her. Treat her well guys, she's a real one. As always, YMMV, I cannot stress this enough. Be hygienic, be nice, treat them like people, and you'll probably get better service. My typical damage at this place is. 6 (house) + .8 (tip). Looks: 7. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

Best Therapeutic (Chantilly): I took the plunge with the much-reviewed Lucy here, and my experience is generally the same. She's also a middle-aged Korean lady, sharp features, but prettier than her age. To me, she's not a bombshell like some other posts say. On the flip side, her body is truly tight. Her English is great. So-so massage, and she's a chatter. She's up front with the price of her services, and will only negotiate a little. Services included BBBJ, DATY, and CFS, and she had a lot of enthusiasm. Big ding on Lucy is that it's just very expensive. My damage was. 8 (house) + .180 (tip). You can go to agencies like AG for prices like that. Now she did provide comparable service, but I'm just not used to dropping that much at an AMP. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

McLean Cream Sensual Spa (McLean): I haven't been here in a while, but my fave was Bella. She left for a few months, but I heard she's back now, so this report should still be relevant. Bella is a middle-aged Korean lady (I really have a type), probably in her mid-40's. She has an average build and pretty face, especially for her age. But I guarantee that you're not looking anywhere except her chest. She has the most bountiful set of natural double Ds, maybe Es. If you're looking for an all-natural incredibly busty girl who isn't straight-up thick like Fairfax Nikki, Bella is your go-to. She's a friendly girl, but is definitely realistic about the prices she can charge. Services I've had with her are DATY and a solid NOVA. She won't rush you, but she also doesn't get super into it. Don't get me wrong, she's not going to be bored and look at her phone, but she won't moan your name and beg for your cock. Looks: 6 without boobs, 8 with boobs. Enthusiasm of Service: 6.

Garden Spa (Fairfax): Only been here once. I had heard it was a good spot for FS in an AMP. I drew Sara, who is a late-20's, early-30's Korean lady. She had a decent face, solid body, natural Bs, but nothing particularly special to write home about. She was a hard negotiator, which always puts a crimp in my erection. She started off high and continued to upsell. I ended up with BBBJ and a sub-par NOVA. Even worse, the BBBJ was probably 4 minutes, and that was with me making her go back down. If she ran the session, she'd stop at the 45 second mark. That probably gives you an idea of her enthusiasm. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 3.

Hope this helps some gents.

[LukeSmyt21]

I, too, have felt paranoid waiting for the go-ahead at some CSs, but I think it's mostly imagined. Someone sitting in their car isn't suspicious. You could be waiting for someone to come out to give them a ride, or a whole host of other reasons. I think the risk of suspicion is increased, however, if you make prolonged eye-contact with residents, which it sounds like you did.

Nah, I was wearing my sunglasses and never stare. I think the problem was that since my car was a newer model, it tended to stand out amongst the cars around it which were much older Honda Civics and such. Its been a few years now so more fun is coming. Cheers!

[FloorHump422]

I ran into a similar situation back a few years ago in Centerville. The location was a complex that looked heavily Asian and Latino. As I was waiting for the previous monger to finish up, I sat in my car until she (or her handler) called me back to say it was ok and to give me the apt number. As I sat there, there were a few older Asian couples who walked back / forth and gave me the strangest looks as well as a mother with her child playing nearby, who kept watching me. That or I was really neurotically paranoid that day. I finally called them back and called it off and found another provider close by and had an ok time. I hadn't done my homework to properly vest a backup but it fit the need at that time.

I've also had the case where I got bad directions and wandered around a complex. And when I asked (I was a newb at the time) about the person, I only got a bad look from the older gentlemen who I had asked. I guess he knew what was up as he gave me clear instructions right to the provider's door. I've since learned much both from past mistakes as these as well as from the forum here.

Stay safe and be nice to the ladies!

I, too, have felt paranoid waiting for the go-ahead at some CSs, but I think it's mostly imagined. Someone sitting in their car isn't suspicious. You could be waiting for someone to come out to give them a ride, or a whole host of other reasons. I think the risk of suspicion is increased, however, if you make prolonged eye-contact with residents, which it sounds like you did.

[Member #6872]

I had been travelling for a couple of days and had a long drive ahead of me. I was thinking that a LMT would be a nice thing before heading south.

Extras are nice but not always necessary.

Their location is in a business park. I always like this – it feels safe and discreet.

The mamasan was quick and led me to a room. Shortly after a woman in her mid-30's entered. Big surprise her name was Lilly. $80 was the house fee for an hour.

Got a great table massage. She asked for permission to clean the fellas and was very detailed. Lots of attention. Both front and back were very clean when she was done. I could have stayed there all day.

After drying off she took me a sauna in the next room. I could hear her cleaning up the TS room. This place is really clean.

Back to the room. The rooms are real rooms. Not curtains. I like that.

She gave such a great massage. It was just terrific. On the flip, she took care of a growing problem. My hands roamed but she did not make an effort to make it easy for me to cop a feel. Nevertheless all was taken care of. Cleaned up and then another 20 minutes or so of a rub down.

Tip was $60.

Very happy.

[Jtaznteck]

Hey everyone,

Been a long time lurker and wanted to make some contributions.

Papaya Therapy (Annandale): This would probably be my normal spot in NOVA, I've been here 6 or so times and all to see Katie. She's a late 30's, early 40's Korean lady with man-made Cs. Still very pretty in my opinion and a great body. No stick-thin Asian with a flabby belly, she is quite toned. Her English is quite good, so you shouldn't have any issues communicating with her. She does a so-so massage, but makes it comfortable and is open to chatting. On the flip, no need to negotiate. Frankly, my first time there, we didn't even talk about services, she just led the way. She immediately took off her clothes and started the sensual touch. No mouth action, but she seemed to very much enjoy the stripper slide, which I find hard to get in standard NOVA joints. If she likes you, she'll even let you DATY. Suffice to say it all ends in a fantastic NOVA. She takes it slow and I have never been rushed by her. Treat her well guys, she's a real one. As always, YMMV, I cannot stress this enough. Be hygienic, be nice, treat them like people, and you'll probably get better service. My typical damage at this place is. 6 (house) + .8 (tip). Looks: 7. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

Best Therapeutic (Chantilly): I took the plunge with the much-reviewed Lucy here, and my experience is generally the same. She's also a middle-aged Korean lady, sharp features, but prettier than her age. To me, she's not a bombshell like some other posts say. On the flip side, her body is truly tight. Her English is great. So-so massage, and she's a chatter. She's up front with the price of her services, and will only negotiate a little. Services included BBBJ, DATY, and CFS, and she had a lot of enthusiasm. Big ding on Lucy is that it's just very expensive. My damage was. 8 (house) + .180 (tip). You can go to agencies like AG for prices like that. Now she did provide comparable service, but I'm just not used to dropping that much at an AMP. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

McLean Cream Sensual Spa (McLean): I haven't been here in a while, but my fave was Bella. She left for a few months, but I heard she's back now, so this report should still be relevant. Bella is a middle-aged Korean lady (I really have a type), probably in her mid-40's. She has an average build and pretty face, especially for her age. But I guarantee that you're not looking anywhere except her chest. She has the most bountiful set of natural double Ds, maybe Es. If you're looking for an all-natural incredibly busty girl who isn't straight-up thick like Fairfax Nikki, Bella is your go-to. She's a friendly girl, but is definitely realistic about the prices she can charge. Services I've had with her are DATY and a solid NOVA. She won't rush you, but she also doesn't get super into it. Don't get me wrong, she's not going to be bored and look at her phone, but she won't moan your name and beg for your cock. Looks: 6 without boobs, 8 with boobs. Enthusiasm of Service: 6.

Garden Spa (Fairfax): Only been here once. I had heard it was a good spot for FS in an AMP. I drew Sara, who is a late-20's, early-30's Korean lady. She had a decent face, solid body, natural Bs, but nothing particularly special to write home about. She was a hard negotiator, which always puts a crimp in my erection. She started off high and continued to upsell. I ended up with BBBJ and a sub-par NOVA. Even worse, the BBBJ was probably 4 minutes, and that was with me making her go back down. If she ran the session, she'd stop at the 45 second mark. That probably gives you an idea of her enthusiasm. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 3.

Hope this helps some gents.

[LukeSmyt21]

That looks like it might be another Asian crapshoot location. The ad looks typical of a CS operation. Some of the CS outfits in Fairfax County now work out of apartments rather than motel rooms, so it's not surprising they're doing the same in Woodbridge as well. I tried to check out one such place in Annandale a couple of years back, but they gave me bad directions and I visited another provider elsewhere after I got too many strange looks from residents.

I ran into a similar situation back a few years ago in Centerville. The location was a complex that looked heavily Asian and Latino. As I was waiting for the previous monger to finish up, I sat in my car until she (or her handler) called me back to say it was ok and to give me the apt number. As I sat there, there were a few older Asian couples who walked back / forth and gave me the strangest looks as well as a mother with her child playing nearby, who kept watching me. That or I was really neurotically paranoid that day. I finally called them back and called it off and found another provider close by and had an ok time. I hadn't done my homework to properly vest a backup but it fit the need at that time.

I've also had the case where I got bad directions and wandered around a complex. And when I asked (I was a newb at the time) about the person, I only got a bad look from the older gentlemen who I had asked. I guess he knew what was up as he gave me clear instructions right to the provider's door. I've since learned much both from past mistakes as these as well as from the forum here.

Stay safe and be nice to the ladies!