Massage Parlor Reports

[LookingForLefty]

Hey Lefty!

I can attest to Mikki the Legend in Michigan. She's got to be in her 70's, but her body is better than most I've ever seen in their 20's and 30's. She's incredibly wild, frankly I was unable to keep up with her.

She is one women a guy tries to find a reason to go to Lansing. With her it was just straight up AMP. She did what I wanted and we would finish FS. I was the first customer one time. Was taken back to the sauna. I could hear Mikki getting ready. She smoke and was coughing up stuff. Then she arrived and took me to the shower. I think she was naked the whole time. Went back into a small room with thin walls and curtains. I could see she was very mature, a real cougar. But her body was tight, soft, and brown. I would go on later to find other Asian women nearing 70 with great bodies, firm tits, elastic skin, soft skin, and vaginas very well intact. After the session with Mikki was done she offered to give me another BJ. Its all covered so I passed. She does NOT allow anal and snapped back at me when I tried. She asked me to meet her when she got off work, like 2 am and we would go to a bar and a sex party. That sounded like fun but I just didn't have the guts or stamina. I need to check on her to see if she is still working. I got friends there now, the sun is shining and the sky is blue, reason enough to go.

I had a local former mamasan call me. Out of desperation. Her husband divorced her and told me I needed a wife. I like her good enough, never had more than a HJ, nor did I ever try. She wouldn't because she was married. Have to keep her in the friend zone.

Speaking of friend zone. That's about all I ever got from Relaxation Oasis. I stopped going awhile back. Years back I got one HE from one old woman. I remember she took out one tit and stuck it in my mouth. Not sure if she thought it would make me get off quicker or she wanted it sucked. The owner was a young Chinese woman, who was married and mom worked the desk. The women lived in their house in Germantown. Mamasan got divorced and heard she was doing manscraping. One of those things where they need money but they don't want to do FS or BJs, or even HE. Just kinky enough to get customers. To be honest I wanted to fuck the old skinny grey haired mom more than any of the others.

I guess I'm not offering up much. I could give you all the same old story. Walk in and see pretty girls everywhere. Lead to the back room and pay $60. Then the ugliest Asian woman ever walks in. Yada yada. All I can say, regardless of what spa you go to, be very kind, polite, show up clean. Especially your asshole. The vibe I'm getting is women are on edge these days. The words Asian massage have become less of a mystery about what goes on inside.

[Mr LoudMonger]

You might be surprised at just how many of these women are over 60, and perhaps 70. If you read about all the busts and bad things that have happened at the spas, all the mugs show all these women past 60. Rarely anyone under 40. More often than not over 50. Some of these cougar Asians do have very nice figures, nice breast, shaven or very well trimmed pussies. Only Yoko the Mayfair madam had a massive Bush. Mikki over in Charlotte Michigan has got to be really close to 70 and none of you guys would ever complain, but find her quite appealing. Over the years I've sucked a lot of old tits. Some ugly and some perfect on these mature women. I've seen some fantastic bodies on 60 year old women. Of course that's not the norm. Your eyesight does get bad when you are in a dim room with a naked woman, regardless of her age and looks. Once those hands are on your oiled cock and she's stroking or sucking, its like you just took some Vicodin, you don't give a shit. Sometimes you will find an older woman who actually likes the sex, or likes certain customers. I've gotten to know a few well and they have told me there are a few clients that really turn them on while the rest are just a client with an extra $40 for a tip. Out of the hundreds I have seen only about 6 actually liked me and we made special arrangements to visit after closing, go to a hotel, go to their house, or come to my house. Of those 6 three loved having just oral performed on them. One liked giving me BBBJCIM, two like having intercourse. None anal. Of the 3 who just wanted oral on them, none would return the favor. Plus I heard they were bad at it anyway. The BBBJCIM one she was just trying to get me interested in her personally. The two who like intercourse are both well past 60. One is really not the other is on the ugly side. The hot one has let me do anal a few times and even seems to enjoy it once..

Hey Lefty!

I can attest to Mikki the Legend in Michigan. She's got to be in her 70's, but her body is better than most I've ever seen in their 20's and 30's. She's incredibly wild, frankly I was unable to keep up with her.

[LookingForLefty]

I initially thought the elbows came from her. It was actually the male masseur. Truth be told, the slight and tiny ladies rarely give a decent firm pressure massage. The guys can be brutal, but I also rarely get something that firm at the typical AMP. At this point, it's almost better to keep the two separate. The mall for the knots above and the AMP for the knot below.

When I went to 72 for my session, she made me wear a mask on the flip. The new normal. Ugh. It was the only thing I had on! The service was top-notch. Granted she was older, but her eyes were pretty, the bust was youthful, and her personality playful. After the flip, she spent the rest of the time doing my feet. All too often I've had it where they'll consider the finish the finish and boot you out the door.

On a related note, has anyone else seen how women, in general, are really showing off way more elaborate eye make-up? It's as if they're making up for having the rest of their face covered in a COVID mask. I'm also noticing that stronger, longer-held eye contact with a lot of women is becoming more socially acceptable. It could be due to the fact that reading another person's face is more difficult these days, or because they feel safer playing into the male gaze while hidden behind the covering? I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it works in the Muslim world. I could be at Target and walking past a woman. We lock our eyes for a moment. They don't look away so quickly anymore.

You might be surprised at just how many of these women are over 60, and perhaps 70. If you read about all the busts and bad things that have happened at the spas, all the mugs show all these women past 60. Rarely anyone under 40. More often than not over 50. Some of these cougar Asians do have very nice figures, nice breast, shaven or very well trimmed pussies. Only Yoko the Mayfair madam had a massive Bush. Mikki over in Charlotte Michigan has got to be really close to 70 and none of you guys would ever complain, but find her quite appealing. Over the years I've sucked a lot of old tits. Some ugly and some perfect on these mature women. I've seen some fantastic bodies on 60 year old women. Of course that's not the norm. Your eyesight does get bad when you are in a dim room with a naked woman, regardless of her age and looks. Once those hands are on your oiled cock and she's stroking or sucking, its like you just took some Vicodin, you don't give a shit. Sometimes you will find an older woman who actually likes the sex, or likes certain customers. I've gotten to know a few well and they have told me there are a few clients that really turn them on while the rest are just a client with an extra $40 for a tip. Out of the hundreds I have seen only about 6 actually liked me and we made special arrangements to visit after closing, go to a hotel, go to their house, or come to my house. Of those 6 three loved having just oral performed on them. One liked giving me BBBJCIM, two like having intercourse. None anal. Of the 3 who just wanted oral on them, none would return the favor. Plus I heard they were bad at it anyway. The BBBJCIM one she was just trying to get me interested in her personally. The two who like intercourse are both well past 60. One is really not the other is on the ugly side. The hot one has let me do anal a few times and even seems to enjoy it once. But I'm turned down and its been 14 months since the last anal. The few hundred, it was always HJs, cbjs, cfs, and covered anal once. Actually got an STD from the covered anal adventure. As for escorts, did a lot of anal with them over the years both covered and bare. Desperate drug addicts will do anything to get you off quick, get their money and get high. I cum quick in anal, usually is less than a minute or two. When they screaming and grunting, I can't hold back. Then all of them go to the bathroom right away and all you hear are big farts.

[Dr Manhattan]

All malls for the last 8+ years have gone to switching out the female masseuse. I've had good massages by both sexes so I don't get concerned with the Chinese places. Something to be said about a petite female that knows her stuff and can put a elbow in just the right spot.

The above said leads me to my current dilemma. Float oasis on 127th and capital is require masks. (odd as one would be buck naked face down). However they're staff are good they've me stuck looking for an alternative till this covice breaks. Anyone with a suggestion? I entertained the thought of Macie or others but not big on paying premium rate for a legit massage.

I initially thought the elbows came from her. It was actually the male masseur. Truth be told, the slight and tiny ladies rarely give a decent firm pressure massage. The guys can be brutal, but I also rarely get something that firm at the typical AMP. At this point, it's almost better to keep the two separate. The mall for the knots above and the AMP for the knot below.

When I went to 72 for my session, she made me wear a mask on the flip. The new normal. Ugh. It was the only thing I had on! The service was top-notch. Granted she was older, but her eyes were pretty, the bust was youthful, and her personality playful. After the flip, she spent the rest of the time doing my feet. All too often I've had it where they'll consider the finish the finish and boot you out the door.

On a related note, has anyone else seen how women, in general, are really showing off way more elaborate eye make-up? It's as if they're making up for having the rest of their face covered in a COVID mask. I'm also noticing that stronger, longer-held eye contact with a lot of women is becoming more socially acceptable. It could be due to the fact that reading another person's face is more difficult these days, or because they feel safer playing into the male gaze while hidden behind the covering? I wouldn't be surprised if that's how it works in the Muslim world. I could be at Target and walking past a woman. We lock our eyes for a moment. They don't look away so quickly anymore.

[Terysian7]

I was really in the mood for a light-touch AMP session. Since I needed some knots worked out, I decided to do pre-game warm-up with some legit Tuina at the mall. A few short years ago, all of the massage places inside of the local shopping malls had private partitions. I won't name the mall, but Julie was my favorite hands down. Petite, attractive, and sassy, it was nice having a go-to girl while browsing the stores. She'd allow nearly full-nude and before she went back home to Tsingdao, we worked our way up to having her coax SS out of me with a light brushing of the boys. Only one shopping mall spa in our area with those private rooms remains. Or so I thought. I went in and had a slender and attractive masseuse show me to my table. The doors now stay open and they want you fully clothed. Not a problem, since she was young, friendly and it was a therapeutic warm-up anyway. I made myself comfortable and was surprised to feel how she had such a knack for deep tissue pressure. It was impressive actually. While I was having my hands worked on, I didn't hesitate to run my fingers around a little as well. Flirting wouldn't hurt, especially if it meant finding a new Julie. The funny thing was, the palm in my own hand felt smallish.. but really solid. My suspicions were confirmed when I rose up from the table to find that a male bodyworker was substituted in. I was sure to leave this poor guy a decent tip. Unless you like surprises, never hesitate to request a female therapist.

(At least my trip to 72 gave me all the feather touch relief I was hoping for)

All malls for the last 8+ years have gone to switching out the female masseuse. I've had good massages by both sexes so I don't get concerned with the Chinese places. Something to be said about a petite female that knows her stuff and can put a elbow in just the right spot.

The above said leads me to my current dilemma. Float oasis on 127th and capital is require masks. (odd as one would be buck naked face down). However they're staff are good they've me stuck looking for an alternative till this covice breaks. Anyone with a suggestion? I entertained the thought of Macie or others but not big on paying premium rate for a legit massage.

[Dr Manhattan]

I was really in the mood for a light-touch AMP session. Since I needed some knots worked out, I decided to do pre-game warm-up with some legit Tuina at the mall. A few short years ago, all of the massage places inside of the local shopping malls had private partitions. I won't name the mall, but Julie was my favorite hands down. Petite, attractive, and sassy, it was nice having a go-to girl while browsing the stores. She'd allow nearly full-nude and before she went back home to Tsingdao, we worked our way up to having her coax SS out of me with a light brushing of the boys. Only one shopping mall spa in our area with those private rooms remains. Or so I thought. I went in and had a slender and attractive masseuse show me to my table. The doors now stay open and they want you fully clothed. Not a problem, since she was young, friendly and it was a therapeutic warm-up anyway. I made myself comfortable and was surprised to feel how she had such a knack for deep tissue pressure. It was impressive actually. While I was having my hands worked on, I didn't hesitate to run my fingers around a little as well. Flirting wouldn't hurt, especially if it meant finding a new Julie. The funny thing was, the palm in my own hand felt smallish.. but really solid. My suspicions were confirmed when I rose up from the table to find that a male bodyworker was substituted in. I was sure to leave this poor guy a decent tip. Unless you like surprises, never hesitate to request a female therapist.

(At least my trip to 72 gave me all the feather touch relief I was hoping for)

[RubMe262]

Now that everyone is done. My turn.

I had a 12 pm set for relax in Racine, but they double booked so I got curbed. Instead I went for a sure thing, went to LA, got Ewa? But overall it was a bad time, she didn't want to play at all like Jinchi did.

60 hour, 60 time, wasn't worth it honestly, should've just waited till 230 for relax.

[Othello15]

I like reading that stuff, bet other guys do to!

Absolutely!

[ScooterAllCity]

I like reading that stuff, bet other guys do to!

At one time it was entertaining. Not any more.

[CheapoCheapo]

I miss the days when G ave had a place you could stop every 20 blocks. Variety has supremely been lacking. 113 was the best in town for awhile. Most days you would happen to connect with a cut above the other locals. The drought has been real since the doors closed. Success has been had and some old usuals but nothing like 113. Hit all the stops on G, with the same results. What places have had line up changes? There are repeatable experiences but nothing a cut above. Love to here about any line up changes.

[LookingForLefty]

Someone was asking me was her last name was. I destroyed my diaries long ago. Too many police visits. Man, if they had gone down to the Gacey room who knows what they would have assumed.

When I had them all blocked on Facebook I had a complete list of everyone. Then I unblocked them and forgot their names. If anyone has a name for Violet, Krazy Karen -I'd be interested in looking them up out of curiosity. I don't have Lisa Marie's new last name just the old one. Doc Manhattan had little Red's info. She's a pork chop now. Sort of was before. Krazy Karea out in Waukesha, I got her name. I think I have butter face back page Linda. Christine and. Quite a few are dead now. Cynical Anglel, Sexy mom.

[LookingForLefty]

Yes me 3 I got a wax from there NEVER AGAIN! I think she took half the skin off the boys! I have had waxing done to the boys before and it never hurt like that! This place SUCKS they are 2 older ladies. Spend the time and go north to GT go to ying yang younger ladies and a hell of a lot better massage!

I had this old Chinese woman put on Purell hand sanitizer on my dick before she sucked it. I was in pain for days and it burned when I peed. Some of you might remember Krazy Karea out in Waukesha. She is probably about 60 now. She liked getting spanked, face fucked, ass fucked hard. She had nipples that could cut glass. But not my last visit they hard started to loose gravity. She was a predator who felt bad about taking $40. She would do anything to keep you in her massage chamber. She would make you pop as much as you could stand. One of those that make it a mission to make you have at least two pops. Hell, she would not give you your cloths back until you did. My first massage the towel slipped off. She asked me if she could suck it. Well sure. But it was machine gun style and I like slow and methodical. I think all we did was anal because she had some boyfriend she was being faithful to. Hence the term Krazy. One time I heard her kids called CPS because she was bringing men in and not shutting the door.

[Cummins2015]

Is it for Asian incall? You seem as if you may be newer to this hobby. If you find a gorgeous young woman in the photo, it's mostly bait. 99% of the AMP's located in the Midwest are staffed with women who experienced their glory days in more popular markets. We get the ones who should be operating strictly in management roles or outright retired. They hate the weather here, too.

While Milwaukee has a large Southeast Asian population on both the near north and south sides, I haven't had a younger (ie, not elderly) Asian for massage in ages. The last time was on North Avenue well over a year ago. She was late 20's or early 30's and supposedly up from Chicago.

If you want good Asian talent, you may have to make the trek down to Chicago as well. I believe there's at least one agency that markets itself as having higher-end Asian escorts. Check the Chicago Escort boards. Better to save up for one glorious visit than blow it on two mamasans (unless that's your kink).

I was driving on the South Side one night and an Asian girl in her 20's was walking alone. Swung around and she jumped in. You know the drill. She needed a lift up to Good Hope Road, so I obliged her in exchange for oral. Turns out she also worked as a dancer at Silk. Check out the larger clubs for Asians. My gut tells me they'd rather have a profitable arrangement than help sell vegetables at the family farmers' market on the weekend.

That's what I suspected. I have been in the game for some time. But only go to them once a season. Will plan on Chicago Market.

[GetSomeNow17]

I am right there with you, I to went and will never repeat. What a letdown.

Yes me 3 I got a wax from there NEVER AGAIN! I think she took half the skin off the boys! I have had waxing done to the boys before and it never hurt like that! This place SUCKS they are 2 older ladies. Spend the time and go north to GT go to ying yang younger ladies and a hell of a lot better massage!

[Dr Manhattan]

Any have visited? I called them. They sent me a text. Young and beautiful with a picture.

Thanks,

Hope it's legit.

Is it for Asian incall? You seem as if you may be newer to this hobby. If you find a gorgeous young woman in the photo, it's mostly bait. 99% of the AMP's located in the Midwest are staffed with women who experienced their glory days in more popular markets. We get the ones who should be operating strictly in management roles or outright retired. They hate the weather here, too.

While Milwaukee has a large Southeast Asian population on both the near north and south sides, I haven't had a younger (ie, not elderly) Asian for massage in ages. The last time was on North Avenue well over a year ago. She was late 20's or early 30's and supposedly up from Chicago.

If you want good Asian talent, you may have to make the trek down to Chicago as well. I believe there's at least one agency that markets itself as having higher-end Asian escorts. Check the Chicago Escort boards. Better to save up for one glorious visit than blow it on two mamasans (unless that's your kink).

I was driving on the South Side one night and an Asian girl in her 20's was walking alone. Swung around and she jumped in. You know the drill. She needed a lift up to Good Hope Road, so I obliged her in exchange for oral. Turns out she also worked as a dancer at Silk. Check out the larger clubs for Asians. My gut tells me they'd rather have a profitable arrangement than help sell vegetables at the family farmers' market on the weekend.