Massage Parlor Reports

**Rex Hughes** · 03-02-21 20:02

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

That particular lady has been around for a long time, and I remember banging her at ET in the early 90's when she wasn't exactly a spring chicken. She was at King's and a few other shops besides. In fact she was at King's before it was called "King's".

The actual ownership structure of those shops is mind-numbingly complex. The point is that who is actually getting the profits is extremely well-hidden (and I have no idea who they might be, nor do I wish to know). For sure any names listed on the ownership documents for the business are cutouts, as are the mama sans (who aren't the owners).

BVA: Baritone-voiced Auntie.

I couldn't do it. She's just too gross. When Andy Sauvage came in 2013 or so, that is one of the few other times when I was equally grossed out.

Maybe, that's why the 38-42 year old decent Chinese woman who seems paired up with her, seems so "decent. " Line her up next to BVA, and pretty much anybody looks and smells better than a 65 year old pile of shit.

God damb, man. I believe you, when you say how long BVA has been around. I graduated from high school in the early 90's. Yuck.

**Marko Ramius** · 03-02-21 18:43

Originally Posted by RexHughes [View Original Post]

... Asked to see the other woman, and was a 50 year old fat Chinese lady with a barotone voice. I call her the "Baritone Voiced Auntie. " I walked. I felt SO bad for her, I gave her 20, just to get out without any altercation.

That particular lady has been around for a long time, and I remember banging her at ET in the early 90's when she wasn't exactly a spring chicken. She was at King's and a few other shops besides. In fact she was at King's before it was called "King's".

The actual ownership structure of those shops is mind-numbingly complex. The point is that who is actually getting the profits is extremely well-hidden (and I have no idea who they might be, nor do I wish to know). For sure any names listed on the ownership documents for the business are cutouts, as are the mama sans (who aren't the owners).

**SeaTownDave** · 03-02-21 17:16

Stopped and it is all new. AMP with blonde. Upper 30's, decent body. Fair massage with HE. Some roaming allowed. Not sure if more is available since somebody else arrived. HH. 4 with. 4 tip. Any others experience?

**MartyByrde** · 03-02-21 16:53

OK, would like to make 2 reports on my visits to these places. Note also that the donation I paid is significantly less than rates being quoted in some other posts. OK, so here goes.

Have visited this one a few times: https://seattle.rubratings.com/195541. The woman I have seen 3 times is named Nancy. She's not a raving beauty, but decent looking. Also, not that young, but no old maid. My sessions with her included BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFSCIP. Plus, she let me perform DATY and DATO as many times as I wanted (typically 3 times, with BBFS in between). Total donation, including the house fee of $60 for a 1 hour visit, has been between $180 and $200! She is good, but she also alternates between here and Las Vegas (think she is in Vegas now, as the last time I saw her was almost 2 weeks ago).

Visited this place yesterday: https://www.yelp.com/biz/y-and-y-oil...age-seattle-2. Little more difficult to get in touch, but finally did around 1 PM. Arrived at 2:15 PM (parking a little difficult. In fact, I needed to parallel park. Been a long time since I have done that! Did not get the gal's name, but nice looking, kind of "middle age", and really built well. Like Nancy above, got BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFSCIP. And again, total donation, including $60 house fee of $60 for a 1 hour visit, was $180! (In case that link does not work, here are the results of a google search of the phone number 206-XXX-6104: https://www.google.com/search?q=206-...rome&ie=UTF-8. That link I posted is the first one on that "hit" list).

**FunLover1981** · 03-02-21 12:11

Anyone checked out Monica Massage on 99 in Lynnwood? There is a recent RM post but I'm thinking its not legit because the poster only has a single review. I'm planning on checking them out regardless just curious if anyone had luck.

**Rex Hughes** · 03-02-21 02:49

In 2017 or so, I went to Royale Spa, the one by the car repair lot. Saw a decent looking late 30's Chinese woman. Asked to see the other woman, and was a 50 year old fat Chinese lady with a barotone voice. I call her the "Baritone Voiced Auntie. " I walked. I felt SO bad for her, I gave her 20, just to get out without any altercation.

Fast forward to late 2020. The "bad" Sunshine in Marysville (on third) had these SAME two ladies! I chose the now early 40's Chinese woman. No extras. She was about to HJ finish me, and I said "No!

I chalked this up as a loss, and then went to VIP Spa after that, and saw Lily. Lily wears too much eye makeup, and looks like Dr. Doug Sutorius' Ex wife (raccoon look).

So, my point is, "the same evil triad owns most of those Snohomish County spas" seems to ring true. Clearly, those two said ladies "work as a pair. ".

Royale Spa and Sunshine have nothing been a Turd Sandwich for me. If you have better luck at either, more power to you.

**Anony** · 03-01-21 23:21

Originally Posted by BimForFun [View Original Post]

Thought I'd try something new and went into the Royale last week, was a workday so the body shops were all open and had to maneuver around all the cars being worked on in the lot. Not worried about anyone seeing me go in, so that part is no big deal but it's kind of a PITA to get back to this place. Hannah was working, mid-30's Korean I'd guess, MILF body, not a spinner but not thick either, which is how I like them anyway. Standard 60 for the hour + table shower, and I dropped the $. 4 on the table before anything got started so she'd know what I was expecting from the start. Sometimes this works and they will get frisky during the shower, but alas, not this time. Table shower was on the up and up, she did wash the sack and crack really well, but no playtime there. Too bad, because I love getting rimmed out. Massage was pretty good, which usually means the flip is crap, but in this case, not too bad. CBJ and CFS, DATY but no DATO, tight pussy and I was able to bottom out in here when pounding away.

I've had better service at ET (BB), and King's is much easier to get in and out of but the service was the same at King's.

I always wanted to try out this place based on the fact that I heard a white girl, and a hispanic girl work here, but the location sucks, especially for anyone not driving a SUV or larger truck of any sort. The mechanic shops are a pain in the ass to maneuver around, and the gravel parking spot for Royale is probably the worst gravel lot I have ever seen. Kings is the exact opposite, plenty of parking, but way too visible from the 99 traffic. ET for me wins hands down. Good discreet parking. They just got to get themselves a white and hispanic masseuse.

**Peet0115** · 03-01-21 15:41

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Is this the Cindy who loved milking prostates for multiple shots? Heard her and Nina at Activespace in west seattle were the experts at this, but haven't found either around anymore.

Yes If you are think Sakura from Shoreline, yes!

**RobNSea** · 02-28-21 20:38

Originally Posted by VinceHeartSk [View Original Post]

Hey, I am close to Jackson so this would be super convenient for me. Would you happen to know the name of which spa? Or even the street to narrow it down.

It's on Jackson st across from street car platform south side street between 12th & Rainer Cici is about 6/10 perky breasts and fury kitty nice labia. She is the only provider she locks door but if someone comes by she will tell them to come back later.

**Member #6240** · 02-28-21 19:53

Been seeing ads for a new place advertising on Hoyt in Everett and thought I'd give it a shot. It's in a building that looks like it was converted from an old hotel or apartment complex. Very clean inside and smelled good; sheets were crisp and clean as were the towels. Monica was cute, somewhat stocky in a little short black skirt and matching top. She was pleasant, and for the massage session clearly professionally trained. A little teasing before the flip turned into the expected happy afterwards, with a nice pair coming out of the top and a little wandering OTC below. All in all, very nice and worth a visit. This was $. 6; unsure if things open up with a higher donation. Saw the dragon lady mama-san on the way out. Ancient, but slender and well-turned out. Might be fun.

As an aside, tried to book with the Lake City folks today just to see what the deal is. Was quoted 220 "standard" and 360 "nuru". Not a surprise, but honestly a bit much IMHO.

**Efurufe** · 02-28-21 18:31

Originally Posted by RobNSea [View Original Post]

I went to a massage place on Jackson and saw CICI she is the only provider working there Basically $120 is what I paid. No table shower or stand up shower. Does not do oral but Bareback service.

There are tons of places on Jackson. Can you help with the parlor name or address? Also curious what she looked like and how the service was overall. And was there any decent massage first? Thanks!

**DarkDan** · 02-28-21 17:39

I used to see Meechelle when she was in Renton and then when she moved close to Chinatown. I found out recently that she's in white center but I don't want to take all the back roads since the WS bridge is down. Anyone know of anyone who has her body type in the Renton area?

I just found this board and have been reading through the information. This is a great site and thanks to all those who have shared. Hope I can add to this thread and others.

**DarkDan** · 02-28-21 17:24

Contacted Meechelle and found out she's working in the white center area. Wish she was still in Renton, anyone know of any similar body type with to her in the Renton area? If not might have to make my way out to see Meechelle.

**Altered1337** · 02-28-21 13:18

Originally Posted by LeftEye [View Original Post]

Does anyone have experience with the Lake City collective?

Mostly interested in Chelsey and Mercedes.

I met Janet before she was with them, amazing extras are available but I'm wondering about the others.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/197867

Mercedes is ok, not great in my experience but very good looking. BBBJ for me when she was in auburn but YMMV. A few of the others were charginig very high rates for standard menu so I didn't go back.

**BimForFun** · 02-28-21 12:29

Thought I'd try something new and went into the Royale last week, was a workday so the body shops were all open and had to maneuver around all the cars being worked on in the lot. Not worried about anyone seeing me go in, so that part is no big deal but it's kind of a PITA to get back to this place. Hannah was working, mid-30's Korean I'd guess, MILF body, not a spinner but not thick either, which is how I like them anyway. Standard 60 for the hour + table shower, and I dropped the $. 4 on the table before anything got started so she'd know what I was expecting from the start. Sometimes this works and they will get frisky during the shower, but alas, not this time. Table shower was on the up and up, she did wash the sack and crack really well, but no playtime there. Too bad, because I love getting rimmed out. Massage was pretty good, which usually means the flip is crap, but in this case, not too bad. CBJ and CFS, DATY but no DATO, tight pussy and I was able to bottom out in here when pounding away.

I've had better service at ET (BB), and King's is much easier to get in and out of but the service was the same at King's.