Massage Parlor Reports

[AzianFan]

How moody is Purple Hua?

Your question has been answered by some generous fellow mongers. All this and more is available if you search the forum.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

I see tons of ads on BP for Latin girls (mostly in Falls Church) but the ads are always in Spanish. Even if the title is in English, the text is in Spanish. I doubt they are writing anything really vital, but I'm concerned that if the handler only speaks Spanish then it's going to be a cluster for me. Any non-Spanish speakers have intel on this? TIA.

[UncleHank]

Textnow is free. I am not sure if it is the best one. Would like to figure out how to port my number from my physical burner phone to a burner app to preserve my agency approvals and then use the app in combination with something like signal. I am not there yet.

1) Download Signal app to non-burner phone.

2) During setup of Signal, enter burner phone number.

3) Have Signal app send verification code to burner.

4) Enter code you receive on burner to finish setting up Signal on non-burner.

And Robert's your mother's brother.

[GilBang]

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

The very last time I saw her, over a year ago, she texted me before our scheduled time if I was still coming and I told her I was around the corner from her place and she texted back with "where are you, don't waste my time, don't play games!" then literally when I got there and was about to say that I was there, she even got weirder and basically told me to forget about it and go home. Meh.

[JohnnySalami]

Yeah I've heard that before. I went to see her about a month ago. She was looking kind of rough and the room smelled like sweaty butthole. I decided to head out. She was never rude or pushy with me but based on other people's dreams with her it would seem that my future experiences with her are more likely to get worse than better. I don't see myself going back there again. But I've said that before.

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

[TheOuroboros]

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

That's what she said to me one time, while I was balls deep inside her, like the whole ordeal was a mild inconvenience to her. But I guess that's what you'd expect from someone who lets men run a train on her all day. I never returned. Also she has penis breath. I think there's much better options out there. She can be good if you are on a budget and quick fix I guess.

[CoolWays]

Let see for over 2 years I had nothing but great times with her, tipped well and the menu was fully available, so I know she liked me or well the money but Lately I have reviewed her several times in the past some good times, mostly not so good, my bad is feeling rushed, after my massage she just straightened out the sheet and refolded the towels. I like you guys but not that intimate, to share fluids the last time I visited and the sheet had someone's racer stripes. When I asked for new sheet she went off about you American guys expect top performance without paying top price. She is a professional and tired of assholes being cheap. I should have left but figured she was having a bad day or another guy before me treated her bad, well I should have walked I paid for hour, massage I felt like I had been beaten up by a mma fighter and after 35 min she said times up, she had to close and go to store. Needless no tip and she went off again an said, don't ever come back, needless to say I won't darken that door again.

[MrSunnyHills]

I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning.

Damage: . 5 house, $ . 4 tip.

What Serpico said politely, I will say less politely. This review doesn't help us at all. Need to know the name of the shop.

[DoYouKnow]

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

Yeah, she is just like that. All about her busy, but if she really likes you. Its a different energy she sends off. I never had an issue with her.

[Kijimuna]

I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.

She went off on me one time for taking too long. I was like, lady I paid for a hour, I'm going to take an hour. She was bitching and complaining the whole time. Never went back.

[JohnnySalami]

I saw her a few times. She was never really moody with me. But she's all about business. She never rushed me, but she was never anything special either.

How moody is Purple Hua?

[OrZammar]

How moody is Purple Hua?

If it's this lady, the all over the place reviews indicate it's a crapshoot gamble on what her mood will be.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...7834060-346269

[Navihawk]

I was craving Asian after a long day earlier this week. Fortunately, I was able to get right in for an appt and was met by why, a 40-something MILF in a silk robe with nice soft tatas. I stripped, paid the house for a hh, and laid down for my massage. The massage was ok, but was definitely not why's speciality. After some flirting and playful touching, we got down to business. FS was on the menu, so she covered me up and started off with a sloppy CBJ, followed by some cg, mish, and dg. I cleaned up quickly and got on my way. The place seemed really quiet, so I'd have to guess not many are getting out these days. Would consider returning..

Any chance sharing the location or the ad? Wouldn't mind visiting myself, especially if Baby Hua / Joy doesn't work out. You can PM me if you want.

[RockSwithSalt]

Any fellow mongers, visited this place and experienced anyone there worth spending the money on.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ne...r/9729545.html.

I've been to this place a couple of times it is an existing place that is labeled as non erotic on Rubmaps, however both times I had NOVA with some mutual roaming. Mission accomplished. YMMV, Shower never offered.

It is called Relaxation Studio, just down the road from Sams Club in Sterling. Up a long flight of stairs.

[Navihawk]

I appreciate everyone's help to find the "Purple Lady". I got a couple of PM's about her too, so thank you for those. I did eventually find her ad, though, and I'm going to try to go see her again soon. I know some of the reviews here about her have not been very positive, but I had a good experience when I saw her before so hopefully I'll catch her on a good day.