Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Any intel on this post? https://seattle.rubratings.com/180233.

Obviously, the pic is fake, but I texted them and gave me an Renton apartment address. I asked about a Seattle location and they pointed me to an AMP in Seattle.

It's a Chinese group that basically spams the hell out of RR. All those different ads and numbers are the same group. The ads are total BS. Fake pics, fake claims of Korean, Japanese, mixed-Asian, etc. They're all Chinese. Exactly 0% are actually the girls in the photos.

From what I've been able to put together, they have a couple apartments they use in Renton (one in the highlands and the other near the Landing). They tried to send me to a motel once, but the part of town was too sketchy for me. They also have a couple much nicer apartments in Bellevue. In general, the girls in Bellevue are hotter, but I've encountered 2 or 3 HOTTIES in Renton. But the downside is there's the same older provider named Linda at the Renton Highlands AMP who is WAY past her shelf life. When she opens the door now and sees me, she just shakes her head and says "No new girl" and I smile and politely leave.

Sometimes the girls start out in Renton and then they move to Bellevue. 160 hh /200 h, but if you pay 200 for hh you get BBBJ (usually). Massage is near non-existent. There is a very wide range of age, looks, service and you'll have to put up with a good amount of Chinese agency fuckery to find the good ones. When I do find one, I get their personal number and then just schedule with them directly. They appear to also have an AMP in Seattle but I've never been. I only know that because one of the girls texted me when she came back from LA and texted me the GPS coordinates of the AMP. I've only ever visited their Renton and Bellevue AAMPs.

The bottom line is that it's a crap shoot. Steel yourself against the booker trying to fuck you around and be prepared to politely walk if you don't like the girl. If you walk, you'll get a text from the booker with another address with probably a hotter girl. That's happened at least 5 times to me.

[Member #6240]

All I want is:

1) LMT-type therapeutic massage.

2) BBBJCIM ending.

3) Attractive Asian provider who is younger than 50.

It's easy to find 2 out of 3, but all 3 seems near impossible.

I can live with the first 2 if 3) isn't. Horrifying. My standards are pretty reasonable.

Still, for all the Everett / Lynwood AMP places I haven't always found the first two; either a rushed massage or a girl only interested in FS. Which I don't do in an AMP. Seems like communicating "I just want blowjob" can be difficult. At least for me. At times.

Still looking for that perfect place.

[Patrick78]

Any intel on this post? https://seattle.rubratings.com/180233.

Obviously, the pic is fake, but I texted them and gave me an Renton apartment address. I asked about a Seattle location and they pointed me to an AMP in Seattle.

[CoffeeTurd]

Most say no black, but I'm interested in seeing providers that would see me anyway. Please pm me with any recommendations or advice.

Thanks,

Turd.

[MartyByrde]

Visited this AMP earlier today:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/180230

Since this is a Sunday, no parking issues (was free). Also, went about an hour before the Super Bowl began. As expected, things were slow. In fact, I was the only customer. Only one Chinese gal. Not bad looking, and somewhat young. Name is (surprise, surprise!) Coco.

Started out laying completely nude on my stomach. She initially had a towel draped over the lower part of my legs, but disappeared. About 10 minutes into the massage. Decent sensual massage, but not much playing with henry, nor the boys. Did rub my anus a little. On the flip, got a nice HJ. I told her to take her time, with the HJ being nice and slow. She obliged, and in fact rubbed my anus nicely. After I blew my load, she cleaned me up, covered me with a towel, and proceeded with the massage. Got the full hour. Typical fee / tip structure: $60 for the hour, and $40 tip for the HJ. Would recommend, especially if you want a good massage, and the entire hour.

[ItssHHuk]

Got it if you need it!

Have you reached out and she respond recently?

[Donhoe]

Looking for big boobies. Like them older and natural.

[FunLover1981]

Any intel on Panda Massage Spa in Everett? They have an ad up on FB Marketplace and a link to someone that is (supposedly) the owner. Thanks!

I never had luck there, damn good massage though. I think all the RM reports are BS. If you do go and have some luck please report back.

[Member #6240]

Any intel on Panda Massage Spa in Everett? They have an ad up on FB Marketplace and a link to someone that is (supposedly) the owner. Thanks!

[MassageMeow]

Yes, just saw cici at Crown a week ago. Same good attitude, same good service.

Cici still he only? Always thought she was cute but kept getting April when I would knock on the door, and I don't like asking for someone else.

[Rumb28]

Yes, just saw cici at Crown a week ago. Same good attitude, same good service.

Where am I going to go to get my special "Cup" treatment? For those who didn't see my post, I saw her on 12/7 and she totally mangled me with poor "cupping" technique (see picture below).

Funny thing is, weeks later, after Christmas, I had finally let down my guard as "Hoody Man" and as I was leaving the shower with just a towel on (we only have 1 bathroom and it is downstairs), my teenage son sees my neck and says loud enough for my wife to hear, "What happened to your neck?

My wife hears and says "Let me see. " I just explained it away that I had that "cup thing" done at physical therapy and it still hadn't gone away. Close call.

Jessica / April is a sweetheart, but if she returns from LA, don't let her go near you with those cups!

Any intel on who came in to replace her at Crown? Is Cici still there? I enjoy seeing her. She has a nice personality and provides a relaxing experience!

Rock Chalk.

[VinceHeartSk]

Haven't gone I was warned away by another poster.

Anyone think otherwise?

The one time I've been there was expensive, very business like and emotionless. Its an extraction operation.

[JMirage]

Has anyone been to see Shirley lately? I wish I got her number.

Got it if you need it!

[AussieFury]

Haven't gone I was warned away by another poster.

Anyone think otherwise?

I saw Monica there maybe a year or more ago. Heavier than the pics (which often seems to be the case) and expensive upsell options. Service was perfunctory.

I've also seen Jenna253 at a private hotel incall, but I believe she used to be there and / or is sometimes at the collective house. Maybe my expectations were too high based on her reviews but she was just "meh. " Looks exactly like the photos and is super hot looking, but was totally transactional and didn't seem into it at ALL.

I keep considering going to see Irie who is currently there. She also has a bunch of great reviews, but a few say things like "upsell" and "heavier than pics" which is always easy to believe. So I'm not sure whether to pull the trigger.

[AussieFury]

All I want is:

1) LMT-type therapeutic massage.

2) BBBJCIM ending.

3) Attractive Asian provider who is younger than 50.

It's easy to find 2 out of 3, but all 3 seems near impossible.