Escort Reports

[Kcdark]

The issue you are having is unrelated to the provider but you but there are some remedies. Paying more won't fix anything. This is more related to testosterones levels and nutrition. Also it is a mind set thing as well. First I'd like to mention if you get nervous or start getting really stressed your cortisol levels will go up causing you to go flacid. Sometimes I get like this especially with new providers I meet or if I'm stressed from work. I just try to get myself situated and focus on their ass and pussy. At times I have them suck me and have their ass by my face just to get me down. Find what arouses you and focus on that.

From a nutrition stand point. Be sure to stay well hydrated. Drink water and be sure you have something to eat. Now don't eat a hamburger or something like that which is packed with estrogen tbh. Eat something fortifying. We as humans also lack vitamin D. I always supplement vitamin D3 (1000 IU softgels) every now and then as tbh I really don't go outside much since I work the majority of the day and well into the evening. You can supplement a higher IU level but do research on that. Supplementing zinc is good but don't go to high please. Like 20 mg per day depending on age is fine. There are 50 mg tablets for zinc but I'd suggest doing that every 2-3 days. Don't supplement to often or your body gets used to it and then you have to use higher doses to get the same I usually stay on the natural side in addition to occasional supplements. So I eat raw ginger, onions, red meat, abstain from fast food, eat kale, swallow garlic that I chop up etc to name a few which boost selenium production in our bodies etc. As men this helps our sperm count and also this increases testosterones levels. Abstain from soy, fastfood etc. Eat more red meat. Like steak and tenderloin. Working out etc over the long run is beneficial in every way.

In addition to this and this is just a suggestion but if you beat your meat or regularly watch porn videos. If you beat your Johnson up with a firm grip that can cause issues. Cut back on that or totally. Abstaining for porn helps us psychologically believe it or not. Plenty of studies on this. You will get more aroused by anything. I cut out porn for a few weeks including abstaining from looking at erotic things etc. After a while I started getting random boners. Worst part was when I didn't want one LOL but literally aroused by anything on a woman. Even women I didn't perceive as attractive. Porn etc. does trigger a brain chemical named dopamine but do research and you'll see its not so good. Already am doing this. I barely watch or view porn now because it does skew our expectations in the bedroom. If you have a lack of sensitivity or experiencing dryness etc. on your Johnson one remedy is using castor oil on your Johnson. Do it for a couple of days or regularly if you like. It heals the skin on the tip and increases sensitivity. Just don't let the castor oil dry up on your balls though. Be sure to bathe but do leave it on for some time.

Hope this helps you and others out but be sure to do independent research to further what will best help you. Nutrition, Hydration and your Mental estate is key.

Also one more suggestion is bring lube. Sometimes these providers are just dry. It's not a good feeling on my Johnson when they are dry. Now if the provider is rude or not obliging to request it is at times a turn off unless if you stay in the right mindset or alter it.

A lot of great points here. I would add also to slow down your consumption of reading escort boards, provider sites etc. That is bordering on porn since most of the content is descriptive and can de-sensitize you like porn does.

[Jrody1]

Thanks to at MrHobbyist for the amazing review for MIMI and I acted on it! Thank you for the TOFTT! Must I say what a score but I negotiated price better than you LOL. I was skeptical due to provider super new and no history but there are some things everyone should be aware of.

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I saw the review on here about the new woman who is located in Lithonia. I had set myself to meet up Aly J but my plans fell through for her. Kind a up there for a drive for me in comparison to Lithonia. I texted Mimi instead because it was more convenient. Also in part of MrHobbyist review and wanted to know how tight she was and if it was true. I texted her with a formal greeting and fast forward and stated "I would like the HH for 100 per price in ad". I said it like this because the structure in the ad of which obviously I learned isn't structured by her is:

Qv: . 85.

Hr: $.

Hhr: $$.

So logically in chronological order hh should be $. She or whoever is monitoring the texts replied with "Yes". Even my initial message the response is "Yes" weird asf but ok. Asked if I'm LE and I stated no. After that texted me the address. While I was driving I got a text and it stated "I'm doing an hour for $. 70". Replied back nah don't have the time for an hour sesh. I drove and got to the location in Lithonia. It is a hotel. Fun fact I've fucked a couple of providers at that hotel. When I was super close and turning into the street to get to the hotel which is located next to an establishment close to burger king. I told her I was there. I drove to the back and parked. Text stated said she was getting out of the shower. 2 minutes later got me the room number. The room number took me a while to find but its on the third floor and not at the back. Finally got there and before I knocked I saw her through the window. That caught me off guard but the blinds for the shade weren't completely closed. She was laying down in a nap I guess. Like literally sleeping.

She opened the door and its Mimi. Wearing a black bra, hair in a bundle, grey socks on, undies on and phone in her hand. She is mixed based on her skin complexion. She is similar to Mercedes skin complexion who is mixed who provides near Lawrenceville whom BTW is a great mixed bbw. Any how onwards.

I can atest to MrHobbyist. She isn't to talkative at the beginning. I greeted her and tried to talk while taking my shoes off but she turned her back and started texting. Weird but mmk. I placed my donation of $ bill on the table right by the door. Located in front of the bed. I told her I will be going to the rest room and she said that is ok. I pee'd for a good while as I was drinking a good amount of fluids prior. Finish peeing. Got out and she still has her bra and undies on. Started chatting with her again and she started being more relaxed. Stating she was in a nap when I had knocked etc. Told her when she is going to take off that bra and she started undressing at the same time I was. Her juggers are huge and are nice! For her size she has huge juggers paired with a nice soft bum. She asked me "where do you want me to start. On my back, doggy? Told her head first and she can sit on the bed. Had her sit on the bed while I standing up. I didn't put on my condom yet because I just wanted to insert my fingers in her kat. She quickly jumped and said no bare. I told her I wasn't doing that and she was cool. Put my bag on and wow her kat is tight asf. I could barely force my fingers in. I asked her do you want me to put some lube. She said no I don't need lube. Her kat isn't hairy but lightly hairy. Her skin is very smooth. Barely any blemishes.

Onwards to the CBJ we started. Her CBJ skills need work but I worked with it. I should of told her make her suction tighter etc but didn't. I started deepthroating her instead which felt so good but she started to gag a little. I pushed her head down even more and then she gagged hard. I told her jokingly went a little to deep ugh. She got mad but then to ease her down I told her I will tip if you deep throat me more. That calmed her down and she allowed me to deepthroat her even more. Her lips wrapped around my Johnson was so hot. CBJ is wet but needs to provide more suction. I should of tried to counsel her but was on a time squeeze. She started to gag a little so slowed down a bit for her and did slow deepthroats till she couldn't anymore. Mind you she continued CBJ without me asking her. One thing I did not like however is her checking her phone constantly while giving me a CBJ. I'll get to this as to why she does.

Told her lets get into missionary. Laid on her back. Inserted my Johnson and phew. My gosh her kat is tight and felt so good. We started going and her big juggers just flopping up and down was hot. For my taste I like a provider who looks away or has their eyes closed while I go like a seesaw on them but she just stares at me. I don't like eye contact lmao but whatever. So I put her legs up to block her face while still going. Peeked again. She still staring at me. So I got closer started sucking on her big soft tits while grabbing the other one. Amazing and I can't stress enough her kat is tight. Keep in mind she is now checking her phone less.

Flip her over to doggy and we start. Her ass is soft and plump. She started fiddling with her phone. I like providers who provide me their whole attention to the session. Next time I'll state from the beginning when in the room with her not via text. I want her full attention in the session. After a while she put her hand on her cheeks like she was in bored mode face. We still going and she arches her ass completely in doggy. Face and torso lying on the bed, big juggers just laying there. I couldn't help but grab her juggers. Also just wanted to play with her pucker for her blackhole but it's our first time. Juggers super soft. Nearing my nut but her not being into it kinda threw me off and she started getting a little dry. I should of put some lube but I 'm literally right there. Literally my condom had no wetness to it. Just dry. I take off my bag because I'm right at my climax and bust all over her soft bum. Turn of events starts. Ugh oh LOL.

She got mad and stated "you did not just do that, did you get it on my bed, you could've just busted in the bag, I'm not the only one who sleeps here". I aided her in getting off the bed without getting my huge load on the sheets. She states "I have to take a bath". I already told her I would tip her. So I told her hey wait and it's ok etc and I told her I would tip you. I did and gave her. 50 . She quickly turned moods and was cool with me. She thought I wasn't going to remain true to my word but I did. She started being more talkative etc with me. She helped me clean up my Johnson with tissue. Kept checking back on me while she was bathing and kept chatting with me.

She isn't alone here me out but we talked and she eventually then she said "don't text you tipped me. 50". First thing to mind is she has a handler or someone managing her. Hence she is always on the phone etc. I didn't have problems and I'm more than likely going to repeat but I really do prefer women who are independent and don't have a handler or pimp. Safer and better that way for me. Whoever takes the money. FYI of which I didn't see this part as I was peeing. She sees none of it for her time. Sucks tbh. When I had finished peeing when I initially came in the room. I came back to the room and donation wasn't there. The extra tip I gave her is a literal secret. Her handler doesn't know about tips. If you mention it via text the handler or whoever it is. Takes it all. If you tip her she will be more obliging but tip her at the end! Only mention you'll tip her when in the room with her! Tell her you'll tip her if you do xyz good etc or allow this. Don't do BBFS but be reasonable. Any how.

In essence I paid $ for the HH but I gave her. 50 for letting me deepthroat her good and busting a huge load on her. Totaling me $. 50. I could've of tipped lighter but it was some money I had. I only had 50's on me LOL. Just ask her when you are in the room with her if she will do xyz for a tip. Don't say it via text. Don't ruin this because then her handler will find out. I may have set the tip bar a little to high for the noob but IMO anything will do. Like. 20 or something. Next time I see her. Going to see if I can get a BBBJ with a tip. She can def do RC & CG. BBBJ is something required for me. Feels much better. Not a huge fan of CBJ because if I do daty on them. It's not like they put a huge bag on.

I must reiterate, Mimi is not the one replying. It is someone else. It wasn't her who said I'm in the shower. She was asleep in the room when I got there LOL. She even told me she was asleep and just woke up. I got home and I see a text stating "you ok". I give a detailed response. What I got in response? "Yes" LOL. A good few minutes go by and I get a text "what's up" from the same number. Like this is getting awkward and its obviously not her but idgaf. Not using my real number anyway.

I highly recommend seeing Mimi because tbh I haven't experienced this tightness in a while. Kat is tight, willing to do things but got to ask nicely in the room and keep it formal. Worked for me. Tell her initially you'll tip her if you want her to be more obedient. Don't say you'll tip her and don't. That is going to mess it up and set a bad precedence. At least for me I've built the trust. Also don't give her the tip before she does what you want her to do and don't say how much just to keep the suspense.

The photos in the pictures section aren't totally accurate for her. Only one image is and I've linked it with this post. The video in the ad is accurate for her body and that is her in the shower. If she still has the same room that shower is the same.

Any how happy mongering and enjoy.

[Parrot Scope]

I need to provide a warning for everyone about this provider.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...479/4704410101

First off the pictures are probably 10 years old. But that's just a matter of personal taste.

I made an appointment to go see her this evening. When I arrived there were a couple of guys hanging around her room. I sent her a text questioning the situation and they promptly left.

After I got in the room I could hear that they were back standing outside the door. This made me very uncomfortable so I gave her $50 and left.

I already paid her $80 VIP fee. That was my first mistake. Then I gave her $50 just to leave in peace. However some dude has been calling me blowing up my phone wanting me to pay her $250 so she can have rent for her room for the next week.

This is completely unacceptable and I feel it is a danger.

Just sharing.

Why did you go out like a sucker?

Now you have enabled her to take advantage of more men that look and behave like you. Stand your ground and have a backbone my fellow monger, we can't run away from everything.

Its good that you informed other mongers. But please man, never pay just to leave.

Just stand up like a man and say "I'm not comfortable here, so I'm going to cancel our appointment. ".

I mean seriously. What was she going to do? Make a scene and bring more attention to their questionable activities?

These clowns know exactly who they can run that BS on. I hope and wish some broad would try to pull that on me.

SMH but I'm glad your safe.

[LoveDDs]

I need to provide a warning for everyone about this provider.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...479/4704410101

First off the pictures are probably 10 years old. But that's just a matter of personal taste.

I made an appointment to go see her this evening. When I arrived there were a couple of guys hanging around her room. I sent her a text questioning the situation and they promptly left.

After I got in the room I could hear that they were back standing outside the door. This made me very uncomfortable so I gave her $50 and left.

I already paid her $80 VIP fee. That was my first mistake. Then I gave her $50 just to leave in peace. However some dude has been calling me blowing up my phone wanting me to pay her $250 so she can have rent for her room for the next week.

This is completely unacceptable and I feel it is a danger.

Just sharing.

[ReffingMan94]

Have why'll ever met a provider & unable to get it up?

That happened to me sometime last week & I felt embarrassed.

I got hard during BJ but when I try to put on the condom to fuck my dick went soft.

Maybe I wasn't attracted to her.

Now debating whether I should pay a little bit more money to meet ones I'm much more attracted to.

Damn I hate when that happens! Happened to me before and like others have said can be a.

Combo of work stress, first time with said provider so.

Kind of stressful, best thing for me is to not jerk off for 48.

Hours prior and take the blue pill to be sure!

[People Pleasur]

Wait, you got robbed by a chick you'd seen 8 times previous?

No, good sessions with other providers that had gone well.

[HoWhisperer]

Any of you ever tried Viagra before seeing a provider? I hate paying for 30 minutes & busting in 15 minutes or less. I love to use up my full allocated time.

There's another thread called Out of the Blue more focused on the V topic than this one; see http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post5092315 . Personally, I find the Little Man's Helper to be somewhat of a Catch-22 in that they get me in the game but then there's a 50-50 chance it'll be all drilling and no gusher. . . . (I ain't complaining, just sayin'.

[Jrody1]

Have why'll ever met a provider & unable to get it up?

That happened to me sometime last week & I felt embarrassed.

I got hard during BJ but when I try to put on the condom to fuck my dick went soft.

Maybe I wasn't attracted to her.

Now debating whether I should pay a little bit more money to meet ones I'm much more attracted to.

The issue you are having is unrelated to the provider but you but there are some remedies. Paying more won't fix anything. This is more related to testosterones levels and nutrition. Also it is a mind set thing as well. First I'd like to mention if you get nervous or start getting really stressed your cortisol levels will go up causing you to go flacid. Sometimes I get like this especially with new providers I meet or if I'm stressed from work. I just try to get myself situated and focus on their ass and pussy. At times I have them suck me and have their ass by my face just to get me down. Find what arouses you and focus on that.

From a nutrition stand point. Be sure to stay well hydrated. Drink water and be sure you have something to eat. Now don't eat a hamburger or something like that which is packed with estrogen tbh. Eat something fortifying. We as humans also lack vitamin D. I always supplement vitamin D3 (1000 IU softgels) every now and then as tbh I really don't go outside much since I work the majority of the day and well into the evening. You can supplement a higher IU level but do research on that. Supplementing zinc is good but don't go to high please. Like 20 mg per day depending on age is fine. There are 50 mg tablets for zinc but I'd suggest doing that every 2-3 days. Don't supplement to often or your body gets used to it and then you have to use higher doses to get the same I usually stay on the natural side in addition to occasional supplements. So I eat raw ginger, onions, red meat, abstain from fast food, eat kale, swallow garlic that I chop up etc to name a few which boost selenium production in our bodies etc. As men this helps our sperm count and also this increases testosterones levels. Abstain from soy, fastfood etc. Eat more red meat. Like steak and tenderloin. Working out etc over the long run is beneficial in every way.

In addition to this and this is just a suggestion but if you beat your meat or regularly watch porn videos. If you beat your Johnson up with a firm grip that can cause issues. Cut back on that or totally. Abstaining for porn helps us psychologically believe it or not. Plenty of studies on this. You will get more aroused by anything. I cut out porn for a few weeks including abstaining from looking at erotic things etc. After a while I started getting random boners. Worst part was when I didn't want one LOL but literally aroused by anything on a woman. Even women I didn't perceive as attractive. Porn etc. does trigger a brain chemical named dopamine but do research and you'll see its not so good. Already am doing this. I barely watch or view porn now because it does skew our expectations in the bedroom. If you have a lack of sensitivity or experiencing dryness etc. on your Johnson one remedy is using castor oil on your Johnson. Do it for a couple of days or regularly if you like. It heals the skin on the tip and increases sensitivity. Just don't let the castor oil dry up on your balls though. Be sure to bathe but do leave it on for some time.

Hope this helps you and others out but be sure to do independent research to further what will best help you. Nutrition, Hydration and your Mental estate is key.

Also one more suggestion is bring lube. Sometimes these providers are just dry. It's not a good feeling on my Johnson when they are dry. Now if the provider is rude or not obliging to request it is at times a turn off unless if you stay in the right mindset or alter it.

[Johnny Mapalo]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/56228243/#.

I got some pocha from Mocha 2 and a half months ago. First saw this chic posting around the end of November last year, as she was in town for a week. I think. I text her and she wanted the typical $100 qv that these overpriced broads want nowadays. Smdh. I told her "what about 80", you know-trying to be the generous Sugar Daddy that I am, and she replied, "If you can't pay 20 more you can find someone else".

Whatever. Fine with me, someone else will gladly take this 80 bones off of me. LOL. 20 minutes later, I got a reply from her reading, "You know what-I'm feeling generous today-you can come for 80". LOL. Your broke ass better take what you can get. Double LOL. These boneheads know no one is studying them with that $100 qv nonsense.

Anyways, she sent me the address to her hotel in midtown and on my merry asa way I went to go visit her. 30 minutes into my ride, I text her that I was almost there. Once I got there, I text her again and told her that I was walking over to her hotel because I wasn't paying for any parking. I parked in the Publix grocery lot and walked over to what I thought was her hotel. Rats! Wrong hotel! Oh boy.

The correct hotel was actually in the other direction. Smdh. She was texting me like crazy the whole time asking how much longer and I kept stalling her. I finally made it to her hotel after some 25 minutes of walking around aimlessly. I text her and she text me with the room number and up the elevator I went.

Once I got to her floor, I looked at my phone and this bish told me that she gave me the wrong room number. Why? The correct room number was actually 5 floors up. Hmm. I got back onto the elevator and went up 5 floors. I looked at my phone again and this time, nothing. Good. I knocked on her door and it was opened a few seconds later by a slim girl standing right in front of it.

I walked on in to see another girl sitting on the 2nd bed. Ok. She said that her friend would not be there and her friend quickly galloped into the bathroom. Err. I'm not liking the looks of this, but the friend did have a nice thick ass on her. We gots' ta' talking and this girl seemed pretty ok friendly. I think. Eventually, she told me to place the donation on the table behind me.

When I turned around to place said bones on the table, there was a black hand gun sitting squarely on that table. Eekk. I nervously placed the donation right next to the gun and acted as if the gun wasn't even there. Double Eekk. I think she purposefully told me to place the donation on the table, so that I knew she meant business.

I was about to haul ass when I saw that gun, but didn't want to cause any unwanted friction, so I stayed. Err. It was 80 bones for 15 minutes. She then went into a drawer, brandished a magnum slab and held it in hand after stripping. I dropped trou and awaited her next move. This chic is a good 5'6 127-130 lbs and looked a bit slimmer than I initially thought.

Kind of scrawny if you ask me. Her breastess'es were B cups and looked pretty youthful. Her stomach was flat with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth. Her ass, it was a thin ass. It had a little bit of meat on it, but was semi-flat as well. I don't know about that video she has in her ad. Her ass didn't look that big or full in person. Hmm.

Anyways, we were both in the buff now as she instructed me to have a seat at the edge of the bed. I did just that as she started to slide the slab onto my soft boner with her hand. I asked her if she could give me a bare hanny first, but she said she does nothing uncovered. Okay. She gots' ta' sucking and I might say, the suckie was pretty decent. I was quite surprised.

She sucked with saliva running out the side of her mouth the whole time. This chic gives true meaning to the phrase 'sloppy toppy'. Shit! Surprised the shit out of me. I didn't think these 80-100 qv chic's had it in them. She sucked and sucked and sucked a good 3 minutes, as I had her stop because I was about to pop. LOL.

I stopped her and she told me to stand up this time. Ok. I stood up as she knelt below me and continued the very wet sloppy toppy. As she sucked me off, her friend came out of the bathroom and started doing her hair in the mirror right next to us. WTF! Her friend was doing her hair like its nobodies business, while this bish was on her knees giving me top. Ridiculous!

After a good 2 minutes of sloppy toppy, I told her that I was ready. I was only at half mast at the time, because her friend threw off my mojo. Smdh. I knew if she would have continued with the sloppy toppy though, I would have bussed a grape not too long afterwards. LOL. I told her that I wanted her in doggie and she just leaned over the bed. Oh boy.

I tried to enter her in standing doggie, but my many attempts were futile. I told her that I was going soft and I needed a little more top and she got back down on her knees and started the sloppy toppy again. 2 minutes into the toppy, I told her that I was ready again, but this time she said "head only". Oh boy. She said that since I only paid her 80, she would only do head to completion. Err.

I was kind of peeved and did something that I never do nor ever recommend anyone else doing. I asked her if she had cash app. Err, again. She said that she didn't have cash app, but her friend who was still standing in the mirror, did. Great! I told her that I would cash app her the remaining 20 once we were done, but she said that we could do it now. Err, for the 3rd time.

I got my phone out of my pants pocket and her friend typed her cash app name into my phone. The whole time, I'm standing there butt ass nekkid with a slab on my dong, infront of her fully clothed friend. Smh. I got the phone back from her and cash apped her 20 bones for the $100 qv total. Why? I just didn't feel like paying 80 bones for some covered toppy.

Her friend checked the phone for the cash app completion and told her that it went through. I placed my phone back into my pants pocket and she started over on the sloppy toppy from down on her knees below me. She sure knows her position in life. I'll give her that one. She sucked me off for a good 3 minutes before I told her that I was ready.

This time I told her that I wanted her on her back in mish. She laid back on the bed and spread eagle so that I could mount her from the top. I entered or at least tried to enter her, but she was dry as fuck!! I couldn't get in!! I tried to get in there for a good 3 minutes and she was moaning and smiling the whole time, why, but there was no entry at all.

I just paid 20 extra bones and I couldn't even get in. Smdh. After a few more minutes of feverishly trying to get in there and being denied entry. I blew a weak frustrated ass nut in the slab and pulled out immediately. Ridiculous! I should have just let her finish me off with the covered suckie and called it a day. Pfft.

If you ever go to see this chic, make sure you bring along a jaw of lube with you. You're gunna need it! The covered sloppy was good enough, but if it was bare- wowsers!. If it wasn't for the dry asf nookie that I couldn't get into, I would have given her a higher score. Smh.

For now, she gets a "6. 5" in looks and a "6" in service, for good covered sloppy toppy. That's all folks.

[DryCleanerAce]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...anta/58443848/

Anybody had it yet?

[Member #6047]

Now debating whether I should pay a little bit more money to meet ones I'm much more attracted to.

Yeah, but what happens if you do that and still have trouble?

[KevJenks]

This can't be repeated enough. Don't get complacent! I got too comfortable with about 7 or 8 good experiences and quit checking the room. Ended up getting robbed because I got lazy a few weeks ago and didn't check the bathroom.

Wait, you got robbed by a chick you'd seen 8 times previous?

[SeekingHead]

Have why'll ever met a provider & unable to get it up?

That happened to me sometime last week & I felt embarrassed.

I got hard during BJ but when I try to put on the condom to fuck my dick went soft.

Maybe I wasn't attracted to her.

Now debating whether I should pay a little bit more money to meet ones I'm much more attracted to.

Buy some vitamin V, I usually take about 2. 5 mg the first time I meet someone Due to nerves & age, usually need a little help the first time with someone, the 2nd time usually no help.

[Kiton]

Have why'll ever met a provider & unable to get it up?

That happened to me sometime last week & I felt embarrassed.

I got hard during BJ but when I try to put on the condom to fuck my dick went soft.

Maybe I wasn't attracted to her.

Now debating whether I should pay a little bit more money to meet ones I'm much more attracted to.

The answer is yes. Having a sub par experience is a waste of time, money, and the risk. Try l-arginine it's basically a natural form of Viagra. I take 5-6000 mg and the good times come easy. L-arginine is available everywhere.

[MrHobbyist]

After putting up an ad saying LET ME BE YOUR FREAKY WHITE **** then she does not know how to act the part, I was thinking about trying to get over to see her if she really is a freaky ****.

Tell her to be freaky, maybe she will. She's not white though. She's mixed.