Escort Reports

**Jedi69** · 02-04-21 21:28

Originally Posted by BestKiter [View Original Post]

Agree that Arizona is not what I was expecting!!

Very hard to find any hot and younger girls, let alone reliable!

I was expecting a lot better and almost gave up mongering.

If you are an HX member, this Puerrorrican cutie is available at a Trader Joe's near you in Phoenix. One stop meat shopping ha ha ha.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/WetPuertoRicanxo

**BestKiter** · 02-04-21 19:12

Agree that Arizona is not what I was expecting!!

Very hard to find any hot and younger girls, let alone reliable!

I was expecting a lot better and almost gave up mongering.

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

It's been quite a spell, I used to be a very active member of our Phoenix whoring community here but moved to Florida about 6 years ago and now I'm back, and I have to know just what in the fuck happened here? This town is now horrible for mongering. I mean seriously. The girls are gross fat junkies and or overly expensive, most are flakes (because of said junky status) or never respond to texts and I've been trying a couple for 2 months. Maybe Florida was just the absolute shit when it came to mongering that it ruined me. It was amazing. Even getting ripped off LOL. But that's a story for another time. For now, I need help finding a ho.

I need a good recommendation. My birthday is coming up and I want to treat myself to a multi hour with someone who isn't a flake, and isn't all rules. BBBJ, daty, dfk, msog, GFE are all deal breakers on this one.

Please no 55 year old ladies, or 200+ lbs women or 55 year old 200 lbs women. No offense, just ain't my thing. Someone like Maria, pictured, would be perfect. And yes, obviously I'm trying her, but as I mentioned earlier, so far mostly flakes. Need someone reliable. I've already seen a bunch and have reviews coming but for now, help a fellow monger find a good ho.

This is special for me. I just had a triple bypass in December, so this is more than just a birthday treat for me, hence, I want a rockstar like Maria (at least according to reviews).

God bless you and yours.

Dr Potato.

Maria

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/phoenix/58397278

**TenSleep** · 02-04-21 18:25

Originally Posted by JoeySaint555 [View Original Post]

I saw her recently and had to leave bro- she has a huge gut she hides in her pics and an attitude when she isn't high.

As a fellow former Floridian I hear you, but this chick is the same thing you trying to avoid.

One of the things I insist on when looking through the possibilities is that a couple of photo's show a complete view of her midsection / stomach. If it's flat and free of stretch marks, (which is a big deal to me) they're proud to show it. If they hide it, there's likely a problem. I also kind a like to see a nearly full-length photo of them standing next to a standard sized item, like a fridge / night stand / car / doorway, to get a relative idea of overall size and shape.

I know that service is pretty important, but if they don't look young, attractive and physically fit to me, the service won't matter because sex with an unattractive, not fit woman just doesn't work with me (learned my lesson thru a couple of experiences) and is not worth dropping $$ or $$.

**Just Some Fun** · 02-04-21 11:12

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

" The girls are gross fat junkies ".

Of course that's not to say all the girls in Florida aren't junkies, because they were, but they're totally hot, in shape junkies and you can get them for 60 a qv easy.

Seconded, almost all are CBJ also. Like, bruh, who ok'd that?

**JoeySaint555** · 02-04-21 10:21

I saw her recently and had to leave bro- she has a huge gut she hides in her pics and an attitude when she isn't high.

As a fellow former Floridian I hear you, but this chick is the same thing you trying to avoid.

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

It's been quite a spell, I used to be a very active member of our Phoenix whoring community here but moved to Florida about 6 years ago and now I'm back, and I have to know just what in the fuck happened here? This town is now horrible for mongering. I mean seriously. The girls are gross fat junkies and or overly expensive, most are flakes (because of said junky status) or never respond to texts and I've been trying a couple for 2 months. Maybe Florida was just the absolute shit when it came to mongering that it ruined me. It was amazing. Even getting ripped off LOL. But that's a story for another time. For now, I need help finding a ho.

I need a good recommendation. My birthday is coming up and I want to treat myself to a multi hour with someone who isn't a flake, and isn't all rules. BBBJ, daty, dfk, msog, GFE are all deal breakers on this one.

Please no 55 year old ladies, or 200+ lbs women or 55 year old 200 lbs women. No offense, just ain't my thing. Someone like Maria, pictured, would be perfect. And yes, obviously I'm trying her, but as I mentioned earlier, so far mostly flakes. Need someone reliable. I've already seen a bunch and have reviews coming but for now, help a fellow monger find a good ho.

This is special for me. I just had a triple bypass in December, so this is more than just a birthday treat for me, hence, I want a rockstar like Maria (at least according to reviews).

God bless you and yours.

Dr Potato.

Maria

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/phoenix/58397278

**DrPotato** · 02-03-21 21:47

" The girls are gross fat junkies ".

Of course that's not to say all the girls in Florida aren't junkies, because they were, but they're totally hot, in shape junkies and you can get them for 60 a qv easy.

**DrPotato** · 02-03-21 21:43

It's been quite a spell, I used to be a very active member of our Phoenix whoring community here but moved to Florida about 6 years ago and now I'm back, and I have to know just what in the fuck happened here? This town is now horrible for mongering. I mean seriously. The girls are gross fat junkies and or overly expensive, most are flakes (because of said junky status) or never respond to texts and I've been trying a couple for 2 months. Maybe Florida was just the absolute shit when it came to mongering that it ruined me. It was amazing. Even getting ripped off LOL. But that's a story for another time. For now, I need help finding a ho.

I need a good recommendation. My birthday is coming up and I want to treat myself to a multi hour with someone who isn't a flake, and isn't all rules. BBBJ, daty, dfk, msog, GFE are all deal breakers on this one.

Please no 55 year old ladies, or 200+ lbs women or 55 year old 200 lbs women. No offense, just ain't my thing. Someone like Maria, pictured, would be perfect. And yes, obviously I'm trying her, but as I mentioned earlier, so far mostly flakes. Need someone reliable. I've already seen a bunch and have reviews coming but for now, help a fellow monger find a good ho.

This is special for me. I just had a triple bypass in December, so this is more than just a birthday treat for me, hence, I want a rockstar like Maria (at least according to reviews).

God bless you and yours.

Dr Potato.

Maria

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/phoenix/58397278

**DrPotato** · 02-03-21 21:21

Originally Posted by PluggHer [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her or have any intel?

https://adultsearch.com/arizona/phoe...y-rubs/1648084

And you might want to file this in the Massage section.

**PluggHer** · 02-03-21 20:19

Has anyone seen her or have any intel?

https://adultsearch.com/arizona/phoe...y-rubs/1648084

**JChoi** · 01-31-21 23:20

Originally Posted by JoeBehot [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I will be visiting your fair city in March this year. I have spent time on your boards. Seems like the strip club scene is a bust lately. $150 for 3 songs? Makes 150 for a hh with an escort seem like a bargain. Anyway, I am looking for hotels now. I.

M leaning toward the Hilton Garden Inn mid town Phoenix. Would love to find a place that has a pool and a relatively active bar. Any girls bars? Anyway, open to any suggestions. I'll be looking to line up some company as I get closer to game time.

Stay at talking stick resort bud. It's the center of everything and right off the freeway.

**FreshEye** · 01-31-21 16:09

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Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.

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**TheSunDevil** · 01-31-21 14:59

Originally Posted by FreshEye [View Original Post]

Just looking for something close by and no one has really put up any reviews in a while.

You're getting some pushback because you've asked if Shrek is legit or not 3 times. She's been posting on ListCrawler for 7 days. YOU need to come back and tell us if she's legit. No one here is interested in seeing her so far. You're the guinea pig. Go find out and let us know, otherwise stop bringing it up.

**FreshEye** · 01-30-21 14:47

Originally Posted by DrPotato [View Original Post]

Since you're their pimp or one of them. Only 2 posts from your account, both asking about 2 "new girls in town" in Chandler. Lame.

Just looking for something close by and no one has really put up any reviews in a while.

**DrPotato** · 01-30-21 11:15

Originally Posted by FreshEye [View Original Post]

Anyone know if legit?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/58112526/

Since you're their pimp or one of them. Only 2 posts from your account, both asking about 2 "new girls in town" in Chandler. Lame.

**TheSunDevil** · 01-30-21 02:46

Originally Posted by JoeBehot [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

I will be visiting your fair city in March this year. I have spent time on your boards. Seems like the strip club scene is a bust lately. $150 for 3 songs? Makes 150 for a hh with an escort seem like a bargain. Anyway, I am looking for hotels now. I.

M leaning toward the Hilton Garden Inn mid town Phoenix. Would love to find a place that has a pool and a relatively active bar. Any girls bars? Anyway, open to any suggestions. I'll be looking to line up some company as I get closer to game time.

If you can afford it, stay in Scottsdale. Good access to all the major hunting grounds, and a pretty legit bar scene too.