Massage Parlor Reports

**FunNights69** · 01-03-21 17:03

Went to SWB a couple days ago and ending up getting Yumi (I think). Short good looking girl. Sat on me and grinded her pussy into me for like 10 minutes which was nice. Solid tease and massage with a standard HE with OTC roaming.

**MongerMan313** · 01-03-21 12:46

Originally Posted by CarmeloJoe35 [View Original Post]

Haha. Thanks! I haven't done FS with her in a long time. Maybe I will soon. However, I saw your report on the escort page on the hotel asian chick you found on adult search. Is it strictly sexual or is there any massage? Usually those hotel Asians are so rushed and usually low on the looks scale that I've avoided them.

Strictly sexual, no massage. Those types of ads are always hit or miss (mostly miss) but every once in a while, you get lucky.

**DragonSnake** · 01-03-21 12:27

Dearborn. skipthegames.com/ massage / black_caribbean / full-body-massage-w-pain-relie /918791233013.

Has anyone seen this lady for massage, any info would be appreciated, thanks, DS.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 01-03-21 12:26

Originally Posted by GolDark [View Original Post]

Your Tiffany reports read like amateur erotica LOL. Not hating at all, I appreciate it.

I saw her again recently for FS. As much hate / love she gets both ways and often times, deservedly so, I do consider her the crown jewel of the metro Detroit massage scene.

Haha. Thanks! I haven't done FS with her in a long time. Maybe I will soon. However, I saw your report on the escort page on the hotel asian chick you found on adult search. Is it strictly sexual or is there any massage? Usually those hotel Asians are so rushed and usually low on the looks scale that I've avoided them.

**DragonSnake** · 01-03-21 12:13

I had seen jessica in the past, about 3 years ago so setup appt for a sun morning. I arrived called said I'm here, she said oh you actually came. Wt, she said be there in 10 min. She got there we went in she said 75 for hour. Got on table no drape, she gave so so massage and talked constantly. On flip I really started looking at her and she didn't look like the jessica I had seen in the past, but she said she was. 5 min into rub she says you want extra, whatttt, the jessica I saw in the past wouldn't even get near jr, LOL. I said yes she said how much, she wanted 50 I gave her 40. No touching her at all. Anyhow soso massage decent HJ. DS.

**RunMfRun** · 01-03-21 11:46

After hearing all the good things about SWB, decided to try it out. Did an hour with a pretty 40 ish lady. Great massage, She did alot of the massage while sitting on top of me, I like that. Nice HE to finish.

Will be back, makes it so much more enjoyable when the masseuse is a pretty.

**MongerMan313** · 01-03-21 10:47

Originally Posted by CarmeloJoe35 [View Original Post]

I haven't commented or reviewed Tiffany in a long time, primarily because it had been almost 11 months since I visited her room which is a plush pleasure sanctuary. I've been having fun elsewhere, primarily at a few Chinese massage places. But just before the holiday I paid her a visit for an hour and it was great to see her again. I was her first appointment on a Saturday. As usual, she offered some wine which was relaxing.

We spent the first 5-20 minutes catching up and re-familiarizing ourselves with each others' body and then I went down on her gently licking and caressing. I know her pretty well and I think she genuinely enjoyed it. After a while she wants to get on top and she does a partial body slide without any oil, which I thoroughly enjoyed, but believe it or not, I was a little nervous with her after not seeing her for so long. Anyway after a little GFE catch up, she goes for the BBJ (YMMV). She is comfortable with me so shortly after she turns around and we are 69 (again, YMMV). We were like this for a little while before I blew. She had originally agreed to CIM, but didn't, so that was disappointing. The only way I really like a BJ is when the tongue is firmly against the tip of my dick while I'm blowing. The roughness of the tongue sends me through the roof. Seriously. Anyway, it still felt great. We were pretty close to the end of the session and she went and cleaned up. Afterward she came back in and continued the GFE experience.

Tiffany was very caring and gentle the entire time. She didn't even check her phone but once or twice right at the beginning. I plan to return and I think it will be even better the next time. It was great to see her and feel her again. Total price was $200.

Your Tiffany reports read like amateur erotica LOL. Not hating at all, I appreciate it.

I saw her again recently for FS. As much hate / love she gets both ways and often times, deservedly so, I do consider her the crown jewel of the metro Detroit massage scene.

**MongerMan313** · 01-03-21 10:40

Originally Posted by StalkOfLife [View Original Post]

Tried this place again, Got Monique or Monica something like that. Chunky, bigger gut than tits, plump ass, FUPA, yuck. Mother I'd Rather Not Fuck. 50 ish. She's nice enough but not my cup of tea.

Decent massage, horribly awkward hand job. No idea why anyone goes here. Tried for Ellie, as mentioned on here, but got stuck with this loser.

$60 for half hour, left $40 on table for her half-hearted efforts.

Wow, I get not being attracted to a provider. That's fine. But she's a "loser" for just trying to make money the best way she can like the rest of us? Seems kinda harsh.

**LigmaPatient0** · 01-02-21 19:51

I had a decent relationship with the owner and was a frequent patron, also she gives a good massage with the right amount of teasing and great HE that'll leave your balls twitching.

Her employees aren't up to par anymore with one of them being a scammer.

Mimi gives a slightly below average massage with an average HE, also doesn't do anything beyond her hands.

Nicole is the scammer offered BJ and wants tip upfront for it. She mounts you and pretends to give it you. I had her get down to see what's she's doing but she hides what she's doing with her hair and when I tried to move her hair to see what's up.

She gives up and switches to HJ. This happened twice because she said more next time same BS like last time.

Well this time I just needed just a quick bust and called up the owner to see who was in and it was just these two (owner doesn't provide no more).

I just wanted a simple quick HE so I picked the scammer because her massage was better than mimi. Her massage was average, we get to the flip. She noticed I was asking for BJ like I did the previous time and asked if I wanted it and I was like no just HJ. ***** tried to pull the same BS a third time but I was like no just HJ.

Anyways if you can't convince to owner to service you don't even bother going here.

**StalkOfLife** · 01-02-21 17:20

Tried this place again, Got Monique or Monica something like that. Chunky, bigger gut than tits, plump ass, FUPA, yuck. Mother I'd Rather Not Fuck. 50 ish. She's nice enough but not my cup of tea.

Decent massage, horribly awkward hand job. No idea why anyone goes here. Tried for Ellie, as mentioned on here, but got stuck with this loser.

$60 for half hour, left $40 on table for her half-hearted efforts.

Originally Posted by HeeJung47 [View Original Post]

I agree that Ellie is cute. She isn't just cute, she's beautiful, sexy, and speals great english. But DOES NOT let FIV or FIA, that's a no-go.

**Stampeed1977** · 01-02-21 16:58

Originally Posted by MagicMike5 [View Original Post]

They got 1 of the best massages and HE. YMMV but they will nickle and dime you.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll give them a try this week.

**ContinentalMan** · 01-02-21 15:14

Originally Posted by AngusGuy [View Original Post]

That was Tiffany without a doubt. $$$ For less than 1 hour? I'm not sure the famous Geoffrey Fieger charges that much. However he doesn't offer nude HJ, BBBJCIMWS, DATY or BBFS either. So your dollars are your business. Expensive trip on the Merry Go Round if that's your thing. Jenny at Saigon charges way less and does everything Tiffany does if not better. Unfortunately Jenny only works Sunday now as she has her own place. Call ahead next time even if you're in the parking lot. Covid relief money coming. Treat yourself if you dare. Start 2021 with a bang! Excuse the metaphor.

https://saigonspaferndale.wixsite.com/home

BBFS with Jen always good. Wonder how much she actually does. Definitely cheaper than seeing Tiffany.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 01-02-21 14:14

I haven't commented or reviewed Tiffany in a long time, primarily because it had been almost 11 months since I visited her room which is a plush pleasure sanctuary. I've been having fun elsewhere, primarily at a few Chinese massage places. But just before the holiday I paid her a visit for an hour and it was great to see her again. I was her first appointment on a Saturday. As usual, she offered some wine which was relaxing.

We spent the first 5-20 minutes catching up and re-familiarizing ourselves with each others' body and then I went down on her gently licking and caressing. I know her pretty well and I think she genuinely enjoyed it. After a while she wants to get on top and she does a partial body slide without any oil, which I thoroughly enjoyed, but believe it or not, I was a little nervous with her after not seeing her for so long. Anyway after a little GFE catch up, she goes for the BBJ (YMMV). She is comfortable with me so shortly after she turns around and we are 69 (again, YMMV). We were like this for a little while before I blew. She had originally agreed to CIM, but didn't, so that was disappointing. The only way I really like a BJ is when the tongue is firmly against the tip of my dick while I'm blowing. The roughness of the tongue sends me through the roof. Seriously. Anyway, it still felt great. We were pretty close to the end of the session and she went and cleaned up. Afterward she came back in and continued the GFE experience.

Tiffany was very caring and gentle the entire time. She didn't even check her phone but once or twice right at the beginning. I plan to return and I think it will be even better the next time. It was great to see her and feel her again. Total price was $200.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 01-02-21 13:19

Originally Posted by JayTwo21 [View Original Post]

What area.

The Chinese Massage place next to Penn Station subs in the Holiday Plaza. It the first big plaza south of Joy road on the west side of Wayne Rd.

**AdamNoeve** · 01-02-21 12:43

Originally Posted by Guwman [View Original Post]

In a week or so, Lucky Massage will open at 75X E Nine Mile in Ferndale. Same spot as Relax Spa a couple years ago. She is just waiting to have internet and phone installed.

Did this open?