Massage Parlor Reports

**MassagedGuy** · 12-23-20 21:25

At rockchalk.

See breeze massage use to be blue bay spa.

**Ndphx** · 12-22-20 20:49

Did Best Asian ever pop up after the raid from like 2018/19 ? Used to be a great place and missing it. Wonder if anyone has intel on a spin off from that lovely bunch.

**Ndphx** · 12-22-20 20:47

Thanks for the intel on where to not go; impressed that you still have a tip. Oh well it's the season for giving I guess

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

**Hellbent** · 12-22-20 20:25

Originally Posted by FunLover1981 [View Original Post]

I toftt and hit up Zen in Edmonds last week after not getting any info. Got an older 40's lady says her name was Susie. But who knows. The massage was actually pretty damn good, lots of teasing here and there and she really did try to work out my sore muscles which is hard to find some times. I left happy and my back feels a lot better.

To the few in Seattle who enjoy going with their GF or Wife this place has a couples room, I'll report back if we have any luck.

I went to try this place out. Good massage but that's about it. Another gentleman was there at the same time, maybe he had better luck.

**TheThinker808** · 12-22-20 19:36

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.

Reading this makes me sad for you Rock. Thanks for TOFTT!

**MassagedGuy** · 12-22-20 12:13

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.

Half shirt damn but what do you call a half shirt? Some women call a half shirt just showing their belly button LOL! Was her bra at least visible? A better than average massage?

**RockChalk** · 12-22-20 03:34

I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.

**RockChalk** · 12-22-20 03:11

Originally Posted by ProvoRM [View Original Post]

Last time I was there it was still $60 for the hour.

Soft Bay jacked their house fee to $70, according to posts on here. I have driven past it to get to Crown because of that. I used to enjoy Soft Bay, but refuse to go there if they are basically the only $70 house fee joint in the area.

Crown is still $60, at least it was 2 weeks ago.

**Provo RM** · 12-21-20 15:25

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I've parked in both sides of the parking lot, across the street, on LCW both north and south, and never had any problem. I was in the parking lot once when someone came out of Crown and walked out to a Mercedes on the other side of the parking lot and spoke to the driver for a minute. I thought was interesting, but I've never had a problem from parking.

**Provo RM** · 12-21-20 15:21

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

Last time I was there it was still $60 for the hour.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-20-20 13:05

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

**RockChalk** · 12-20-20 02:02

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

How are they? Good, excellent, medium or poor?

I guess there is a 50/50 chance I see either if I go crown.

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.