Massage Parlor Reports

**RockChalk** · 12-22-20 03:34

I went to Sea Breeze Massage on Aurora on 205th in Shoreline. Near the Costco. Had some time to kill, never been there and I didn't remember the posts on the site. TOFTT experience. 😩.

If looking for a "happy" time, then this ain't your place! It ended up being a quasi-legit massage by a smoking hot 20-something girl wearing a half shirt. I thought I had the fucking jackpot when I saw her!

Damn, she was cute as fuck! Her name is Emily, wore her mask the whole time, which sucked.

So, I was excited for the possibilities when I layed my fat ass on the table with no towel. She didn't seemed to be alarmed and left me uncovered for most of the face down part. Good sign.

First BAD sign, though, was when I touched her leg as she was at the foot of the table, she went "wax off" faster than you could Mr. Miyagi! Just slap my fucking hand away like she was a god-damn black belt.

I took that under advisement and let her do her thing for a bit, then tried again. This time, I think it was "paint the fence" and I realized that NOTHING good was going to happen with this cute little thing.

Not knce did she get ANYWHERE CLOSE to my balls! She rubbed my ass, but nothing remotely sensual about her massage. Normally, my man pole would get somewhat aroused at the thought of a girl like that rubbing me but not once was I even close to being aroused.

After the flip, fully toweled the entire time. She oiled my chest and rub it and the towel came down much lower, maybe with a little help from me pushing it down. At this point, she asked me if I wanted some oil. I said yes, hoping that she was going to offer an oily HJ. NOPE! She said "You do yourself. I don't do that. ".

I said "Nevermind. " I don't need to do it myself somewhere other than home, especially if she was going to leave whilst I went at it. So, I let her finish her massage, tipped her $10 and I left, never to return.

I only tipped her $10 because she wasn't overly friendly, maybe because of her still learning English, but I have been massaged by A LOT of providers with marginal to zero English that were still very nice, both at legit and "happy" massage locations. She didn't to go Karate Kid on me just because I touched her leg.

It is probably best that she didn't offer any extras because if she fucked or got naked and gave blowjobs, I would be dirt poor or need to get a 2nd job. I do imagine giving blowjobs while still wearing the face mask would prove a major challenge! She could make major cash if she flipped to the dark side, of the AMP business, but I imagine she already knows this.

**RockChalk** · 12-22-20 03:11

Originally Posted by ProvoRM [View Original Post]

Last time I was there it was still $60 for the hour.

Soft Bay jacked their house fee to $70, according to posts on here. I have driven past it to get to Crown because of that. I used to enjoy Soft Bay, but refuse to go there if they are basically the only $70 house fee joint in the area.

Crown is still $60, at least it was 2 weeks ago.

**Provo RM** · 12-21-20 15:25

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I've parked in both sides of the parking lot, across the street, on LCW both north and south, and never had any problem. I was in the parking lot once when someone came out of Crown and walked out to a Mercedes on the other side of the parking lot and spoke to the driver for a minute. I thought was interesting, but I've never had a problem from parking.

**Provo RM** · 12-21-20 15:21

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

Last time I was there it was still $60 for the hour.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-20-20 13:05

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

**RockChalk** · 12-20-20 02:02

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

How are they? Good, excellent, medium or poor?

I guess there is a 50/50 chance I see either if I go crown.

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.

**Warrior2020** · 12-20-20 01:23

Hello,

Any intel for Issaquah. I went to the one in newport way, Green Massage but nothing: I tried to hint but didn't go anywhere.

Thanks,

**MassagedGuy** · 12-19-20 17:54

How are they? Good, excellent, medium or poor?

I guess there is a 50/50 chance I see either if I go crown.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 12-19-20 02:29

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I've parked in the front parking lot before, I think anywhere is okay (unless something has changed with the construction).

**MassageMeow** · 12-18-20 16:32

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I typically park on the street a block north from the building and walk there, but I tend to not like parking within sightlines of the places I go.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-18-20 13:54

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

**MartyByrde** · 12-17-20 00:41

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Thanks, man. But I knew the risks going in. It's a low percentage game. But that feeling when you hit the low percentage is a great. The ads are all, of course, 100% fake. But every now and then a smokin' hottie is behind the door who knows how to show you a good time. I have 2-3 of them that rotate back here from CA sometimes and they text me to let me when where they are (Bellevue, Renton, or sometimes elsewhere). The AMP ladies are generally too old for me, so I'm going to jump up to the $200+ range of the Thai providers for a bit. With an occasional Korean lady thrown in. .

Yeah, I've "hit the jackpot" a couple of times at those AAMPs. And the same is true for AMPs. I have recently been to some AMPs where the gals were younger and somewhat attractive.

**Marko Ramius** · 12-16-20 22:36

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I remember that! There were a couple other EW and NCW cities they worked. That org seemed to have more hotties than not. Which is the total opposite of how this group runs.

I went to their place in Wenatchee once, but it was quickly taken down.

They were the only org (in Washington at least) where the girls were almost as cute as the girls in their ads. There was one 21-year-old (Mandy) and one 27-year-old (Judy) I saw during that time. They also didn't seem to rotate the girls as much there, or at all. Spokane was about a two-hour drive but a friend was undergoing cancer treatments in Spokane so on Tuesday morning I'd drive him to the hospital and go goof around (and see one of the girls) until about 2:30 or 3:00 and then pick him up and head back to the wilderness.

There was another org in Kelowna (BC) that was also awesome. I've lost track of them but in the several dozen times I visited nobody even asked for a rubber.

**AussieFury** · 12-16-20 21:25

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

For a brief period (like six months) in 2018 one of the orgs was in Spokane and Moses Lake and I had the numbers of a couple of the girls, and the scene was pretty good.

I remember that! There were a couple other EW and NCW cities they worked. That org seemed to have more hotties than not. Which is the total opposite of how this group runs.

**AussieFury** · 12-16-20 21:24

Originally Posted by MartyByrde [View Original Post]

Plenty of those ads for such places look enticing, and sorry you had to endure that. I suspect business at such places (maybe all over within the "hobby") is real slow, and more and more such deception as you endured could continue to happen. Maybe do only visits to AMPs for a while. Yeah, in about 95% of the time, nowhere near as satisfying as one would hope from an AAMP.

Thanks, man. But I knew the risks going in. It's a low percentage game. But that feeling when you hit the low percentage is a great. The ads are all, of course, 100% fake. But every now and then a smokin' hottie is behind the door who knows how to show you a good time. I have 2-3 of them that rotate back here from CA sometimes and they text me to let me when where they are (Bellevue, Renton, or sometimes elsewhere). The AMP ladies are generally too old for me, so I'm going to jump up to the $200+ range of the Thai providers for a bit. With an occasional Korean lady thrown in. .