Massage Parlor Reports

[Provo RM]

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

Last time I was there it was still $60 for the hour.

[MassagedGuy]

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.

Yes never been there and want a Christmas gift. I will for sure make sure I do not get a cupping. Biking shorts. Dammit! I heard it was a 70 house fee at crown or is it 60?

[RockChalk]

How are they? Good, excellent, medium or poor?

I guess there is a 50/50 chance I see either if I go crown.

I always park in the lot, usually on the right side opposite the side Crown is located. I personally don't like parking on Lake City Way. Too busy plus I am worried about getting towed or a ticket.

Plus, I live reasonably close by and I don't want to walk along the road for fear of someone I know seeing me.

I think both Cici and Jessica do a good job with the massage, far better than most AMPs I go to, but not necessarily LMT quality. They are both amenable to any type of massage. I tend to like it pretty hard and they do a good job with that.

I hate it when providers just kinda rub their hands softly over your back during the actual massage, but I enjoy some soft teasing touch leading to the ol' flipperooski.

Again, if I were you, I would avoid any "cupping" unless you either live alone or can wear a hoody 24/7 for 10 days! All is good now with me, no scars and if it weren't so damn cold in my house, I could sleep necked if I wanted to do so! Man, that was a stressful week+.

If you haven't been to Crown, give it a go, both girls are super nice, although I wish April / Jessica wouldn't wear those damn biking shorts under her skirt.

[Warrior2020]

Hello,

Any intel for Issaquah. I went to the one in newport way, Green Massage but nothing: I tried to hint but didn't go anywhere.

Thanks,

[MassagedGuy]

How are they? Good, excellent, medium or poor?

I guess there is a 50/50 chance I see either if I go crown.

[Seattle Ampfan]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I've parked in the front parking lot before, I think anywhere is okay (unless something has changed with the construction).

[MassageMeow]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

I typically park on the street a block north from the building and walk there, but I tend to not like parking within sightlines of the places I go.

[MassagedGuy]

It seem to have parking on the l eft and right side in the google map image. Is it okay to park on either side?

[MartyByrde]

Thanks, man. But I knew the risks going in. It's a low percentage game. But that feeling when you hit the low percentage is a great. The ads are all, of course, 100% fake. But every now and then a smokin' hottie is behind the door who knows how to show you a good time. I have 2-3 of them that rotate back here from CA sometimes and they text me to let me when where they are (Bellevue, Renton, or sometimes elsewhere). The AMP ladies are generally too old for me, so I'm going to jump up to the $200+ range of the Thai providers for a bit. With an occasional Korean lady thrown in. .

Yeah, I've "hit the jackpot" a couple of times at those AAMPs. And the same is true for AMPs. I have recently been to some AMPs where the gals were younger and somewhat attractive.

[Marko Ramius]

I remember that! There were a couple other EW and NCW cities they worked. That org seemed to have more hotties than not. Which is the total opposite of how this group runs.

I went to their place in Wenatchee once, but it was quickly taken down.

They were the only org (in Washington at least) where the girls were almost as cute as the girls in their ads. There was one 21-year-old (Mandy) and one 27-year-old (Judy) I saw during that time. They also didn't seem to rotate the girls as much there, or at all. Spokane was about a two-hour drive but a friend was undergoing cancer treatments in Spokane so on Tuesday morning I'd drive him to the hospital and go goof around (and see one of the girls) until about 2:30 or 3:00 and then pick him up and head back to the wilderness.

There was another org in Kelowna (BC) that was also awesome. I've lost track of them but in the several dozen times I visited nobody even asked for a rubber.

[AussieFury]

For a brief period (like six months) in 2018 one of the orgs was in Spokane and Moses Lake and I had the numbers of a couple of the girls, and the scene was pretty good.

I remember that! There were a couple other EW and NCW cities they worked. That org seemed to have more hotties than not. Which is the total opposite of how this group runs.

[AussieFury]

Plenty of those ads for such places look enticing, and sorry you had to endure that. I suspect business at such places (maybe all over within the "hobby") is real slow, and more and more such deception as you endured could continue to happen. Maybe do only visits to AMPs for a while. Yeah, in about 95% of the time, nowhere near as satisfying as one would hope from an AAMP.

Thanks, man. But I knew the risks going in. It's a low percentage game. But that feeling when you hit the low percentage is a great. The ads are all, of course, 100% fake. But every now and then a smokin' hottie is behind the door who knows how to show you a good time. I have 2-3 of them that rotate back here from CA sometimes and they text me to let me when where they are (Bellevue, Renton, or sometimes elsewhere). The AMP ladies are generally too old for me, so I'm going to jump up to the $200+ range of the Thai providers for a bit. With an occasional Korean lady thrown in. .

[Marko Ramius]

I mentioned recently that I'd discovered a gem at one of the Chinese AAMPs. But those are the exception. Visits like yesterday are more par for the course. ...

Yeah, that about sums up 99 percent of the experiences I've had with them.

For a brief period (like six months) in 2018 one of the orgs was in Spokane and Moses Lake and I had the numbers of a couple of the girls, and the scene was pretty good. But as soon as those girls dropped off the radar it was back to square one. So it was pretty nice to inseminate a fairly young Chinese girl once a week.

These days I get the sense that most local police departments have a real hard-on about these operations and I'm not comfortable with visiting them. Also, a lot of them are a little too predictable and stay in a given apartment too long so they seem to be getting sloppy about security.

[MartyByrde]

I mentioned recently that I'd discovered a gem at one of the Chinese AAMPs. But those are the exception. Visits like yesterday are more par for the course. Those AAMPs use LOTS of bookers to schedule visits, so I texted the Chinese AAMP number I consistently use, hoping that I can establish some sort of rapport with the booker and they might steer me away from the losers and towards the winners. But nope. Those Chinese groups will ALWAYS fuck you around if you let them. Booker yesterday told me "new young pretty" was at a new (to me) location in Renton. I figured I'd give it a go for the $160/ hhr rate. Got inside and yeah, the girl was young and more cute than pretty. All natural body, little bit extra in mid-section but still cute enough for me to stay. But after paying the donation it all went downhill. Zero massage (not even an attempt at a lame one). Zero attempt to get me hard. She put the condom on me flacid and started an uninspred CBJ. Once I finally got to attention, she said "you fuck ME. " There was a mirror on the wall so I positioned her in doggie, facing the mirror. I started slow, but she still had her phone out. And was texting someone. I smacked her ass and told her playfully to put the phone away. She ignored me. So I started giving it to her hard enough that it would be difficult to continue to text. She gasped and it did slow the texting, but she kept trying to use that fucking phone. So I grabbed her hair and pulled it back WAY harder than I otherwise would, and increased the speed and force of the pounding. That forced her to finally drop her phone and look at me with surprise in the mirror. I pounded as hard and fast as I ever have then finished and pulled out, and she handed me a Kleenex. As I removed the cover I noticed there was red on the Kleenex. She was on the tail end of her fucking period! I had been there MAYBE 15 minutes total and I asked if I could use the shower to rinse off. She didn't want me to and said "another customer waiting. " I said I paid for half an hour and got in the shower anyway. She begrudgingly got me a towel. When I got out of the shower, she was all kisses and sweetness for some reason, and she asked for my number so I could contact her directly next time instead of using the booker (I guess that way she keeps the booker's cut. Or maybe all the working girls are also bookers). I gave her a fake number and got the fuck out of there.

So that's a $160 visit at the Chinese spots. I don't think I'll play at that budget level again soon, but it's such a good feeling to score a diamond in the rough from time to time and I know I'll eventually try again in a month or two. But for now, the Chinese AAMPs are once again a no-go for me.

Plenty of those ads for such places look enticing, and sorry you had to endure that. I suspect business at such places (maybe all over within the "hobby") is real slow, and more and more such deception as you endured could continue to happen. Maybe do only visits to AMPs for a while. Yeah, in about 95% of the time, nowhere near as satisfying as one would hope from an AAMP.

[AussieFury]

I mentioned recently that I'd discovered a gem at one of the Chinese AAMPs. But those are the exception. Visits like yesterday are more par for the course. Those AAMPs use LOTS of bookers to schedule visits, so I texted the Chinese AAMP number I consistently use, hoping that I can establish some sort of rapport with the booker and they might steer me away from the losers and towards the winners. But nope. Those Chinese groups will ALWAYS fuck you around if you let them. Booker yesterday told me "new young pretty" was at a new (to me) location in Renton. I figured I'd give it a go for the $160/ hhr rate. Got inside and yeah, the girl was young and more cute than pretty. All natural body, little bit extra in mid-section but still cute enough for me to stay. But after paying the donation it all went downhill. Zero massage (not even an attempt at a lame one). Zero attempt to get me hard. She put the condom on me flacid and started an uninspred CBJ. Once I finally got to attention, she said "you fuck ME. " There was a mirror on the wall so I positioned her in doggie, facing the mirror. I started slow, but she still had her phone out. And was texting someone. I smacked her ass and told her playfully to put the phone away. She ignored me. So I started giving it to her hard enough that it would be difficult to continue to text. She gasped and it did slow the texting, but she kept trying to use that fucking phone. So I grabbed her hair and pulled it back WAY harder than I otherwise would, and increased the speed and force of the pounding. That forced her to finally drop her phone and look at me with surprise in the mirror. I pounded as hard and fast as I ever have then finished and pulled out, and she handed me a Kleenex. As I removed the cover I noticed there was red on the Kleenex. She was on the tail end of her fucking period! I had been there MAYBE 15 minutes total and I asked if I could use the shower to rinse off. She didn't want me to and said "another customer waiting. " I said I paid for half an hour and got in the shower anyway. She begrudgingly got me a towel. When I got out of the shower, she was all kisses and sweetness for some reason, and she asked for my number so I could contact her directly next time instead of using the booker (I guess that way she keeps the booker's cut. Or maybe all the working girls are also bookers). I gave her a fake number and got the fuck out of there.

So that's a $160 visit at the Chinese spots. I don't think I'll play at that budget level again soon, but it's such a good feeling to score a diamond in the rough from time to time and I know I'll eventually try again in a month or two. But for now, the Chinese AAMPs are once again a no-go for me.