Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6524]

I was in the area so I decided to have a dream at Tops as I haven't been there since before the lockdown and I'm glad I did. I paid the 45 min house fee and drew Anna. She told me it was her first day there and she's from Hawaii. 23 years old, originally from China with an adorable face, great B cups and nice body. I dreamt that the dress came off and I got a nice table shower, typical for Tops. Back to the room, I laid 1. 4 on the table Got a "massage" for 5 minutes. Flipped and she started BBBJ which she has some great DT skills. I had to stop her or I'd pop. She put on the hat and I sat on the edge of the table and she climbed on me for a ride. She's small, maybe 5 foot so I picked her up and laid her on the table for standing mish. On to doggy which looked great and finished with her on top. My God she was great! We chatted for a bit after and she's a nursing student in Hawaii and at Tops for a month then going back. After being in the mongering scene for a while I get the feeling she's really new to the game as she seemed a bit naive which was cute, I'd take her home if I could. Go see her with confidence, she's a good girl so treat her well. Stay safe friends!

[Jjaz01]

Yes, probably giving off a cop vibe or something. I was wearing a mask so I the ladies aren't able to tell if I'm smiling but I greeted them with a friendly hello and I dressed really well, first my attire was maybe to formal when I tried the first time at these establishments but the second and third time was way more casual. I didn't dress like I was a bum or anything and my hygiene was really good, clothes were clean and I was smelling. I showered right before I went the second and third time, the first time headed there straight from the office and is why I was perhaps over dressed.

Thank you for the feed back my good sir and thanks for being nice.

I'm going to try to book an appointment in advance and dress causal when I arrive. I think they'll be more welcoming once they get to know me and realise I'm not a cop and just an average guy looking to have certain needs met.

I was actually going to try USA over in Glendale after I stroke out at the other 3 places but figured I'd have the same bad luck so instead I went to ANFU and had a delightful time. I'm going to try Biltmore Clinic first since my office is very close to there, I'm not going to bother going back to Avalon or Aloha since the 2 places are in a sketchy area to begin with. I also saw some places online that show Latina massage available in Scottsdale and I live over near those places so those will be my next stops after Biltmore Clinic. I'll report back here with my experiences. Thank you!

Long time lurker, this is actually my first Time posting but I can relate to what your saying. I'm in my early 30's,I've visited many latina spots and it's Always a bit of a hassle. They cater to older men, AMP will give you the best bang for your buck.

[SonOfA]

Went in to see Linda but she was out, mika subbed in.

The goods.

Perfect a cups with pinky sized nips.

Cute girl.

Great ass.

English was meh.

Great BBBJ.

Really nice.

The bads.

Mechanical.

Her asshole was blown out and hard to look at in doggy.

If you see her, you will know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'd see again she is very pretty, but I'm not sure I'll ever get her asshole image out of my mind.

Is that a sign she does Greek?

[Kester Diamond]

Went in to see Linda but she was out, mika subbed in.

The goods.

Perfect a cups with pinky sized nips.

Cute girl.

Great ass.

English was meh.

Great BBBJ.

Really nice.

The bads.

Mechanical.

Her asshole was blown out and hard to look at in doggy.

If you see her, you will know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'd see again she is very pretty, but I'm not sure I'll ever get her asshole image out of my mind.

[Kester Diamond]

How is it my attitude? LOL Actually your response "you try some street walkers" sounds like you have the attitude problem. Sorry if something I said offends. LOL.

I'm not looking for clues why hookers won't respond to me, I'm the one dropping weekly reviews of talent.

[AsianLoverMan]

In years, I have only been refused half a dozen times, because they were legit. The best way to let them know you are not LEO and are wanting more, is to be uncovered, face down, legs spread with package showing and hands above your head so they can see if you will touch them when they "accidentally" touch your hands with their crotch. This lets them know that you know what to expect and how the game is played. Also, as soon as they touch your ass, lift it up for a better access.

[JackDeath]

Yes. I know who it is. Crazy Cassandra / Cassie Used to work out of her house near Brown and Recker.

OH! Thank God you recognized her! I, too, had an experience with here back in the day. AWFUL! Whew. Dodged a bullet there! Thanks!

[The Gooch]

I'm not having any luck at Latina massage parlors. This week I've been to several multiple times and I'm always told the same thing. We are all booked up for the night come back tomorrow. So after being turned down several times I got suspicious that they were just telling me that to get rid of me. I've went to these place 3-4 hours before they even close. So after be turned down 3 times at Baltimore Clinic, Avalon, and Aloha I decided to call 10 minutes after I drove away and asked if they were still open and all 3 said yes, I asked if I needed an appointment and they said no I can just walk in. So what gives?! Did they not want to see me because I don't fit their criteria? I'm a 30 yr old white guy tall with a good build. Do you think they think I look like a cop or I am too young? I don't have this problem at Asian parlors. Even the young Asians in their 20's are happy to service me. Truth be told I'm a bit bored of only seeing Asians, I'd like a little variety. I'd like to see some Latinas because a lot of them are thicker and got bigger asses. Nothing wrong with the Asian women, I love them but I just want to try some Latinas.

Curious if fellow mongers are as young as me in my 30's or are you guys a lot older?

I don't want to go the escort route, seems too risky. If anyone has any recommendations for me on places to try that have Latinas or know of any nice independent Latinas offering massage let me know!!

I'm really baffled as to why the Latinas are hesitant to see me. I don't know if it's my looks or my age. I drive an average car but it looks nice and I dress okay, kind of conservative. First couple times going to these 3 places I was wearing slacks and long sleeve dress shirt but the last time I was dressed more casual in shorts and polo golf shirt.

Just wondering if anybody else has had similar experiences with Latina places? Any insight anyone can give me would be appreciated.

Either you're giving off a vibe or you look too young. I'm in my late twenties but look like much younger, I can easily pass for 20-23. And from my experience and I know many of the hot / younger Latinas in the Valley on a personal level I can tell you that a lot of them prefer old white gentlemen. They are in this business to make money and not for the sex, most if not all don't enjoy it and would prefer to make the most money they can with the least amount of effort. It why the prefer older men. Not all the Latina women are this way but a good 90% of the younger / hotter ones are. They don't want any young guy to be there pounding them hard for 20-30 minutes nonstop. LOL maybe they think your cock is too big, most of those Latinas are married or dating Mexicans and probably aren't use to getting there ballon knot stretched. LOL.

[TooMuchSwag]

Hmmm, I fit your description and I don't have the same problem as you so it must be something else. Starting with the obvious and hopefully this is common sense for you, but make sure that your hygiene is in order. Take a shower, dress decently, etc. If that's not an issue maybe change up your appearance a bit. Maybe you look like a cop. Wear a trendy hat or try wearing golf attire or a uniform from work even (I'm 50/50 on this one). I know that you said you wore a polo shirt and slacks one day so it most likely isn't your attire, but something to consider. Make sure that you are friendly and smile, coming off aggressive, angry, etc I would imagine is a turn off to them. I go in a variety of attire, but always showered first, even though I am getting a shower many times. There is also USA in Glendale to try.

Yes, probably giving off a cop vibe or something. I was wearing a mask so I the ladies aren't able to tell if I'm smiling but I greeted them with a friendly hello and I dressed really well, first my attire was maybe to formal when I tried the first time at these establishments but the second and third time was way more casual. I didn't dress like I was a bum or anything and my hygiene was really good, clothes were clean and I was smelling. I showered right before I went the second and third time, the first time headed there straight from the office and is why I was perhaps over dressed.

Thank you for the feed back my good sir and thanks for being nice.

I'm going to try to book an appointment in advance and dress causal when I arrive. I think they'll be more welcoming once they get to know me and realise I'm not a cop and just an average guy looking to have certain needs met.

I was actually going to try USA over in Glendale after I stroke out at the other 3 places but figured I'd have the same bad luck so instead I went to ANFU and had a delightful time. I'm going to try Biltmore Clinic first since my office is very close to there, I'm not going to bother going back to Avalon or Aloha since the 2 places are in a sketchy area to begin with. I also saw some places online that show Latina massage available in Scottsdale and I live over near those places so those will be my next stops after Biltmore Clinic. I'll report back here with my experiences. Thank you!

[TooMuchSwag]

It's his attitude.

That post explains everything to me.

How is it my attitude? LOL Actually your response "you try some street walkers" sounds like you have the attitude problem. Sorry if something I said offends. LOL.

[TooMuchSwag]

There is always the possibility that you are a police officer and these ladies can spot you a mile away. You might be off duty and not trying to bust anyone but they can smell you a mile away.

On the other hand most deep undercover officers look like they are in a biker gang.

Try a wearing an old concert t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops. They will fuck you dressed like a beach bum.

I'm not a cop! But I can see how one might think that with my appearance. LOL I've had the Asian ladies ask me a few different times if I was a G. I. Or Marine. I've never been enlisted in the Military but I figure I give off the vibes by my crew haircut and the build of my body. I appreciate you giving me your honest observation and feedback and being a douchebag like that other poster. Thank you!

[Selasorp]

It's his attitude.

That post explains everything to me.

I agree, just his handle says that. I have never had an issue with receiving services at any parlor no matter how dressed up or down l was.

[SonOfA]

Went to massage Hau on Alma school baseline. I've been here a couple years back and it was so-so. I figured I'd give it a try again. Nothing has really changed. Middle aged Chinese girl answered, OK in the looks department and the place stunk like cigarettes. Did FS everything covered, standard prices. Same old thing here, I'll probably try again in another 2 years.

[SonOfA]

I'm not having any luck at Latina massage parlors. This week I've been to several multiple times and I'm always told the same thing. We are all booked up for the night come back tomorrow. So after being turned down several times I got suspicious that they were just telling me that to get rid of me. I've went to these place 3-4 hours before they even close. So after be turned down 3 times at Baltimore Clinic, Avalon, and Aloha I decided to call 10 minutes after I drove away and asked if they were still open and all 3 said yes, I asked if I needed an appointment and they said no I can just walk in. So what gives?! Did they not want to see me because I don't fit their criteria? I'm a 30 yr old white guy tall with a good build. Do you think they think I look like a cop or I am too young? I don't have this problem at Asian parlors. Even the young Asians in their 20's are happy to service me. Truth be told I'm a bit bored of only seeing Asians, I'd like a little variety. I'd like to see some Latinas because a lot of them are thicker and got bigger asses. Nothing wrong with the Asian women, I love them but I just want to try some Latinas.

Curious if fellow mongers are as young as me in my 30's or are you guys a lot older?

I don't want to go the escort route, seems too risky. If anyone has any recommendations for me on places to try that have Latinas or know of any nice independent Latinas offering massage let me know!!

I'm really baffled as to why the Latinas are hesitant to see me. I don't know if it's my looks or my age. I drive an average car but it looks nice and I dress okay, kind of conservative. First couple times going to these 3 places I was wearing slacks and long sleeve dress shirt but the last time I was dressed more casual in shorts and polo golf shirt.

Just wondering if anybody else has had similar experiences with Latina places? Any insight anyone can give me would be appreciated.

It is strange that you are getting that reaction from multiple places. I am in my late 20's and have only had that happen to me a few times at biltmore clinic. However, this was after I had already done FS twice with the girl twice in the past. It happened like 3 weeks in a row that I was told she was busy or had an appointment coming. Maybe it was true, but it felt like I was getting the runaround so I gave up. I stopped in a few weeks ago and she was working (this is after about 6 months of not going there). It was that time of month (so she said) so we settled on a CBJ. So, maybe she doesn't like the way I fuck.

As long as you look clean and don't ask awkward or odd questions where they feel uncomfortable, there shouldn't be a problem.

[WestTraveler]

https://adultsearch.com/arizona/phoe...y-rubs/2054115

Stopped by this LMP recently. Paid $40 for the half hr. Decent looking Latina with huge tits and nice hips, but not a strong command of English. Scented lotion. WTF? Other ads say hot towels are available. Not for me, just a white kitchen towel with a hole in the middle that was dry so I could wipe the lotion off myself. Yes, she handed it to me to wipe myself off. WTF?

She expected 200 for head and 130 for a tug. Effin nuts!! I didn't ask about FS since lesser services were outrageously overpriced.

Thankfully my big head kept control over my little head and I will not repeat. Maybe I'll stick with AMPs.