Massage Parlor Reports

[CoolWays]

Be logical, go out and TOFTT once and a while and you just may find what you are searching for, if your share your dreams from those attempts you just might get a few good nuggets of info in return.

Where the "cheapest" AMP to go to get relieved & then just walk out, I'm looking for a quick thing honestly. Shoot your recommendations.

[Bunker Buster]

Alright boys, I know someone knows someone or a somewhere that has one, shoot them at me. Where can I find my self a GH with a women on the other side or if not just in general a GH.

Where the "cheapest" AMP to go to get relieved & then just walk out, I'm looking for a quick thing honestly. Shoot your recommendations.

How much extra is it for me leaving happy? & what stuff do they offer?

I'm trying to go onto something new and dwarf female would be very new to me if you anywhere or anyone who can point me in the right direction please let me know!

If you also share some info, rather than just insisting that the boys shoot over the information you're looking for.

[JustJohn007]

What's the website address for Discreet Tempus? I put "Discreet Tempus Tysons Corner VA" into Google, and all I get is www.DiscreetStory.com repeatedly.

They have best scheduling of the PV agencies. Schedule is text to you daily when you inquire and you can text who you want to see and when. Keep in mind pictures on site are only "representative" as opposed to other agencies.

[VistaPrivada]

Normally don't go to Eden as much as the other places, but dreamt of Linda last week. Linda is cute with a very and conversational demeanor. She is Polish. Overall the dream proceeded well; on the flip she started the NOVA finish standing at the head of the massage table. This allowed for a nice view. Though her tits are kind of small (she does have a good ass to make up for it). She was pretty open to roaming. More so than the average at eden, though bottoms stayed on as always. Overall, good experience, and would repeat if I was in a pinch.

[Barkeater]

What's the website address for Discreet Tempus? I put "Discreet Tempus Tysons Corner VA" into Google, and all I get is www.DiscreetStory.com repeatedly.

The web site is literally those two words with a com at the end. You can also probably find it using another search engine like duckduckgo or yahoo. PM me if you get stuck.

--BE.

[WillOckham]

What's the website address for Discreet Tempus? I put "Discreet Tempus Tysons Corner VA" into Google, and all I get is www.DiscreetStory.com repeatedly.

[LogicXoXo]

Where the "cheapest" AMP to go to get relieved & then just walk out, I'm looking for a quick thing honestly. Shoot your recommendations.

[DCKing]

Went to see Candy last night, she's back from Thailand. Fantastic massage, great HJ, and I always playing with those fantastic breasts.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9736364.html

[Scotty1234]

Can someone give me a good reference or dm me with a place to get a nuru massage like those movies we can download? Shower, air mattress, b2 b, etc?

I have been seriously lurking and all those I look up here have bad reviews in some way. Or they moved away.

Thanks in advance!

[Serpico99]

Try Dadi massage in Manasas. Maya is the best. I think it is her own business.

I have gone here three times over the last 3 years. Only one time I got a good standard noVA. The other times were legit. Would be interested if they offered standard novA regularly.

[TheOuroboros]

I had a massage with that legendary eleventh letter of the alphabet, the eleventh letter of the alphabet (there's an echo in here) masseuse with a very lengthy digital-finger-insertion-finish about a month ago. A couple of weeks after that I decided to do some manscape grooming when I was doing my Covid every four day shave. Out of curiosity I wondered how effective I had been cleaning up the hairs in my angus crack, so I took a hand mirror and tried to position it to see my rear-end. I ended up on my bed doing a contorted yoga-type stretch with my knees near my chest and my head folded towards my chest and I held up the mirror and looked. I could hold that position for about 3 seconds and I saw what I thought was a dime sized black mole right in the brown eye area. WTF is that? (I have a history of skin cancers and irregular mole biopsies so it scared the sh*t out of me.) So in a panic I call the wife in and she looked at it and was also scared. A couple of cell phone pics later, I was panicked calling the dermatologist and luckily getting an appointment for the next morning. I did not sleep well that night. Anyway now I am in the Doctor's office and the lady Doctor with the lady nurse and the observing young girl college intern are positioned around the examining table as I bend over and spread them cheeks. Lots of hmmms and ahhhhs going on and I'm not sure if they are admiring my 70+ year old package or if they are musing about the "mole". Finally the Doctor straightens up and walks to the nearby counter and starts writing in the file notes. She turns and looks at me and says: I have very good news for you, it's a bruise. It should go away in 2-3 weeks. I offered my heart felt thanks and said: I guess when the golf cart went over that pothole I must have slammed my bottom so hard I bruised it. And that was the story I shared with the greatly relieved spouse when I got home and reported the good news, adding that when you get older you bruise more easily.

You got a work on your liar game bro. LOL.

If I ever told my spouse what I do at the massage parlor she'd take a scissor to my junk and neuter me real fucking quick hahaha.

Golf is a good example. There’s honestly a whole slew of objects one can bump into hard enough. I for one bruise like a peach. A few months ago I had two bruises on each of my ass cheeks. So like the good sociopath that I am. I went with my wife to the gym and used the rowing machine. And when she was watching me fumble around with the machine I found the opportunity to fall right off the damn thing square on my bottom. With a splash of Oscar award winning performance on my part, I told her that was gonna leave a mark.


Sure enough coming out of the shower she had a good laugh at the bruises on my ass. While I had a good laugh thinking how I actually got those marks which ended with me shooting on some top tier titties.

[WalkerC]

New place is in Tyson's. Really nice apartment, lots of parking on street. Gives a good massage, shower is available. Extra's are available if she is comfortable with you. Very cute Thai maybe 30 years old. I would say probable better looking than most of the Thai's in Tyson right now. 120 for hour massage.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...213595504.html

I have had no luck scheduling with her. Tried 2 different days about 3 weeks ago, texted "are you available today? Got no reply. Texted last week she answered "what time you want? I replied "can you do 4? Got no reply.

[Member #6783]

Just a PSA that Tyson's Candy has returned from Thailand and then LA this past weekend. Will definitely plan to visit her this upcoming week and report back if any services have changed.

[Adam2238]

Tried out Vandara for the first time. 120 fee for an hour. Big teddies that I've heard about never came out. OTC roaming was allowed after one of the best massages I've ever had. I was more in the mood to relax than to flirt, plus she isn't that pretty, so maybe the teddies come out if you put in more effort. Left happy but probably won't repeat.

[Volvo245]

Seems like Crystal Massage in Herndon is permanently closed. It was my go-to place for legit back massage with good pressure. Can I get some recommendations on excellent quality massage? HE is just a bonus on top but not a priority. Thanks.

Try Dadi massage in Manasas. Maya is the best. I think it is her own business.