Massage Parlor Reports

**LogicXoXo** · 10-15-20 21:56

M&M Wellness, anyone ever been there or know the rates?

**OrZammar** · 10-15-20 21:07

I've been trying to see Apple since July, but the universe was against me. Finally got it to happen though, it was even last minute as the provider I was originally trying to see canceled. In all is in Tyson's, nice place though there was a paint crew right outside the doors when I got there. Ad pictures represent her face almost 100%, but body is pretty plump. Stull curvy and not BBW, but not as skinny as in the ad. Also, best massage I ever had, felt like I went to a chiropractor.

Did the whole shebang, elbows on shoulder blades, neck twisting, that pull your arms and bend your back thing, some other back twisting motions I never knew existed. Popped my bones in all the right placed. I could have had no finish whatsoever and I'd be satisfied.

But there was a finish. BBBJNQNS CIM, no swallow though. At some point she let down her top, she was wearing a one piece of sorts that emphasized cleavage.

Her boobs are fun to play with, probably what you think of when someone says "funbags". Got to say, also one of the best blowjobs I ever had too (not that I had many, still a kid compared to most people on the board I imagine) , and she never stopped until I grabbed her head and busted a week long building nut. I'm most certainly repeating, assuming the stars align again. She asked me before we started what extras I wanted and I just said "oh, I can pick? Blowjob?" So I guess CFS would be on the table too, but I'm not interested in that really. I put up with it when I see elitemodels people because they hop on so quickly and the price doesn't justify only a BBBJ.

$120 for hr massage + $80 tip. $200 in total. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mc...a/9405543.html.

Still on the hunt for a bbbjnqns specialist outside of Sara or Lasy Nurse. One is in Mannasas which is an hour away and the other I find eh, because she usually does car dates. That massage erased 2 weeks of work fatigue out of me though, so I think I found a winner here. If anyone knows any other bbbjnqns specialists feel free to pm me.

**Latinalova** · 10-15-20 20:35

Recently saw that Comfort in Manassas is now offering Groupons. Interesting, as I don't know of many MPs on Groupon that will give you a HE.

**Bunker Buster** · 10-15-20 18:08

Originally Posted by DataEast12 [View Original Post]

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

You went to a place you don't know the name of, in a location that has 3-4 massage places, and you didn't catch any names.

This is a Penthouse Forum letter sending readers on a scavenger hunt.

Was this the place?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/soft-touch-therapy-springfield

**BD490** · 10-15-20 17:47

Took a trip to Vienna for this one based on RM reviews, can't say it was delightful.

Don't know the name of the provider, but seems to be a one man show right now.

Massage is a 2/10, HE is a -10/10 good lord. You'd expect ladies in the business to know how to handle your Johnson, but I swear she was trying to make fire with my stick. I've never met such an aggressive and hard tug in my life. If you're into that, by all means go for it. Otherwise, big pass. 40 for tip.

**Life410** · 10-15-20 14:55

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Something weird is happening at BG. They're down to 4 girls and only schedule 2 days a week. Last week they didn't even bother to update their schedule. They used to be the gold standard for me for good looking girls but now I'm worried.

BG had / has a $20 premium for showing faces and having white girls readily available. Since they blurred the faces It's been just a white girl premium for a couple years now. ST many of years had one or no white girls at any given time.

I never been to BG. Cause based on reviews they had a crappy couch setup and I was already satisfied rolling dice with ST and their comfortable accommodations.

Maybe I'll try BG for courosity sake. But I been saying that to myself for 8 years and haven't done it yet, LOL.

**HornedLaw** · 10-15-20 11:13

Originally Posted by DataEast12 [View Original Post]

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

Looks like there's a couple massage places in that area off of Traford in Springfield, which did you go to? What were the damages?

**RyanHarvey** · 10-15-20 10:38

Originally Posted by Novabhanchan [View Original Post]

This is a first for me where I'm unable to set up an appointment. I've repeatedly tried to call and email at bluegems with no response. Can anyone post or PM me the "code"? Much appreciated.

Something weird is happening at BG. They're down to 4 girls and only schedule 2 days a week. Last week they didn't even bother to update their schedule. They used to be the gold standard for me for good looking girls but now I'm worried.

**DataEast12** · 10-15-20 06:58

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

**NovaThings** · 10-14-20 09:11

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

So disappointed they're closed this whole week. Doesn't help that BlueGems has no girls scheduled today either. That leaves me with Edens (never got more than BBBJ there) or Discreet Tempus which has always gotten horrible reviews here.

This is a first for me where I'm unable to set up an appointment. I've repeatedly tried to call and email at bluegems with no response. Can anyone post or PM me the "code"? Much appreciated.

**Dunkinhne** · 10-14-20 06:18

Second that! Schedules finally aligned and I was able to see this cutie recently. Hoping for an expanded menu I opted for the 1 hr nuru for $$ I know I know overpaid like a fool but figured I would roll the dice. Well as goes with this hobby at times I struck out. Massage was meh, no real skill, no nuru gel just a warming lotion body slide. No shower before or after. She's super cute and that body is awesome but just didn't seem into it and on the flip as others have said it's all HE only with limited roaming. Thongs stayed on the entire time and after that price point I didn't bother with even asking if more was on the menu. Would I repeat? Maybe for a combo massage only in a pinch given how sexy she is but with tempered expectations. Stay safe fellas!

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-13-20 17:57

Originally Posted by Irwin69 [View Original Post]

Text her for info and she got so rude. Sent me a pic of her and Complimented her looks. She text me "fuck off w this bullshit" I don't know what triggered her response but that pretty much ended my attempts to see her.

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.

**HornedLaw** · 10-13-20 15:13

I'd seen a Tysons provider by the name of Irene posting a lot recently, sometimes with a picture of her in a red nightie / dress like outfit that made me interested to try her out. Communication was easy, got the address then was given the apartment once I was there. She's the girl in the red alright, but a bit older. Offered a shower on arrival but I'd just taken one. The room had a smaller massage table and a bed. When she asked what kind of massage I wanted I went with the standard reply of "medium" because I don't want anyone doing anything too crazy, but maybe I should have said just destroy me because what she gave me was essentially light touch the whole time.

Like most "independent" providers, it was $1. 2 to get in the door, that apparently didn't come with anything else. FS is certainly on the table because she offered it to me, but I didn't get a price as I wasn't interested in that. She wanted. 6 for a standard nova, to which I countered with. 4 and topless. She let me play with the girls and slide a finger in and didn't rush anything. Afterwards she gave me some really solid stretching of my legs and a good head massage, where was that strength earlier? I took the offer of a shower afterwards and said my goodbyes.

The up selling alone makes me not want to go back, I can get the same services for a massage I've paid a. 6 house fee for plus tip and still come in under her price to get in the door. The table was also a bit small for my taste, I'm a bigger guy at over 6' and large frame, I appreciate providers like Ji Ji who have a nice, solid massage table.

**RyanHarvey** · 10-13-20 12:46

Originally Posted by TwitchJohnson [View Original Post]

Oh wow that accent will be interesting. What were her looks like overall? Any celebrity look alike she has?

I'd give her a 7/10. Cute Asian girl but can't think of a celebrity she looks like.

**Irwin69** · 10-13-20 11:43

Originally Posted by JimBliss478 [View Original Post]

I was curious and I gave Eve a try. Took me couple weeks due to her changing schedule and going back and forth between here and NYC. Her place is in a basement of an office building.

She is an attractive lady in her late 20's / early 30's and her pics are pretty accurate. Nice firm ass which I like and she was topless while massaging me. I got that combination massage for $. 2. Mediocre massage and HJ. I asked for more and she agreed to CBJ for. 8 not worth it in my opinion. Her CBJ was short and unenthusiastic. She moved away when I tried to finger her. I would pick FHOH like Sandra or Leah over her. YMMV I guess.

Text her for info and she got so rude. Sent me a pic of her and Complimented her looks. She text me "fuck off w this bullshit" I don't know what triggered her response but that pretty much ended my attempts to see her.