Massage Parlor Reports

**Happy Guy 2** · 10-15-20 23:39

Had the itch on Tuesday and called Best.

Too busy. Everyone back in town apparently with an itch too from Monday holiday. Was asked to come back Wednesday which was no good for me but went for a visit today.

2 new fresh girls there working. Met them both. Very friendly. Had a delightful session and always leave very happy. I do tip nicely upfront, so there is usually no discussion about money, because that kills it for me. I thought the menu was nice. Angie, Very well developed up top, friendly, warm and and soft, sweet and cuddly. Great personality and surprisingly good English. We actually had nice real conversations in between rounds. Sort of surprised me in a nice relaxing way. Like going out on a date with a friendly chick !

Other new gal is Suzzie or Suzy? She is pleasant on the eyes, tall and slim and also with a big smile. Can't vouch for her skills but I aim to visit her too, when I get back in town. I guess like dining, pick the item you like best on the menu.. if available. We all have different tastes and good food and variety is great.

Since they are near Chantilly Costco, it always makes it a pleasant trip to go shopping.

Remember, as PA sais, be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you. I know he is always a gentleman and it never hurts to be friendly and polite.

Be safe and enjoy.

HG2.

**Serpico99** · 10-15-20 22:33

Originally Posted by Latinalova [View Original Post]

Recently saw that Comfort in Manassas is now offering Groupons. Interesting, as I don't know of many MPs on Groupon that will give you a HE.

Showing up at an AMP and asking for a discount with Groupon will mark you as a legit customer and won't get you far in terms of extras. In fact I don't think this place will accept Groupon and probably will balk (and play dumb) at any guy looking to use Groupon.

**Kijimuna** · 10-15-20 22:27

Originally Posted by Latinalova [View Original Post]

Recently saw that Comfort in Manassas is now offering Groupons. Interesting, as I don't know of many MPs on Groupon that will give you a HE.

The rate seems to be the same as normal. $1 a minute.

**LogicXoXo** · 10-15-20 21:56

M&M Wellness, anyone ever been there or know the rates?

**OrZammar** · 10-15-20 21:07

I've been trying to see Apple since July, but the universe was against me. Finally got it to happen though, it was even last minute as the provider I was originally trying to see canceled. In all is in Tyson's, nice place though there was a paint crew right outside the doors when I got there. Ad pictures represent her face almost 100%, but body is pretty plump. Stull curvy and not BBW, but not as skinny as in the ad. Also, best massage I ever had, felt like I went to a chiropractor.

Did the whole shebang, elbows on shoulder blades, neck twisting, that pull your arms and bend your back thing, some other back twisting motions I never knew existed. Popped my bones in all the right placed. I could have had no finish whatsoever and I'd be satisfied.

But there was a finish. BBBJNQNS CIM, no swallow though. At some point she let down her top, she was wearing a one piece of sorts that emphasized cleavage.

Her boobs are fun to play with, probably what you think of when someone says "funbags". Got to say, also one of the best blowjobs I ever had too (not that I had many, still a kid compared to most people on the board I imagine) , and she never stopped until I grabbed her head and busted a week long building nut. I'm most certainly repeating, assuming the stars align again. She asked me before we started what extras I wanted and I just said "oh, I can pick? Blowjob?" So I guess CFS would be on the table too, but I'm not interested in that really. I put up with it when I see elitemodels people because they hop on so quickly and the price doesn't justify only a BBBJ.

$120 for hr massage + $80 tip. $200 in total. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mc...a/9405543.html.

Still on the hunt for a bbbjnqns specialist outside of Sara or Lasy Nurse. One is in Mannasas which is an hour away and the other I find eh, because she usually does car dates. That massage erased 2 weeks of work fatigue out of me though, so I think I found a winner here. If anyone knows any other bbbjnqns specialists feel free to pm me.

**Latinalova** · 10-15-20 20:35

Recently saw that Comfort in Manassas is now offering Groupons. Interesting, as I don't know of many MPs on Groupon that will give you a HE.

**Bunker Buster** · 10-15-20 18:08

Originally Posted by DataEast12 [View Original Post]

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

You went to a place you don't know the name of, in a location that has 3-4 massage places, and you didn't catch any names.

This is a Penthouse Forum letter sending readers on a scavenger hunt.

Was this the place?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/soft-touch-therapy-springfield

**BD490** · 10-15-20 17:47

Took a trip to Vienna for this one based on RM reviews, can't say it was delightful.

Don't know the name of the provider, but seems to be a one man show right now.

Massage is a 2/10, HE is a -10/10 good lord. You'd expect ladies in the business to know how to handle your Johnson, but I swear she was trying to make fire with my stick. I've never met such an aggressive and hard tug in my life. If you're into that, by all means go for it. Otherwise, big pass. 40 for tip.

**Life410** · 10-15-20 14:55

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Something weird is happening at BG. They're down to 4 girls and only schedule 2 days a week. Last week they didn't even bother to update their schedule. They used to be the gold standard for me for good looking girls but now I'm worried.

BG had / has a $20 premium for showing faces and having white girls readily available. Since they blurred the faces It's been just a white girl premium for a couple years now. ST many of years had one or no white girls at any given time.

I never been to BG. Cause based on reviews they had a crappy couch setup and I was already satisfied rolling dice with ST and their comfortable accommodations.

Maybe I'll try BG for courosity sake. But I been saying that to myself for 8 years and haven't done it yet, LOL.

**HornedLaw** · 10-15-20 11:13

Originally Posted by DataEast12 [View Original Post]

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

Looks like there's a couple massage places in that area off of Traford in Springfield, which did you go to? What were the damages?

**RyanHarvey** · 10-15-20 10:38

Originally Posted by Novabhanchan [View Original Post]

This is a first for me where I'm unable to set up an appointment. I've repeatedly tried to call and email at bluegems with no response. Can anyone post or PM me the "code"? Much appreciated.

Something weird is happening at BG. They're down to 4 girls and only schedule 2 days a week. Last week they didn't even bother to update their schedule. They used to be the gold standard for me for good looking girls but now I'm worried.

**DataEast12** · 10-15-20 06:58

Found a nice MP off of Traford in springfield. Didn't catch any names but the provider was very hot nice chest and not old like most of the MP's I've been to in the nova area. Sweet girl, fun and giggly. Gave a nice ts and took good care of cleaning the boys (how I can tell it's going to be a fun visit).

On the ts she really seemed to enjoy cleaning out back which I enjoy.

She carried that onto the table and gave what had to be the best prostate exam I've ever had while also working the other bits.

Going to return again for sure.

Stay happy stay safe!

**NovaThings** · 10-14-20 09:11

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

So disappointed they're closed this whole week. Doesn't help that BlueGems has no girls scheduled today either. That leaves me with Edens (never got more than BBBJ there) or Discreet Tempus which has always gotten horrible reviews here.

This is a first for me where I'm unable to set up an appointment. I've repeatedly tried to call and email at bluegems with no response. Can anyone post or PM me the "code"? Much appreciated.

**Dunkinhne** · 10-14-20 06:18

Second that! Schedules finally aligned and I was able to see this cutie recently. Hoping for an expanded menu I opted for the 1 hr nuru for $$ I know I know overpaid like a fool but figured I would roll the dice. Well as goes with this hobby at times I struck out. Massage was meh, no real skill, no nuru gel just a warming lotion body slide. No shower before or after. She's super cute and that body is awesome but just didn't seem into it and on the flip as others have said it's all HE only with limited roaming. Thongs stayed on the entire time and after that price point I didn't bother with even asking if more was on the menu. Would I repeat? Maybe for a combo massage only in a pinch given how sexy she is but with tempered expectations. Stay safe fellas!

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.

**TheOuroboros** · 10-13-20 17:57

Originally Posted by Irwin69 [View Original Post]

Text her for info and she got so rude. Sent me a pic of her and Complimented her looks. She text me "fuck off w this bullshit" I don't know what triggered her response but that pretty much ended my attempts to see her.

When I wrote my review over a month back. It was my first time with her. For $. 2 I got a half hour handy from a gorgeous young Brazilian girl with a bombshell body.

Was I blown away by the experience? Hmmm. I think more accurately I was blown away by the promise of a future experience. I was tagging under the assumption that my next visit would yield even better results. A promise that wasn't ever fulfilled because when I texted her I never got a response. I tried a few times and gave up and then I saw these reviews and I'll admit, maybe it was a case of rose-tinted glasses.

Eve is pretty. But you're right highly overpriced and overrated. Eventually the allure will fade (if the burnout doesn't happen first) and then all those potential clients they told to "fuck-off" will lead to a barrel of regret.

Probably not. The amount of mongers are as ubiquitous as weeds in a garden.