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**ChrisHansen92** · 09-27-20 21:58

I do not recommend this this one but you be the judge. Showed up about an hour late. Angry woman with an attitude. All business and started adding rules on when she walked in and took the donation. Get every detail before she comes over and be prepared she will change the rules when she arrives. As usual on this this site she shows 4 reviews probably all negative but reported them and had them removed so none are visible.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...342/3146905411

**Dubberman** · 09-27-20 21:07

Originally Posted by DVelvet69 [View Original Post]

Here you go.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/54429994/

Yes Kristina is hot AF "visually speaking" but under NO circumstances let her appearance dupe you into seeing her because that is her lure (or "con" to be more accurate). The reality is once you show up and hand over the cash she ALWAYS immediately morphs into a level-5 shitshow of GPS, terrible attitude and "zero" interest in pleasing her clients-in other words, she "will" screw you but it won't be in the way you are hoping for.

PS: If you want to know just how conniving and manipulating this girl really is, look up the name "JoeWill" on this site....

I don't think JoeWill was the first account that Kristina made here. I remember browsing the Carbondale board a while back and saw that the mod had overwritten her post that was ranting at someone for leaving a bad review with a severe warning that he stickied to the top of the thread so that it was the first thing everyone saw when they open it. I think the guy said in his review that she was bipolar or something.

**Fbm014** · 09-27-20 19:39

Originally Posted by RainMaker18 [View Original Post]

I am trying to figure out how you got. Hold of her, I went thru all her post and see no phone number.

I have interest too. Didn't see a name or number. Care to share?

**Fbm014** · 09-27-20 19:29

Originally Posted by King50 [View Original Post]

Saw Lindsey a few months ago. Pictures are a little old but she is very friendly and acomodating. I came to her small house on Rock road near 170. She greated me at the door with a big smile. She asked me to lay the donation on a table and started undressing to make me feel comfortale. I undressed,

And lay on her bed. She undressed my shorts and stared teasing my soldier and brought him to full tension. Her tits are firm for a 42 yrs old. They are delicuos between my lips. She showered before I arrived per my request. So her body is clean and smells good. She put on the coverand began sucking my stiff rod. Everything is covered as she does not want std. I asked her to turn over and then entered the juicy cooch from behind. After a few minutes of doggy, I flipped her over and started miss. Seeing her tits bouncing as I my piston thrusting in and out of her pussy is amazing. She moaned and asked me if I want to fuck her ass. I said no because I never fucked the back door and the thought of getting shit on my dick would gross me out. My boy began to soften beacause I was out of breath after a few minutes of thrusting and lifting her butt up in the air. She then tried to bring my boy back up to full attention with CBJ but was unsucessful. I then asked her to stop, got dressed, and left her house. I went for a qv. Next time I see her, I would go for hhr. 80 for qv. 120 for hhr.

www.escortbabylon.net/review_list/3149393952

You mentioned all covered. Does she allow DATY?

**Toocan 3** · 09-27-20 18:28

Originally Posted by DVelvet69 [View Original Post]

Here you go.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/54429994/

Yes Kristina is hot AF "visually speaking" but under NO circumstances let her appearance dupe you into seeing her because that is her lure (or con to be more accurate). The reality once you show up and hand over the cash is that she ALWAYS immediately morphs into a level-5 shitshow of GPS, terrible attitude and "zero" interest in pleasing her clients-in other words, she "will" screw you but it won't be in the way you are hoping for.

It is funny the way things start out then turn out. When Kristina started out she was extremely hot and the full meal deal. Management scooped her and Katie up and off to the Lou they went. She was in the Carbondale area a week 10 days and prob didn't do to good here. Hence back to the Lou to piss on you guys day anyway possible. As soon as the coins dry up for her she either be on SB stroll or fade away. It's a shame bc she certainly is a freakin doll.

**DVelvet69** · 09-27-20 18:11

Originally Posted by King50 [View Original Post]

Sorry to hear that bro. Do you have a link to her ad that I can see who she is?

Here you go.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/54429994/

Yes Kristina is hot AF "visually speaking" but under NO circumstances let her appearance dupe you into seeing her because that is her lure (or "con" to be more accurate). The reality is once you show up and hand over the cash she ALWAYS immediately morphs into a level-5 shitshow of GPS, terrible attitude and "zero" interest in pleasing her clients-in other words, she "will" screw you but it won't be in the way you are hoping for.

PS: If you want to know just how conniving and manipulating this girl really is, look up the name "JoeWill" on this site....

**RogueOne1977** · 09-27-20 18:10

Originally Posted by King50 [View Original Post]

Saw Lindsey a few months ago. Pictures are a little old but she is very friendly and acomodating. I came to her small house on Rock road near 170. She greated me at the door with a big smile. She asked me to lay the donation on a table and started undressing to make me feel comfortale. I undressed,

And lay on her bed. She undressed my shorts and stared teasing my soldier and brought him to full tension. Her tits are firm for a 42 yrs old. They are delicuos between my lips. She showered before I arrived per my request. So her body is clean and smells good. She put on the coverand began sucking my stiff rod. Everything is covered as she does not want std. I asked her to turn over and then entered the juicy cooch from behind. After a few minutes of doggy, I flipped her over and started miss. Seeing her tits bouncing as I my piston thrusting in and out of her pussy is amazing. She moaned and asked me if I want to fuck her ass. I said no because I never fucked the back door and the thought of getting shit on my dick would gross me out. My boy began to soften beacause I was out of breath after a few minutes of thrusting and lifting her butt up in the air. She then tried to bring my boy back up to full attention with CBJ but was unsucessful. I then asked her to stop, got dressed, and left her house. I went for a qv. Next time I see her, I would go for hhr. 80 for qv. 120 for hhr.

www.escortbabylon.net/review_list/3149393952

Oh yeah! I saw her a few times before Covid. She was always very friendly and attentive. I might have to try her out again. Glad you had a good experience!

**King50** · 09-27-20 02:21

Saw Lindsey a few months ago. Pictures are a little old but she is very friendly and acomodating. I came to her small house on Rock road near 170. She greated me at the door with a big smile. She asked me to lay the donation on a table and started undressing to make me feel comfortale. I undressed,

And lay on her bed. She undressed my shorts and stared teasing my soldier and brought him to full tension. Her tits are firm for a 42 yrs old. They are delicuos between my lips. She showered before I arrived per my request. So her body is clean and smells good. She put on the coverand began sucking my stiff rod. Everything is covered as she does not want std. I asked her to turn over and then entered the juicy cooch from behind. After a few minutes of doggy, I flipped her over and started miss. Seeing her tits bouncing as I my piston thrusting in and out of her pussy is amazing. She moaned and asked me if I want to fuck her ass. I said no because I never fucked the back door and the thought of getting shit on my dick would gross me out. My boy began to soften beacause I was out of breath after a few minutes of thrusting and lifting her butt up in the air. She then tried to bring my boy back up to full attention with CBJ but was unsucessful. I then asked her to stop, got dressed, and left her house. I went for a qv. Next time I see her, I would go for hhr. 80 for qv. 120 for hhr.

www.escortbabylon.net/review_list/3149393952

**King50** · 09-27-20 01:24

Originally Posted by RogueOne1977 [View Original Post]

Ok dudes. I should have listened but sometimes you have to find out for yourself. I thought at the very least it would be lackluster sex but I got the full experience. To make a long story short I went for a QV and like everyone said it was lame. I didn't even get hard she was so unenthusiastic. I don't even know why she does this work. So basically after realizing it wasn't going anywhere I just said ok lets call it and Ill come back. As I was getting dressed she gets on the phone and starts talking to someone. Telling them I was trying to rob her and take the money. Which I wasn't. At that point she tells me to get out and I'm only half dressed. So basically I threw on what I could and left. I didn't even have my shoes on and she's forcing me out of her apartment. She then proceeds to text me and say that she could read body language and that I was getting ready to steal from her house. Again. Completely wrong. This chick is a headcase. She must have BPD because she was super nice when I first walked in but the minute I just said lets stop she flipped a switch. Anyway. There is another Kristina story to add to the mix. Avoid this one. Don't be stupid like I was.

Sorry to hear that bro. Do you have a link to her ad that I can see who she is?

**Yakov** · 09-26-20 17:02

I don't see many mentions of her on here so I thought I would review her. I saw her about a month ago.

Cons: Everything covered, no msog- even for an hour.

Pros: Very good CBJ with deepthroat. Young with a good body (pictures are pretty accurate). She makes a lot of noise. I love that.

She is chatty and I liked her personality. Easy to schedule. 200 for an hour.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/54436963/

**RogueOne1977** · 09-26-20 14:27

Originally Posted by RainMaker18 [View Original Post]

I am trying to figure out how you got. Hold of her, I went thru all her post and see no phone number.

Weird! It was there. PM me if you want it.

**DVelvet69** · 09-26-20 14:27

Originally Posted by RogueOne1977 [View Original Post]

Ok dudes. I should have listened but sometimes you have to find out for yourself. I thought at the very least it would be lackluster sex but I got the full experience. To make a long story short I went for a QV and like everyone said it was lame. I didn't even get hard she was so unenthusiastic. I don't even know why she does this work. So basically after realizing it wasn't going anywhere I just said ok lets call it and Ill come back. As I was getting dressed she gets on the phone and starts talking to someone. Telling them I was trying to rob her and take the money. Which I wasn't. At that point she tells me to get out and I'm only half dressed. So basically I threw on what I could and left. I didn't even have my shoes on and she's forcing me out of her apartment. She then proceeds to text me and say that she could read body language and that I was getting ready to steal from her house. Again. Completely wrong. This chick is a headcase. She must have BPD because she was super nice when I first walked in but the minute I just said lets stop she flipped a switch. Anyway. There is another Kristina story to add to the mix. Avoid this one. Don't be stupid like I was.

Damn, sorry you had to find out the hard way what we have all warned everyone about her but look on the bright side, with her well known nasty, flippant attitude and piss poor performance track record it sounds like you got off rather light compared to others!

**Manfree888** · 09-26-20 13:55

Originally Posted by RogueOne1977 [View Original Post]

Ok dudes. I should have listened but sometimes you have to find out for yourself. I thought at the very least it would be lackluster sex but I got the full experience. To make a long story short I went for a QV and like everyone said it was lame. I didn't even get hard she was so unenthusiastic. I don't even know why she does this work. So basically after realizing it wasn't going anywhere I just said ok lets call it and Ill come back. As I was getting dressed she gets on the phone and starts talking to someone. Telling them I was trying to rob her and take the money. Which I wasn't. At that point she tells me to get out and I'm only half dressed. So basically I threw on what I could and left. I didn't even have my shoes on and she's forcing me out of her apartment. She then proceeds to text me and say that she could read body language and that I was getting ready to steal from her house. Again. Completely wrong. This chick is a headcase. She must have BPD because she was super nice when I first walked in but the minute I just said lets stop she flipped a switch. Anyway. There is another Kristina story to add to the mix. Avoid this one. Don't be stupid like I was.

That's horrible. I tried giving her a shout for an outcall. She quoted 400. That's a big hell to the no right there. Damn girls here think that snatch between their legs is worth gold! Haha.