Massage Parlor Reports

[MartyByrde]

I usually drive up and down 99 here in the north end, and Evergreen was on my TDL. Yesterday I noticed the name changed to Green Spa. Decided it was time to check this one off the list. If memory serves me right, I thought this was place strictly massage / HJ only. So I only brought $170 with me. The place was big inside and very clean. Paid the $60 house fee for the hour, and decided to keep my expectations low, thinking I'll get an older gal dressed in pants. Whoa, was I surprised! In walked this smoking hot girl in a neon pink dress, long brown hair, probably in her 30's, and wearing a mask. Her name was Jenny. The TS area was really nice, not the like the dungeons I usually see. On the flip, we agreed on CBJ for another $80 and she took off that pink dress. Thank God I had my mask on, because my tongue would've rolled straight out. She was very enthusiastic, especially when she moved to 69. Damn her pussy looked so good. I grabbed her ass cheeks spreading it a bit, and she got more excited and the pace quickened. Finished up after that. As I got dressed, she said I have a "really big boy down there. Next time bring $220 and we'll have a better time. " It's a nice place and if Jenny is any indication of the girls there, I'll have come back and try the rest of the menu.

Excellent report! If she provides BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS all for $220 (including $60 house fee), that's a very good deal! Rimming would also be an added bonus.

[Seattle Dad]

Anyone try this?

Met a cute mamasan with a decent rack. She shook her head 'no' to HJ request.

Too bad because she was cute enough for a squirt.

[OzzyKid62]

I usually drive up and down 99 here in the north end, and Evergreen was on my TDL. Yesterday I noticed the name changed to Green Spa. Decided it was time to check this one off the list. If memory serves me right, I thought this was place strictly massage / HJ only. So I only brought $170 with me. The place was big inside and very clean. Paid the $60 house fee for the hour, and decided to keep my expectations low, thinking I'll get an older gal dressed in pants. Whoa, was I surprised! In walked this smoking hot girl in a neon pink dress, long brown hair, probably in her 30's, and wearing a mask. Her name was Jenny. The TS area was really nice, not the like the dungeons I usually see. On the flip, we agreed on CBJ for another $80 and she took off that pink dress. Thank God I had my mask on, because my tongue would've rolled straight out. She was very enthusiastic, especially when she moved to 69. Damn her pussy looked so good. I grabbed her ass cheeks spreading it a bit, and she got more excited and the pace quickened. Finished up after that. As I got dressed, she said I have a "really big boy down there. Next time bring $220 and we'll have a better time. " It's a nice place and if Jenny is any indication of the girls there, I'll have come back and try the rest of the menu.

[FullMetalHelme]

Ouch doesn't sound like the last year since I saw her has been kind.

Last year? Do you mean last decade?

'Cause her body doesn't look anything like the Jessica Rabbit-esque hourglass shape in her photos where she's wearing the pink dress and the blue dress.

Then again, none of her photos show her face, so it could've been a bait and switch.

[Matt206]

Someone mentioned how they like a massage first and then see what happens. Last month I had an hour appointment at top massage on university ave and I brought another 100 with me for tip because I didn't feel like going to an atm and wanted a massage mainly.

So I get there and the woman is relatively attractive but the massage is okay. But she starts doing the light finger dancing about 15 minutes in and is teasing and what not. And then she tells me to flip at about 20. She's negotiating and wanting more than double what I brought for CFS and More than I brought for just a HE no roaming. So we agree on he but I said I wanted more of massage. She was actually annoyed that I kind of wanted her to give me a 45 minute massage with a he instead of FS right away and leaving. I think I saw someone's review around the same time where he didn't even get a massage. I guess my style is not to be grabby or put the money down. I like the build up and uncertainty before the flip. Anyway her attitude was shit after that. When I flipped again I just gave her forty and left with some time left on the clock.

Maybe I'll go back if I ever want the flip without the massage.

[Overdoser]

Thanks a lot why'all. Spot wasn't bad, & I wasn't looking for a massage this time, so I think I'll have it covered next time!

Probably going to hit up a different spot though, I like to switch it around. I know the 1st place I went to offered FS for $, so that might be an option too!

You already know you paid too much. Say all the things you were thinking of saying but stayed quiet. There's not much more to it.

I prefer the places where they actually do the massage. That way if I pay $60 up front and for whatever reason change my mind about the rest at least I get a massage out of it. I don't always pay the full amount up front unless I already know what will happen or I've been there before.

First off, I never place money out where the woman can see it. I personally think that is not a good idea.

Secondly, I negotiate as best as I can for services / price. Sometimes I am lucky and "hit the jackpot", but sometimes strike out. Besides your behavior and how you present yourself, it depends on the woman. Some are more "loose" than others.

For those times where I have been lucky, I can typically get BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS for a total amount of between $200 and $240. And if it's at an AMP, those figures also include the "60 "house fee" (I always book an hour).

As for when I climax, I take my time, and most of the women are fine with that. And at some AMPs, after doing the "deed", and if there is any time left, the gal will continue on with a massage.

I have been there a few times (but not recently). It's kind of hit and miss with 1) the "quality" of the woman you get, and 2) whether a HE / HJ is provided or not.

[Peet0115]

Looks like they reopened. Nice 30-40 year old. Not dressed too sexy. She was big but pretty face Ask for 30 min gave. 4. Very nice massage with HE flip with some roaming. Might worth a trip back but wasn't able to see any of the other girls.

[MartyByrde]

Let me know what I did wrong!

First off, I never place money out where the woman can see it. I personally think that is not a good idea.

Secondly, I negotiate as best as I can for services / price. Sometimes I am lucky and "hit the jackpot", but sometimes strike out. Besides your behavior and how you present yourself, it depends on the woman. Some are more "loose" than others.

For those times where I have been lucky, I can typically get BBBJ, DATY, DATO, and BBFS for a total amount of between $200 and $240. And if it's at an AMP, those figures also include the "60 "house fee" (I always book an hour).

As for when I climax, I take my time, and most of the women are fine with that. And at some AMPs, after doing the "deed", and if there is any time left, the gal will continue on with a massage.

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

I have been there a few times (but not recently). It's kind of hit and miss with 1) the "quality" of the woman you get, and 2) whether a HE / HJ is provided or not.

[Jonderin]

Let me know what I did wrong!

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

You already know you paid too much. Say all the things you were thinking of saying but stayed quiet. There's not much more to it.

I prefer the places where they actually do the massage. That way if I pay $60 up front and for whatever reason change my mind about the rest at least I get a massage out of it. I don't always pay the full amount up front unless I already know what will happen or I've been there before.

[Overdoser]

Saw TomaIn's report & wanted to check this place out. I must be a bad monger, cause I didn't get the same deal hah. I'm still learning so whatever I guess. Next time I'll do the exact same thing hah.

I walked in hit the buzzer on the front desk & a very attractive lady with hair to her ribs greeted me. She was wearing a slip on / off dress that was nice. She had a tight ass & perky tits!

I paid the. 6 house fee & she let me in the back & immediately started touching my chest & body as she took me to a room. She commented a LOT about how young I look, saying I looked like I was in my 20's (I wish).

(Tomain said he put all the money up front at the desk, so that might be where I fucked up).

She stayed in the room while I undressed & did a couple LEO style checks I assume? When I got to my boxers she kinda pulled them out so she could see inside hah. She grabbed my dick over the boxers as well. I just took them off & she did a little reach around from behind & asked for money. I only took $$ with me cause that's what I saw in the review, but she wanted a full $$ once I was in the room. Again, I'm not good at this haha. I'll refer you to my old post about negotiating with your dick out. I probably should have said "I already gave you. 6", but I didn't. Probably should have said "are you going to give me a massage, then?" but I didn't. I settled for a CBJ / HJ instead. I just gave her the $.4 I had. I know, I know. I paid too much. My bad.

She took off her dress & let me grab her tits & ass a lot. She had nice perky tits, & this is coming from an ass man. She kept her legs pretty tight, but didn't mind me rubbing her pus a bit. Didn't get any fingers in, she was pretty dry down there. I also noticed a very large scar going up the side of her waist, just FYI. Wasn't a turn off, but I'm always wondering if some of these providers are post-ops LOL. Probably shouldn't be playing a dangerous game like this if I'm worried about stuff like that. But that's another story.

She did the CBJ, some ball licking. I think she was getting a little irritated that I didn't bust immediately? I'm still learning that aspect of it. Do y'all just take your time? Do you try & finish early or just use up the whole time? Do they ask you to hurry up? She would just stop & kinda look at me like "anything?" but I'm just a tough bust. Especially if it's CBJ haha, take that shit off! She eventually did, but only for the HE. She got on the table though so I could see her pussy / ass pretty good & had two handfuls of tits while she finished me off.

It was fun, but I was hoping to fuck. Might hit it again though. But there's plenty of other spots.

Name I got was Apple. Spent $$ total.

Let me know what I did wrong!

Off topic, but has anyone been to the spot on Pac Hwy & 272nd above the laundromat? LOL! What a location.

[Provo RM]

I hadn't heard anything about Elite for a while so I cruised by yesterday to see if it was open again. Turns out they are open. I went in and Lee greeted me. I asked nicely if anyone else was working and she said she was the only one there. She was in her forties probably, not too attractive but the little head told me to I'd be happy later. To cut to the chase, fifteen minutes later I'm sliding it in. I go in quite easily, since she's loose enough I think two or three of us could go in at the same time. Regardless, now I'm banging away at her, and between having a condom on and now realising that she's just downright fugly, I can't keep it up any longer. I mention the condom issue and ask if I can take it off for a BBBJ and she says nooooo. So I decide to just finish without finishing, ya know? As I'm sitting in the car, I realise that if I met her at a party or something, and we hit it off and she offered to go back to her place, I wouldn't do her for free, so WTH am I dropping two bills on her for?

Won't repeat.

[Moose21]

1230 S 336th St Unit B Federal Way. I have been there about 3 times and only had quality service once and shorted significant time each visit.

Have been there multiple times. The only time I was shorted is when I saw Eva right before she had an appointment with someone who called in. They thought I was the one who called ahead. Paid for an hour but only received 30 minutes. Didn't mind because Eva was BBFS friendly so it was worth the extra $20. .

Have scheduled 30 minutes since but Summer had me upgrade to 60 last time so she could finish the hour with a nice head massage. Sure wish she was as open as Eva was. Can't even get her to budge on BBBJ.

[Seattleik]

I've been to the sunshine massage gotten FS there a couple months back, orchid is just R&T no FS, river massage has 3 girls and FS is great there in my experience as well as T&why massage good FS as well and ocean massage on 336 st suite b by a deli provides FS not the one by Thomas Kinkade castle, believe that's just a rub and tug place, happy foot is nice as well for FS.

Sup y'all.

Going to hit an AMP again tomorrow or Friday. Going for that FS this time! Anyway, I do a lot of driving on Pac Hwy & there are a lot of AMPs that look sketchy as hell. I was wondering if anyone has hit that one on on Pac Hwy & 312/31x where the Karaoke place is?

There's also two back to back spots on Pac Hwy & Dash Point Rd: Orchid Massage & Sunshine Massage? Anyone been there?

And then there's the Ocean Spa I thought was being referred to in previous posts, but I guess that's a different one. This one is right next to the Thomas Kinkade castle structure on Pac Hwy & like 288th.

Thanks! I'll let you know how my trip goes, though it probably won't be one of these spots.

[UwHuskies87]

Went in today, and bumped into a guy at the counter, felt very weird!! Told that will come later and got out of there. Bummer! Waiting maybe anybody else confirms something? This thing alone didn't look promising for me.

That was probably the owner from the sounds of the previous poster stating he knows the owner in real life. I've been on 3 separate occasions and the guy was there in his office each time. He greeted me the first two times I went in. Obviously he probably knows what goes down but the extra "income" is worth it for him as long as the place stays clean. Just my two cents.

[Overdoser]

Sup y'all.

Going to hit an AMP again tomorrow or Friday. Going for that FS this time! Anyway, I do a lot of driving on Pac Hwy & there are a lot of AMPs that look sketchy as hell. I was wondering if anyone has hit that one on on Pac Hwy & 312/31x where the Karaoke place is?

There's also two back to back spots on Pac Hwy & Dash Point Rd: Orchid Massage & Sunshine Massage? Anyone been there?

And then there's the Ocean Spa I thought was being referred to in previous posts, but I guess that's a different one. This one is right next to the Thomas Kinkade castle structure on Pac Hwy & like 288th.

Thanks! I'll let you know how my trip goes, though it probably won't be one of these spots.