Massage Parlor Reports

[RedCurry]

Anyone been here? Not in the best area these days but seems promising.

[Member #6240]

https://seattle.rubratings.com/187088

Apartment near Crossroads. That's her in the pics. 20 years ago. Very nice massage with both a therapeutic and feather-light touch, with just a little teasing. Flip continues in the same way leading to an HE. Clothes stay on, positions for no mutual touch. Once the event occurs, cleans up and exits. Nice lady, but zero sensual, zero mutual touch and not even any eye candy. Pass.

[ThatGuy23]

2nd this! A "S-LUT Hut" section would be pretty sweet. And that's a term I heard straight from one of those chicks on my first visit. I remember them being pretty crazy back in the day, but they were getting busted for doing handys & fucking customers through open doors. Don't know if they still do anything that crazy!

Wow, really? I was hoping to take one back to my hotel, but if I need to meet them at the shack after close, that works too!

[Overdoser]

Staying in Everett on business, and didn't realize how many AMPs there were here!

Last time I was in Seattle, I tried Euro and was disappointed. Saw someone I had read was great and had big naturals. She did, but everything else was big too, and she was older than I prefer. All around not-so-pleasant experience.

Prefer younger or skinnier or attractive women. Or at least two out of three. Any recommendations in this area? Don't care about the extent of service, as long as I'm happy by the end.

Also, stopped by a bikini coffee stand, Hillbilly Hotties. Really cute, skinny brunette with pierced dimples and big naturals, nipples covered with black X's.

Anyone know if she's available after work? Or chance with any Bikini Barista place?

Thanks!

2nd this! A "S-LUT Hut" section would be pretty sweet. And that's a term I heard straight from one of those chicks on my first visit. I remember them being pretty crazy back in the day, but they were getting busted for doing handys & fucking customers through open doors. Don't know if they still do anything that crazy!

[ThatGuy23]

Staying in Everett on business, and didn't realize how many AMPs there were here!

Last time I was in Seattle, I tried Euro and was disappointed. Saw someone I had read was great and had big naturals. She did, but everything else was big too, and she was older than I prefer. All around not-so-pleasant experience.

Prefer younger or skinnier or attractive women. Or at least two out of three. Any recommendations in this area? Don't care about the extent of service, as long as I'm happy by the end.

Also, stopped by a bikini coffee stand, Hillbilly Hotties. Really cute, skinny brunette with pierced dimples and big naturals, nipples covered with black X's.

Anyone know if she's available after work? Or chance with any Bikini Barista place?

Thanks!

[Duke Of Exeter]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

For one of my early experiences with CiCi at Euro Touch, she stuck a (gloved) finger deep in my ass while taking my bare cock deep in her mouth for an incredible BBBJ / PM. Without removing her finger she spun around and slid her pussy down on my bare cock for an Asian cowgirl ride that, combined with her finger-fucking my ass, was a massive and memorable orgasmic explosion. I was quick work for her that day!

[Grimmel]

Nothing in Port Angeles. There is an AMP in Sequim but I have not stopped in

I've been to the parlor in Sequim, about a year. Got a very nice massage and left Happy.

[Grimmel]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

This seems like a perfect place for my weird dream I had. So I went to Golden and had a really nice session with a lovely lady with beautiful bewbers, youngish, very pretty face but after I thought I could use an actual massage so off I went. Across the street and between Golden and ET is a parlor, been there about a year or so. I went in and it was a very old lady, saggy boobs, lots of makeup, smokers voice, was probably hot 40 years ago.

I just want a massage so who cares. Awesome table shower and she spends an excessive amount of time cleaning my ass. We go to the massage room which is a giant bed. Lay down, starts short massage but she is spending a lot of time on my backside. Flip over and she immediately goes in on the BBBJ and rubbing my hole, has me hard in seconds to my surprise, then has me scoot to the end of the bed legs over the edge. At this point I'm in a bit of shock, I just had a really nice session hour, I'm an old man but I'm a steel pole as she lubes up her hand and goes full prostate while giving me a great BJ. After a while she gets up and lays down and pulls me on, she was actually pretty tight but deep and let me pound away no complaint, no rush, no are you finished yet. If the cover of the book doesn't bother you'd I'd recommend her. Think she is the only one there.

[TomaIn]

Sorry for the long story boys. Last weekend I visited this place on 99 just north of 525. Was greeted by a cute Chinese girl named "Middy" who had dark long hair, and was slim and attractive. Chose the hour at the standard rate and had a really great time. On the way out I saw a blond Asian but was not as attractive. Decided Middy would be the better option on my next visit.esponse was "it was easier to pretend I don't understand and take the easy money from this idiot. He's too stupid and wouldn't know who Middy is anyway. " She also said I was too old and couldn't get it up after she tried "everything" to get me hard. That really pissed me off.

So I responded back in full Mandarin that I am not an idiot or a stupid. I understood everything they both said and it was bullshit and completely disrespectful. I said the girl lied that Middy was gone, took my money, and cheated me on time and service. I said the reason I was turned off was because her pussy hair was so long and thick, I gagged and was disgusted by her hygiene. I said she should be ashamed of herself to put that in someone face. Finally, I said I would find out who the owner is to make a report in Mandarin to make sure someone was held accountable. They were both stunned and shocked that I caught them and responded in Chinese. The look on their faces was totally worth it.

The blond quickly apologized and went to the back room. I looked at the girl who scammed me and told her in Mandarin, "The only idiot here is you, and I'll make sure all the customers know how disgusting you are, and that you're a scammer. " She apologized in perfect English and ran to the back room. The blond brought the entire $200 but I gave her back $100. I asked what the scammer girl's name was, but she wouldn't tell me. She apologized again for being disrespectful, asking me to let this go.

Listen, I get it. I should've checked who walked in after the money was taken, but I let my guard down. That's my bad and I'll own that rookie mistake. I never wanted to cause any drama or embarrass anyone, but it was clear after the way she spoke about me, this girl needed to learn humility, and be taught a lesson.

Every once in a great while, we find a beautiful and amazing lady in these spas; one worthy of multiple visits and our hard earned money. That's why we go back and ask for them specifically. And we don't want to be lied to. If they're not there or busy, they should give us the option to stay or leave. Depending on the situation, the new girl standing there might turn out to be our new ATF. But it's our choice. So when other girls play this shit with us, thinking we're stupid and idiots, I am not going to let it go and call them out on it. I feel bad it came down to that, but the staff at places like Lucky Spa ruin it for the rest of us. Buyer beware!

I have had this issue at Ocean Spa and decided not to return there. And like you, although I can't speak the language, I do understand it. I have confronted a few providers when they gave me BS to my face and then spoke in Mandarin not realizing I understood most of what they said. I don't mind the extra long hair so long as their hygiene is good.

[GoaThillBilly]

Bravo my dude! Awesome for standing up to them!

Yes, but not sure why he gave her any money at all? Maybe 20 bucks, she deserved nothing IMHO.

[OzzyKid62]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

It definitely wouldn't hurt to ask. Most of the ladies are willing to accommodate requests if you're sweet and complimentary towards them. While in the room and before you give the house fee, politely tell the girl what you want. If she isn't willing, then ask for one that is. After all, the worst they can say is no. Then you can leave and ask again at another spa down the road. There's no shame in asking for what you want.

One time in NY, a humble request really worked in my favor. I wanted a BBBJ, but the girl would only do covered. I asked to speak with the mamasan, who was older but decent looking, and politely told her what I wanted. She said no problem. After the TS and massage, the mamasan walked in, took her dress off, and went straight to work. Meanwhile, the original girl sat on top of me and let me kiss those sweet B cups until I finished with CIM as a bonus. Mamasan definitely still had the skills, and I gave her an extra $40 on the way out and kissed her on the cheek. I got extremely lucky in this situation, so I wouldn't expect it to be the norm. So go out there and have fun!

[Rush1953]

She's difficult to get ahold of.

She is. You need to be persistent. Sometime she will disappear for a while then suddenly materialize.

[Chrisa123]

Hey guys I'm still pretty new to this hobby so I'm trying to find a regular place to go. I keep seeing Euro Touch and I think that's where I want to go next. I was wondering if any of the girls there provides BBBJ while giving a PM? Are there any places that you guys know of in the Lynnwood area who provides that service or even a good rimming?

[HarleySteve]

I haven't seen any reports out in the Port Angeles area. Anyone have any leads?

Nothing in Port Angeles. There is an AMP in Sequim but I have not stopped in.

[TheThinker808]

Sorry for the long story boys. Last weekend I visited this place on 99 just north of 525. Was greeted by a cute Chinese girl named "Middy" who had dark long hair, and was slim and attractive. Chose the hour at the standard rate and had a really great time. On the way out I saw a blond Asian but was not as attractive. Decided Middy would be the better option on my next visit.

So yesterday, I went back. The girl who greeted me clearly was not Middy. She had shorter black hair, 20's, and definitely had a thicker body. So I specifically asked for Middy before I entered the room. She said no problem and requested the house fee. Told me in English to get undressed, lay face down, and said she would go get her. I put the remaining $140 on the table to make things simple. When the door opened again, someone took the money, walked out, and came back after a min. So I assumed it was Middy. After all, I asked for her and was told she'd go get her. And I'm lying face down.

However, during the massage I noticed it was different. On the flip, I looked and it was the same girl who greeted me, not Middy. Before I could say anything, she lifted her skirt, quickly jumped into a 69 position and started a CBJ. I told her to stop twice, even trying to move, but she wouldn't stop. Decided to make the best of the situation and salvage the money I just spent thinking she'd make it worth while. I tried to give her DATY. Oh boy, was that a mistake! Her Bush was so long and thick, I was physically gagging on her pubic hair. In 20+ years of spa visits, I've never experienced such complete lack of respect for hygiene from a spa girl. Unbelievable. I bet female Yeti's have less hair down there than this Chinese girl. Junior wasn't having it and the lackluster CBJ wasn't helping matters.

Then she hopped off and wanted me to switch to mish. I told her I wanted to see Middy like I asked for, not her. But she shook her head and said no. I was like WTF? Worse, she got dressed and walked out. I waited over 8 min expecting a warm towel to wipe off the oil or some mouth wash, but she disappeared. So I cleaned up and noticed only 30 minutes went by. I waited at the desk until she came out and started acting sweet, like nothing happened, giving me a hug to say goodbye. But I was upset.

Now, I'm a veteran of the AMP scene in NY. This isn't my first rodeo, and I've been close friends with several Chinese mamasans. They taught me a thing or two about the games some girls play (like not speaking English), and they also taught me how to speak Mandarin. Unbeknownst to the ladies at Lucky Spa, I was about to catch them in embarrassing situation, and give them a rude awakening.

In English, I told her I was not happy she lied about Middy. I also only got 30 minutes of time when I paid for 60 minutes. I didn't think the lobby was the appropriate location to discuss of lack of hygiene. Of course, she just stared at me and pretended not to understand. The blond Asian came out from the previous visit, and I explained everything to her, this time including the fact she ghosted me. They both spoke in Mandarin, with her asking why she did that when she knows Middy left the spa to work in LA. The scammer girl's response was "it was easier to pretend I don't understand and take the easy money from this idiot. He's too stupid and wouldn't know who Middy is anyway. " She also said I was too old and couldn't get it up after she tried "everything" to get me hard. That really pissed me off.

So I responded back in full Mandarin that I am not an idiot or a stupid. I understood everything they both said and it was bullshit and completely disrespectful. I said the girl lied that Middy was gone, took my money, and cheated me on time and service. I said the reason I was turned off was because her pussy hair was so long and thick, I gagged and was disgusted by her hygiene. I said she should be ashamed of herself to put that in someone face. Finally, I said I would find out who the owner is to make a report in Mandarin to make sure someone was held accountable. They were both stunned and shocked that I caught them and responded in Chinese. The look on their faces was totally worth it.

The blond quickly apologized and went to the back room. I looked at the girl who scammed me and told her in Mandarin, "The only idiot here is you, and I'll make sure all the customers know how disgusting you are, and that you're a scammer. " She apologized in perfect English and ran to the back room. The blond brought the entire $200 but I gave her back $100. I asked what the scammer girl's name was, but she wouldn't tell me. She apologized again for being disrespectful, asking me to let this go.

Listen, I get it. I should've checked who walked in after the money was taken, but I let my guard down. That's my bad and I'll own that rookie mistake. I never wanted to cause any drama or embarrass anyone, but it was clear after the way she spoke about me, this girl needed to learn humility, and be taught a lesson.

Every once in a great while, we find a beautiful and amazing lady in these spas; one worthy of multiple visits and our hard earned money. That's why we go back and ask for them specifically. And we don't want to be lied to. If they're not there or busy, they should give us the option to stay or leave. Depending on the situation, the new girl standing there might turn out to be our new ATF. But it's our choice. So when other girls play this shit with us, thinking we're stupid and idiots, I am not going to let it go and call them out on it. I feel bad it came down to that, but the staff at places like Lucky Spa ruin it for the rest of us. Buyer beware!

Bravo my dude! Awesome for standing up to them!