Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmel]

Went to her place today, and she agreed on $150 for BBFS CIP; no kissing allowed though.

Bailed after Big Head took over upon closer inspection and noticed that she's at least 59 years old and extremely chubby with her belly hanging out almost as much (about 1 inch shy of) as her big natural jugs.

Her face is quite aged, round, and wrinkled, and she has quite literally a barrel-shaped body with a flat ass.

All of her pics must be at least 20 years old or shopped to a large degree. In actuality, she looks a lot like this: https://www.hairstylery.com/wp-conte...O71m9QAwJf.jpg.

Would not take the plunge even if the session was free, personally speaking.

Ouch doesn't sound like the last year since I saw her has been kind.

[Grimmel]

Can anyone share their experiences going to Renton Spa / Renton Spa and Massage Alternative. The pics seem almost too good to be true, but I wanted to see if anyone had experienced it for real.

Went twice, experience pretty much like going up north to any of the AMPs there. 60 for 45 min, table shower, crappy massage, flip, give another 140, put on cover quick BJ and jump on to finish.

There is a blond gale there that is pretty, big round butt and big bewbers, prob super hot 10 years ago. Not enthusiastic or that fun. Ebony lady that is taller and big boned with giant bewbers, nice enough but just kinda rushed, one position. There is a decent looking Asian lady there I met but haven't visited her yet.

[Jonderin]

This place is horrible. After the session the girl didn't change the sheets or towels in the room. It was gross.

She sprayed the towel on the pillow with something then placed it right back under the table. She straightened out the sheet on the table and sprayed it a few times.

I hate places like this. It's bad enough during normal times but with Covid-19 this is just fucking awful.

[Original703]

Same here also and always looking for Latino massage parlor. Anyone knows anywhere around. Thanks.

Like others, I, too, am interested in finding a massage place with Latina employees. In the USA, these seem easier to find in several big cities (like Miami and Vegas) but not in Seattle. Sad face emoji.

[RustyWebfFoot]

I've seen it mentioned but can't figure out the context.

Under The Radar.

[Overdoser]

If you are looking for any kind of massage, don't go here as its not offered. If you want CFS, show up and put $$ on the counter, don't bother with telling her how much time you want for a massage that isn't going to even start.

I went there yesterday. Cute little lady I would estimate to be in her early 30's. Nice C cup and round ass wearing a pull over tight dress. I went up to the window and put $$ on the counter and she took it. She removed the bar from the inner door and let me in and then put the bar back up before leading me to a room. She did not ask any question and she started undressing me (no effort at all for a cop check). She started to play with junior before the pants were on the ground. After she got me undressed, she took off her dress and she has a very nice body. Very firm. No DATY / O allowed. She let my finger roam anywhere I wanted while she coaxed junior up and then slipped on the cover and started CBJ. I am not normally one who like CBJs but I have to admit she has skill. After a bit, she bent over the table and I started to mount her. Not tight but definitely not sloppy. We moved to the table for CG and and a bit of her putting her legs behind her ears. Rolled her on er side for the finish.

She offered me a shower and we both left the room and went to the shower totally nude with her in front. Wonderful view Shower is a stand up self serve stall. When I was done, she dried me off and led me back to the room. She stayed nude the entire time I was there. Total time was about 45 minutes from the time I got out of my car until I got back into it.

God damnit dude. That's JUST what I needed to hear. I literally had lunch in the parking lot across from that place today & was wondering about it. This site has me wondering about all the spots now hah, but damn. Thanks for the heads up!

[TomaIn]

If you are looking for any kind of massage, don't go here as its not offered. If you want CFS, show up and put $$ on the counter, don't bother with telling her how much time you want for a massage that isn't going to even start.

I went there yesterday. Cute little lady I would estimate to be in her early 30's. Nice C cup and round ass wearing a pull over tight dress. I went up to the window and put $$ on the counter and she took it. She removed the bar from the inner door and let me in and then put the bar back up before leading me to a room. She did not ask any question and she started undressing me (no effort at all for a cop check). She started to play with junior before the pants were on the ground. After she got me undressed, she took off her dress and she has a very nice body. Very firm. No DATY / O allowed. She let my finger roam anywhere I wanted while she coaxed junior up and then slipped on the cover and started CBJ. I am not normally one who like CBJs but I have to admit she has skill. After a bit, she bent over the table and I started to mount her. Not tight but definitely not sloppy. We moved to the table for CG and and a bit of her putting her legs behind her ears. Rolled her on er side for the finish.

She offered me a shower and we both left the room and went to the shower totally nude with her in front. Wonderful view Shower is a stand up self serve stall. When I was done, she dried me off and led me back to the room. She stayed nude the entire time I was there. Total time was about 45 minutes from the time I got out of my car until I got back into it.

[Jibble1]

I've seen it mentioned but can't figure out the context.

[GiantChild]

Went to ET, saw 3 ladies, all were not my cup of tea. Then left and went to LS and saw amy. Definitely MILF but has a nice body and works hard. She was fun. ET a bit overrated.

Jenny at ls is awesome. And Amy is a tight one.

I compare jenny and Angela to one another.

[Jizzm3]

Went to ET, saw 3 ladies, all were not my cup of tea. Then left and went to LS and saw amy. Definitely MILF but has a nice body and works hard. She was fun. ET a bit overrated.

[SeaTownDave]

Any places in cap hill or the I'd that are worth trying?

Looking for something not so far away for a nooner.

Agree with the 12th area. I think business is slow. Most are standing in the doorways midday. Gives you a chance to windowshop. Would appreciate anyone's updated reviews of the area.

[Member #6648]

Has anyone been to Airport in Everett recently? Any updated info? I got full service last time I was there but that was a couple years ago!

[Fnarplep]

Any places in cap hill or the I'd that are worth trying?

Looking for something not so far away for a nooner.

There's a couple places on S Jackson that, depending on your priorities, might be worth it. Lena at Seattle Foot & Body Massage is reliable and affordable, but she's no spring chicken. RockChalk and I have both written about her before.

[MartyByrde]

I got hit with a login to view the site. Interesting. You work there

Same with me.

[Freshys]

Any places in cap hill or the I'd that are worth trying?

Looking for something not so far away for a nooner.

Nothing on cap hill. 12th and Jackson is your best bet. Any of the row of spots is going to be what you're looking for. Just don't leave anything in your car. That block is super sketchy with addicts and homeless all over the place.