Massage Parlor Reports

**Ed Haskell** · 08-26-20 22:58

Like the poster below, I had sometime to kill last week and decided to check out Papaya based on good reviews on this board. Location was a nice-looking office park in the Koreatown area of Annandale. I walked in early afternoon with no appointment, and (I later found out) Anna told me to come back in 30 minutes. Was ready to blow it off, but caught a glimpse of Katie as well, and both were younger and she was certainly cuter than what you'd find at the average Chinese-run shop in NoVa.

So I killed some time, went back and was happy to draw Katie. Great rack and very friendly. A really good teasing table shower had me thinking this was going to be a great session. But halfway through the just-OK massage, she left the room and Anna came in, saying Katie was tired, but would be back later. No idea why she quit on me, we were chatting nicely, and it's not like I farted in her face or anything.

Anna finishes the massage (a bit better than Katie'S, maybe B+), but then flips me and starts negotiating. I then start asking what about Katie coming back, but she indicates that's not happening, and seemed a bit annoyed that I was asking for Katie. But Anna is not in her league in either face or body.

Anyway, she gives me full roaming and HJ and it was fine, but I really would have preferred Katie, so a bit disappointing. Would return if I can reserve Katie next time.

I also saw some dude in his car in the lot who seemed to be lurking, but couldn't tell if he was on his phone or what, or maybe waiting for an appointment of his own. As I recall he was in an SUV.

**PA Gonzo420** · 08-26-20 18:55

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

I got an image in my head of the TV auctioneer whose assistant would point, shout "WHOOO," and spin in a circle, along with Cartman at the jewelry store. "You like fuck Asian lady. " LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCjTTYnPKU

A south park ref, and a big trouble ref! I don't monger much in nova but sure glad I stop by sometimes. Waiting on a young Frankenstein ref next. Bye for now.

**Bunker Buster** · 08-26-20 18:27

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

The Korean chicks massage you with the strength of a 12 year old with congenital muscular dystrophy pre flip, pepper you with more haggling than a Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction post flip and then practically rip your penor off with a newly discovered Power Girl level of upper body strength that was absent during the massage.

I got an image in my head of the TV auctioneer whose assistant would point, shout "WHOOO," and spin in a circle, along with Cartman at the jewelry store. "You like fuck Asian lady. " LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCjTTYnPKU

**Korman23** · 08-26-20 09:34

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I found myself in the Ballston area of Arlington this past Friday for meetings. All of the parlors in that immediate area to my knowledge are legit. So I searched RM for the closest Chinese place and was directed to Yi Z Spa on 50. Now Chinese spots aren't without their quirks. The Chinese providers tend to come with a higher shelf life than others and sometimes you'll draw a masseuse who looks like she went to high school with David Lo Pan. (Big props to you if you understood that random, Frankie D pop culture reference.) I find myself thankful though as I am greeted by a woman who although slender with no TNA or facial aesthetics, is at least in her early 50's.

Haha, it's been a while but I love that movie!

**DCmdvawiz** · 08-26-20 08:05

Don't mind me here just reading the recent reports.

**Jim Rob** · 08-26-20 05:34

To the other mongers that get it. Thank you.

To the POS tattle tale, I'm going to respond now to you.

#1. Before I even got on the table while still dressed she told me she wanted to fuck. So your bashing that she gave me a high rate to discourage me is bullshit.

She went immediately to give me head before I said I even wanted to fuck came up. She wanted a ridiculous amount and ran out to give a condom and I declined sex because I was already giving her 160 and thought that was more then generous and included everything.

I have never felt more hustle in my life at an AMP, had she had a gun I think she would have used it to get more funds.

I'm not sure if she was under the influence.

You bash me calling me fat and saying how fat I am. Look stupid if you read my old post you would read about myself poking fun of my weight. I battle with weight like many other good people do.

Can't find my dick because of my gut. That's funny because many other females had no issues finding it in the past. I guarantee you that you have never have had any pussy come close to the good pussy I have had in the past. I have had pussy so good it would make most men cry.

You're a loser and you can run back to best and tattle again. You probably think she's likes you and wants to date you outside. Haha I'm sure.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-25-20 22:01

Originally Posted by TomasCook [View Original Post]

Hi,

Long time lurker but first time poster. After reading all the last great adventures of people on the board at Papaya I decided to give it a try.

As usual I drive around the parking lot just to check if I see any weird looking cars (maybe I'm too paranoid?) and everything checks out.

I enter and get Annie she is "young" by AMP standard and good looking from what I could tell she had her mask on. I get hh give the house fee and get directed to the room.

Massage was ok ish and the flip was great she is really pleasing and does a great job.

The point of my first post is now. As I head back to my car on the parking lot I saw a brown car with a cop inside. He has his computer pulled up and definitely looked at me enter in my car. As I was driving he seemed to be following with his head movement and probably typed in my plates. I made it home and he didn't follow and so far I didn't hear anything. So please be on the lookout today if you see the same car and I'm now off to googling what is the worst thing that can happen to me if he was to follow-up (if it's a sting or anything like that).

Sad experience but it's worth sharing so you won't be in the same predicament as I am:

Nothing will happen to you. Most of the time LEO is after bigger fish. If they do have eyes on the place, they'll just simply try to shut it down rather than go after individual mongers. That being said let's assume they do track your plates and try to go after you. As long as you don't incriminate yourself, they have no definitive proof you're not in there receiving a legitimate massage. In fact, for all they know, you stopped in, a completely unsuspecting male who drank too much coffee on his way to work, and just needed to use their bathroom. They can't prove otherwise, and that's why they won't target you. Would be a waste of time.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-25-20 20:24

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

YMMV is very true for mongering. The level of service is never the same and to expect it means you're an entitled asshole. To bring up this site as proof just makes you a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass and don't show this site to providers.

Some people think these women are fucking robots or something and it baffles me that they think just because they don't get a certain level of service, then that must be true for everyone. Hate to break the hard facts of life to ya, but we all aren't made equal, some chads on this board are rocking chiseled chins, chiseled abs, and big dongs.(and I’ll admit I’m none of the above) Some people got game and they can magician a. 6 tip into something you could only dream of. Maybe if you play your cards right you can get more "bang" for your buck. But there's never a reason to get your panties twisted in a bunch if it doesn't happen. It does and did happen. Just not to you.

And you don't have to show the site to them and whine like children. 99% of the providers know of this site and they read the reviews. Count on it.

**Frank Digitola** · 08-25-20 17:38

Chinese is my preferred choice of parlor ethnicity these days. Apart from KK and the Thai members of the HOF, all other providers from the Land of Smiles want a $250 tip on top of the Thai Indy fee just to be barefoot. The Korean chicks massage you with the strength of a 12 year old with congenital muscular dystrophy pre flip, pepper you with more haggling than a Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction post flip and then practically rip your penor off with a newly discovered Power Girl level of upper body strength that was absent during the massage. In my experience, the Chinese providers will almost always give you a 6/10 or better massage and haggle free flip fun all for a reasonable price. Keyword being "almost".

I found myself in the Ballston area of Arlington this past Friday for meetings. All of the parlors in that immediate area to my knowledge are legit. So I searched RM for the closest Chinese place and was directed to Yi Z Spa on 50. Now Chinese spots aren't without their quirks. The Chinese providers tend to come with a higher shelf life than others and sometimes you'll draw a masseuse who looks like she went to high school with David Lo Pan. (Big props to you if you understood that random, Frankie D pop culture reference.) I find myself thankful though as I am greeted by a woman who although slender with no TNA or facial aesthetics, is at least in her early 50's.

She leads me to the room and I request an hour. She begins the dry, introductory portion of the massage where you're covered with a towel or sheet and loosened up. She begins to apply pressure that feels like it wouldn't rip a wet paper bag. My expectations feel like they've been popped in the eye by a Floyd Mayweather jab. She then begins to pinch and squeeze my neck and traps with a level of force that wouldn't squish a newborn ladybug and asks "is that too strong?" My expectations now feel like they've been hit with a right hook from Deontay Wilder after he dumped $619 worth of nickels into his glove. I tell her I can take more pressure but don't get it. The oil massage starts and it feels like the lady is doing her best mixmaster DJ impersonation on my back. A piece of me wanted to flip and cut to the tugger, but decided to just let her finish.

After hot toweling me she flips me and starts an okay ST of the front. She tugger gestures in my general direction, I agree, she oils up and gets to work. I place a hand on her back and, "WTF?! Does this thin bish have on a corset! I'm moved to think. I move my hand up higher and feel heavy duty straps and realize she's wearing a back brace. I'm as hard as a handful of Big League Chew that's been microwaved for 30 seconds.

Her tugger is as good as the other aspects of this experience and the back brace was sufficiently odd. I achieved only a semi. In order to go full mast I decide to use my imagination. One thing you may or may not have deduced about me is that I'm a freak. At some point in my imagination trip I think to myself "I should tip this chick extra to have her take off everything up top EXCEPT the back brace and the oddity of the situation will prompt a magical pop". (Told ya) I'm looking at this woman, imagining her in just the back brace, entertaining proposing the idea to her and then the opposite effect happens and I nearly erupt in laughter. I'm able to catch myself and bridle the laugh into a huge smile. She noticed my smile, smiles back and asked if I like her. I told her I did, she smiled harder and slowed the tugger to a passionate tempo and I eventually grailed the hell out of the room. 6 house, 4 her.

I guess all good things come to an end. I've been on a big teddies streak since the beginning of July, but oh well. I'm sorry I didn't ask the lady her name, but I'm definitely not going back and don't know why any of you brahs would go there either. Only scenario I can imagine is if you were in the area, paid for a hhr and immediately went face up. I don't even think that'd be worth it though honestly.

Frankie.

**Serpico99** · 08-25-20 17:20

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

Be safe why'awl.

B.

Is this place located in an industrial park type of setup and on the second level, just down the road from the Sams Club? If so, I had some good times there probably 9 years ago, above noVa standard, MD level services by one of the girls there. They service regular civilians too and they also gave me a punch card back then.

**Korman23** · 08-25-20 17:12

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

It sucks that this sort of thing happens and specifically to you Frank. Takes all kinds in this world I guess.

**Sexingit** · 08-25-20 16:35

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

YMMV is very true for mongering. The level of service is never the same and to expect it means you're an entitled asshole. To bring up this site as proof just makes you a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass and don't show this site to providers.

**Frank Digitola** · 08-25-20 16:28

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

I find situations like this really interesting. I took a few months off posting here after having to deal with awkward issues brought on by some fedora tipping white nights. One time a brah tried to duplicate the exact experience of one of my reports, was refused and then literally showed a provider my post. Another was refused a certain level of service and decided to respond to the refusal by saying "some guy named Frank posted that you do that" and then suggested if they knew who that was, they might want to "have him stop posting and getting customers hopes up". And even another was refused something, told the chick "Frankie told me you do this" and then pm'd me that he did that shit like it's no big deal.

Any brah reading this that doesn't already know, let me share something with you. There's no reason at all why chicks need to know about this place. Women don't like simps. You simping yourself to a provider is going to have the opposite impact you're imagining. They'll like and respect you less. You effectively turn yourself into one of their Ugg boots. You're comfortable and easy to use. Remember how the game goes. Providers want your bread and have no loyalty to you. Us here, we're your brahs and we're trying to help you out. Treat this place like Fight Club and stop talking about it.

Frankie.

**AzianFan** · 08-25-20 16:19

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Some POS on this board will go running to Best looking to tattle on your post on the board. The little POS will get so excited as the pushy money hungry lady talks shit about you. The little POS might get a pat on the head for being a good tattle take talking about two sides to every story.

To that S talker. You're absolutely pathetic.

Agreed. We all know how much YMMV with many of these providers. Sharing review notes and expecting a truthful version of the account from from a provider who's number one priority is $$ isn't realistic.

**RockSwithSalt** · 08-25-20 16:15

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Also, at some point this month I TOFTT and checked out a places that advertises on Bedpage as "STERLING CLOSE TO DULLS AIRPOST" but has no name or directions, just a phone ending with 1121. Its over near the Walmart in Sterling. I think this is a legit place that has gone to the dark side. I had a strange massage by a younger girl who wore a full body jumpsuit and gave me a weird massage that involved baby oil and pulling on my skin until it hurt. Then at the end I get a reluctant Nova finish with no interaction at all. As I left they gave me a card, with 6 punches you get a free session, but I don't know why anyone would return to this place.

A couple weeks ago I decided to try this place out as I have been to nearly every AMP in the area but not this one. I think the official name is Relaxation Studio and the pictures are accurate on Yelp and Rubmaps. I texted ahead and agreed on a time, When I got there I discovered their location is on the second floor, no problem however their door was next to a store front that had a church service going on at the time with some people milling around outside, awkward. Greeted by a masked young thing when I reached the top of the stairs and was ushered to an empty couples therapy room and told to wait there. Over 30 minutes later (I timed it) another girl came and got me and took me to my final room. She did and OK job with a massage but I was dreaming about the next stage. After the flip and some upper body work she got to business and without negotiation started a NOVA. She had on tight shorts and I was roaming all around. Got under her loose top and discovered she was probably an A- and her bra had foam falsies. I did not complete my mission and threw the punch card away that I was given when I left, I did drink the bottle of water.