Massage Parlor Reports

**MartyByrde** · 08-18-20 13:14

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Rubmaps is pretty good, though it has it's fair share of fake reviews. But you don't need to be a paid member to read the forums, so you can get some info about parlor etiquette there. https://forum.rubmaps.ch/forum/4/mas...ps-for-newbies.

The ones on aurora are mostly FS places, so if that's what you're looking for you're good. $60 to house + $100 to $140 tip will get you everything you want, and there isn't much etiquette needed at those places. No one goes there for a good massage and "the thrill of the chase". .

I've been lucky a few times to have an excellent session with a woman at an AMP. The best was a young, feisty Chinese gal at a place in Tacoma back a few years ago. She was open for just about anything, and we had a lot of fun.

**Efurufe** · 08-18-20 12:33

Originally Posted by Anony [View Original Post]

Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?

Rubmaps is pretty good, though it has it's fair share of fake reviews. But you don't need to be a paid member to read the forums, so you can get some info about parlor etiquette there. https://forum.rubmaps.ch/forum/4/mas...ps-for-newbies.

The ones on aurora are mostly FS places, so if that's what you're looking for you're good. $60 to house + $100 to $140 tip will get you everything you want, and there isn't much etiquette needed at those places. No one goes there for a good massage and "the thrill of the chase". .

**Original703** · 08-18-20 12:20

Originally Posted by BuckeyeNerd [View Original Post]

Stopped by Top Massage near you-district and found a pleasant half hour appointment. $ 6 for the half hour with cfs. Massage was garbage but otherwise a complete experience.

She even gave me a business card and told me to come back anytime. Not sure but I won't be keeping that business card in my wallet.

Can confirm. Based on BN's brief description, I decided to give it a try. It's in the University District--that's not a typo in the OP: the 21st letter of the alphabet gets auto-corrected to the word "you"on the Ave, north of the busy areas and bad parking--there is plenty of on-street, free parking in the 5200 block. I rang the bell and waited awkwardly. Top Massage is next door to an insurance office, and yes I felt conspicuous. The mamasan opened the door and ushered me in. She wore a sexy dress and was attractive with firm, full breasts. If she'd been my provider, I would have been just as happy. She told me, "Wait 5 minutes," and led me to a room. In the room, she asked how long I wanted the session to be, I told her 30 minutes. I handed her $ 6 and she counted it in front of me. (I know the typical move is to pay the house fee initially and deal with the gratuity later but sometimes I tire of negotiating. This was one of those times. Also, I still wasn't clear on whether she was a provider or the mamasan.) Again, she told me "5 minutes, you wait 5 minutes," and she left the room. I waited more than 15 minutes until the provider arrived.

She was very pretty IMO. Nice body, black shoulder-length hair, firm full breasts (but not as big as the mamasan's), not skinny and not chubby, HWP, 5'6", early 30's. Conversation was minimal. We both knew that I wasn't there for a massage. She raised her eyebrows and made a handjob gesture, to ask if that's what I wanted. I shook my head. She began to mime a BJ. Again I shook my head and I made a gesture for FS. She assented and asked me to lie down on the table. I lay on my back. She grabbed some lube and began fondling me. When I was semi-erect, she applied the cover. She removed her panties but left her skirt on but she hiked it up as she climbed onto the table. She invited me to penetrate her and we were off to the races. We stayed in mish the whole time although I imagine other positions might have been possible. Unlike Michelle at EuroTouch, this provider didn't talk dirty or even seem to be acting. Her moans seemed authentic though not prevalent. I doubt she had an orgasm. And she did a very cool thing where she squeezed her muscles, in a kegel motion, around me when I was inside her. That felt great.

And yet, like BN, I'm not sure I'll return. The price point was very good if all you want is to get your rocks off (which I did!) but sometimes you want more than wham, bam.

P.S. I didn't get her name, and they didn't give me a business card.

**The Tanuki** · 08-18-20 12:15

Originally Posted by Anony [View Original Post]

Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?

It's really not that difficult and once you try it, you may find yourself enjoying the scene and going for more. Or you might think it sucks. That's the thing here as it really typifies the old "one man's meat is another man's poison" line of thought. Read the forum here and pick a couple shops that you might want to try out. Keep your wits about you and don't bring more money than you intend to spend. And just try one. For me, I like the uniqueness of each visit. Even with the same provider, it's different every time. Have fun!

TT.

**MassagedGuy** · 08-18-20 00:56

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

Drove out to Lake Haven Spa today. Lights were off, nobody answered the phone. Decided to give Lazy Cat a try as I was headed that way anyways. It was real good for a while with younger cute and friendly girls. Then it became hit and miss, and then became not worth even trying. So I went, fully prepared to not partake. Surprisingly I was met at the door by a pretty cute girl, Lisa. She could pass for 20's. Is likely in her 30's. Probably 5'8", thin, perky B's. Massage was better than average. Very light teasing just before the flip. Topless mutual touch HE. 8 don't know if I'd repeat. Definite attraction, just no spark for me.

Wow interesting did you try to open the door that usually a tell tale sign if they are open. And never been to lazy cat always wanted to try. Lisa sounds amazing willing to at least get topless were you able to touch her all over? So house fee plus 80 tip? And yea attraction is key.

Usually the ones at Lake Haven are young and attractive but english poor not sure how good lisa english is?

**Syu425** · 08-17-20 19:41

Stop by airport last wed to see Kaia. She is younger provider that allow cfs, she is same as always talk too much and all business. If you want to see someone last minute she is not bad. Great body and tight kitty but big sausage lip LOL. Went in for half hour and went straight to the dee. $. 6 house + tip.

**BananaBandit** · 08-17-20 18:30

Drove out to Lake Haven Spa today. Lights were off, nobody answered the phone. Decided to give Lazy Cat a try as I was headed that way anyways. It was real good for a while with younger cute and friendly girls. Then it became hit and miss, and then became not worth even trying. So I went, fully prepared to not partake. Surprisingly I was met at the door by a pretty cute girl, Lisa. She could pass for 20's. Is likely in her 30's. Probably 5'8", thin, perky B's. Massage was better than average. Very light teasing just before the flip. Topless mutual touch HE. 8 don't know if I'd repeat. Definite attraction, just no spark for me.

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Lake Haven is open again! They have young providers who will at least give HE from what I have heard.

If your looking for young providers here is your place.

**Anony** · 08-17-20 13:17

Because it looks like strip clubs aren't going to open anytime soon, I'm intrigued on jumping into the massage parlor circuit. I'm on the north end, and see them left and right all along Lynnwood and Everett along 99. There's too many, and it's overwhelming since all I know about massage parlors are from those teen sex comedies from the 90's. I've looked at this forum, which is great for info, but is it good to use in conjunction with rubmaps and rubratings? I'm cautious with rubmaps because it's a pay site, but if it gives legit info I'm all for it. What do why'all recommend?

**MassagedGuy** · 08-17-20 11:21

Lake Haven is open again! They have young providers who will at least give HE from what I have heard.

If your looking for young providers here is your place.

**Byron414** · 08-17-20 10:54

Originally Posted by HarleySteve [View Original Post]

My recommendation is to go in and ask at the door for her. Calling is pointless unless they know who you are then it usually works out well. Typically they work 6 or 7 days then have 2 or 3 days off. I have never been disappointed with any of the ladies at ET.

I do both that is why I ask if someone close to her knows her schedules.

**HarleySteve** · 08-17-20 10:51

Originally Posted by Byron414 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know her schedule? I am getting misleading info when I call.

My recommendation is to go in and ask at the door for her. Calling is pointless unless they know who you are then it usually works out well. Typically they work 6 or 7 days then have 2 or 3 days off. I have never been disappointed with any of the ladies at ET.

**Byron414** · 08-16-20 23:51

Does anyone know her schedule? I am getting misleading info when I call.

**BuckeyeNerd** · 08-16-20 23:38

Stopped by Top Massage near you-district and found a pleasant half hour appointment. $ 6 for the half hour with cfs. Massage was garbage but otherwise a complete experience.

She even gave me a business card and told me to come back anytime. Not sure but I won't be keeping that business card in my wallet.

**Jimmysixxx7** · 08-12-20 20:53

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

The address and phone are listed on rubmapsDOTch. It's right next to the Aurora Rents on 125th and Lake City Way NE (same building, just a door off the north parking lot).

Thank you!

**Efurufe** · 08-12-20 20:31

Originally Posted by Jimmysixxx7 [View Original Post]

I have tried mapping to it. Will someone tell me where it is please.

The address and phone are listed on rubmapsDOTch. It's right next to the Aurora Rents on 125th and Lake City Way NE (same building, just a door off the north parking lot).