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[BeHolderXoXo]

Erotic Monkey Business.

Erotic Monkey posted my review from The Erotic Review without my knowledge a few years back. The most annoying thing was that they've truncated my review, and my review was not complete.

I also came across quite a few reviews that were stolen from TER. Some of them were copied as a whole and others were truncated.

And some reviews were exact copy of another provider. I don't know if someone was just reposting same fake reviews multiple times just to have free one-week membership or they were doing it to promote themselves.

I always read their reviews with skepticism and I always thought two- or three-sentence-review as complete BS. TER at least had their standard back then, and would not post such reviews.

Anyway, they deleted a lot of reviews from their site beginning of this year. Complete deletion of whole profile, no name, no picture and no trace of them. A lot of popular providers were simply gone.

So, I requested a refund my of membership, and they refunded $200, a prorated amount of what was left on my membership. At least they were prompt and honorable about the refund.

Still, I don't trust them, and I would avoid them. This forum is great because not only we can review someone, we can also add comment, upload photos and ask questions. Plus, the vast collective knowledge of senior members keeps everyone in check.

[KingOfFours]

EroticPrimate is headquarters central for the gift card scammers. A site that allows, or even encourages that kind of thievery cannot be taken seriously. I never use that site to find hookers, but I do use them to check the hookers I already found by some other means to see if she posted the same pictures and digits there. But as far as their reviews, they are about as useless as tits on a bull.

Steak.

Some are useful. If you know the author, and if you know that he is really the author! There are several that I know are legit. Because I've checked with the authors OFF site. Some who I indeed know personally. As I said, they previously offered free access for a week, if you submit a review. Otherwise, I agree, most of those reviews are less than useless. But if this is their new policy--that is, no more free access, then I am forever done with them. And I'd encourage everyone to also to NOT support their dishonesty and shady whoreshit. And I would discourage anyone from EVER paying that crooked site anything!

[Mintzpo]

That site is crooked thru and thru, and I've posted before about how they stole my T. E. are reviews and put some of them under different handles, etc.

But up until now, they had a policy where, if you submitted a review, they gave one week of VIP access. So I use that as an opportunity to see the reviews, such as they are, which I always read with much distrust and suspiscion, because of their dishonesty and fakery. But SOME reviews are indeed real and accurate. (Such as my own.).

But the last two times I submitted reviews, they published them, but they did NOT give me VIP access. One can't even write to them though, to see what's going on, without having the VIP status in the first place, just to communicate with these assholes!

So I'm wondering if any other gents, who use them like I do (that is, submit a review and get a week's full access) are experiencing the same problem? Because if they changed their policy about the free week of reading reviews, then I'm fully done with Monkey Shit. Because I'm not paying one single red cent to read their mostly fake and stolen reviews!

I kicked them to the kick many moons ago. Complete garbage. All you need is USASG!

[SteakTartare]

EroticPrimate is headquarters central for the gift card scammers. A site that allows, or even encourages that kind of thievery cannot be taken seriously. I never use that site to find hookers, but I do use them to check the hookers I already found by some other means to see if she posted the same pictures and digits there. But as far as their reviews, they are about as useless as tits on a bull.

Steak.

Erotic Monkey Shit Whoreshit . That site is crooked thru and thru!

[KingOfFours]

It looks like Erotic Monkey is also down. This may bring up the pressure on the massage places since there are so few places left that take ads for adult entertainment!

That site is crooked thru and thru, and I've posted before about how they stole my T. E. are reviews and put some of them under different handles, etc.

But up until now, they had a policy where, if you submitted a review, they gave one week of VIP access. So I use that as an opportunity to see the reviews, such as they are, which I always read with much distrust and suspiscion, because of their dishonesty and fakery. But SOME reviews are indeed real and accurate. (Such as my own.).

But the last two times I submitted reviews, they published them, but they did NOT give me VIP access. One can't even write to them though, to see what's going on, without having the VIP status in the first place, just to communicate with these assholes!

So I'm wondering if any other gents, who use them like I do (that is, submit a review and get a week's full access) are experiencing the same problem? Because if they changed their policy about the free week of reading reviews, then I'm fully done with Monkey Shit. Because I'm not paying one single red cent to read their mostly fake and stolen reviews!

[HollywoodGuy]

I know that if I have b. O. Or my pee smells after eating asparagus, I know.

Do these girls know their pussies smell something biblical?

How can they not?

I have three stories about that. And my overall answer is yes.

1 - girl comes to my house and almost immediately I smell something is wrong. She had a bangin bod, so I banged her only. Afterward she asks if I smell something wrong. I just told her no and sent her on her way (never to see her again).

2 - SB / GF at the time says something smells. It was bad. Took her to the OBGYN, who proceeded to remove a week old tampon stuffed so far up there I couldn't feel it when I tried.

3 - SB / GF stripper was constantly telling me about her co-worker (who was always trying to get me to fuck her), that she had a stanky pussy, and was dripping god knows what during lap dances. Sure enough a few weeks later she got hit. A little monistat cleared it up fast. But kinda funny and embarrassing for her after all that trash talking.

Every girl has an issue from time to time, but they really should stop working till its cleared up. Same with periods. But most just work through them. An SB will 90% of the time give you a heads up, but a more hardened pro may just use a girlie trick to stop the flow for a bit and if it starts up during the act say "OMG it just started". Just my two cents.

[OCBilly]

I'm half Asian and look more like more Latino than Asian. Not all the girls are fake! The Korean legend Asia and a few other Korean girls use him for a weeks stay.

Yes, he caters to Chinese pretty much but I know a several monger friends who are "not" Asian use his services

All the pics are fake. Even if they resemble, they're heavily photoshopped. I consider that fake as well. The ambiance is nice and secluded and sometimes they have some gems but most of the time are your run of the mills providers that hop around town.

And those non-Asian mongers most probably were introduced by Asian monger friends of theirs. And they were mostly vetted. So if you don't have someone to make an intro. Its almost impossible to get in for an non-Asian guy.

And the girls aren't that different than other houses. In fact, if you pay close attention, all of the girls there also work at other different houses. If I have to pay 280 or 300 per hour for kgirl or cgirl GFE services, there are dozen of houses avail in LA or OC for GFE / pse services.

[HapaBoy86]

If you're non-asian, has a big dick, or isn't brought in by a previous client, they ignore you. And all the pics are fake. Don't bother.

I'm half Asian and look more like more Latino than Asian. Not all the girls are fake! The Korean legend Asia and a few other Korean girls use him for a weeks stay.

Yes, he caters to Chinese pretty much but I know a several monger friends who are "not" Asian use his services!

[HapaBoy86]

I saw a website off a provdiders pictureon hx that they just happened to post when I asked about it they said they didn't know that booker.

Anyways went over to the site and I never saw contact info on the page but some of the girls on there looked good. Has anyone used andyvips.com? Any info would be appreciated.

I use Andy once in a while for the past 2 years. The veteran korean kgirl Asia and a few other kgirls have spent time at Andys.

Whenever Asia uses him its for a week and I see her several times since a 15 minute drive for me.

[Domino727]

This health / economic situation is fascinating in terms of effects on mongers.

Predictably, demand for services is probably way down. Just anecdotally here, guys are taking a hiatus and staying away for a bit.

This should drive the price of services way down. Just like the oil market is now valuing oil at the price to store it, sex workers pricing should be reduced. Lower demand, fixed supply equals lower prices. But, the supply is way down. It is hard to track site activity as some are just useless, but a good indicator is eros massage in los Angeles. Pre virus there were regularly over 100 ads up. Today 58.

I have found that the girls are trying to squeeze you for more than they could get before for precisely the reason you stated: mongering is down. Where they once saw 3-5 guys a day, now they may be lucky to see two. They are desperate. I have talked to a few of my regulars about this. The key is to stick to your guns. The law of supply and demand always wins. I had a girl quote me a fast $$$ the other day. As soon as I ghosted her, the rates dropped all the way down to $. 2.

As far as luxury vehicles go, remember this: the wealthy will always have money. Luxury homes or cars do not suffer, because truly wealthy people (I'm not talking about a jr exec that makes $400 grand a year. I'm talking multimillionaires) will never hurt for money. If they are smart and liquid, they can weather any storm. If they are not liquid, they have the means and assets to secure any type of loan. All these rich, clueless actors ensconced in their mansions on the hill, singing Imagine (off key, I might add) are so out of touch and full of hubris. They no longer know what it is to have to scrape by any longer. I just lost a great job because the bar I managed in LA Live closed. And guest what? I found out the other day they will not reopen until September. Chances they bring me back at my currently salary: 15%. There are going to be so many unemployed people in the restaurant industry willing to take any job for any amount of cash. It will be a seller's market. I am doomed.

At least I have DTLA.

[Calorie]

This health / economic situation is fascinating in terms of effects on mongers.

Predictably, demand for services is probably way down. Just anecdotally here, guys are taking a hiatus and staying away for a bit.

This should drive the price of services way down. Just like the oil market is now valuing oil at the price to store it, sex workers pricing should be reduced. Lower demand, fixed supply equals lower prices. But, the supply is way down. It is hard to track site activity as some are just useless, but a good indicator is eros massage in los Angeles. Pre virus there were regularly over 100 ads up. Today 58.

Similarly, thatmall has not had new ads up and the existing ones are largely on vakay.

Also, rubratings is probably down by at least 33%.

And we know what has happened to any decent MPs.

The economics of this sector of the economy kind of bode very poorly for all of the economy, and I do not see how it can last.

The girls who are not supplying will not adjust well to the new reality, or may never return again.

Mongers who took off, and expect discounts may be surprised that rates have not come down.

It is as if an entire chunk of the economy is gone, and I am not sure it is casual mongers only.

Apply this to luxury cars and other vice type items and you have to wonder how stuff comes back.

[OCBilly]

I saw a website off a provdiders pictureon hx that they just happened to post when I asked about it they said they didn't know that booker.

Anyways went over to the site and I never saw contact info on the page but some of the girls on there looked good. Has anyone used andyvips.com? Any info would be appreciated.

If you're non-asian, has a big dick, or isn't brought in by a previous client, they ignore you. And all the pics are fake. Don't bother.

[Slick562]

I saw a website off a provdiders pictureon hx that they just happened to post when I asked about it they said they didn't know that booker.

Anyways went over to the site and I never saw contact info on the page but some of the girls on there looked good. Has anyone used andyvips.com? Any info would be appreciated.

[Speck]

I know that if I have b. O. Or my pee smells after eating asparagus, I know.

Do these girls know their pussies smell something biblical?

How can they not?

Of course there's being out all night, having dick after dick thrust in you, and all the gross infections women get in their cooch.

But, I had posted this in the men's clubs on hx a decade or more ago, and I'm sure it still happens.

Those of us who hunt street girls know not to ever bother with DATY. Part of the reason is so many are pimped. There are pimps that know certain clients like DATY and will bust a raw nut in the girl, knowing that client is about to. Well dine on her snatch and get a mouthful of daddy's load that's been fermenting for an hour or so in a humid, hot environment.

More than a couple guys were in a state of shock when I mentioned that.

[Nico 65]

I know that if I have b. O. Or my pee smells after eating asparagus, I know.

Do these girls know their pussies smell something biblical?

How can they not?

Hahaha, oh they know. I think most excuse this in their heads as a "natural scent" which also often has a bit of a kick sometimes. Pure denial.