Massage Parlor Reports

**RustyMuffler** · 04-13-20 22:28

I'm a huge fan of firm, CMT-level massages. But since I always want a HE, I never visit legit places.

However, over the years I've known a few LMTs who've set up a table in their home and offered massage services + to a few, select clients on the side. And now that the economy is in uncharted waters, there may be some massage therapists who have now become willing to provide a few extra services.

So if anyone knows a legit massage therapist who wants a new client to experiment with, or to practice giving a HJ to, I'm just "The Man" for the job. I'm not only nice and easy going, but I also can be a very generous person.

Please PM info about anyone you know who fits this kind of situation.

Thanks,

Rusty.

Originally Posted by Slate111 [View Original Post]

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.

**Mandane** · 04-12-20 21:27

Originally Posted by Slate111 [View Original Post]

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.

Legit massage places (as well a gyms, barbershops, nail salon, etc.) are closed by order of the governor. Was this before the lockdown?

**Sylas** · 04-12-20 16:43

Been out the AMP game for a bit and I was hoping to find a place around fairfax / manassas / chantilly that offered BJ+massage? I'm not too into FS since I can get that with an escort for cheaper but a good rub down and some head is perfect for me. Pm me with details, price isn't really a problem. I just need help with locating. Thanks!

**AcesUp219** · 04-12-20 13:27

Saw Mint here through the help of some board members before all this craziness, just forgot to post. Mint us very sweet, attractive and once you get to know her, opens up.

$100/45 minutes*.

$120/60 minutes*.

$160/90 minutes.

We agreed to a CBJ at the end for 80 extra. HE for 60 on the next trip. Mint is a real sweetheart and I will continue to go see her.

**Slate111** · 04-11-20 16:26

I guess business is down but I started noticing legit massage therapist offering HJ with the session. If you pm me then I can send you the info. I will note that HJ sucks but massage alone is worth it.

**Justforme** · 04-10-20 15:41

Before the 2010's I saw someone named KK. She was Thai and did massage and hair removal. She gave a good massage but only offered a hangshake at the finish. I also had her remove hair from my back.

The seconda time I went I met an associate of hers. She gave a good massage and shook more than a hand.

KK was heavy by my standards but not sloppy fat. The other one was thin but I cannot remember her name.

KK was nice and so was her associate.

Would have reconnect but then met a petite beauty who I became excluaive to. She ran with a group led by Pinky and they offered free Nuru. Those were the days. This woman went back to Thailand and I followed her on Facebook for a minute. After her it was hard to find another who would cuddle at a fair exchange. I wished she had stayed I offered my home to her.

Anyway, I guess I am still living in the past and we know we cannot go back.

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

KK and Tara are two of the best massages in NOVA. They are friendly and pretty as well. They have always had limited menus, but can be fun and as I said two of the best at massage.

**NyHornet** · 04-08-20 15:52

Originally Posted by Sswede [View Original Post]

We were texting back and forth a while ago about her diet and she was doing great! Its hard to believe as she seems to really have her act together.

KK and Tara are two of the best massages in NOVA. They are friendly and pretty as well. They have always had limited menus, but can be fun and as I said two of the best at massage.

**Serpico99** · 04-08-20 11:31

Originally Posted by FloorHump422 [View Original Post]

I know they aren't in NOVA, but if you go on Rubmaps, it looks like a few places in Laurel have had recent reviews. I don't have premium, so I don't know if they're still open, but they could be worth a try to call up.

Yeah I saw that too. I think people are just posting reviews when they visited before the big lockdown to get their post count up / in. If I am up near Laurel I'll give a couple of those places a ring.

**Sswede** · 04-08-20 08:57

Originally Posted by WillyBetten [View Original Post]

Sorry, I meant KK. Tara also got bigger but not as much proportionately. I love her massive tatas tho.

KK's now legitimately got the Fat Bastard gut going. She jokingly asked why she can't lose weight. I. didn't say anything.

We were texting back and forth a while ago about her diet and she was doing great! Its hard to believe as she seems to really have her act together.

**Member #6313** · 04-08-20 07:22

Originally Posted by JayLovesJenny [View Original Post]

Are the pics in these ads accurate?

They are the girls in the ad I think but all the pictures are old. The massage is decent and they all love to fuck. Nita was pretty wild.

**GoodSamaritan** · 04-07-20 23:37

Originally Posted by WillyBetten [View Original Post]

I have been seeing KK and Tara since about 2011. I was an idiot and took a risk to go see her a couple weeks ago (before the real lock downs) because wfh was killing my posture and shoulders. I guess not as risky as going to some AMP where they don't take pride in their services and not clean up thoroughly. Anyway her massage was A+ as always. Got to tell ya, fellas. She got HUGE. I hadn't seen her in a few years. She was never slip. Always short and thick. But THICC, not fat. She now has a huge gut that really hangs down below the waste line. Her ass is maybe only a little phatter than it used to be, so the weight went all to her gut.

Just a little info. I know some of you like them "thick" and rounder, but oh man. I was a little disappointed.

Her massage definitely did work wonders as always. Just an FYI.

Yes, I've heard that Tara is fat and that her boobs sag. Not at all like some people have described. Maybe they worked with her or are playing games. But her pics are heavily doctored to make her look thin and curvy. From what I heard, you also won't get more than a HE.

**Metloaf** · 04-07-20 21:11

Originally Posted by WillyBetten [View Original Post]

Sorry, I meant KK. Tara also got bigger but not as much proportionately. I love her massive tatas tho.

KK's now legitimately got the Fat Bastard gut going. She jokingly asked why she can't lose weight. I. didn't say anything.

Massages not enough sweat for all they belly. Stays in booty shorts and top the whole session. Massage great.

But I would've told her big ass. Start sucking dick and fucking for a change!

**FloorHump422** · 04-07-20 20:22

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

Just curious if any mongers on here had luck sneaking into their favorite AMP "clandestinely". Of course back channel if you know of a spot that is accepting discreet appointments. Two providers I have in rotation are out of town so I can't try to hook up anything on the side with them and I called a couple of places to see if anyone would pick-up and allow appointment-only visit but no luck. I can't take the plunge with the Thai apartment providers as they are not my cup of tea. If no luck, I'll just keep fapping to pornhub until the shut down ends.

I know they aren't in NOVA, but if you go on Rubmaps, it looks like a few places in Laurel have had recent reviews. I don't have premium, so I don't know if they're still open, but they could be worth a try to call up.

**Serpico99** · 04-07-20 18:06

Just curious if any mongers on here had luck sneaking into their favorite AMP "clandestinely". Of course back channel if you know of a spot that is accepting discreet appointments. Two providers I have in rotation are out of town so I can't try to hook up anything on the side with them and I called a couple of places to see if anyone would pick-up and allow appointment-only visit but no luck. I can't take the plunge with the Thai apartment providers as they are not my cup of tea. If no luck, I'll just keep fapping to pornhub until the shut down ends.