Massage Parlor Reports

**Tophat31** · 03-11-20 11:20

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Not entirely sure this qualifies as a "massage parlor" report (since it was in her studio apartment), but there's no FS to be had and she doesn't really fit the bill as an escort. A couple weeks ago, one of my Tinder dates was a no-call / no-show. Since I was already pre-screened ahead of time and somewhat near her area in Tysons, I sent her an email and asked if she was down for a 1-hour session on such short notice. To my surprise, she got back to me within less than a minute and said to come on over. Her place is in a very nice area and the directions weren't hard to follow.

She's definitely the woman in the pictures. On her site, she claims to be early 20's, but I would've guessed late 20's. That's certainly not a bad thing or a knock on her at all. She does have a pretty amazing body and an amazing pair of twins. I disrobed as instructed and laid down on her customized milking table. I was feeling particularly sore that day from a tough workout the day prior, so I was a little let-down to receive just a so-so massage. She used some oils, had the music going, and was perfectly fine with touching (no FIV or FS). Eventually, she had me flip and gave a pretty decent HJ before I released. She made some pretty convincing moans throughout, but I wasn't really doing much of anything to her. Afterwards, I hopped in the shower solo and cleaned myself off. We made some small talk for a bit without anything further happening post-shower, so I got the subtle hint that it was time to change back into my clothes and head out the door (despite having 10 minutes left in our 1-hour session).

Kinsey was a decent last-minute option after my original plans fell through that day. However, I probably won't repeat in the future. Maybe I had too high expectations, perhaps I'm just not her type, I don't know. But if you're looking for a woman with an amazing body, okay massage skills, and practically zero effort on your part, 200 per hour isn't a bad deal. Personally, my session just seemed average / okay.

The only thing that really fascinates me about this provider is the milking table. For those who don't know, I'll save you the Google and it basically is a massage table with a hole by your midsection so your junk hangs. This gives her access to reach under the table and finish you.

How was that? Better worse? Does it limit access for touching?

**Shinshi** · 03-11-20 11:19

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

200 all inclusive?

The section labeled "Sessions" within her site details what to expect. Just the massage with oils, milking table, and mood music (I. E. - no sex, no BBBJ). I wasn't surprised and knew what to expect when I set up the incall, but I was hoping her massaging skills would be better.

Still a decent enough time, but I live almost an hour away and there's better, more abundant options to be had near my area.

**BigJWood** · 03-11-20 09:14

In town for today and looking for extras.

**BCommodore** · 03-11-20 08:27

Originally Posted by StrikerVee [View Original Post]

I see Emma is back at Eden Models and curious if anyone has seen her recently and how she looked and what was offered. PM is fine.

http://www.edenmodelsva.com/emma/

Hey there, she looks pretty much the same! Offered was standard Eden service.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 03-11-20 06:38

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Not entirely sure this qualifies as a "massage parlor" report (since it was in her studio apartment), but there's no FS to be had and she doesn't really fit the bill as an escort. A couple weeks ago, one of my Tinder dates was a no-call / no-show. Since I was already pre-screened ahead of time and somewhat near her area in Tysons, I sent her an email and asked if she was down for a 1-hour session on such short notice. To my surprise, she got back to me within less than a minute and said to come on over. Her place is in a very nice area and the directions weren't hard to follow.

She's definitely the woman in the pictures. On her site, she claims to be early 20's, but I would've guessed late 20's. That's certainly not a bad thing or a knock on her at all. She does have a pretty amazing body and an amazing pair of twins. I disrobed as instructed and laid down on her customized milking table. I was feeling particularly sore that day from a tough workout the day prior, so I was a little let-down to receive just a so-so massage. She used some oils, had the music going, and was perfectly fine with touching (no FIV or FS). Eventually, she had me flip and gave a pretty decent HJ before I released. She made some pretty convincing moans throughout, but I wasn't really doing much of anything to her. Afterwards, I hopped in the shower solo and cleaned myself off. We made some small talk for a bit without anything further happening post-shower, so I got the subtle hint that it was time to change back into my clothes and head out the door (despite having 10 minutes left in our 1-hour session).

Kinsey was a decent last-minute option after my original plans fell through that day. However, I probably won't repeat in the future. Maybe I had too high expectations, perhaps I'm just not her type, I don't know. But if you're looking for a woman with an amazing body, okay massage skills, and practically zero effort on your part, 200 per hour isn't a bad deal. Personally, my session just seemed average / okay.

200 all inclusive?

**Wahooboy94** · 03-11-20 00:12

Nalee's reputation precedes her! Excellent massage with standard NOVA finish. A real sweetheart!

Nalee has been on my favorite list for a couple years now. Her location in Centreville is generally out of the way for me. On Monday, I decided to make the trek.

Upon arrival, I arrive at a nice townhouse community. I park in the driveway and run up the stairs and knock on the door. The door opens and there is Nalee as in the pictures, long back hair, wearing a top that exposed her midriff and jean shorts to go with it. Nalee escorts me upstairs to her massage studio -- nice! Extra wide massage table in a nicely decorated room with a spa-like bathroom connected to it. Lots of green plants everywhere. I settle up -- $180 for 90 minutes -- and ask to permission to take a shower so I can freshen up, I towel off, and report to the table.

Nalee delivered a fantastic massage coupled with great conversation. Therapeutically, no major body part was left untouched. Nalee used just the right amount of massage oil combined with relaxing strokes and pressure all along my body. During this time, we talked about where she was from, her family, her favorite movies and actor, food, and her hobbies.

The massage was remarkably thorough and well done. At the point where the soft touch would typically begin, no real teasing of the glutes or the boys which I found mildly surprising. On the flip, she started at the top with the big head, giving me a nice scalp and neck massage, and then finished off with the little head where she gave me that day's special.

This was my first time seeing Nalee and I agree, the massage quality is very good. It is no surprise she has such a great reputation. Centreville is not convenient for me, so while I would definitely see Nalee again, it will be dependent on my being in the area.

**NovaGuy703** · 03-10-20 22:56

Long-time lurker and first time poster. Dreamt of a nice visit with Thai Candy in Tysons. Standard 2-text system to a nice apartment complex. Candy opened the door and looked even better than the pictures. She has a nice body and what you see in the pictures is what you will see in real life. Overall she gave a great massage (definitely on the top end of the Thai providers) and standard Nova, even lifting her top while doing it. OTC and some UTC allowed. A few things that made her stand out to me. One was that she never discussed any of the gift in any way. I provided the 1 hr fee of $1.2 up front and tipped another $. 4 at the end, but she never once mentioned it aside from to say thank you when she saw the tip. Additionally after the HE she had some gave me some additional massage. If you like a girl who can read your body and give you just the right strength of massage, has a beautiful body herself and provides a standard NOVA I think Candy would be a great option.

**InAviation70** · 03-10-20 22:05

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

I'd like to know if she is legit also. Very hot looking!

I believe she is to good to be true.

**InAviation70** · 03-10-20 17:38

Originally Posted by BenDiesel30 [View Original Post]

She left to go back to Jersey and NY. Said some guy tried to get rough with her and force himself on her. I hope she comes back. They got the guy on camera and police are looking for him

This is so sick. I hope they catch that A Hole. She was such a sweet young lady.

**RustyMuffler** · 03-10-20 17:32

Aloha Aloha4321,

I googled the phone number in the ad and nothing hobby related showed up in the search results. To me, no results = very risky.

Since there are no reviews and no matches to the phone number, you could literally encounter anybody when you show up. (Well, not really anybody because it won't be me).

What exactly do I mean by very risky?

Depending on the location, it might be the police. Hmmm, Tysons. Not a hot spot that I know of, so it's probably not the police. But it could be!!

Creepin already reported the pics are fraudulent.

So, what's far more likely, indeed almost assured, is you're going to find someone less attractive behind door number one. So there's that risk. Chances are good she could be much less attractive. Or maybe not even a she. How about that for a risk?

Or it could be a set up to rob you. That's another risk you'll take.

Why take the chance to waste your time and money? Why take an unnecessary risk?

Instead, just read several pages back in the forum, find someone with several positive reviews, and go see her. It's that easy.

Good luck and please review whomever you see!

Rusty.

Originally Posted by Aloha4321 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited her?

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/upscale-latina-mdash-sexy-mdash-gorgeous-massage-and-nuru-with-mariana-in-tysons-zwj/9612961.html

Photos are gorgeous.

Too good to be true?

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Hey bro, I can see you're a newbie and at some point all of us were so some advice, do your research. Google searching that image will show that she's a model.

**Creeping** · 03-10-20 16:39

Originally Posted by Aloha4321 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited her?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...j/9612961.html

Photos are gorgeous.

Too good to be true?

Hey bro, I can see you're a newbie and at some point all of us were so some advice, do your research. Google searching that image will show that she's a model. After you check whoever you end up seeing, post your experience and after posting credible info the fine gents in this forum may actually answer your questions.

Creepin.

**InSearch69** · 03-10-20 15:55

I'd like to know if she is legit also. Very hot looking!

Originally Posted by Aloha4321 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited her?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...j/9612961.html

Photos are gorgeous.

Too good to be true?

**Freddy35** · 03-10-20 14:56

Originally Posted by VaGuy540 [View Original Post]

What are their prices? What did you pay?

Sorry. 80 on the way in and tipped 40.

**NyHornet** · 03-10-20 14:47

Originally Posted by DougMap [View Original Post]

Got curious about Utopia since they have a table shower. Had a good massage the girls are all spinners and then the girl I had went into a soft touch and with a flip had me start with DIY then she jumped in for nova. I will say this the rooms are not private but they that didn't seem to matter. Maybe business was slow. But again as always YMMV 60 hr plus 30 tip.

You got lucky. Tht is not the norm from my experience. I used to know the owner, back from when I first met her at CH Spa and she was strictly therapeutic. I stopped in a few months ago, and found that she had sold the business, and all indications were that it was still just therapeutic.

**Shinshi** · 03-10-20 14:06

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Not entirely sure this qualifies as a "massage parlor" report (since it was in her studio apartment), but there's no FS to be had and she doesn't really fit the bill as an escort. A couple weeks ago, one of my Tinder dates was a no-call / no-show. Since I was already pre-screened ahead of time and somewhat near her area in Tysons, I sent her an email and asked if she was down for a 1-hour session on such short notice. To my surprise, she got back to me within less than a minute and said to come on over. Her place is in a very nice area and the directions weren't hard to follow.

She's definitely the woman in the pictures. On her site, she claims to be early 20's, but I would've guessed late 20's. That's certainly not a bad thing or a knock on her at all. She does have a pretty amazing body and an amazing pair of twins. I disrobed as instructed and laid down on her customized milking table. I was feeling particularly sore that day from a tough workout the day prior, so I was a little let-down to receive just a so-so massage. She used some oils, had the music going, and was perfectly fine with touching (no FIV or FS). Eventually, she had me flip and gave a pretty decent HJ before I released. She made some pretty convincing moans throughout, but I wasn't really doing much of anything to her. Afterwards, I hopped in the shower solo and cleaned myself off. We made some small talk for a bit without anything further happening post-shower, so I got the subtle hint that it was time to change back into my clothes and head out the door (despite having 10 minutes left in our 1-hour session).

Kinsey was a decent last-minute option after my original plans fell through that day. However, I probably won't repeat in the future. Maybe I had too high expectations, perhaps I'm just not her type, I don't know. But if you're looking for a woman with an amazing body, okay massage skills, and practically zero effort on your part, 200 per hour isn't a bad deal. Personally, my session just seemed average / okay.