Massage Parlor Reports

**Justin999** · 02-15-20 02:26

Ji. She very quiet. She nice,. , I like her.

**MechanikalEsq** · 02-14-20 23:43

Gents, Mech here, long-ish time researcher. Thought it time to contribute to the conversation.

For today's festivities, due to some nagging sports injuries and life stressors, I was looking for someone who was more capable during the other 59 minutes and 26 seconds beyond what most of us are here to talk about. I mean any floosie and up, down, up, down, A, B, A, B, select, start. My dumb ass has been doing that for the better part of 40 years, I need someone with a bit more skill. Anywho, based on pretty gleaming reviews here, I gave KK a buzz. UN-fortunately, she quickly replied back that she was out of town briefly. She asked if I wanted to try one of her friends. Also based on what I have learned here, that sounded like a capital idea. She said Lucy would be contacting me. Hmm. Recent reviews say she is more drama than what I want for today. F it, we confirm the time and I show up.

People. You have all been seriously underrating Lucy's abilities when it comes to the actual massage. I haven't been able to lift my arm above shoulder level for about 2 months and my knees feel like someone twice my age. After an hour (-ish) with Lucy, I am feeling downright sprightly. I mean, sure I could seek out an LMT and describe exactly what is going on with me and hopefully they can fix it, but where is the fun in that? Lucy by dumb luck, or skill, just contorted me left, right and center, took out some anger issues on my hamstrings and IT bands, and put my neck through the tumble cycle all of which left me feeling REALLY damn good.

As for the other 34 seconds, she simply flat out asked me, "do you want (NOVA)?" "Why yes, my dear, that is precisely why I am here. " (I didn't tell her I felt like I got ran over by a truck when I walked in.) She says " 4". I nod and it is off to the races. Not really the races though, this was definitely not rushed, not the best NoVA I have ever had, but its up there. Then it was time to hit the showers and I was out of there. I still want to see how KK stands up to this. Definitely sounds like her tipping situation is a bit more professional than Lucy's and morbid curiosity demands I see how she does.

A couple points of interest. I almost got hit by another monger in the parking lot as I was walking in. I know everyone pretty much wants to high tail it out of there when you're done, but seriously, watch for pedestrians. Also, she was texting (sometimes by speech to text (via translator)) during the sesh. It wasn't enough to piss me off, but it was noticeable and a bit annoying. I know she needs to earn a living, but my living paid for this particular block of time.

**Relaxed Inak** · 02-14-20 19:20

I had a great fbsm this morning with a non standard NOVA ending, First off this is not a. 8 $ AMP at all. I found Kinsey to be better in person than in the ad. One thing that was very nice is the fact that her location is spotless. The table she uses is very comfortable it has a cutout where all the pressure usually ends up when I'm getting a massage, and she knows that it will support her and her client when needed, She was able to make me comfortable and delivered all of the service I expected in a very pleasurable fashion and without making it seem like I was taking to much valuable time, Very different than any other massage I have had in this area.

I am definitely going to return.

https://www.kinseyvalentine.com/

Be safe be nice and be careful be happy be relaxed.

Relaxed in AK.

**Justin999** · 02-14-20 18:49

Originally Posted by Gerzoomble [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her before? I can't find anything.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9596157.html

She use Fake picture. She is Jewel or Sonya.

**Justin999** · 02-14-20 18:36

Originally Posted by Powkid [View Original Post]

Her pictures got my attention so I set up an appointment for a 30 min session. Setup was easy and was able to see her same day. Arrived at her apartment near Tyson's 2 and w knocked on the door and she opened wearing shorts and tank top. I should have left after I saw she wasn't the girl in the pic but I said I stayed because I was horny as hell. Paid house fee and massage started.

On the flip she them began to UPSELL me like crazy. She wanted an extra $160 for nude along that comes with a HJ. I was like WTF hell no!! I told her that is outrageous and that she wasn't getting that from me. I mean she was no J-LO or anything close to that. She said ok, how about $100 for a HJ. I said no!! She doesn't offer anything other than HJ and was a total waste of time. She stayed closed the entire massage and would not take anything off unless she gets $100 plus.

I was pissed so I got up and go dress to leave. Then she had the nerve to ask me for a TIP. HAHA. I Said what did you do?? She said you touched my butt LOL. I said ok. And. She assisted I give her $20 and I said no. She got so mad she didn't even walk me out LMAO!! I said bye and good luck getting clients to pay that much to see your little B cups and no ass LOL.

Stay away guys she isn't worth a dolor!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9173891.html

She very fat an face ugly and look ugly tooth too.

**Angel3057** · 02-14-20 16:17

Originally Posted by Barlon [View Original Post]

Haha she's always changing her name but I know her as Lucy. She's a safe bet if I try someone new and it doesn't work out. Gives a great deep massage and likes to have fun. Usually for me the fee is 80 and for FS it's like another 80 but YMMV. Also she's in a office building and has no shower so wash your ass at home. Always a great time with her, treat her right.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/hot-asia...97572-18274915

When I first met her, she is said her name was Lucy, I think she changes name bc she is afraid of LE.

Saw her several times. She is available almost 24/7. I try to see her on weekends when the building is empty. I always get FS. I may skip for a while, before she went on vacation she said she will go to China.

**MangoBalls78** · 02-14-20 13:52

Originally Posted by ZzzBoy14 [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9594367.html

Has anyone seen Lita? Seems like a newcomer who has other friends working out of the same place. Thanks.

I saw Lita a few days ago. I initially tried to book with Luna but she was busy and suggested I see her friend (Lita). Lita works with Luna out of the same apartment in Annandale. When I arrived I got the green light to go in. The room has a massage table and a bed so I pretty much knew it was going to be a FS experience. Took a quick shower and then laid on the massage table face down. Lita is not certified and her technique is OK. She immediately got undressed and gave me a massage fully nude which took me by surprise. Her body is OK. She's older than the pictures suggest. I would say she's in her mid to late 40's. She has decent natural breast about C cup but she does have some baby fat and a belly. She took her time with the massage and made sure she got every muscle, tendon and fascia. On the flip she continued to work my feet and calves but noticed I was at full attention and didn't hesitate to motion me over to the bed. I laid down and she put the cover on me and started with a CBJ which was OK. She then climbed on top for CG, then mish and finished in doggy. She gave me another massage session afterwards and again, took her time and did not watch the clock. I think I took a quick nap during that too. Would I go see her again? Probably not because I like my women younger and with a tighter body but she is very friendly, has a good attitude and is willing to please. I gave her 120 for the massage and 80 tip. I was there at least an hour maybe a little longer.

**Barlon** · 02-14-20 13:47

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Hey brother, are you certain her name is "Javier"? Thats a dude's name! Have a link and damage to share?

Creepin.

Haha she's always changing her name but I know her as Lucy. She's a safe bet if I try someone new and it doesn't work out. Gives a great deep massage and likes to have fun. Usually for me the fee is 80 and for FS it's like another 80 but YMMV. Also she's in a office building and has no shower so wash your ass at home. Always a great time with her, treat her right.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/hot-asia...97572-18274915

**Creeping** · 02-14-20 12:19

Originally Posted by CoolWays [View Original Post]

Hurray she is back in town and ready to please, visited today got exactly what was needed and more, the vaca must have really rejuvenated her, tempted to attack my atm for a return visit this weekend, all I'll say is HOTHOTHOT.

Hey brother, are you certain her name is "Javier"? Thats a dude's name! Have a link and damage to share?

Creepin.

**ZzzBoy14** · 02-14-20 11:46

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...e/9594367.html

Has anyone seen Lita? Seems like a newcomer who has other friends working out of the same place. Thanks.

**MechanikalEsq** · 02-14-20 11:21

Originally Posted by HellBoyX [View Original Post]

After a few weeks of just ok escort session at $$$ a pop, I decided to try my luck with one of the local Thai providers. Sophie is operating out of a nice apt in FairOaks which is easy to get too and has a good amount of parking. The appointment was easy to setup and while she was a few minutes late inviting me up, it was no problem. Sophie is the girl in the pictures, but a little heavier and with straight hair now and packing what I believe are Cs. I was taken to the back room of her apt and asked what I wanted. I said the hour massage and paid $.2. I undressed, and laid on the table, in my birthday suit. Sophie provides a decent massage, but as others have written, nothing deep tissue. After a few teases, and a good amount of massage, I was asked to flip, and Sophie started working on my feet. I find Sophie very attractive. In the girl next store kind of way (plus she looks like someone I work with, that I kinda want to bang). Sophie immediately grabbed some oil and started to massage my member, going slow.

And using a warming gel that felt fantastic. She was clothed, which I was bummed about but god she gave a great.

I have seen Sophie a couple of times. The first was pretty much as you describe. However, on my way out she tells me she is "better" at nuru and I should try that next time. Fair enough. A while later I decided to take her up on that suggestion. Went back, about 5 minutes of regular table massage then she directed me to the bed while she warmed up the gel. She told me not to be shy during the nuru. I wasn't. After about 10 - 15 minutes of her sliding on my back, she flips me and began a CBJ. That then proceeded into K9, CG, RCG, and finally MISH for the finish. I tipped $. 4 on top her of advertised prices both times because she's actually a pretty sweet girl.

Only thing I find strange about her is that she s quite sweet until the pop, then she grabs on to the equipment with both hands like trying to hold back a dog from lunging. I am personally more of a take it slow and soft at that point of the game, so I am not a big fan. She seems to find that fact hilarious which only makes her do it harder. YMMV.

**TheRabbit** · 02-14-20 08:25

Has anyone ever done a "line up" before, In where they get to choose what girl they want for a massage?

**CoolWays** · 02-13-20 23:21

Hurray she is back in town and ready to please, visited today got exactly what was needed and more, the vaca must have really rejuvenated her, tempted to attack my atm for a return visit this weekend, all I'll say is HOTHOTHOT.

**AsssManKramer** · 02-13-20 15:57

Never noticed it before. When I started with them years ago they would post the schedule on Backpage and not on the site. Since then I've always called and asked availability. It must've changed a while ago after BP went down. Never thought to look or ask. I'm not familiar with Emily. Any good? Please share if you see Hannah.

Originally Posted by RyanHarvey [View Original Post]

Blue Gems schedule is always listed under the Services link. They have a new girl named Hannah that they wouldn't tell me anything about. Also it looks like weekends are opening up for them. Emily is scheduled to work this Saturday. Again the handler was a total ***to me but if the talent is hot enough I'm there.

**CapitalSeeker** · 02-13-20 13:58

Got a text with a "Valentine's Day Special" - 4 hands for $100/ hr. Having never treated myself to that particular experience before I figured I'd take them up on it, and I'm glad I did! Truly incredible experience with a pair of cute young providers. The first half hour was some intense massage action that was as good as anything I've ever had from a CMT. They didn't watch the clock at all, and we actually ran over a bit after the transition to tease, then flip and the action. Was invited to roam OTC, and was actually teased for being shy at the end, so wondering if I could've gotten away with more. Only complaint is that the room was kind of cold, to the point where my feet and hands were freezing. But considering how much effort the girls put into the experience, I wonder if that was to spare them? Regardless, highly recommended.

Quick note, I hadn't seen this particular place in over a year, and they have recently moved across the road from their old spot on Pershing in Arlington. Super nice upscale apartment with a handful of ladies hanging around. Be polite and remove your shoes when you go in!