Massage Parlor Reports

**Efurufe** · 02-13-20 14:54

I texted her about 6 months ago, she sent a generic list of services (therapeutic, sensual, b2 b) and prices, and gave me an address. But before I got there, she sent a follow up text that had something like "happy ending included" next to each service. I told her I couldn't agree to that (I never agree to paying for a service in text) and turned around.

I never heard back from her, but still the pictures look good and she has positive reviews. Here are her 3 ads:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/120961

https://seattle.rubratings.com/125478

https://seattle.rubratings.com/120966

Anyone have any intel?

**TomaIn** · 02-11-20 19:56

I am relocating up there next month and will be hunting for some AMP's. I tried Blue Lotus in South Center while I was back there last week. Great massage but 100% legit. Anything up in the Factoria area that is worth it. I typically prefer under 40. HE to FS Depending on rates. Feel free to PM if you want.

**Sonny1802** · 02-11-20 09:18

Originally Posted by HotsFeru [View Original Post]

Any reports on any younger providers out there. Other than the royal spa

Have you tried out AAMP on Cityxguide? There might be something nice there and let us know. Good luck!

**HotsFeru** · 02-11-20 00:35

Any reports on any younger providers out there. Other than the royal spa?

**Pigrig** · 02-10-20 22:18

Came back to the north Seattle area for the weekend and was trying to decide where to go for a little entertainment. Well after a little deliberation I went for a for sure thing and went for some coffee. What a naughty little thing she is and it's getting better with each visit.

**Seattleik** · 02-10-20 20:27

Did a follow up with Amy last week see if she was willing to keep her promise of more extra on my next visit, apparently she did took a little bit of effort but went in requested for her greeted me with a hug and kiss on the check told her about FS if she can do it today said yes for 120 , I'm like ok no problem, laid down for a short massage when she started playing with the boys and stroking while I was facing down, on the flip she suddenly changes her mind and tells me no fa when I already gave her the full amount and we agreed upon it and says only CBJ, replied with ok CBJ just give me $40 back not paying $120 for only CBJ, when I said that she says ok FS is ok, grabs and put the condom started with CBJ and lay down for some FS missionary and doggy before I blew in the cover, overall didn't like how she try to hustle me but FS seems to be available with Amy, kissed me goodbye on the checks and blowing kisses and give me her number to call for my next visit.

**ARoger** · 02-10-20 15:52

EXIT STRATEGY.

I take one look and ask 'how many girls are working right now?

If they answer 'only me', I then ask 'how late are you open?

Then I leave.

If they answer 'me and another girl', I ask to see the other girl. If she's not worth it, I ask, 'how late are you open?' and then leave.

No reason to stay if you are not happy with the visuals in the beginning.

**MartyByrde** · 02-09-20 20:44

Any info on this place:

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/206-402-...girls-38243798

Not too far for me to visit, but would like some advanced intel, if possible.

**Sonny1802** · 02-09-20 14:45

Here is a question for all the seasoned hobbyist out there. I'm sure you have been into a situation where you walk-in and the view inside did not meet your expectation. This might be either the RA is FUGLY or the place is smelly or your gut is telling you to bail out. What are your favorite excuses other than just telling them the horrible truth? I was in that situation recently and I pretended I was getting a phone and never went back hahaha.

I say no thanks and turn around and leave, block the number, delete the contact and then post about the encounter.

What would you do in a restaurant if the chick smelled rotten, or a clothing store if you don't like the shirt after you try it on? If it's bait and switch they know they lied. They will say something but they will be saying it to my back.

A2

**Sriracha1** · 02-08-20 23:40

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

I saw what sounded like Kaykay or Kiki. Short, heavyset, stocky, black hair, maybe in her 40's or so.

She turned out to be horrible. Not flirty at all, no sensuality. She seemed to be in a bitchy mood the whole time. Her personality was the biggest turnoff, followed by her pudgy body type. I had to avoid looking at her gut and hairy underarms in order to focus. She didn't allow kissing the titties. Worst experience I've had in a long time.

Wow sorry for your loss. That sounds a lot like the one who prompted my first rant post about a month ago. Never turned back.

Also don't know if it's DD's it or DDS I really don't care.

**Businessman69** · 02-07-20 19:54

Walked by the other night and the women in t he window seemed cute and she called me in. Can't remember the name of the place but it's right next door to lavender. Was hoping to get the women at the door but she passed me off to another lady was still equally pretty maybe mid 40's hard to tell sometimes. Name was Yoyo I believe. Paid for the half hour. She helped me get undressed already grabbing ahold of little man and teasing a little. Good sign for me. Rubs my back for like 4 minutes then tells me to flip LOL. I asked for a BJ negotiated tip. She also required tip upfront which I'm not thrilled about doing but I didn't want it to ruin my time. She flew the cover on and got to it. She took direction well but started to get really rushy and told me to hurry which kinda a turn off. Anyways, got mine got dressed and headed out. I was maybe in there for 20-25 minutes.

-BM69.

**Mitch Cor** · 02-07-20 00:02

Now if only there was a place near Milan that offered extras!

Originally Posted by Jonderin [View Original Post]

LOL, funny stuff.

If you're ever on the eastside and want just a massage, one of my favorites is called Mulan Foot Spa in Redmond.

It has several recliners for the foot massage in the open area, and they do a great job. They also have several rooms in back for full body massage. There are no extras at all. It's $50 per hour for the full body, and I think it's less for the foot massage.

**EagleStar** · 02-06-20 21:26

Originally Posted by Seattleik [View Original Post]

Been to Mengs dream in Jackson a few times myself good massage and always got rid of my knots in my back but in the backroom or private rooms it's just a regular full body massage deep tissue no extra service or handy provided and they leave a gap of the door open so not entirely private other then that they do a great massage for the price.

The older girls and men do the foot massages. The body massages are done by two girls who are just average. There are no extras.

**Seattleik** · 02-06-20 01:46

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Had some time on my hands yesterday and needed an actual massage. Honestly didn't feel like undertaking anything sexual.

I was in the International District on Jackson, so I stopped into Meng's Dream, which is next to Lavender Spa. Meng's advertises a $30 foot massage for an hour and my dogs were barking, so I stop in.

The middle-aged woman looks up from her phone and I tell her that I would like a foot massage. She points to a dry erase board with the "menu" of options. I choose the "$30 hour combo" with 20 minutes of feet, back and neck / head / arms.

She then points to the bottom of the board and asks if I want a "full body massage" in the private room for $60. I decline, mainly for the reason I first stated, but if she had been hot the little head probably would have changed my mind.

So, I end up at the end of a long row of make-shift beds / tables, probably 7 of them in a row. I lay down next to a heavy Asian man, maybe 60, without his shirt on getting massaged "very aggressively" by a male provider. I was thankful that, while my provider wasn't the most feminine looking, at least that dude wasn't working me over!

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

At one point, I just screamed "UNCLE! In the hopes that she would have mercy on me! I felt like asking, what did I do to piss you off, lady?" Maybe she was unhappy that she didn't get to see "Little Rock Chalk" back in the private room, so she was unhappy?

Anyway, it was actually a great massage. VERY DEEP! My question is, has anyone ever been to the "private rooms" at Meng's Dream and if so, what extras are available? There were 3 dudes massaging on the row of beds, so I wouldn't want extras from one of them!.

Been to Mengs dream in Jackson a few times myself good massage and always got rid of my knots in my back but in the backroom or private rooms it's just a regular full body massage deep tissue no extra service or handy provided and they leave a gap of the door open so not entirely private other then that they do a great massage for the price.

**Jonderin** · 02-05-20 23:30

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Little did I know that my provider had possibly the strongest hands of any woman I have ever encountered. I thought when she was "massaging" my back that she had "tagged out" and Stone Cold Steve Austin had jumped into the ring to finish the massage.

LOL, funny stuff.

If you're ever on the eastside and want just a massage, one of my favorites is called Mulan Foot Spa in Redmond.

It has several recliners for the foot massage in the open area, and they do a great job. They also have several rooms in back for full body massage. There are no extras at all. It's $50 per hour for the full body, and I think it's less for the foot massage.